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Stronic Zwei From Fun Factory

Mar 082013

Fun Factory Stronic Zwei

The Stronic Zwei is the second reciprocating vibrator from Fun Factory to incorporate their new thrusting action. Not content with simply improving on the Stronic Eins released last year Fun Factory have created a toy for men and women! This is quite a bold move for the German sex toy manufacturer and indeed it is quite a bold sex toy. However closer inspection of the toy reveals it is also made for pleasuring the G Spot of you ladies as much as for male anal action so you might end up fighting over this sex toy with your partner.

Unlike other thrusting sex toys that work on a cam mechanism to create the in-out motion the Stronic series of vibrators uses the inertia of a weight inside the toy and what we assume is an electromagnet or some comparable actuator to throw the weight against a spring or springs. We are just guessing here as we haven’t taken a Stronic apart, they are too nice to destroy like that. So what you have is a completely new way of creating a realistic thrusting motion that is far more realistic than any previous sex toy has offered. It also has the advantage that unlike cam operated thrusting vibrators it is not affected by pressure from the outside of the toy when inserted inside the body and therefore does not slow down when in use. Nice.

Charging the Stronic EIns toys takes hours, 16 to be precise though this is a maximum and we find that they take considerably less to recharge most of the time. Once charged they have a standby of up to three months so assuming you keep the Stronic topped up it will always be there to put a smile on your face.

The construction is sturdy, being ABS plastic that feels solid as a rock and soft, pliable high grade silicone moulded into a smooth form designed to probe your ass and massage your prostate. The base of the silicone just above the ABS control section has two protrusions providing stimulation and the surety that the toy will not be inserted too far inside when in use.

Charging the Stronic Zwei Vibrator takes, as I said, up to 16 hours, though often much less. You use Fun Factory’s Click’n’Charge system which consists of a nice compact mains transformer and a magnetic contact system which automatically aligns itself to the two metal beads on the base of the toy. This gives you a fool proof way of charging and ensures the Stronic Zwei remains waterproof even when fully submerged as there is no need for a hole in the case to accept a charging plug.

The controls on this anal vibrator are simple, a “Fun” button that turns the toy on and a + and – button to step through the settings. Pressing the “Fun” button for half a second when the toy is running will turn off the vibe whatever setting you have selected

The Fun Factory Stronic Zwei has more functions that you can shake a vibrator at. Well, to be strictly accurate it has nine. Three of them are referred to as constant, by which Fun Factory mean that the frequency of the reciprocating motion is constant at each to the three settings, “Samba” (low), “Rumble” (medium) and “Quickie” (high).

Adjacent to the constant settings are three of what are described as “Dynamic Mode” patterns. Two, “Rollerball” and “Rumba” change from low to high frequency thrusting at the same amplitude (power), the third called curiously “Vienna Waltz” has a constant frequency but steadily increasing amplitude which suddenly drops and then repeats.

You select all these patterns using the + and – buttons. The 6 aforementioned patterns are available “above” the off position and three more “Rattle”, “Gallop” and “Dirty Dancing” can be selected using the “–“ button to step you below the off position. Each of these three settings switches between two different thrusting frequencies at different intervals.

Finally there’s an easy to use travel lock feature “-“ & “Fun” to lock and “+” & “Fun” to unlock stops you having any unfortunate issues with the toy in your luggage at airports.

Fun factory provide two sachets of toy fluid with your new vibrator for instant pleasure and you can use any good quality water based lube with this product.

The Stronic Zwei came to me in a pouch that I had to say reminded me of a pencil case I had at school , though my pencil case wasn’t gold and didn’t have a Fun Factory badge and lanyard. The woven fabric pouch looks tough and is a practical way to protect, store and transport your Stronic Zwei without taking up huge amounts of space. It also saves on packaging when bought from a high street store though when bough online you’ll probably find it arrives in a box as mine did or in a very padded envelope.

I was also sent another Click’n’Charge charger. You will not have to buy a charger for every Fun Factory toy you buy because this charging system covers all of their new sex toys since about 2011. This saves you money and helps the environment too.

Suze tried the Stronic Zwei from the female perspective and found that its large girth made sliding the Zwei in and out quite challenging and although its ability to fill her vagina was in itself pleasurable any in-out motion could feel a little uncomfortable. Of course if you like a vibrator with a huge girth then that would be an absolute plus. In Suze’s case she found that the best way of using the Stronic Zwei was to allow the up-turned tip to massage her G Spot and move it with a slight side-to-side motion while the thrusting action of the toy moved it inside her. If the toy is angled the upper part of the base can just touch her clitoris but angling it to do so was at the expense of G Spot stimulation so using the Zwei was all about trade-offs.

The problem with the Stronic Zwei for me is its size. While I enjoy anal stimulation I’m afraid the Zwei is simply too big for me to use. I can manage to insert the tip but any more than that is uncomfortable which doesn’t work for me I’m afraid, I want stimulation not stretching. Eeek!

From what I can see the mechanism that drives the brilliant thrusting motion of this anal vibrator is quite bulky. It has to be so that the weight inside has sufficient momentum to deliver the powerful thrusting motions. Sadly that means that I can’t enjoy this male anal vibrator to the full. However if you have an ass hungry to be filled and stretched by a revolutionary thrusting, vibrating anal sex toy then you might want to get hold of one.

Odeco O-Zone Rabbit Vibrator

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Jan 292013

Odeco Ozone Rabbit Vibrator

This Chinese company have impressed me in several ways since their appearance in the sex toy arena last year. They have managed to create products which are both aesthetically pleasing and at a cost conscious price, which counts in these days of austerity.

Odeco are a company which seem to have ridden the storm and come out shining as they continue to extend their already extensive range of sex toys.

The only thing that doesn’t impress me is their packaging but hey! When they can produce products of reasonable quality at such a reasonable price then something has to give and in a way the choice of 1980’s livery is quite cute.

There are a few misspellings on the box which remind you that this company has the language barrier to overcome, and they make me smile.

But packaging aside the Odeco O-Zone has a reasonable build quality the silicone shaft has a nice velvety finish and the ABS handle is nicely inset with silicone too. I can see where they got their inspiration from for this product, another well know quality producer of pleasure products beginning with “L”. lol

So what does the Odeco O-Zone have to offer a lady…

Offers 3x constant speeds, 1 x pulsation and 3 x escalating modes.
Is easy to operate with its single push button interface. To stop simply hold in the button for a few seconds.
Feels comfortable to hold with its “Polo” shaped handle which nestles in to your palm.
Operates on just 2 x AAA batteries.
Is both powerful and quiet in operation, good news if you have children or guests around the house.
Synchronous light in the base flashes with the vibration for a bit of undercover action.
Has a flexible clit stimulator which can be adjusted to fit your body shape comfortably.

The snow had fallen heavily over night and settled and Alex was eager to get the driveway cleared so we could venture out. He was now outside wrapped up warm against the cold and I was still snuggled under the duvet.

No point in rushing to get up, he would be quite some time shifting the snow. So what’s a girl to do to amuse herself?

It didn’t take me long to answer that one. Lol

The Odeco O-Zone was clean and ready in my bedside “testing draw” which doubles up as my pantie draw. I rolled over and reached inside the draw to retrieve the O-Zone. It felt slightly chilled but I knew how to get it warmed up.

I pulled it under the duvet and placed it between my thighs it felt cold and made me momentarily shudder but it would soon be getting me all hot & sticky.

As I pushed the tip of the O-Zone rabbit vibrator against my wet slit I pressed the on button and I pressed the button a couple of times more taking it to max constant setting. The bulbous tip opened me as it entered my pussy and I felt a sense of satisfaction from feeling “full”.

I pushed the vibe deeper inside me whilst easing the clitoral arm in to position over my clitoris. I found it needed some encouragement to find its place. Once inside me I gave it the acid test for fit. I let go and despite being on full vibration the Odeco O-Zone stayed in place. A good sign.

The vibrations felt stronger for not being dampened in my hand but I wanted to apply some rotation to the shaft. Experience, or as I find now, instinct guides me when testing and I just knew this vibrator would benefit from slight movement.

How right was I! A quarter turn too and frown hit my spot. My G Spot that is. That slight movement was rubbing my clitoris and rubbing my G Spot beautifully. I held my breath as the ecstasy took over, my body tingled as it does when something good is about to happen.

Orgasm…

It came swiftly but breathtakingly soothing.

My clit was now hyper sensitive and I held the power button in to halt the vibrations which danced on my swollen clitoris.

And right on time Alex walked in the front door.

Don’t tell him what I got up to whilst he laboured away in the snow. Lol

I think this vibrator is for a moderate to seasoned user like myself. My reasoning behind this is that the bulbous shape of the shaft’s tip is quite ample for someone who’s never played with a vibrator before.

But it’s certainly one to aspire to and we all love a challenge.

Well, you get two products in one. This is both a powerful vibrator and an electrosex toy which the manufacturers say you can use both vaginally and anally. I think I will stick with the former for this review as I’m already filled with trepidation as to how the electrosex side of things will pan out.

The L’ Exquis is presented in a sturdy matt black box which is both classy and provides a safe protective home for your new best friend. There is no doubt what’s in there with a line drawing of the vibrator adorning the lid and the words “Intimate Love Toy”.

At first I assumed the vibrator was actually was so named but discovered when I flipped the box over that the stock label said L’ Exquis. In fact Intimate Love Toy is the name of a whole range of products from this manufacturer. Something that should be addressed, being a toy geek I like to know just who I’m gong to be getting intimate with. Lol

May I suggest that the product name is added to the lid too? Right, nuff said.

The box lid fits like a glove and creates a vacuum within the box, so remember to pull gently and slowly to avoid nail breakage. Once inside you are presented with the vibrator mounted in a black foam liner, under which you will find a black satin drawstring storage bag.

Right so let’s get to the techie stuff.

Offers 2 modes of stimulation on the vibrator setting, constant and pulse and both have 9 speed settings.
The electorsex setting has 9 intensity levels for you to play with. Simply press the + or – buttons to move up and down the intensities.
Both modes of use (vibrator or electro stimulation) are operated via an individual button and cannot be used in conjunction with each other.
Requires 2 x AA batteries.
Features two 24 carat gold plated contacts to provide excellent conductivity and is nickel free for those who react to it.
Is unchallenging in size with an insertable length of 5” and a circumference of 4.75” at its tip.
Although there is no indication of its water resistance I would say it is splash proof and would there withstand a gentle washing with toy cleaner or a damp cloth.

So, let’s see what naughtiness we can get up to with this little fella. Follow me to my boudoir and bring the lube.

Being a bit of a pussy (lol) I decided to try the vibrator first as I snuggled under the duvet. The L’ Exquis slipped inside me with ease not being too wide in girth and came to rest against my g-spot. I pressed the vibration button and felt the vibrations ripple through me.

A few presses of the + button moved me to a higher plane and when accompanied by moving the vibe in and out of me I started to become very aroused. In fact my toes started to curl. A good sign if you read my reviews.

Complete with “button memory” I progressed in to a more rapid vibration and was very close…but I needed to test the other side of this product. The electro stimulation. I almost forgot in my hedonistic frenzy.

I pressed the vibrator button once and it switched off and quickly followed this with the electro stim button on the opposite side of the vibe. At first I couldn’t feel anything (the instructions advise that the controls can take about 25 seconds to activate.) And there it was in its mildest form. I became aware of a slight “Slendertone” effect taking place.

The feeling is unlike anything you may have previously experienced, it feels like someone has abruptly placed a vaccum cleaner inside you as you innards feel like they are being pulled downwards. I know this sounds awful but it really feels quite nice, just don’t turn up the impulses too high like I did. This crosses over to the not so comfortable setting, or maybe you like that! ;0

I had the feeling that in this mode you would improve your pelvic floor, which is a good thing but the sexual side of things was an acquired taste. Good if it’s your thing. I preferred to look at it as an added bit of sexual health. After all, pelvic floor exercisers can be quite costly and you’ve got a 2 for here.

My experience of the L’ Exquis is a good one, you get exactly what you want from it simply by electing to exploit the experiences it has to offer. Should you choose to go the whole way you won’t ne disappointed.

In my opinion use this product to the full, if the whole concept isn’t your thing then maybe it’s one you could aspire to. But most of all enjoy the dual benefits from this product.

Jimmyjane Form 6 G3

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Nov 192012

JimmyJane Form 6 G3

I opened my mailbox to be greeted by an invitation to try out the upgraded version of the Jimmyjane Form 6 vibrator. Now, what else could I say but yes. My last encounter with the Form 6 was way back in 2009 and as I recall it rocked my world.

But technology has moved on since then so how would this 2012 version fare up against today’s pleasure objects?

For now let’s focus on the improvements which have been made since my last encounters with the Form 6. As I recall the charging base wasn’t very practical with contact between the conductive parts being flaky to say the least. Although I know this was addressed in a later upgrade which I didn’t have the pleasure of reviewing I can only compare between my original encounter and now.

I found the charging base more compact and practical, easier to use than the previous model with sprung contacts to make the connection more reliable – but the actual instructions were lacking. Nowhere could I find information on power level indicator lights. The pictoral manual, whilst good at imparting information regarding multi zone charging and that a full charge is 8 hours did not indicate what you should look for in terms of your vibrator being fully charged.

I mounted my Form 6 on its charging base ensuring that contact was made with the brushed stainless collar and lights either side of the + symbol illuminated which was fine but after more than 12 hours charging the same lights were still displayed. This made me think, was the Form 6 fully charged when it arrived? Or is there no differential between charging and fully charged? Which of course would not be a good idea.

( I searched on both Jimmyjane’s site and the Internet and couldn’t find any information regarding charge indication.)

Either way I decided to continue with my review regardless.

Listening to Pink on YouTube and slightly distracted by imaging what I would like to be doing with her I washed my Jimmyjane Form 6 with anti-bac soap. Do you think that she would want to adopt the Domme roll? If so I would have to engage in a power struggle with her.

I’m a bit of a switch, no let me rephrase that…I’m a Switch! Love the power exchange! Hahaha.

Whilst I dry off the Form 6 here are some points of interest…

Offers dual motors for simultaneous vaginal and clitoral stimulation.
Is reasonably quiet for the power to noise ratio.
Is fully submersible for cleansing and bath friendly play.
Has cordless recharging via its compact charging station a new feature.
A full charge offers up to 6+ hours of pleasure.
Is travel enabled with a universal power adapter, a new feature.
The digital vibration modes offer 5 x power levels and 6 x vibration patterns.
Has a new interface and power buttons for ease of use a new feature.

With a digital travel lock you can be assured not to have any embarrassing moments during travel a new feature.

The internal memory ensures that your last and most probably favourite setting is accessed as soon as you turn on.

Its dimensions are 6.8″ x 1.7″ at widest point (17.3 x 4.3cm).

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My PC continued to work its way through Pink’s playlist as I slipped under the duvet. My Form 6 was still warm from its cleansing and I applied a little lube to the tip to ease the bulbous base inside me. The tip felt cool as it made contact with my fleshy lips and pushed against my opening.

It disappeared inside me with a natural glide and suction and landed against my g-spot. It was then that it occurred to me. The controls were now inside me, most probably covered in lube and I needed to turn it on. Not a great design idea but I had some loo roll to hand to wipe the controls clean.

I retracted the Jimmyjane Form 6 and wiped the lubed control panel then from “button memory” pressed the + control nearest me, firing the vibe in to action. The rotational vibration at the tip and base was different and enjoyable.

May I add at this point the modes of vibration including isolation of either of the ends are excellent. What I did have a problem with was positive selection when in use. The buttons do seem to be small and sometimes difficult to target when in situ.

This vibrator fitted me perfectly and did exactly what a good vibe does. It sits in place when you are hands free because it locks in to position. I found that the curved tip of the clitoral stimulator pressed perfectly against my clitoris and all it needed was a gentle side to side roll with my index finger.

I was in fucking heaven…

Minutes later I was arching my back in to the mattress and bucking as I felt the sweet release of my orgasm and the release of the day’s tension.

In my humble opinion the Jimmyjane Form 6 G3 is a vibrator designed to fit a woman’s anatomy and offers vibratory pleasures beyond the capabilities of most vibrators on the market. I know it isn’t a cheap vibrator but what price such exquisite pleasure.

This vibrator offers something to seasoned users like myself and the slimmer end to sex toy newbies but don’t expect the clitoral contact from the slim end that you get with the wider one. Using the Jimmyjane the slimmer way again gives good G spot stimulation but not the same clitorally. The more substantial end doesn’t have a curve to satisfy like the narrow end but may be just the thing for some users.

We-Vibe Thrill

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Oct 242012

We--Vibe Thrill Vibrator

I was elated today to receive a sex toy I had spotted in Hannover a few weeks ago at the eroFame B2B Show. It looks sleek, classy and interesting, the people at We-Vibe have made every effort to ensure that it resembles nothing else on the market. However, as with all such intimate products function has to dictate form to some extent.

It’s the brand new “Thrill” from the makers of the We-Vibe. For those of you unfamiliar with the We-Vibe it’s a “U” shaped vibrator with a motor at each end. It is designed to be worn internally by the female whilst she is being made love to. You can find the review here.

You would be forgiven for thinking that the We-Vibe Thrill has more than a slight resemblance to the We Vibe, essentially it’s the same shape just about 30% larger and with an ABS section housing the charging/control interface and the battery something its predecessor didn’t possess being covered completely in silicone. You would have had problems copulating with a handle on top of your pubic bone too. Lol

The penetrating tip has a bulbous head , the idea being that it will sit snugly against the g-spot once inside your vagina and the other arm of the “U” is a handle to aid control, pressure and positioning of the vibrator once in place. Or as the demonstrator at the show advised me, it can be used to assist you while rocking on the Thrill.

But first I needed to charge the We-Vibe Thrill which can be conveniently done via the micro USB adapter fed from either a mobile phone charger or from your PC with the USB lead supplied with the Thrill.

Whilst charging the amber light on the head of the Thrill will remain constantly lit and go out once fully charged. The best position to charge your vibrator in is on its side to avoid the adapter loosing contact with the adapter.

Here are some interesting facts about the Thrill to entertain you while it is charging…

Has a quiet and powerful motor which effectively conducts power throughout the length of the vibrator. The manual maintains that there is only one motor but the power it generates makes you think there’s one in each “arm”.
Offers 8 different vibratory patterns to “Thrill” you which are easily controlled via a single button housed in the tip of the handle for easy operation.
Is fully waterproof for added bathroom pleasure should you wish to engage in some water sports fun.
Due to the use of modern battery technology there is no need to fully drain and recharge your We-Vibe Thrill. A full charge is normally up to 1 ½ hours but you can give it a quick boost with just a 15 minute top-up. Once fully charged your vibrator will give you up to 2 hours service.
Power can be terminated in an emergency, such as kids entering your room. Simply hold and press the power button for 2 seconds for the vibrator to cut off.
The Thrill remembers the last vibratory setting you were using which is useful if you have a favourite, saves you working your way through all the settings to arrive at the one you want. A very useful feature.
To give you an idea of the Thrill’s awesome power it ranges from 3000RPM to 4800RPM at it’s highest setting.

So you’ve now read about this vibrators finest points, I suppose you ought to see its dimensions by comparison to the We-Vibe.

We-Vibe And We-Vibe Thrill Comparison

You can clearly see the difference in size between the We-Vibe and the We-Vibe Thrill here.

Now for the fun part. That amber charging light has gone out and my green light has come on, follow me to the boudoir…

Don’t worry about pulling the curtains today, it’s like pea soup out there could watch porn without anyone being able to see the television from the pavement outside. And as it happens I’ve got some rather naughty amateur action in there from my previous DVD review.

I’ll just fast forward it to a good bit of girl on girl action bear with me.

Take a seat over there it’s more comfortable if you sit in that chair and the view is good too.

After slipping out of my jeans and panties I’m ready for a quickie. I know from experience that this kind of shiny silicone can snag and pull your more delicate areas so lube will be required for this one.

I retrieve my trusty water based high performance lube from my bedside draws and apply an ample amount, ensuring that I covered the insertable tip of the Thrill. Laying back on top of the duvet I eagerly part my legs placing the sole of my feet together. A comfortable position for clit and pussy play.

The girls and getting down and dirty and I’m eager to join them as they encouragingly moan their pleasure to each other.

Slipping the tip of the Thrill inside me couldn’t have been easier and it seemed to “lock & load” as it hooked in and ground against my g-spot aided by the flexible arm between the control unit and the business end.

I found that when I sat up the Thrill was eager to stay in place which is good if you fancy a bit of upright pussy grinding which I briefly tried out on the mattress before coming to rest on my back once again.

After working my way through several vibratory patterns until I found one which made me go Uhmmm I started to experiment with moving the Thrill around over my clitoris as the g-spot stimulation hit the spot a little too well making me want to pee. A good sign really. Lol

Moments later I found it. Moving the head of the clit vibe vertically up and down between my labia minora gave me the greatest pleasure. It combined clitoral stimulation with g-spot the perfect combination.

Just minutes later I was squirming and twitching shouting unmentionable expletives as I came. Your work is done “Thrill”…yes you did…

This vibe hits the make in so many ways but the best one is the fact that it is so configurable that any shape of woman would find it easy to insert, wear and use. Along with both experienced and inexperienced users. This vibrator encourages women to experiment and find what they like best.

Seven Creations Vibrating Bullet

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Aug 202012

Seven Creations Vibrating Bullet

It’s a while since I got my hands on a remote control bullet vibrator for sex toy testing and reviewing and this one has quite a stylish look.

Bullets are such a versatile toy and you can use some real creativity in their usage. They quite literally slip in to most things including bra cups, pants and pockets and in my case they can amuse the cat for a considerable amount of time. Lol

They also slip nicely in to your guy’s budgie smugglers and nestle against his perineum, should he wish to share with you. Give it a try.

Because the Seven Creations Vibrating Bullet is waterproof I had no reservations about running a bowl of water and giving it a jolly good seeing to with anti-bac soap. Then I carefully dried it with a towel. Totally loving the business end of this toy, it reminds me of a Christmas bauble with a hidden secret.

Right let’s see if this bullet is the right calibre for me.

Oooh, before I do here are some points of interest…

Features a streamline control unit with independent On/Off switch which is useful for emergency stops. Lol
With a 68cm remote lead which should give you pants to pocket connectivity.
Is fully waterproof for bathtime fun.
Offers 7 modes of vibration including, 3 x constant speeds, 3 x pulsating and 1 x escalating modes for your enjoyment.
Is quiet but powerful in operation, for discreet play outdoors or in for that matter.
Operated via 2 x AAA batteries.

I made my way in to the bedroom to find Alex reclining and wistfully playing with his cock, a sight usually reserved for toy testing. But this time he didn’t have a masturbator patiently waiting on his bedside drawers.

He was waiting for me!

But before I could get down to any hanky panky there was something I had to do. My bullet vibe needed to be played with.

It was hot and sticky in the bedroom, just like it had been all day and I was eager to slip out of my clothes. Alex continued to stroke his cock gently and with no sense of emergency, almost accepting that he would have to wait.

There was work to be done.

I slipped the cool metallic Vibrating Bullet between my moist pussy lips and it fitted perfectly nestling against my clit. Taking hold of the control which was resting on my stomach I pressed the On button, followed by the Function button.

The bullet sprang to life with a continuous hum on my now excited clit. This felt good but I wanted more. I progressed through the settings to an escalating mode and let the bullet unleash its worst. Strong waves of vibration were now causing the bullet to dance on my swollen bud and I was being lulled in to my own sweet Nirvana.

It was then that I became aware of just how big and hard Alex was in peripheral vision. My attentions were focused on him and I rolled over taking him in my hand and opening my mouth to swallow him. There were no objections raised as I started to press my tongue against his cock and move my head up and down on his shaft.

Alex moaned and shuffled in to a more comfortable position as I removed the Seven Creations Bullet from between my pussy lips and placed it against his perineum. Now that did make him moan.

I continued my assailment of his cock, pushing him deeper in to my throat, fucking him with my mouth. Meantime the bullet was pulsating against his underside. This was really turning me on and I pressed my thighs together and flexed my hips making my clit roll between my labia.

From the noised escaping from Alex’s throat he was near to coming and he confirmed it moments later when he called out “I’m coming!” giving me the option of having him come in my mouth or on me. I continued to suck and rub my tongue on his cock as I felt him tense in the clinch of his orgasm.

Then I felt him jettison his spunk in to my mouth…once, twice..three times as he quivered below me. My reflex action was to swallow every last drop and as he melted back in to the mattress I gently licked him clean as he flinched with his post orgasmic sensitivity.

Removing the bullet from its position between his legs I powered it off and lay it down on the bed between us as I turned on to my side and planted a kiss on his left cheek.

He opened his eyes and smiled, the smile of a satisfied man…

Guess I’ll have to give it another try when Alex isn’t around. Lol

The Seven Creations Bullet is the perfect choice for any level of sex toy user. It is quiet but offers powerful vibrations, is stylish in looks with an easy to operate remote. Girls if you get one don’t keep it just for yourself.

Getaway Wild Vibrator From Nomi Tang

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Aug 122012

Nomi Tang Getaway Wild Vibrator

It’s quite a long time since I got my hands on a Nomi Tang vibrator, in fact so long that I will have to check. Just a moment. Wow! It was way back in 2009, when I had the pleasure of performing my sex toy review of the “Better Than Chocolate” vibrator.

It has taken me some time to acquire the Getaway which I first spotted on their stand at Venus Berlin in 2010. So I was elated when I was sent this one to play with.

The Getaway is available in three different styles, the Pure, Luxe and Wild. The principal difference between the three is the shape of the vibrator’s tip. In my case I’m using the chiselled head for targeting the g-spot.

I saw the white van man drive up my street from my office window and anticipated the delivery would be for me. Which isn’t always the case, next door order a lot of stuff online so they get deliveries too. Lol

In this case I was right and as soon as I had signed for my package I dashed straight upstairs. Once inside the outer packaging I slid off the cardboard sleeve embellished with an image of the Getaway and a quick rundown of its features.

Inside was an instantly recognisable Nomi Tang box emblazoned with the NT monogram. I flipped open the lid to reveal a white satin lined box secreting my Getaway vibrator. Discreetly placed under the vibrator was a matching white satin pouch to store it away.

And placed conveniently at the rear of the box was the user manual upended and tucked behind the satin interior. I took hold of the top of the manual to withdraw it but it wouldn’t move. It seemed to be wedged in place and wasn’t having any of it.

I removed the satin cradle to reveal the manual still hard up against the side of the box and discovered that it had become stuck to the side of the cardboard. Someone had been slightly impatient in constructing and assembling the packaging for this toy. Lol

A slight tug freed it from the wall of the box and didn’t cause any damage.

I attempted to discover exactly how many modes of vibration are available and got completely flummoxed. The instructions aren’t very clear. From my attempts at moving through them (as per instructions) by placing my finger over the NT button I discovered constant and a couple of other pulsation settings.

Here are the stats as informative as I can make them out from available information both online and in the manual:

Operates via 2 x AA batteries which are loaded in a removable plastic casing which is awkward to remove, load and reinsert. This needs a rethink in my opinion as it lets the product down a little.
Offers one constant two pulsing modes which can be speed adjusted via the scroll controls.
Is fully waterproof to a depth of 1 meter to facilitate play in the bathroom.
Powerful but quiet in operation.
Once a desired mode and speed is found you can lock your setting for future use.

We were in the grip of a heatwave and I pulled the curtains in the bedroom before slipping out of my dress, bra and panties and flinging myself on to the bed. The Getaway Vibrator was waiting for me silently on my bedside drawers and I was ready to come.

I took hold of the Getaway Wild Vibrator which didn’t feel comfortable in the hand due to its flared base, although I knew why they were staying true to their original design which works well for a clit vibe but not a full on vibrator.

Once I had established a grip which felt ok I pushed the tip of the vibe inside me, the acid test as to whether I would require lube or not. In this instance I was so excited at the prospect of being penetrated that I didn’t require assistance on this occasion.

My earlier concerns regarding the design versus performance ration of this vibrator were cast aside as I felt the Getaway grind on my g-spot. She had hit the spot and it was confirmed once I attempted to pull her out for a second thrust. The tell tale “hooking” confirmed this vibrator’s effectiveness and I couldn’t wait to put it through its paces.

I pressed the On button and moved from constant through to escalating, yeah baby! Now to turn up the volume…

Scrolling the controls gently upward sought out the perfect speed setting for my mood and enjoyed the strong pulsating vibrations. My nipples were erect, I was wet and my whole body was feeling aroused as I started to plunder my pussy with the Getaway.

Each vibratory jab of the Getaway was massaging my g-spot and bringing me closer to orgasm. It was steamy in the bedroom before I embarked upon my mission of indulgence but now it was a hot house of delight.

Small droplets of sweat were forming on my brow as I descended in to a downward spiral of ecstasy. The combo of thrust and vibrations were embracing me, taking me closer to orgasm. This vibe had me hook, line and finally sinker as my toes curled in the triumphant posture of orgasm.

This vibrator may not feel too good to hold but delivers and at the end of the day that’s what counts. Despite its handleability issues caused by wings that (IMHO) owe more to styling than practicality this vibe is a good choice for both seasoned users and amateurs alike because of its undemanding shape and girth.

Go on knock yourself out.

Life Vibrator From Leaf

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Aug 042012

Leaf Life Vibrator

I met the white van man as he was about to knock on my door, he’s a regular now and I always have a bit of a chat with him. Not sure if he knows exactly what he has been delivering to me over the years but it always makes me smile to think that he doesn’t have a clue about my sex toy reviews.

The Leaf Life in commom with the other vibrators in the Leaf range is nicely packaged in a sturdy box complete with magnetic clip. They have been designed to look “green”, being made from manila card which hints at its recyclability. The box is very minimalist in design, but gives you all the information you need about the product.

In fact the product looks like it is pure and untainted, all high fibre and planet friendly, Lol. Well done to the design team.

Once you open the magnetic clasp on the side of the box you reveal a matt black wallet containing an instruction booklet for you vibrator. Stowed under the booklet is your vibrator sealed in its own plastic bag and a rather nice storage bag emblazoned with the leaf logo.

And just when you think they couldn’t be any more thoughtful you come across a set of interchangeable plugs which make your new vibrator usable throughout the world. These guys seem to have thought of everything.

Oh, you’ve probably guessed by now that the Leaf range of vibrators are rechargeable which is the icing on the cake. No more batteries to buy, not to mention the green aspect. One day all toys will be made this way.

I put the Leaf Life Vibrator on charge and fortunately within an hour it was ready to use, they must have thoughtfully charged it before shipping to test – and it was still part charged when I received it, quality batteries.

The shape of the Life almost invites you to slip it between your pussy lips and that’s exactly what I intend to do but first there is other business to take care of, you need to know the ins and outs of this vibrator. Oooh, errr!

Is fully rechargeable in up to 2 hours which gives approx 2 hours and forty minutes play.
Can be used safely in the bathroom because it is waterproof.
Offers multiple speeds simply press and hold to work your way through them all.
Is small and discrete to slip in to your pocket, purse or glove box in your car for fun on the run.
With its slim organic shape you can slip it in to your lingerie or use the tip for targeted clitoral play.

I decided to have some fun shopping whilst wearing it and I had a trip to my local Sainsburys in mind. Food shopping for me is a means to an end and frankly any diversion from the boredom is welcomed. Not to mention the pleasure of having my clit massaged mercilessly during the duration of the trip.

Because once turned on I can’t stop mid shop to fiddle about down my panties to turn it off. This is a pleasure trip with commitment. Lol

Once at the store I lifted the hem of my dress and pulled the gusset of my panties to one side to slip the Life inside. Just in case I wore my Bridget Jones ones to ensure safe passage. Don’t want my vibe falling out in the fruit and veg section.

A lengthy hold of the On button soon found my desired speed and I placed it between my pussy lips immediately appreciating the powerful vibrations rippling through me. I almost forgot to take my shopping bags with me I was so excited at the prospect of shopping alongside the produce zombies whilst getting my thrills.

My gait must have betrayed me because the vibrations I was experiencing were making me tingle from top to toe. I was liking the enhanced shopping experience and I’m sure it must have shown on my face too as I fought my natural instincts to allow moans to issue from throat.

Quite how I managed to do my shop and make it to the car park without giving myself away totally I don’t know. I had to stop to regain my composure several times in that shop and I couldn’t wait to get home and let rip…

This vibrator is totally configurable and would be suitable for all levels of user. It is quiet, powerful and effective I came like a train when I got back, rubbing my clit with the tip.

Kaya From PicoBong

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Jun 072012

PicoBong Kaya

Having tried and tested PicoBong’s mini vibes with success I was pleased to be given the chance to review the Kaya their first rabbit vibrator. PicoBong offer almost the same quality and style of Lelo without the price tag which in today’s climate is a good thing.

OK, you don’t get the rechargeable vibe presented in a quality presentation box but you do get what you pay for. A premium product packaged economically with great functionality. This vibe offers 12 modes, something to be envied by its competitors for the cost.

I would like to see all vibrators going down the rechargeable root but it’s a cost that the manufacturer have decided against so we have a range of vibes which are dependent on conventional batteries.

The finish on this vibe impressed me, others in this price range can be quite crude. The Kaya offers a smooth, jointless finish with easy to operate push button interface on the right side of the shaft. It has an organic shape and a rounded base which will sit comfortably in the palm of your hand while you play.

My only reservation pre play is that the controls for the Kaya are in the base of the shaft which is inserted in to your nether regions. Will you be able to adequately operate them once the vibe is in situ and slippery?

Let’s find out but first here’s quick rundown of its features.

Offers 12 different vibratory patterns, something for everyone.
Has two independent motors offering rotational vibration internally and clitorally.
Despite being powerful has a quite motor for discreet indulgence.
Water proof to a depth of 1 meter, so bath time is guaranteed to be fun.
Has an easy to operate interface with + & – buttons for speed and M button for “Modes”
Up to two hours of play from 2 x AAA batteries.

It’s a Bonk Holiday so lets go play!

I slipped out of my jeans and panties, leaving my t-shirt and bra on after all this was going to be a quickie before a trip to the pub for lunch. Alex was working away in the office next door as I climbed under the duvet for some sexual gratification.

From experience I know that the Kaya’s silicone doesn’t cause drag if you’re wet and I was. I pressed the speed selection button and pressed the tip of the vibe against my pussy, parting my lips and homing in on my moist opening.

The Kaya slipped inside me with ease and was firmly in place, pressed against my g-spot moments later. It’s almost like PicoBong measured this vibe up specifically for me, the tip nuzzles nicely against my G Spot and the clit vibe homes in nicely on my swollen bud.

It just required me to tune in the vibrations to my frequency. I maxed up the constant vibes which felt good but I have a preference for variable speed/patterns and pressed the mode button to the second escalation mode which felt soooo good.

My earlier concerns about the location of the controls turned out to be unfounded as they remain outside the body during use.

The shape of the Kaya rabbit enabled me to enjoy the vibratory stimulation hands free as it locked nicely in place when inserted which doesn’t happen very often. I usually find that the vibrations work the vibrator out of me without a steadying hand, not in this instance, my PC muscles took a good hold.

Strong escalating vibrations felt good as they rippled inside my cunt but I needed something more to tip the balance and push me closer to orgasm. I took hold of the rounded base, which felt comfortable when in my palm and rotated it quarter turn then back again.

That was it! The subtle movement massaged both my g-spot and my clitoris and with a few delft twists I was edging closer to orgasm. I could hear Alex hitting the keyboard rhythmically as I quivered and came in an orgasmic rapture which left me panting and flushed.

I smiled as Alex poked his head round the door having heard me climax and ask “Are you feeling hungry now?”.

The Kaya is ideal for both seasoned users and sex toy newbies as it’s organically shaped and not at all threatening size wise.

Fun Factory G4 Calla Vibrator

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May 102012

Fun Factory G4 Calla Vibrator

It’s a while since I tested and reviewed a Fun Factory sex toy so I was quite excited to receive one of the latest G4 sex toys to review. And the packaging has undergone a complete revamp since the last product I tested, the outer sleeve has the feel of the 1950’s yet brought right up to date even incorporating a QR code linking to further product information, check out the link here

A nice touch is the cheeky reference to a pearl necklace in one of the images. However some of the feature icons don’t quite hit the mark and had me guessing what they represented which I suppose can add an element of fun, Lol. Some were obvious but others went wide of the mark, so whereas most were understandable whatever language you speak, one or two we unintelligible and had to be guessed at.

Once the outer cover was slipped off I was quite disappointed with the inner packaging which was flimsy and cheap in appearance, card with a plastic inner housing the G4 Calla vibe. But I suppose you could argue that Fun Factory produce high quality products at reasonable prices.

Let’s take a look at the Calla’s features before sneaking off for a crafty wank.

Unfortunately you will have to consult the manual because the box reveals little about the product. The second language is English so I was quickly able to read the Calla’s info…

Take note if you need to fully charge your vibe then it will take around 6 hours, so plan ahead to ensure you have enough juice to make your flow. I had charged mine through the afternoon so by early evening it was read to go and so was I.

The Calla is a very attractive organic looking vibrator which takes its name from the Calla Lily. It has a stepped shaft with a wide flange at the base for clitoral stimulation. The addition of a finger loop in the base helps ensure that you don’t loose your grip in the height of ecstasy.

Before I slip off to the bedroom and get all hot and sticky here are the Calla’s features for your perusal.

Features easy to operate + & – buttons which can be operated blindly with your fingertips.
Offers 6 powerful constant speed settings and 4 vibratory patterns to choose from.
Reacts to touch, illuminating the control panel ready for use.
With finger loop there is no need to loose a grip even when fully lubed up.
Comes with or without the charger so you don’t end up with a cupboard full of them when you have stocked up on the full Fun Factory range.

It was turning dusk as I entered the bedroom, pulling the curtains to as I fly on my jeans. I was soon sans clothing and slipping under the welcoming duvet. The room was semi dark and I could hear the tracks playing on YouTube next door as Alex beavered away at the keyboard.

Sounds from the 80’s and wanking seem to go hand in hand with each other.

Because the finish on the Calla is more of a napped, velvety one I applied a little lube to aide insertion. She slipped inside me with ease and being stubby I felt full and slightly stretched as the hilt came to rest on my clitoris.

With my Calla now sitting in my steamy pussy I pressed the + button to fire up the vibrations and boy I wasn’t ready for that! The low resonance of the vibrations rippled through me with intensity. I’ve found that high frequency vibrations aren’t as effective and I have to find an escalating mode but with the Calla I was perfectly happy using the constant speed setting. It felt good as it rumbled between my legs.

I upped the speed by holding down the + button and steadily moving up to the highest speed. There was no need to check out the vibration patterns I was already on my way to seventh heaven. As the base pressed against my clitoris I added a rocking back and forth motion which both served to rub my inner vaginal wall and my clit and soon had my toes curling.

The vibrations were so strong that my fingers were now starting to tingle along with my clit. A few more movements too and thro and I was ready to let go. I spasmed as the all encompassing orgasm tore right through me, starting at my toes and working its way through my pelvic girdle.

My heart was racing, my breaths rapid and I had a glow about me as I pressed the – button to turn off the G4 Calla. She had secured a place in my bedside draw after a performance like that.

This vibrator is powerful and would be a good toy for a moderate to pro user like myself. A toy newbie may be a little overwhelmed at the sheer power offered but if they are ready to jump in at the deep end then I would certainly recommend the G4 Calla.

Leaf Bloom Vibrator

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Mar 192012

Leaf Bloom Vibrator

I never tire of opening the ecofriendly packaging Leaf products come in. For those who didn’t read my previous review, there vibrators are encased in a solid magnetic clipped cardboard finished box embellished with the company logo and an image of the toy within.

Within the box itself is a multi language user manual, an adaptable plug in charger for use around the world, a hessian bag and the Bloom vibrator.

And now to the Leaf Bloom vibrator, it’s beautifully, organically shaped to resemble a flower in bud and within hides a secret. The Leaf houses not one motor but 2, one housed in each end of the vibrator. My head is now rushing with the potential play possibilities for this toy.

Featuring a flexible shaft or should we call it “stem” you can use the Bloom independently as a clit vibe or g-spot vibe or bend the tip round so you stimulate both pleasure zones at once. It’s such a versatile sex toy.

Here are the botanical facts about the Bloom to amuse you whilst I go and the lube.

Features twin independent motors housed in each end.
Has separate speed controls for each motor.
A 2 hour charge gives up to 1.5 hours of play.
Has a flexible shaft offering the ability to stimulate two pleasure zones simultaneously.
Is fully waterproof for floral displays in the bathroom.
Powerful but quiet vibrations.

Now it’s time to let my Bloom meet my bush. Lol

It was a warm day and no need to snuggle under the duvet, I just pulled the bedroom curtains to save my modesty. Oh, and not get arrested for watching porn and frigging in the afternoon.

I was soon sans jeans and panties and reclining back on top of the bed, Bloom grasped tightly in my hand. A brief thought about the possibility of my cat coming in to the room and pouncing on me and my toy glanced through my thoughts. As you may be aware he’s a bit of a nutter.

Undeterred, I pressed the first speed button and the larger of the two heads began to vibrate. I found holding my finger over the button increased the speed. Now on full I pressed the tip against my clit and it felt good as I focused the vibrations on my aroused nub.

Now to try inserting the head inside me. I placed the tip at my opening enjoying the vibrations rippling through my vaginal opening. As applied pressure the head slipped in to me and my vaginal muscles pulled it deep inside me, I felt the slight jolt as they closed behind the head of the Bloom.

I increased the intensity of the g-spot stimulation by clasping the head with my PC muscles. It was now totally in my control as I let go and then pulled it against my wall repeatedly. The flexible stem enabled me to push the smaller head against my now swollen and demanding clitoris.

It was good to note that Swan the creators of the Bloom had considered the controls and they were situated on the back. So many times I have encountered the problem that when the toy is in use changing the settings is awkward due to there positioning once in place.

The dual vibrations now worked their magic on me. Adding a slight wiggle to the clitoral vibrator had me gasping for breath, orgasm was imminent. At this tipping point I wished that the Leaf Bloom offered vibratory patterns too because that would have sealed the deal there and then.

But it was ok, I could wait…

And it paid off. Moments later I was tensing and curling my toes as I felt the orgasm ripple through me all the way from my tingling toes to my scalp.

The Leaf Bloom is an ideal first toy because it’s non-challenging size wise and looks nothing like a conventional vibrator. It can be used in a multitude of ways too which also makes it a good vibe for a seasoned user too. Simply press the button and use your imagination.

Pipedream Metal Worx 10 Function Waterproof Vibe

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Mar 142012

Pipedream Metal Worx 10 Function Waterproof Vibrator

I opened my “discreet” package for sex toy testing and review to find a wide selection of toys for review but the most outstanding in terms of packaging was my 10 Function Waterproof Vibe from Pipedream Metal Worx.

It comes in a box unlike any other that is out there, it looks very pro more like a photographer’s case complete with metal clip. Very classy. Makes me feel like I’ve purchased a pleasure item from a professional supplier.

I flipped the metal clasp I reveal my new toy secured and protected by it’s foam interior as it sat nestled amongst the foam perform inside. Somehow I felt like I was in safe hands. When I lifted the vibrator from its casing it felt quite weighty and classy to hold.

Unlike other bullets with a “metal finish” this one felt like the real McCoy, probably because it is. Lol It also has a stubby nose for maximum contact which I immediately sensed would be good for clitoral play but as they say the proof is in the pudding so I won’t delay any longer but first here are some ballistics statistics:

Made from hand polished stainless steel.
Can be used with any lubricant of your choice.
Has and easy to operate push button control in the base.
Come complete with a sturdy storage box.
Operates via 1 x AAA battery.
Is powerful but quiet in operation.
Offers 3 constant speeds of different intensities and 7 pulsating/escalating modes. Something to please everyone there.

Now for the testing…

It was quite a cool day so I decided to give my Metal Worx a warm up under the hot tap for a few seconds. I then disappeared off to the bedroom clutching it in my hand like a mini hand warmer.

After pulling the curtains to I slipped out of my clothes and under the duvet taking my bullet with me. The length and girth of the 10 Function Vibe invited me to try dipping it inside my pussy which would also lubricate it before positioning it on my clitoris. See I’m not just a pretty face. Lol

As I plundered my pussy I pressed the control working my way through the constants to my favourite escalating modes. The bullet slipped in with ease and the powerful vibrations stimulated my vaginal opening.

After a couple of shallow fucks I placed the throbbing tip of the Pipedream Metal Worx 10 Function Vibe against my clit which was now receptive to any stimulation I was about to provide. I’m such a horny cow.

I found that the flattened tip sat nicely against my clit and the weight of the bullet combined with the escalating vibrations was working some kind of magic on me. After a few circles around my swollen bud I dipped it back in to my pussy and for a while I repeatedly alternated between my two pleasure points which was tipping me slowly but oh so deliciously towards the edge.

The warmth still being emitted from the bullet coupled with the vibration was both comforting and arousing at the same time.

Several swirl and dips later I found myself tingling and twitching as I came with the tip of the bullet pulsated over my clitoris. I was shot down in flames…

The Pipedream Metal Worx 10 Function Waterproof Vibe is the ideal toy for all levels of user because it is such a powerful and versatile addition to the toy box. And remember because it is a metal toy it can be warmed or chilled according to your mood.

PicoBong Honi Mini Vibe

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Mar 102012

PicoBong Honi

This is the final sex toy review for the PicoBong range sent to me recently by Lelo. It’s an elongated egg which looks like it would sit nicely between the pussy lips.

The Honi is 85% silky silicone capped with an ABS plastic cap which encloses the battery housing and it is finished off with a retrieval hoop.

Controls for the Honi, like the other products in this range are secreted within the company name that’s moulded onto the side of the bullet. A great idea apart from when they are on the shaft of the product you are inserting but not in this particular case as it’s an egg/bullet.

Having worked my way through the vibratory patterns, this vibe seems to be quite powerful for it’s AAA battery power. An economical toy to run with very little residual noise, which is good for some stealth play when perhaps you have visitors…or even at work.

I decided to take the Honi on a drive in to the countryside to keep me company on a long weekend at a porn shoot but first here are the Honi’s stats…

Runs on just one AAA battery for up to 2 hours.
Has a smooth and tactile velvety silicone finish.
Operates via easy to operate + & – controls on the shaft.
Is waterproof for bathroom pleasure.
Offers 12 vibratory patterns so there is sure to be something to please.
Is small and discreet for a little playtime on the go. The Honi will slip in to a purse, handbag or golvebox quite easily.

I decided as the Honi was so small to pack it away in my cosmetics bag to take with me to the porn shoot for a little fun away from home. As it happened it didn’t take long for it to make an appearance.

We checked in at the countryside hotel and went up to our room. The hotel wasn’t the most modern we had stayed in but it had a certain charm we both found endearing. It had taken us about 3 hours to get there and by the time we arrived it was just shy of dinner time.

After unpacking we both lay on top of the bead sheets to take recharge for a few minutes before freshening for dinner. Through the open window we could hear the last of the day’s birdsong…

After an hour but it seemed like minutes we both awoke to the realisation that we better make a move. Alex rolled off the see saw mattress which seems to be standard to hotels these days. Lol And he made his way to the bathroom for a quick pre dinner shower.

I felt so relaxed laying on the bed that it seemed the perfect opportunity to take advantage of the delights on offer by my Honi Mini Vibe. After retrieving my vibrator from my cosmetic bag I slipped out of my jeans and lay on top of the bed once more.

In the distance I could hear Alex whistling something as the water slapped against the sides of the bath. Don’t you just love the power of hotel showers?

The trip had tired me and I just couldn’t be bothered to animated. I Pushed the + button until I reached a good throbbing mode on the Honi and inserting my middle finger inside the retrieval loop I pushed it inside me.

Once inside I could feel the vibrations ripple through my vaginal walls but it was a matter of seconds before the Honi was being ejected by my vaginal muscles.

My backup plan was to deploy the tip of this vibe on to my swollen clitoris. Still moist from being inside my cunt I placed the rounded tip of this vibe against my receptive clit. The vibrations travelled through my little bundle of nerves, making me horny, ready for action.

The vibratory power may work for some but for me I had to add a little something to tip me over the edge. And that was movement. I soon discovered that a circular motion of the tip against my sensitive nub was just what the doctor ordered.

My toes curled downward and my back arched in preparation for the tidal wave of pleasure yet to engulf me. The tingling started in my toes and fingers, swiftly followed by my spine and then it happened.

It seemed like hours but must have been just minutes as he walked out the bathroom dressed only in a bath towel taking in the scene before him…

The Honi is a toy which can be enjoyed equally by the novice or the sex toy pro with a little innovation. It’s economical to run and fun to use by all levels of user.

Leaf Vitality Vibrator From Swan

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Feb 122012

Leaf Vitality From Swan

I’m always happy to receive a brand new vibrator to the market for sex toy testing and review. And I couldn’t wait to get my hands on the Leaf Vitality having only seen it briefly when I was over in Holland for a business/pleasure trip.

It arrived whilst I was out and once I retrieved it from my neighbours I rushed up to my office to do the official opening. I don’t usually make a point of mentioning the packaging and presentation of a product unless it is outstanding or unusual and in this case it was both. I’m loving the botanical themed, organic shape.

The Vitality was packaged in a sturdy box which resembled brown paper or card and gave an air of being “green” – certainly a fresh look. The lid is secured by a hidden magnetic fastening. So far so good. I opened the box to find a nicely presented manual contained within a black Velcroed document sleeve. Obviously all alluding to the “Natural Pleasure” that Swan are using as their strap line.

I removed the manual to reveal the contents of the box. The Vitality was sealed in its own plastic bag as was the charger and multiple adapters, which is useful as I can now recharge my vibe no matter which continent I’m in.

And there was a sweet drawstring canvas bag emblazoned with the Leaf logo in which to store my Vitality. They thought of everything didn’t they?

The “Leaf” experience up to now has been very impressive and refreshingly different.

Let’s study exactly what this vibrator has to offer in closer detail…

Offers up to 1.5 hours of vibratory pleasure for just one 2 hour charge and even better no batteries to buy.
Comes complete with multi zone charger so you can keep her topped up and ready to go wherever you may be in the world.
Both “Fronds” powered by individual motors for a fully configurable vibratory experience.
With two manipulable pleasure fronds facilitating experimental play.
Featuring “Press & Hold” technology for functionality and ease of use.

It’s a long time since anything new and innovative came on the scene and I’m excited about trying this new vibrator, come with me to my boudoir.

Take a seat, I’ll pull the curtains to.

I cast aside my jeans and panties, leaving my jumper and bra on. It was a cold day and my need for pleasure didn’t overrule my head when it comes to being warm. Lol The central heating was on but only just cutting it through the cold Winter temperatures, or maybe I was feeling the cold.

My Vitality felt cold to the touch when I retrieved her from the top of my bedside drawers so I took her between my legs for a while…

I pressed the top control and the larger frond started to vibrate, I depressed the button holding it down for a while until the desired speed was found and did the same with the lower control. One frond was longer than the other and I thought I would attempt a dual vibratory clitoral experience on my clitoris but this didn’t work using both pleasure fronds didn’t work as they couldn’t be wrapped around the clitoris.

With a little bit of ingenuity, I realised that the two fronds were best deployed on both my clitoris and vaginal penetration. Orientation was the key to good dual stimulation and I found that the larger frond worked best on my clit whilst the smaller was good for shallow vaginal penetration and stimulation.

The dual stimulation felt so good, the flexibility of the arms of the Vitality facilitate excellent vaginal play and experimentation. I depressed both buttons to the max and moved the Vitality from side to side simultaneously stimulating my clit and vagina…FUCK!

That’s how good it felt as my toes curled and my clit and cunt buzzed with the quiet but powerful vibrations. A few sideways flicks had me convulsing as my orgasm took hold and rendered me senseless.

The Vitality is a good all rounder which can please the amateur to the most demanding pleasure seeker. Just remember, you need to press the button quickly and let go if you wish to terminate the vibrations.

Play…have fun.

Je Joue Uma

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Jan 232012

Je Joue Uma

It’s quite some time since I got my hands on a product for sex toy review from this renowned and innovative UK adult product manufacturer. In fact, wait there a minute whilst I check out just how long I won’t be long…

…it was in fact March last year!

As you would expect from this manufacturer the quality and feel of this product is very good. The Je Joue Uma has a velvety texture you just want to stroke and unlike some premium manufacturers products the Uma doesn’t have any visible seams or joints.

The overall effect is one of a smooth organic body shaped form which sits nicely in the palm and features two simple to operate controls. I was eager to give her a try but first I need to charge her.

Uma comes complete with her charger which magnetically locks in place (repels if you have it the wrong way round) and stays there, unlike some of its counterparts which are prone to falling off whilst charging.

In fact the Uma rather cleverly charges through its control buttons without the need for extra docking points. And because of this there is no risk of water ingress meaning you can full submerge her which will make bath time that much more fun.

It didn’t take Uma long to get in the mood and I decided to wash her and play with her at the same time. I turned on the taps and poured an ample amount of my favourite bubble bath in to the cascading water.

I light a scented candle and placed it on the windowsill next to the bath and turned out the lights. The ambient light served to make a calm environment in which to chill from the days excursion. I’m not a bath person, opting for the quick shower and go instead so it’s a special occasion for me when I slip in to the warm waters.

Lets take a moment to study Uma in more detail whilst my bath runs.

A two hour charge will give you up to two hours of masturbatory satisfaction.
She is fully submergable so no need to worry about water ingress and potential damage.
Has easy to operate + and – controls and a frequency button between.
Is not only powerful but is also reasonably quiet.
Offers seven levels of vibration and seven frequencies so plenty of ways to pleasure yourself.
Has a stylish ergonomic shape which fits a woman’s contours perfectly or even a man if you wish to play together. Simply slip the tip over your man’s perineum and watch the smile appear.

I stem the water flow as it reaches the half way mark, don’t want too much water in there in case I should thrash around. A quick squirt of anti bac soap and a dip in to the waters soon cleanses Uma and she is ready for action and so am I.

The fragrant perfume in the air and the warm glow of the candle entice me in to the warm waters. First I test the heat with my fingers and then disrobe, letting the satin wrap fall to the floor. My feet tingle as the warmth of the water takes hold.

As I sink below the water I wish I had some music but there was no way I was getting out of the bath and Alex wouldn’t hear me if I called because he was busy at his computer. Oh well, I will just have to manage. Lol

I was feeling totally relaxed as I pressed the + button several times until it reached the speed I knew was going to be good for me. A word of warning, the water does act as an amplifier so make sure you don’t have company when you indulge in some wet and wild fun.

The buttons were easily discernable in the water having noted the plus and minus side before play began. I lay the Uma base facing me over my clit, the curve ensuring that the tip just penetrated me which felt really good and I pressed the function button and found a really hot throbbing pattern which made me squirm.

Eager for more I penetrated myself and felt the tip slide deep inside me grinding against my g-spot as it made its way deeper. The waves of vibration were massaging my g-spot and I let out a tiny moan of pleasure whilst pushing my feet against the wall of the bath knees spread wide.

Uma’s wishbone shape and nipped waist meant that I could feel my muscles grip her waist as I slipped her in and out of me. I intended to remove her and give her a chance to play with my clit but I couldn’t resist the urge to fuck myself with her vigorously and that’s exactly what I did.

My hand plunged in and out of the water as I used the perfectly curved Uma to bring myself off and my toes curled towards me as I found my release. Water crashed upon rocks and foamed…and I came just as dramatically with just one witness the cat who had pushed open the bathroom door but what the hell the cat isn’t going to say anything now is he.

The Uma is a versatile all rounder kind of toy. Use if for deep penetrative g-spot pleasure or as a clit teaser the choice is yours and because she isn’t particularly large you will find her a good companion whatever your level of vibratory expertise.

We-Vibe 3 Review

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Dec 252011

We-Vibe 3

This sex toy review is of the third incarnation of the revolutionary We-Vibe sex toy. In case you don’t know the We-Vibe is a toy that is enjoyed by both partners during vaginal intercourse and as such is almost unique in placing vibrations inside the woman’s vagina and on her clitoris with obvious pleasurable consequences for both partners.

The original We-Vibe had two speeds and at the time we were pretty blown away by this particular couples sex toy. Since then a second incarnation has appeared that incorporated more functions. Now there’s the We-Vibe 3 with more functions and two huge leaps in functionality, one of which we were urging the manufacturers to incorporate since the first version. Better still they have taken one of these improvements a step further than we had envisaged to again produce a really excellent product.

So what are the enhancements?

First of all is the recharging mechanism. The We-Vibe has always been a rechargeable sex toy but unfortunately until version 3 the charging was accomplished via a hole in the otherwise waterproof silicone shell of the toy. We always regarded this as relegating the We-Vibe from waterproof to water resistant and not a practical toy to use under water, say in the bath.

The We-Vibe changes all that by incorporating an inductive charging mechanism like that found in electric tooth brushes. Now the smooth silicone skin of the toy is totally sealed and therefore 100% waterproof, aiding play in the wettest of environments with lots of lube and making thorough cleaning completely hassle free.

Next is a remote control that allows either partner to adjust the speed/pattern of the vibrations being delivered with a click of the thumb. It’s a simple control, totally sealed and with only one click action too its impossible to get confused as you turn the We-Vibe 3 on, step up through the functions and finally turn it off by holding the button in for a few seconds.

Finally, taking these two improvements one step further the people at We-Vibe have made the remote control unit rechargeable too! This is really unusual as in our experience even premium toys need replaceable batteries for the remote control unit. Both the We-Vibe 3 and its remote control unit charge in their own specially designed cradle, complete with cover which means you can charge the toy discretely while keeping it clean.

A small point to note here. Our We-Vibe was a European model, supplied with a continental 2-pin plug. Being experienced sex toy testers and receiving toys from across the globe we have the appropriate travel adapter to charge this from a UK three pin socket but it may be worth checking you have the appropriate adapter available when you order your We-Vibe.

All in all the We-Vibe 3 is very impressive, addressing almost all the criticisms we had of it in the past and even going one better with the rechargeable remote control. So what is it like to use?

Well while there are now other couples toys of similar shape to the original We-Vibe, even some with remote controls this evolution of the We-Vibe is still the best for these reasons:

It’s very powerful, there are only two constant speeds and 4 pulsing/escalating ones but they work perfectly and really rock your world so you don’t need a zillion variations.
It’s now fully waterproof making it hygienic and not liable to be damaged by water ingress as earlier models with non-inductive charging (potentially) were.
Is compatible with UK, European and US mains supplies so you can take it anywhere in the world.
Has a charging system that keeps the toy out of sight, out of harm’s way and removes the need for replaceable batteries altogether.
Has a remote control that works when you are having sex.

Now, you would have thought that final point was a prerequisite for a remote controlled sex toy but apparently not because in some of the toys we’ve tried in the past the remote control is very erratic, especially when the user/users are actually having sex. Apart from a few occasions when we were locked on positions that would have acted as a shield to the remote’s signals the We-Vibe 3’s remote was very reliable.

Another very practical feature of the We-Vibe 3 is that it does not have the tendency to pop out while you’re having sex. We found that a direct rival of a similar design did, which rather spoils the moment. You have to use plenty of lube with toys like this to ensure sex is smooth and pleasurable so the fact that the We-Vibe 3 stays in place demonstrates what a perfect shape the toy is. You need a little care not to press the toy too vigorously into your partner’s clitoris during sex, but that only applies if the male partner is getting a little too enthusiastic – guilty as charged .

A particular feature of the We-Vibe that came as a surprise to us when we used the original model was that as you screw the tone of the device alters and you make a sort of music as you make love. That still applies with the We-Vibe three.

If I had to level one criticism at the We-Vibe 3 it’s that the surface finish of the high quality silicone is shiny. A slightly silky finish holds lube better but this is a minor criticism of a really great couples’ toy.

Tango From We Vibe

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Dec 092011

We Vibe Tango

I have tested and sex toy reviewed lots of bullet shaped vibrators over the years and I was hoping that the Tango would impress as much as the other products We Vibe have produced.

Would it have something different to make it stand out from the array of vibrating ammunition already available on the market?

Bullet vibrators are one of the most versatile, they are easily transportable in your handbag, pocket or the glove box of your car, can slip in to small spaces such as bras and panties discreetly and can be used to stimulate in so many different ways just use your imagination.

This bullet has a lipstick shape with its chamfered tip which makes it ideal for clitoral stimulation and teasing the odd nipple or two.

I go with the We Vibe philosophy of being carbon neutral manufacturing and distribution including using frugal packaging for recycling purposes but not to the extent that your user manual has very little information about your product. The user manual is wonderfully multi lingual but only shows you how to charge the product and press the base to control it.

There is nothing about light indication to inform you if your Tango is charging properly or is indeed fully charged. Nothing about the vibratory functions, how long the charge will last or any other product information.

This was slightly irritating coming from an award winning company like We Vibe. I actually had to Google the Tango and read the information on their site to find out more about the vibrator’s functionality.

Here is what I found.

Small – to fit in to your handbag or pocket easily.
Offers 8 stimulating vibratory patterns.
Is very quiet in operation for stealth pleasure.
Rechargeable with rapid recharge which takes just 1 ½ hours and offers up to 2 hours of play.
Features easy to operate push button control in the base with quick stop function by holding the button in.

It seemed to me that the Tango would be the perfect companion out of the bedroom. Unlike other toys this one didn’t require you to be horizontally orientated for access it’s a product perfectly suited to use whilst sat at my desk. Naughty!

I just needed the perfect accompaniment…

…a chat buddy with a dirty mind and I knew exactly who would fit the bill. Social networking should be renamed social wankworking it has facilitated some really moist moments for me in the past.

First I needed to check he was available online.

He was and because we had done this before he knew the drill (and how to use it. ) It felt so dirty sitting at my desk, legs spread, skirt hitched up to minge level. My heart raced as I sent him the opening message.

“You feeling horny today?”

His reply was swift, his cock was already throbbing. I wasted no time, pushing the button. FUCK! This vibe sure packs a punch, the vibrations were so strong it felt difficult to keep a hold.

He knew exactly how to work it and I let him continue his onslaught of naughty messages as my hands had other things to do. For a small vibrator the reverberation was incredible and very arousing. My feet were already tingling.

The deep vibrations coupled with his endless stream of filth were doing their thing. A couple more depressions of the Tango’s button had me gripped in a throbbing delight. I could feel my heart beating and my cheeks blushing as my orgasm started to grow deep in my loins.

Did he just say that?

FUCK!

I was coming, my fingers picked up my wetness as they moved the Tango around on my sensitive clitoris. Come seemed to be oozing out of my pussy with each waggle.

What can I say about the Tango? It’s a good all rounder for both experienced and toy newbies and fits the bill for multi sensational vibes. And I haven’t even tried shallow vaginal penetration yet. This bullet is so powerful that it rotates on your palm with the strength of its vibrations.

All I can say is go girl!

Seven Creations Rabbit Thruster

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Nov 112011

Seven Creations Thrusting Rabbit

Before you say it, yes I have done lots of rabbit sex toy reviews but I thought this one had something a little different. The key word there being different, because this more is more compact than your average rabbit, has vibration modes and a thrusting head.

There, I’ve got you on side now haven’t I?

The question is will this baby rabbit measure up to its bigger counterparts remembering that old adage that size isn’t everything? This little bunny as I will refer to it is only 22cm in length so unlike some rabbits it’s not cumbersome to handle and looks quite cute.

Of all nights to choose to review this toy it’s Bonfire Night and there are fireworks going off outside and pretty soon they will be going off in my bedroom too. But before I enjoy the pyrotechnics I’ll give you a quick rundown of the Rabbit Thruster’s pedigree.

Offers 3 x speeds and tworotational options.
The clitoral stimulator has 7 vibratory patters for you to choose from.
In addition to the speed settings there are a further1 x escalating and 3 x pulsating modes.
Is reasonably quiet in operation.
Operates via 3 x AAA batteries.

Because of its compact size could be slipped in to a handbag or glovebox for some fun on the run.

With lights out I close the curtains to the bedroom leaving a small gap to watch the fireworks as they illuminate the dark evening sky.

I make my way over to my side of the bed and remove my clothes letting them fall in a heap next to the bed. The heating is on and for some reason I feel quite warm, maybe I’m catching a cold or the air temperature is above average tonight, either way I don’t need the duvet.

My Rabbit Thruster was prepared earlier and awaits my attention on my bedside draws. I don’t know quite why but these dark nights when I’m all secure and snuggled in the house make me feel quite randy. I know. Don’t understand it myself but there you go.

As I pick up the rabbit I realise that not everything is quite as warm as me and I place it between my hot thighs or should I say my handy toy warmer. Lol

Because this vibe has a jelly like coating I need to apply a small amount of water based lube to avoid that uncomfortable pull that it sometimes creates. Once slicked my Rabbit Thruster is ready to create its own display.

After familiarising myself with the controls I insert the tip into my rather hot pussy just as a huge rocket explodes outside my window. I don’t think I will need to worry about the neighbours hearing me tonight.

The Rabbit Thruster slipped inside me with ease as I thought, this one isn’t very challenging in girth or length and I hoped it wasn’t going to be a prelude to its performance. Once inside me I pressed the on button for the rabbit and it started to hum away quite pleasantly against my clit.

BANG, BANG,BANG!

That felt good, now for the thrusting action. The first speed was mild so I ramped it up to the third setting which felt good. I could feel the head massaging against my g-spot, how I longed for a forth setting but three would have to do. In fact felt fine. ;0

The clit vibe needed to be boosted and I found the third speed setting to be gum tinglingly good. I decided to add to the thrusting action by moving the Thruster Rabbit in and out of it’s hole just a little, keeping contact with those bunny ears on my clit.

I had found the perfect combination for me. The clit vibe was running up and down the side of my clit buzzing away and the thrusting head was fucking me nicely. As I watched the explosions illuminate the sky with colour I felt my own internal incendiary devices kicking in to action as my toes and fingers started to tingle.

For a small rabbit, or should I say bunny this vibe really packs a surprising punch and moments later my hand was moistened by my orgasm and my potty mouth had fired out some naughty words.

This rabbit vibrator is an unchallenging vibrator for a newbie to toys but still packs a punch for an old pro like me. A good all rounder which is reasonably priced.

Doc Johnson i Vibe Rabbit

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Oct 262011

Doc Johnson i Vibe Rabbit

It’s a strange phenomena but I never tire of testing and creating a sex toy review of rabbits because there is such a diverse range of bunnies on offer these days.

As I look at the I Vibe I can’t help but think that all those buttons on the control panel almost ensure that I am about to have a pleasurable experience. This theory being I suppose – more options available the greater the chance of finding one that does it for you.

This rabbit promises a little bit more than your standard rabbit vibrator in that there are 3 additional functions which control the clit vibration patterns as well as the rotational settings of the rabbit’s shaft.

Initially the control panel on the front of the Doc Johnson I Vibe Rabbit seem a little like the controls on something from NASA but as you study them in greater detail it all becomes apparent why there are so many buttons.

It also helps if you have spent a number of years in IT. Lol

I was ready for a challenge and a little exquisite stimulation on this cold dank day, something to get me going for the day. Alex had just left and I could smell his presence on his pillow next to me.

My I Vibe was cold when I retrieved it from my draw. I placed it between my legs to take on my warmth, a familiar scenario but a proved one.

Let me tell you about the Doc Johnson I Vibe whilst he warms to me.

Offers independent clitoral and shaft rotation at the touch of a button.
With multi speed settings of both clitoral stimulation and rotating shaft your pleasure is ensured.
Has 3 functions for quick selection of clitoral and shaft patterns of stimulation.
Being waterproof means you can take it from bedroom to bathroom for uninterrupted pleasure.
Flexible clitoral stimulator ensures adjustable and comfortable stimulation.
Operates with 4 x AA batteries.

It felt nice, and warm, and snugly under the duvet and I wasn’t about to be jumping out of bed in a hurry. The central heating was doing its best to deliver but I wasn’t ready to rise just yet. Not when there was some fun to be had in bed.

I look upon mornings like these as clocking on but not in the conventional sense. Yes, I was at work testing toys but not quite physically there yet. It’s so good to be able to work from home, then again I don’t think sitting playing with a vibrator at 8am behind my desk would have gone down too well in previous positions. Lol

My I Vibe was now a little more body friendly in terms of temperature, placing the tip against my flesh didn’t make me jump so I knew I was ready to go and I certainly felt ready for a bit of morning “would” action.

Knowing the grabbing effect of the I Vibes compound I decided to apply a drop of water based lube to the tip and I smeared it around the head of the vibrator. Jelly vibes tend to grab and unless you are soaking wet I do advise that you do the same and add a little lube before play.

As I pushed the relatively cool, lubed tip inside me I felt its girth fill me but not over stretch me, a nice comfortable feeling of being penetrated without being challenged. Before penetration I had memorised the control panel and its functions something I like to do although some may be happy to look down between their legs during play, I prefer to lay back and think of…cuming!

Initially I pressed the “On” buttons for both the clit vibe and shaft to see how they felt on their default. The constant rotation and clitoral vibration felt good but I knew this vibrator could offer me more. I’m such a pleasure whore.

I pressed the F2 button and OMG are you kidding! This was massaging my inner vaginal walls and giving my clit a vibratory experience I hadn’t had before. Not only was my vagina being massaged one way then the other but my clit was being teased with a vibratory pattern which worked for me.

Toes curled, back arched and I was there…

Bastard!

You got me…

I was coming, no holds barred, noisily, honestly, enjoying fucking myself on this dull October day and if you don’t like it you can…

The i Vibe is an unchallenging size which would work for moderate to pro users with good memory for buttons or the ability to check between their legs for operational comfort. This vibe isn’t one of the quietest I have used but it does deliver in terms of power. So ensure you use this when you don’t have overnight visitors and when the kids are asleep.

Fun Factory Tiger

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Oct 222011

Fun Factory Tiger

My overriding question when requesting this toy for testing and performing a sex toy review was will it make me purrr?

The G4 Vibes is the latest range of stylish vibrators from Fun Factory, with a newly designed sculptural loop containing the control centre for the vibrator. Operation is simple with the + – and mode controls all variable at the touch of a button.

With its curved ridged shaft the Tiger looks like it could be an animal in the bedroom and the looped ergonomic handle controlling this beast should be easy. I found myself stroking the beast as I sat at my desk with its packaging strewn around me.

I had torn in to the Jiffy bag outer packaging and the internal boxing without a thought and now I was sitting at my desk imagining the fun we both could share.

Quick, come with me to the bathroom for a wash and brush up and let’s see where the moment takes us. Lol

While I give Tiger there a thorough cleansing I will give you a rundown of his animal charms…

Offering a curved ridged shaft for targeting that g-spot and vaginal stimulation.
Has a smooth velvety coat which feels good against the skin.
Is fully rechargeable with its Click N Charge technology.
Illuminated control panel for see in the dark programmability.
Has 1 x constant with several speed settings and a further 3 patterns of powerful vibrations All I can say is WOW!
Is quiet yet powerful for discreet moments of pleasure.
Gives dual stimulation with its clitoral nub.
Easy program selection with the Booster button.

Right! Tiger clean and ready for action…

No porn this time I was in the mood for some good tunes. I browsed my CD collection and selected some Placebo, my metro sexual dirty secret. I find Brian a complete sexual mystery and inspiration just as I do David Bowie. Don’t ask me what it is these guys have but it gets my juices flowing.

I pulled the curtains to, the duvet back and removed my clothing discarding it to the floor need being priority over tidiness. Slipping under the duvet I reached out for my Tiger which lay on top of my bedside drawers.

It felt cool to the touch so I slipped it between the hot flesh of my thighs to warm for a while whilst I listened to the music. It may have been dark, dismal and wet outside but inside I was warming to the thought of getting some.

My heart quickened and my blood surged through my body as I thought about being taken by a handsome stranger, not in a non consensual way but a sensual one. The unexpected kiss on the back of the neck as he approaches from behind. His warm breath as he presses up against you, his hard cock clearly discernible in his trousers.

OMG!

I slip the Tiger from between my hot thighs at the same time placing my other hand over my pussy, running my fingers between my puffed up lips to check just how wet this dirty bitch was. My findings, moist and ready.

The tip of the Tiger soon parted me as it slipped inside my cunt and I accommodated its substantial girth with a sigh. I could feel each pronounced ridge of the velvety shaft as it entered me, stimulating my vaginal muscles. Boy did that feel good.

The finish of the shaft aided the stimulation providing the right amount of friction to arouse when coupled with the undulation. I was already on my way before I pressed any buttons. What else could the Tiger offer me?

A couple of depressions of the speed button and I was humming with the deep waves of vibration. And lets not forget that clitoral nub, it was pressing against my clit as the Tiger worked my g-spot, what more could a girl wish for! FUCK!

If the neighbours were in they would have heard some expressive expletives leave my lips as I worked that vibe in and out of my hungry pussy. And then…I let go. Quivering and trembling with the intensity of the sensory onslaught I came.

What more could a girl ask for…

This vibrator is a good all rounder, the full package and would make a great companion for moderate to experienced users but I feel it could be a little too challenging for the beginner. But hey! If you like a challenge then this is certainly a good vibrator to opt for and I’m sure you wouldn’t be disappointed.

California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator

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Jul 252011

California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator

This sex toy review is unlike any other I have performed, read on to discover why. I asked my friends to send this vibe over because it looked like it was capable of doing the business to be blunt.

California Exotics Fluttering FantasyLush looked like the kind of vibe which could hit the spot. My g-spot to be precise with its bulbous curved tip.

When it arrived it was more petite than envisaged it would be. More of a mini vibrator but still looked capable of reaching the spot, I hoped.

I washed the California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator and placed it on my bedside drawers ready to test later that night…

You may wish to become more acquainted with the Fluttering Fantasy Vibrator before I start to engage with it, here are its vitals.

Offers three stimulating speeds of vibration.
Operated via an easy to use push button control.
Offers 3 speeds of vibration.
Has a smooth voluptuous texture for comfort and pleasure.
Compact design can be placed in a handbag or glovebox with ease.
Features a noduled head for intensified satisfaction.
Curved shaft for targeted g-spot stimulation.
Fully waterproof for bath time and bedroom play.
Operates on 2 x AAA batteries.

I was just adding the finishing touches to a piece for one of our sites when Alex asked if I wanted to take some time out. It had been a tiring week and I didn’t take much persuading to retire to the bedroom.

The light was dim, with just the vague light from the setting sun penetrating the closed curtains. Alex was already laid there prostrate and naked when I entered the room. Without words I shed my meagre covering of thin satin lingerie.

At first I didn’t notice but there was a long trail of hair between his splayed legs. Long black hair. I realised he had his pony play butt plug in situ. Naughty bugger! Lol I had seen it in the box and now I was privy to it in situ.

I felt kind of horny at the thought of something penetrating him as I bore down on his semi erect cock. The hair issuing from his ass cheeks a reminder that he was being taken from behind too. OMG! That was so hot.

He was soon oozing pre cum and looked ready to fuck and for that matter so was I. I lay open legged on my back as he slipped between my legs. I gasped as he penetrated me. He felt hard and unrelenting as he pounded in and out of me. He grabbed the vibrator, licked it to lubricate the tip and pressed it onto my clitoris while he simultaneously pumped into me. Wow, that was hot I love to use a vibe on my clit while he fucks me.

A few more strokes then he asked me to flip over and as I did so I felt the tip of something soft yet firm push against my relaxed asshole. Normally I’m tight but I was aware just how vulnerable I was as he pushed his cock into my pussy and my Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator inside the opening to my ass.

“FUCK!” I exalted as he pushed the tip of the vibrator in to me and his cock deep and hard inot my pussy. I felt like a porn star being Dp’d as he fucked me in both my holes. The combination of anal thrust and vibration coupled with his hard cock plunging the depths of my pussy made my juices gush.

We were both so wet and horny. I asked for more in my ass from the Fluttering Fanatasy Vibrator as Alex fucked away at my cunt. Being fucked doggy style with the vibe in my ass felt good and I came once more, my juices running down my thighs.

That vibe felt so good stuffed up my ass that I wanted ever more and asked Alex to give it to me hard. Moments later I came again and I felt Alex tense up as he gave his all and jettisoned his hot come inside my pussy.

I felt the vibe slip from my ass and between my cheeks as Alex rolled to my right firmly fixed inside me still moaning his last. My vibe was still buzzing inside me but then it faded away just as I started to regain consciousness.

I can’t say anything about the qualities of the California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator other than it’s great in your ass, even for an anal newbie. As for g-spot stimulation I will have to try that at a later date.

One thing I can say is that it’s a quiet vibrator with a slim shaft. A good choice for the vibrator virgin and the experienced alike as I have proven with this review.

Rocks Off RO140 Soft Tipped Bullet

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Jul 132011

RO-140 Soft Tip Bullet

I always enjoy testing and sex toy reviewing products from Rocks Off because I know I’m flying the flag for UK toys as each of their products is designed and manufactured within the United Kingdom.

This company now has an extensive port folio of products which are produced for both females and males. They have produced several bullets but this is the first one I’ve tested from them with a soft silicone tip and offers an array of vibratory functions.

Bullets are a good buy because they are relatively inexpensive for the variety of applications they lend themselves to. You can use them to tease various body parts, use them for shallow vaginal penetration or simply slip them in your lingerie for a little covert panty play.

Let me tell you more about the features of the RO140 Soft Tipped Bullet.

Is made from ABS plastic with a flexible silicone tip for comfort.
Fully waterproof for bedroom to bathroom fun.
Has easy to operate push button speed control.
With 3 x speeds and 4 x vibratory functions there is something to suit even the most discerning.
Operates on 2 x 1.5 V N batteries.

It was a hot day and I was working outside under the umbrella on my laptop. How I love working from home. I was about half way through a piece of erotica when I suddenly felt the urge to release some of the pent up sexual tension I now had as a result of my writing.

I knew upstairs in my bedroom draw the RO140 was waiting to serve and it didn’t take long for me to decide to release it from its confinement.

Moments later I was back in the garden where the heat of the day had released the very essence of the garden. I could smell the honeysuckle and the dog roses growing against the border fence. I felt calm, serene but with an inner glow of…horniness.

I hitched up my summer skirt in readiness. Access to my pussy was easy, just a thin strip of cotton covered my pussy lips. The moisture on the cotton betrayed my excited state as I hooked my right index finger under the gusset, moving it aside.

My clitoris was pulsing with blood, my slit moist with my expectant juices. I ran my finger downwards gathering my moisture, taking it to my lips to taste. It was musky, heavily scented and arousing to taste.

“Dirty bitch”. I thought to myself, feeding my desire to cum even more.

I opened my blouse for later, my nipples were eager to get in on the action too. But first the RO140 was about to do my bidding and give my clit some naughty stimulation. The tip slipped between my lips with ease, slick and ready for use.

A few passes over my awakened clitoris and I was ready to go. I pressed the button in the base of the bullet and it sprang in to action which felt good, another couple of presses took it up to max constant speed and I was quite literally buzzing.

The point of the bullet was so good pressed against my pulsing clit. So when I added a few side to sides I very nearly blew my mind. My body went in to spasm as I felt the intensity of the vibrations on my bundle of nerves.

My toes started to curl, my back arch and my buttocks tense.

It was happening…

My heart raced, my breathing was rapid and shallow…I was close.

FUCK!

It hit with such velocity that I shrieked out my pleasure and then quivered as my orgasm passed through me like an ethereal being. A smile broke upon my lips but there was nobody around to share my experience with, just the birds and my lazy cat who was asleep under a nearby bush.

Would I recommend this bullet? Yes, I would to all levels of user. Use your imagination and play around with it and I’m sure you will have hours of pleasure.

Doc Johnson Lucid Dream No 12 Vibrator Review

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Jun 232011

Lucid Dreams 12 Vibrator

This is my first test and sex toy review since arriving back home from a wonderful week away in the rolling Italian countryside of Tuscany.

To be honest I was feeling those post-holiday blues that you get the day after your return from a fantastic break and was looking for something to put the smile I had over there back on my face.

I thought the Doc Johnson Lucid Dream No 12 Vibrator may just do the trick. It’s nice to enjoy the culture, food and drink of another country but it’s also nice to get back to play with my toys, I’ve quite a stock pile to work my way through and I’m so dedicated to my work as you know. Lol

Here are the facts for all you sex toy connoisseurs out there, they won’t take long to read because I’m eager to get started.

Is a rabbit styled vibrator with 2 vibration zones.
Is made from soft and pliable TPE for comfort in use.
Offers waterproof vibratory action.
With 3 speed settings easily controlled via the push button base.
Operates via 3 x AAA batteries.

I washed my Lucid Dreams vibe and placed it on the side of the sink whilst I went downstairs for some water. Upon returning to the bedroom to deposit my glass I found Alex naked laying on the bed…cock in hand.

It was more than obvious to the untrained eye that he wanted to fuck me. Lol We had been enthusiastically enjoying sex whilst on holiday but the cool UK air made the whole idea of fucking each others brains out so much more inviting and comfortable. It had been up to 30 degrees over there and the cool air was most welcome and invigorating.

He was slowly wanking his cock and noticeably hardening by the minute. I stripped off out of my jeans and tshirt throwing them to the floor where they were quickly followed by my panties and bra.

Alex rolled over to embrace me and kiss me deeply and passionately. My nipples started to harden and there was a sudden rush of blood to my cunt. He moved down my body kissing and licking as he descended towards my nipples.

He pulled each one in to his mouth in turn, bearing down on my firm pinkish brown nipples making them pulse and tingle. He ran parted my legs with his hand and then ran his finger up and down my slit, distributing my moisture.

I prepared myself for him penetrating me tilting my hips slightly and aligning myself for his first thrust. He took me by surprise and placed my Doc Johnson Lucid Dream No 12 vibe up against my clit rolling it around.

The vibrations immediately made my little pink bud engorged and hard. And then he pushed the tip of the vibrator in side me pussy with one swift move. A few depressions of the speed button and I was beginning to gyrate my hips to get the most out of the Lucid Dream vibrator.

Reaching between my legs I guided Alex’s hand in to making a side to side movement with the vibrator, making the external arm massage my clit whilst the inner was rubbing against my g-spot.

Within minutes I was thrashing around riding my orgasm shouting “fuck, yeah!”

Moments later I was a panting heap prostrate on the mattress as Alex slipped his wet fingers in to my mouth and his hard cock in my pussy…

The Doc Johnson Lucid Dream Vibrator is a good vibrator for beginner to moderate users. I found that a season veteran such as myself needed a little bit more to bring me off, hence the side to side twisting which may not work for everyone. Having Alex sucking my nipples helped too, and no he’s not available for hire.

It’s not the most intense of vibrations having just 3 constant speeds but perfect for those who don’t need any more.

Sin Five Ilo

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May 222011

Sin Five Ilo

When it comes to sinning I’m an expert so I couldn’t resist the opportunity to sex toy test and review the Sin Five Ilo. Or as I lovingly know it, the “Sex Bomb”, well it does look a little like a love missile don’t you think.

I was impressed with the look and feel of this vibrator, its German origins shines through in the quality and design of the Sin Five Ilo. And much to my surprise rather than the shaft being rigid and unyielding ABS plastic, it’s soft and pliable with a flexible silicone shaft for ease of use and imaginative play.

It was also nice to discover a couple of batteries are included with your toy so you can be up and running as soon as you open your naughty little package. Nice touch Sin Five! You are also provided with a multi lingual user guide where you will be hard pressed not to find instructions in your mother tongue.

And now before some explosive action here are my sex bomb’s munitions.

Featuring a wide tip for massage and stimulation of the nipples, clitoris and anything else you care to tantalise.
Has easy to operate raised + and – buttons on the base so you can feel your way to a great orgasm.
Made from 100% antimicrobial silicone for hygiene and cleanliness.
Offers 5 x vibration intensities and 3 x pulsation to blow your mind.

I had spent a long awaited morning in the garden, due to the bad weather at the end of last year I hadn’t been able to do much out there before we were in the grip of a horrible winter.

My bushes were neatly trimmed and my grass manicured and I was all hot a sweaty. I don’t know what it is but something about being outside in the fresh air on a sunny day always makes me feeI randy and today was no exception.

I put my tools away and made for the bathroom and a nice hot shower. Whilst pulling the bedroom curtains too I suddenly remembered my Ilo was patiently waiting to come out of my bedside drawer to play and what the hell, I was already hot and sweaty…

…moments later I was laying on top of the bed with my jeans and panties next to me on the bedroom floor. I could feel my nipples pushing against the soft lace cups of my bra, each movement I make grazing them against the fabric.

Reaching up inside my t-shirt I took my right nipple between my thumb and finger and gave it a firm squeeze. This made me shiver and my pussy pulse with the sudden flush of blood to my lips. I felt so damn horny.

I rolled over on to my side and retrieved my Sin Five Ilo from my draw. It felt soft and sensuous in my hand, the silicone velvety to the touch. My desire to come dispensed with the need for foreplay, this girl wanted some action. Pressing the + button I took the vibrations to maximum and placed the blunt tip against my eager clitoris.

Oooh, that felt so good as I rubbed the tip over my clitoris, the vibrations penetrating me teasing my nerve endings and making me squirm. I now lay the Ilo on its side with the fluted end resting on my swollen bud and using the ridged edge to massage myself. I could feel the tell tale tingling begin but …No. I didn’t want to come this way, not yet.

Another depression of the + button took it in to pulsation mode as I placed the vibe at my opening. I was moist and it only took the lightest of pushes to enter my vaginal passage. As I pushed the Ilo inside I could feel the benefit of those ridges running along the tip.

The Ilo’s ridges heighten the feeling of being penetrated as I pushed in my vibe slowly inside me savouring the feeling, enhancing the moment with my eyes closed shut. I quite often don’t know how best to use a vibe until it’s inside me and then intuitively it comes to me.

And I knew this baby would feel good working in and out of me, massaging my vaginal passage with each stroke. I started to slowly withdraw my vibrator, once again enjoying those ridges doing their stuff.

Another press of the + button turned the Ilo in to a throbbing, buzzing weapon of love and I started to fuck myself with vigour. My hand was working that vibe in and out of me like a pro bringing me closer to orgasm.

I added a slight twist to each stroke and that did the trick, OMG did that do the trick. The combination of fucking, massaging my vaginal wall and the powerful vibrations took me tipping point. I tried to resist the urge to bear down and come, wanting to hold myself on the brink for just a little bit longer but I just didn’t have the will to do it.

I’m glad the neighbours were out as I vocalised my pleasure for all the world to hear and my cat who’s bell could be heard making its way to my room. Heart racing, breathing rapidly I turned my head in the direction of the bell and my cat looking accusingly at me.

The Sin Five Ilo is a versatile vibrator which I would recommend to any level of toy user for that very reason. I advise you to experiment with the Ilo it’s more than just a fuck.

Fun Factory The Boss Vibrator

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May 182011

Fun Factory The Boss

I considered it a challenge to find out just who was the “Boss” with this sex toy review. I had been waiting some time for the chance to prove myself with this wicked Fun Factory Vibrator.

Would this phallically shaped vibrator win me over?

The Boss is from the Smartvibes range and promises powerful play with a turbo boost button for even more and I couldn’t wait to give it a chance to fall under its spell.

I had a nice thick black vibrating cock to play with…who could ask for more. But wait a minute I better give you The Boss’ vitals before I get started. This time it won’t be quick “the boss is coming” it will be me instead.

Ergonomically shaped to sit well in your hand and easy to use.

Has easy to use + and – buttons with an additional turbo boost button which takes you closer to the edge and gives one big push.

With a thick flexing velvet soft touch shaft it feels great against the skin and the realistically shaped head and veining add to the experience.

Offers great g-spot stimulation with its curved tip and the basal hump gives added clitoral stimulation in use.

With 6 x constant and 6 x pulsating modes there is something to be enjoyed by everyone.

Can be enjoyed in the bathroom as well as the bedroom because it’s 100% waterproof.

Runs on 4 x AAA batteries…

…and that was the problem. I didn’t have any AAA batteries. Bugger! I had lots of AA’s but not even a second hand AAA was to hand.

Determined not to be defeated I picked up my Fun Factory Boss vibrator and my car keys and set off for the local store. When I arrived in the car park it was quite busy and I ended up parking miles from the front door which wasn’t a problem as I knew I wouldn’t be trundling back to the car with several heavy bags in tow.

It didn’t take me long to locate and buy my batteries as I qualified for the basket isle which only had a couple of people waiting. Then I was soon making my way back to the car which I had parked at the bottom end of the car park by the perimeter wall or should I say steep and high embankment.

The temptation to put my new boss to the test was overwhelmingly tempting as I sat in drivers seat with the key in the ignition. This end of the car park was quiet due to it’s lack of proximity to the store. It’s a bit like the gym, nobody likes to have to walk to it from the car. Lol

I retrieved my vibe from the glove box and popped the batteries out of their box, loading them one by one in to the base of The Boss vibrator. It was too tempting, I pressed the + button just to see how powerful he was and one thing lead to another.

Before I knew it I was slipping my panties down my thighs and picking them off the floor between my feet. I looked around and I was still the only car on the row.

Pushing my hips forward I moved my buttocks to the edge of my seat and lowered the back for ease of access. Yes, I’ve done this kind of thing before and find the additional risk of being discovered legs akimbo and panties around my ankles an enhancement.

I grasped my Fun Factory The Boss and it felt quite substantial in my hand and even more so as I pushed it against my very, very wet snatch. As I applied pressure to the rounded base with my palm I felt myself opening to accommodate the generous girth of this vibrator. It’s by no means a slim Jim, if you like it big, fat and filling you will love this vibrator.

The head slipped inside me and I almost popped as it pushed deep inside. I was now up to the hilt in vibrator and feeling very much vaginally full.

A few presses of the + button took me to a strong and rapid vibration which rattled my pelvis and stimulated my vagina and clitoris too. I pushed harder back in to my seat and with eyes half open kept my vigil as I moved The Boss in and out of my hungry pussy. This had been worth waiting for.

With each thrust I could feel the head of the vibrator glance over my g-spot and stimulate my vaginal passage. It didn’t take long for the tingling to start in my toes as my pelvis resonated with the strong but quiet vibrations which were now winning me over.

I bent the basal nub over my clitoris and let the vibrations work their magic inside and out, giving a gentle periodic roll over my clitoris which felt soooo good.

The combination of g-spot and clitoral stimulation had me enraptured and I pressed the turbo button. A few hip flicks and rolls of that nub over my clitoris and I found myself trembling as I came. Realising I had took my eye off the ball as I came back down to earth, I opened my eyes to take a quick reckie.

There was nobody around…however I’m not sure that I haven’t been videoed. So if you should see a clip of a girl getting off in a supermarket car park, that will be me. Lol

Because of The Boss’ ample size I would recommend this as an intermediate/professional users toy but certainly something to aim for as a newbie because it’s such a good size and shape. Additionally, I would advise you to use lube with this substantial toy unless like me you are very, very wet.

This is one boss I don’t mind submitting to. Right, any offers to clean my car seat?

Vibe Therapy Dive Vibrator

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May 022011

Vibe Therapy Dive Vibrator

The Dive vibrator is one of many vibrators from the Vibe Therapy range which I’ve had the pleasure of sex toy reviewing. Their collection of vibrators and massagers are mid range, good quality and offer multiple vibratory modes.

This vibrator falls in to the midi vibrator category being larger than your standard bullet but smaller than the usual vibrator making it handy for transportation. The size offers you a slightly longer shaft than a bullet but slips quite nicely in to a pocket or handbag for a little cosmopolitan indulgence.

I find it’s fun to slip a discreet pleasure object in to my handbag from time to time. Even if you don’t find the opportunity to despatch it and have a little me time just the thought of it being in you bag is a bit of a naughty turn on. If you haven’t tried it you should.

It’s a lovely sunny afternoon here and I’m slipping upstairs to get out of these jeans and in to a skirt, see you in a moment. In the meantime you can read up on the Dive for yourselves.

Its contoured, seamless shape makes it a versatile petite vibe.
Offers 1 x escalating, 3 x vibration and 3 x pulsation settings to tempt you in to submission.
Has a powerful but quiet motor for those clandestine moments of fun.
Is waterproof so the fun doesn’t have to stay in the bedroom.
Powered by 2xAAA batteries.

Ready, I wasn’t too long was I?.

I’ve decided to bring the Vibe Therapy Dive outside with me for a breath of fresh air. No point in being cooked up indoors when the weather is so nice and with no neighbours around today I’m free to enjoy a little masturbation al fresco.

I retrieved my reclining garden chair from under the patio table. The seat was nicely warmed by the April’s heat wave. The plastic warming my ass nicely as I sat down, skirt hitched revealing my thighs and panty-less crotch. I dispensed with my panties along with my jeans, no need for modesty today when I’m on my own out here.

Moistening my middle finger with saliva I ran it up and down my pubic valley, ensuring I moistened my clit. The sun felt good warming my flesh and I began to feel at one with nature as the birds sang and I did what comes naturally.

Lifting the arms of my chair pushed my seat forward and reclined me in to just the right position for play. Pushing the button on the base of the Vibe Therapy Dive I pushed against my “front door” (sorry been watching too much Celebrity Juice with Keith Lemon. Lol) I found the vibe slipped in easily without resistance because of its slim shape.

And as such didn’t really give me the feeling of being penetrated which can be achieved from larger girthed vibrators. I decided to continue adding another depression of the vibration button and a few jabs with my hand but despite the contoured shape to the Dive I really wasn’t getting enough feed back.

I decided to apply my vibe to my clit on full speed constant vibration and that started to do the trick. Shifting from side to side I made my clitoris more readily available as the tip worked its magic on me. There was no doubt that this vibe could deliver powerful and intense vibration but I wanted to see just how much fun could be had with her.

Orientating her round on to her side I decided to use her like a bow on my swollen nub, running the ridges of her body against mine and it felt divine. As each rib and contour ran over my tuned clit accompanied by the constant powerful vibrations I could feel myself relenting.

The chair ground against the patio as I dug in my heels for my ensuing orgasm…

…and I became one with nature as I convulsed and moaned my pleasure and perhaps a swear word in my back garden.

I would recommend the Dive vibrator to a sex toy newbie and would recommend that even seasoned users keep one about their person or car for a quick fix on the go. But if it’s a good fuck you are wanting then this one won’t challenge you being slimmer in size than the normal vibrator.

Lelo Isla Review

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Feb 152011

Lelo Isla

My recent porn trip to London enabled me to pop in to see the ladies at Sh! and of course bring back a toy for a sex toy review. We arrived at lunchtime Monday, had a bite to eat then made our way over to the Hoxton store to meet Katherine the store owner, Aphra who is operations manager and Joanna star of “The Joy Of Teenage Sex” on Channel 4, Joanne.

I was like a kid in a sweet shop when given the opportunity to select anything I wanted to test and review. My eyes were drawn to a large round table and there lying at the far side was the Lelo Isla and I just had to capture her and bring her home.

She had a very elegant shape and wonderfully sculptured form just like the other products in the Insignia range. The Isla is just like the Soraya but without the rabbit clitoral stimulator.

The Isla is presented in Lelo’s signature classy matt black box embellished with their ident. Inside the box you will find your Isla sumptuously mounted in black velvet with the now familiar Insignia gold brooch sparkling in the corner. The charger is cleverly housed in the inset compartment, the satin drawstring pouch, instructions and guarantees in the base of the box.

There is no denying that the Insignia range of products have fluidity, almost organic design which just begs to be caressed and enjoyed. The feel of the Isla with its velvety finish is exquisite and the flowing gold embossed hole adds distinctive style and aids use.

Here’s her spec which you can read while I take her to the bathroom for a pre nuptial cleansing.

Crafted from ABS plastic and silicone, with a luxurious feel.
Is rechargeable with a 2 hour charge offering up to 4 hours of play.
Comes with a 1 year warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee.
Offers 8 speed settings and a further 8 modes of escalation and pulsation.
With two engines designed to work in harmony for your pleasure.
Fully waterproof so the fun can be continued in the bathroom.
Is now easily controlled via the three push button controls, which are intuitive for simplified operation.
Offers whisper quiet but powerful vibratory pleasure.

Right. You finished reading? Then come with me to my boudoir.

Take a seat over there on the chair. Can you just pull the curtains to, thanks. Do you like to watch? You do don’t you? Such a naughty girl. *giggle*

I slip under the duvet and reach over to retrieve my Isla from the top of my bedside drawers. A few minutes between my thighs should have her up to temperature. Now, let’s make some porn come on my television. What do you want to watch? No, I know…how about the girl on girl scene complete with toys…perfect.

As I slip my Isla from between my warm thighs I run a finger over my slit, just as I thought, no lube required my dirty mind has already taken care of that. I raise it to my mouth and greedily suck it clean because I know you’re watching.

The tip of the Isla felt cool as it pushed between my pouting labia seeking out my warm wet hole. Once inside I moved her in and out of me with shallow deliberate strokes, moistening her body. Once lubed I withdrew her and placed her over my clit whilst pressing the + button. Strong vibrations tingled over my clitoris and I felt it swell and my nipples start to harden and press against the duvet.

I was now on maximum speed and the Lelo Isla was so quiet by comparison. My clit and nipples were tingling with excitement as I pushed the vibrator deep inside me in one swift movement. I wanted to be fucked. The tip of the vibe nuzzled against my g-spot and I felt the tell tale desire to pee. Taking my middle and forth finger through the hole in the Isla gave me comfortable control of her and I started to work in and out of my pussy, ensuring I engaged with my g-spot on each inward stroke.

A couple more presses of the mode button and I found the perfect escalation setting which sent tingles up my spine and made my toes curl. This girl meant business and I was open to her suggestions.

Impaling myself repeatedly on Isla’s perfect form soon had me close to orgasm. My breathing was now rapid, my heartbeat betraying my excitement. My hand was now plunging the vibe in and out of me with gusto and my finger somehow found its way to my clitoris. It started to roll my nub from side to side and the next thing I know…

…FUCK! Oooh, oooh, aghhhhh.

Did you enjoy me watching me fuck myself, the very thought of your hand reaching between your legs as I came pushed me over the edge…

The Lelo Isla Vibrator is the perfect toy for seasoned users like myself and newbies who don’t want a phallic toy but something they consider more approachable without compromising on power.

Big Teaze Onye Fleur Vibrator Review

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Jan 142011

Big Teaze Onye Fleur Vibrator

This sex toy review has been a long time coming if you pardon the pun. I actually acquired this toy over a year ago and it has been sitting in bag waiting to be released. To be precise it was given to me at the Venus Sexpo in 2009. I can hear the gasps of breath. Lol

I can remember the day quite clearly. Alex and I had made our way through the retail hall and their in the corner was the Big Tease stand. Imediately recognisable by the huge yellow duck sitting on the floor next to the display cabinet.

I was looking at the toys when a brunette with an American accent asked if I was interested in anything. My immediate reply was to introduce myself as being Suze from Alexsuze, at which point she quite literally jumped up and down repeating my name. Something made me realise she knew who we were. Lol

She appeared from behind the stand and gave me a hug. Recognition indeed. And since that moment it has been inside a zip up pocket in my rucksack just waiting to be played with. And reviewed of course!

As we approach Valentines Day I thought it would be a good idea to give this bullet vibe a testing, here are her finer qualities.

Is crafted from what appears to be ABS plastic finished with a rich red metallic finish and enhanced with a pretty floral motif etched in a TPR band around one end of the toy.
Features easy to operate push button control on the base.
Is waterproof for a bit of bathroom fun and easy to grip in wet hands with the inset band of TPR.
Has three speed settings, the third being powerful and also not very quiet but I’m sure when it’s between your legs it will be quieter.
Easily concealed in a pocket or purse for a bit of on the move pleasure.

Or better still in me.

I wandered off to the bedroom for a bit of afternoon delight retrieving my Onye from my draw. Next I drew the curtains on the gray day. Plumping the mega bean bag in the window near the radiator and placing my vibe on there set the scene for my afternoon pleasure.

After taking a pee I slipped out of my trousers and panties, unsure about taking off my shirt because the air temperature was still quite cool, I decided to leave it on.

Once round the other side of the room where the bean bag was I became warmer. Toy in hand I sank down on to the bean bag, shirt still fastened. I was in a kind of naughty half dressed state clutching my Onye warming her in my hand before deployment.

I grabbed the remote from the top of Alex’s drawers and pressed play. Plan B my chosen accompanyment. Settling back in to the beanbag, feeling it mould to my shape I spread my legs placing the soles of my feet together.

Anticipation had already boosted my moisture levels and I ran the Onye between my pussy lips, slicking her up. A press of the on button made her burst in to life, the vibrations were deep and powerful in resonance. I pressed the button again and ran it up and down my clitoris and it wasn’t long before I was swollen and receptive.

Given that the Onye has a generous girth for a bullet vibe I tried slipping it in to my vaginal opening which felt good, especially when I used my PC muscles to grip it. The third press of the button had me smiling from ear to ear.

I withdrew the Onye placing it once more over my clitoris. Normally I prefer a contrast of vibrations to bring myself off, either escalating or pulsation so I knew it would be a challenge for a 3 speed vibe to do the trick but I wanted to see just what she could do for me.

Positioning the vibe on the tip of my clit I applied a little pressure, pushing her in to my pulsing clitoris. It felt good and I knew from the tingling I was starting to feel in my digits and toes that this vibe was doing it for me. I kept her perfectly still nuzzled over my clit and let the vibrations do their thing.

Toes curled, skin flushed and blushed, small droplets of perspiration formed…here she comes baby! I was in the grip of my orgasm and the intense sensitivity in my clit urged me to remove my Onye, I was far too sensitive. Holding it in my hand, still buzzing, I twitched my way through a delicious climax.

The Onye would make the perfect intimate companion for any level of vibrator user, combining beauty with functionality a very nice prezzie for Valentines Day.

Lelo Ina Vibrator Review

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Oct 192010

Lelo Ina Vibrator

When I think of Lelo sex toys I think of a popular advert and paraphrase it …”this isn’t just a sex toy it’s a Lelo sex toy”. Lol They are without a doubt one of the classiest pleasure object producers out there. Every product in their range is stylish, ergonomic and beautiful to look at the perfect combination of function and design. So a sex toy review of a Lelo vibrator is always fun.

I believe every girl should own at least one of their products. The Ina stands out on its own because it is their first rabbit styled vibrator with a perfect g-spot curve. What more could a girl want?

This vibrator oozes quality in both build and performance. As ever the Ina is rechargeable which is a good thing, no more hunting for batteries and no used batteries to have to dispose of. Who said having fun couldn’t be green.

The Ina is presented in a classy matt black box which upon opening reveals a perfectly presented individually encased vibrator. Ensuring that you are the first person to release the pleasure, a very nice touch.

You will also find a very stylish black satin pouch in which to stow away your new pleasure object.

Here are her vital statistics

Fashioned from ABS and silicone both green and hypoallergenic
Perfectly shaped for g-spot stimulation combined with clitoral arousal
Rechargeable with a 2 hour charge providing up to 4 hours of play
Measuring 20cm in length with a maximum girth of 6cm at its widest point
Featuring two motors which deliver 8 vibratory patterns with multiple speed options
You can barely hear her in action she is very quiet in use

I slipped off in to the bedroom as soon as the charging lights became steady, indicating that the Ina was fully charged. It was Saturday afternoon and Alex was busy working on one of our sites.

Pulling the curtains closed shielded me from the prying eyes of the outside world but not the light, it was a fairly bright day given the previous two had brought snow. I had already washed and prepared the Lelo Ina ready for use as soon as it was charged. Eager, I know. Lol

It was cold and I slipped off my jeans and panties, swiftly followed by my socks and lifted the duvet sliding inside. I picked up the Ina from my bedside cabinet and added a couple of drops of lube to the tip spreading them around.

As I lowered my Ina below the duvet I braced myself for the chill not having warmed it before hand under the warm tap. The tip felt cold as it pressed against my opening. I applied gentle pressure and it penetrated me but felt slightly out of alignment.

After a little manipulation I realised that the best way to insert the Ina is using an arching action which allows penetration whilst accommodating the tips glide over your clitoris. I personally found that full penetration wasn’t possible due to my anatomical configuration but don’t worry the Ina is designed to work without being fully inserted.

Not all girls are configured the same and the clever guys at Lelo sex toys have catered for that. I found that the internal tip was pressing against my g-spot and the clit vibe was perfectly seated over my now bulging clitoris.

It did concern me initially that the rabbit on the Ina wasn’t very flexible but I realised when I used it that the firmness had a vital part to play, it conducted the strong waves of vibration perfectly.

When the Ina was seated comfortably inside me I began to cycle through the vibratory patterns and found the circular pattern to be the most stimulating for me. I can only describe it as feeling full with a presence against my g-spot, whilst something was massaging and vibrating my swollen clitoris. Yes it felt like there was some locomotion was involved in the rabbit’s action despite it being static, a strangely exciting feeling whilst being puzzling. They have certainly got the vibratory patterns spot on, unlike any other vibrator I have used.

Rabbit vibes normally stimulate the clitoris in a one dimensional way but this was somehow, don’t ask me how…two dimensional. It really did feel like someone was moving a vibe around on my clit. Sheer bliss.

Needless to say it didn’t take long before my breathing became erratic, my back arched and my toes curled downwards as I felt the first of several orgasms envelope me.

The Lelo Ina is a luxury vibrator that every girl should experience it’s well worth the financial investment and will provide years of pleasure. It comes with a 1 year Lelo warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee. Not to mention oodles of orgasms…priceless.

This toy will be going in my bedside draw, the highest accolade for my toys.

Lelo Siri

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Oct 032010

Most toys I receive for sex toy reviews are nicely but practically wrapped but in this instance DoT-Id went the extra mile. When I opened my courrier box I was greeted by a sumptuously dark and ever so slightly kinky surprise. A pleasant change from the safe pinks and purples, how very brave.

Nestled inside a nest of black tissue were my individually wrapped toy and power adapter. I was feeling both naughty and nice at the same time. Even the outer address label is styled with their floral motif as are the tiny stickers holding the tissue wrap together, everything is just so tailored and exquisite. Attention to detail is always appreciated, especially in today’s climate when you want to spoil yourself and slip away in to more pleasurable moments.

I had been waiting to get my hands on the Siri since first holding it at the Erotic Trade Organisation Show back in July.

Here are some of her naughty attributes she may be petite but packs one hell of a punch:

Offers 6 vibratory modes with multiple speeds.
Is whisper quiet in operation for those intimate moments no matter who is staying over. Lol
A 2 hour charge will provide up to 4 hours of pleasure.
Has a 90 day standby period to ensure when you are ready the Siri will be waiting.
Is petite and ergonomically designed to sit in the palm comfortably whilst the underside offers its pleasure ridge for both clitoral and labial stimulation.

I charged, washed and placed my Siri under my pillow as I knew she would be coming out for play later…

The day kept me busy with article writing and promotional work and I didn’t get my afternoon delight. Before I knew it night had descended upon us. I added the finishing touches to a piece I was writing as Alex continued to tweak the functionality of Sex Toys Buzz.

I rubbed my eyelids with my fingers, they were dry from hours of staring at the screen. It was time to take a break for both of us. Alex followed me as if some kind of silent communication had taken place between us.

As I slipped out of my clothes and under the duvet naked Alex slipped our latest porn DVD in to the player. It was slightly cold compared to other evenings and my nipple stood on end as I shivered awaiting his body warmth under the duvet. He lifted the covers allowing the cold air to rush across my body and I shivered but was soon warmed as his body pressed against mine.

He started to suck my nipples and I placed my hand over his head pulling him in to me. I became aware of the sensual mixture of his tongue and teeth as they aroused my nipples, making me tingle and moist between my legs.

His hand started to motion over my clitoris and I bucked against it as my arousal took me over. Still tingling he pushed his hard cock deep inside me and started fuck me slow and deliberate. But not for long he was now fucking me fast and hard and I sensed the wetness now spreading between my legs.

Then he flipped me over and positioned me on all fours, him behind waiting to take me. I parted my legs as he pushed forward, head in pillow. The movement of his cock in and out of me was perfectly aligned with my g-spot and I was totally enjoying that stimulation. My nipples were now so hard that they had started to pulse. He mercilessly pumped in and out of me as I moaned in my appreciative way. It felt so good and I felt so naughty. My hand slid along the mattress and under my pillow, retrieving the Siri.

My familiarity with Lelo controls enabled me to turn on my Siri and I placed it firmly against my clitoris as Alex continued his onslaught on my pussy. Oooh, that felt so good as those vibes worked wonders on my clit. The smallsize of the Siri sat so comfortably and unobtrusively in my hand.

I worked my way through several vibrator functions until I found “The One”, I just held it there as Alex banged away at me. The combination of the Siri’s powerful vibrations and Alex’s thrusts had me in their grasp and I felt the orgasmic wave pass over me, engulfing me and then came up for air.

Fuck!

This was not how envisaged I was going to test the powerful Miss Siri but I did and she stepped up to the mark. She is extremely powerful, functional and easy to use, with a shape which sits between your labia so perfectly. In fact I will now refer to her as my power pebble because that adequately describes her size.

Whether you are a newbie or experienced toy user you will be impressed with the Lelo Siri, she is versatile, petite and very, very powerful so don’t be fooled by her size she will soon have you under her spell.

Now I need to have a little me time with Miss Siri…

Lelo Elise Vibrator Review

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Sep 092010

Lelo Elise Vibrator

Dark Classy And Seductive

All words I would use to sum up the lovely Lelo Elise. How beautifully they package their adult toys. When I opened the padded packet I discovered a delightful blue paper carrier with contrasting handles stuffed with blue tissue and of course my latest consignment of goodies.

They always make the effort to go the extra mile with presentation, and that counts.

Whilst I charge her up I’ll give you some of her vital statistics.

She is made from medical grade silicone and measures 220x42x36mm.
She is slightly larger than her sister Gigi, she weighs in at 208 grams
Rechargeable, she is normally ready for use after 3 hours of charging and can last for up to 4 hours of play. So you won’t have to wait too long to play with her and no batteries to buy.
This girl is powerful with 5 programmed stimulation modes and 5 speeds!
And that isn’t all, this girl has a secret. The Elise doesn’t have one point of vibration but two, you a have vibrator set in the tip and another in the base. Double the fun. Continue reading »

Mini Mates Twirl Vibrator Review

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Aug 282010

Mini Mates Twirl Vibrator

I was pleased to receive the Mini Mates Twirl for a sex toy review because it has all the qualities of a good vibrator with more portability. It’s based around a multi speed bullet but offers so much more when the silicone sleeve is applied.

The engine of the Twirl is the powerful Rocks Off RO-120 bullet which is quiet in operation and discreet enough to place in a handbag or purse for on the move pleasure.

The funky range of “Disco” sleeves make the Mini Mates range a breath of fresh air to the bullet ranges available out there.

Here are my Mates finer qualities.

Has a silicone sleeve which is smooth and easily cleaned.
Is fully waterproof for bathroom play.
Features 5 speed/functions for your enjoyment.
Includes batteries so you are ready to go, lock and load baby!
Easy to operate base mounted push button control.

I slipped between the sheets with an open mind about how I was going to task my Mini Mates Twirl Vibrator to pleasure me. The ribbed sleeve suggested that it may be good for shallow vaginal play. Good job the neighbours are used to seeing my bedroom curtains closed during the day or they may be inclined to think I was playing with myself. Lol

It was mid afternoon on Friday and I was watching porn and about to fire up the Mini Mate. I was watching fetish porn and it was instantly putting me in the mood. I reached in to my bedside drawer and withdrew my vibe.

I spat on my right middle finger and ran it along my opening but there was no need really the porn had already done the trick. My aroma drifted from under the sheets. I pushed the tip against my opening and I willingly facilitated it’s passage inside my cunt.

As the ridges passed through me I sensed the motion of my vaginal muscles being both stretched and moved just like a car passing over speed bumps. A couple of presses of the button in the base brought me to the escalation mode which worked wonders on me.

Accompanied by steady movement in and out I was now in my zone. The pleasure zone. I savoured the ridges as they rippled through my vaginal muscles. I was now conscious of my clitoris which was full and tingling almost reminding me to give it some attention.

Withdrawing my Mini Mates I started to run the undulating sleeve over my firm and plump clitoris. Again the ripples in the sleeve were working their magic in a different way. OMG that girl makes some noise when she’s being fucked. Sorry! Back to my own enjoyment.

I began to run the sleeve over my swollen clit rhythmically the escalating vibrations working their magic on me. The combination of vibration and undulation had involuntarily made me tilt my pelvis as I tend to do when I’m in “pre cum” mode.

Then…BANG!…thud,thud…thud and the pressure of tiny feet on my stomach. The bloody cat was now sat on my chest looking accusingly at me.

A press and hold of the button halted the moment as I looked up at my pussy and wondering if he has a sensor which detects when his owner is having fun. Lol

I will have to revisit the Mini Mates twirl Vibrator at a later date and see if it can make “my” pussy purr.

Lelo Mona Vibrator Review

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Mar 082010

Lelo Mona Vibrator

Moaning With Mona

I make no secret of the fact that I love Lelo sex toys. They are always exemplars of excellence being beautifully designed, functional and a pleasure to use. I never tire of looking at them and eagerly await new products from this Swedish manufacturer. A sex toy review of a Lelo product has always so far been a great experience.

So when Sex Toys UK despatched mine I was on tenterhooks waiting for her to arrive. I want to use her, no abuse her but at the same time I want to savour that wonderful moment of expectation before she is mine for ever.

Lelo products are always accompanied by wonderful packaging with their black textured boxes adorned with shiny embossed lettering saying LELO. But their latest range also has internal packaging, the Mona was sealed in it’s own individual plastic pocket in a black card surround. A nice touch, you know you are the first person to touch your toy since it left the factory.

Opening the packaging could be compared to the breaking of a hymen. Oh, listen to me getting all metaphorical on your ass. Lol

I broke her seal and took her in to the bathroom for a quick anti bac wash before placing her on charge. She didn’t take long to warm up, just a few hours and she was ready to go. Placed her in my toy draw at the side of the bed where I could reach her when I needed her. Continue reading »

Climax Silicone EZ Bend Ripple Shaft Vibrator

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Aug 122009

Climax EZ Bend Ripple Vibrator

What a morning I have had, my ear has been glued to the phone and my fingers haven’t been still for ages. Time for a little R&R I think, just before lunchtime. I’ve earned it, having been sat at my desk since 8am this morning.

In fact I could slip off in to the bedroom with something to do a sex toy review for you all. What do you think? Well, I have the Climax Silicone EZ Bend Vibrator from OnJoy.com in my bedside drawer already and it’s loaded and good to go.

That does it I’m off for a morning masturbation session. You wait here and I’ll be back soon…

…Ok you can come too!

I’ll read the best bits from the box for you before we start. Continue reading »

Jimmyjane Form 6 Review

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Mar 182009

Jimmy Jane Form 6 Vibrator

JimmyjJane Came To Play

Since the Form 6 first caught my eye it has been a small object of desire for me, you just know when something looks good enough to…

I know this toy has probably been reviewed more times than you can imagine but I’m not sure how many British girls got the chance.

I make a habit of not reading anyone else’s reviews, therefore keeping mine original through, thorough and hopefully giving a bit of me in each.

When the parcel was delivered I opened it there and then, even though I was due to go to work within minutes. This vibrator is rechargeable and come complete with its own charging stand, so no batteries to contend with. Continue reading »

Lelo Liv Review

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Mar 012009

Lelo Liv

Watching You Watching Me Frigging And Don’t Forget The Anal

Rather an innocuous toy the Lelo Liv…but don’t be fooled.

This review is unlike any other we have embarked upon before because it not only involves one toy…but two. We were sent a his and hers version of the Lelo Liv (OK so one was blue and one pink) and because we were sent two we decided to try them out together. A first.

If you are familiar with Lelo sex toys you will already be aware that they are rechargeable but here is some more info for you

The Liv offers five function modes with 12 speed settings
Erogonmically shaped to fit both male and females, how good is that?
It is 11cm insertable length and 4.5cm in circumference
The stem is constructed from medical grad silicone and the handle from ABS plastic
Operated by a push button function/speed button which is easily controlled
Packaged in a gift box complete with a charger, satin pouch and 1 year Lelo warranty Continue reading »

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