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Wonderland Mystical Mushroom Vibrator

Wonderland Mystical Mushroom Vibrator

This range of products is packaged in a fun and imaginative way.  The outer sleeve clearly displays your chosen product and the front and on the rear is the technical information, including speeds and operational data.

Once you have slipped the outer away the inner box with a faux bamboo finish to the sides is revealed.  On the top of the box there is a stylised montage of images contained within the trademark “W” for Wonderland products.

The box is held closed with a magnetic clip and when opened your Mystical Mushroom is displayed within a white velveteen interior.  On the interior of the lid is a foreword for the Doc Johnson Wonderland range of sex toys.

So what magical qualities does my Mystical Mushroom vibrator have …

  • It is made from silky smooth silicone with a silkily finished cap to the battery compartment.
  • Offers 10 easy to operate functions – 3 x constant, 1 x escalating and 6 x pulsating, plenty there to tease and please.
  • With a single button control it’s easy to change functions and to stop simply press the button and hold for 2 seconds.
  • The control panel illuminates during use, flashing rhythmically with the vibrations.
  • Operates via 1 x AA battery, so very economical to run.
  • It’s small enough to slip in to your pocket or glove box in the car for some fun on the run.
  • Is quiet but powerful in operation, for discreet fun and games.   ;)

The shape of this mini vibrator suggests that it is more suited to external use, clitoral or nipple play.  I’m not often driven to smell toys, that is unless they have a tacky feel or are made from jelly.  This time I was greeted with an unfamiliar scent in terms of vibrators…mint.  This vibrator smells minty fresh for some reason and it’s not the anti bac soap I used to cleanse it.

It would be interesting to know if any of you have experienced the same minty aroma.

Anyway, let’s get on with putting this naughty little mushroom to the test.  Come with me I’m sure it’s going to be fun…

I quickly slipped out of my trousers and panties, opting to leave my t-shirt and bra on given that it was minus something outside and the heating was struggling to keep up.

As I pulled the duvet up to my neck I felt a little naughty, despite the obvious need to keep warm.  I retrieved The Mystical Mushroom from my bedside drawer and pulled it under the warm duvet.

It was cleansed and ready to go but not warmed so I held it between my palms for a moment.  The Doc Johnson really does feel so nice to hold, silky and soft.  Moments later I was raring to go and depressed the button in the base, firing the vibrator in to play.

A few presses later I discovered a vibratory mode which intrigued me and inspired me to try shallow vaginal play.  This felt good as the “hat” or should I say cap of the mushroom opened me enough to feel the benefit of its head.

The escalating vibrations felt so good as they played with the muscles of my vaginal opening.  I found the fattened head of this vibe conducted the vibrations so effectively.

Eager to push the boundaries of pleasure I placed the Mystical Mushroom vibrator over my readied clitoris and shuddered as it made contact with my tender bud.   ;)

I didn’t feel quite like Alice playing with the Mystical Mushroom but it did tease me more pleasurably than Absolem.

This vibrator would be a must have for sex toy newbies and intermediate users.

 

 
Key Comet Wand From Jopen

Key Comet Wand From Jopen

I first spotted the Jopen Key Comet Wand whilst over at the eroFame show in Hannover at the end of last year.  Californian Exotics had a very impressive stand and I was immediately drawn to the collection of “Key” products which were displayed at the front of the stand.

It took me a while to source them in the UK because they have only just hit the stores over here but at long last I can now hold the Comet Wand in my hand.

This dildo is unlike any other I have seen in my years of adult product testing and believe me I’ve tested quite a few over the years.

Having missed the postman’s delivery I collected my dildo from the sorting office and couldn’t wait to open the white padded envelope to get to my prize.

I slipped out the sleek box within which was another, nicely branded and emblazoned with the product image and instructions on use.  Within the outer packaging was a flip top box containing the Comet Wand nestled in a high density foam liner.

Despite the packaging being well thought out in terms of design the actual quality of the packaging wasn’t going to endure much wear and tear and the storage pouch wasn’t of very good quality.

It all depends where your priorities lie, do you want a recyclable, green package or one which will withstand usage and serve for good storage?  However the Key Comet Wand is gorgeous.  :)

The Key Comet Wand is a fusion of silicone and glass, resulting in a very classy looking pleasure object.  And a functional one, the curved shape of this dildo coupled with the bulbous head promises great g-spot contact and stimulation.  ;)

Jopen Key range promises quality of materials and durability which inspire creativity but before I put the glass and silicone Comet Wand to the test here are the probing details.  Get what I did there?  Lol  Ok, I’ll stop.

The Jopen Key Comet Wand offers.

  • A durable dildo crafted from durable glass coated in velvet touch body safe silicone.
  • An ergonomic shape which is comfortable to hold and use.
  • Accurate g-spot targeting is ensured by the sleek curve of the shaft and large rounded head.
  • Temperature play is easily achieved by either warming under the warm tap or chilling in the fridge.
  • Cleansing is a breeze, simply wash with anti bac soap and dry with kitchen towel.

NOTE: this product must only be used with water based lubricants.

So for the acid test, how would my Key Comet Wand perform in the bedroom…

As the snow fell and softly landed outside illuminated by the street light I pulled the curtains together.  It was cold for the first time since Winter descended upon us, it’s been unseasonally warm for January and the chill had to hit at some point.

With the soft white fall comes the silence, for some reason all sound is dulled by the presence of snow no matter how little falls.  And for some reason I felt in a very snugly but randy state of mind.

I made my way to the bathroom to warm my Comet Wand, the glass felt particularly cold as I held it in my hand and it wasn’t going anywhere near my nether regions.  Lol  A few minutes under the warm water and it was lovely and warm.

After disrobing I slipped under the duvet clutching my prize firmly in my hand.  It’s a while since I last played with a dildo, everything is mechanised now going manual is really going back to basics.  ;)

This dildo looked like it needed assistance so I applied a small blob of lube to the tip to aid pentration and lowered my wand down to my groin.  As I pushed against my labia forcing them to split I became aware of the weight of this dildo.

The application of pressure eased the tip of the Comet Wand inside me and once penetrated the shape aided the natural pull of my vaginal muscles.  Once nuzzled inside me I was more than a little aware that my g-spot was being massaged.

I attempted to add to the sensation by moving the dildo in and out of me.  Mistake!  The curved shape of this dildo doesn’t facilitate the normal in/out motion, you have to use the curve and pull towards your groin in an arc.

Once you had discovered this action the rest is history.  All you really need to do is move the Key Comet from side to side to achieve a g-spot orgasm.  The shape and fit of this dildo requires so little input from the user which makes it an effortless toy and one which made me want to pee.  A sign that you are experiencing g-spot stimulation.

This movement was also massaging my clitoris and with very little time and effort I found myself bearing down as my orgasm manifested itself in a toe curling release.

I was pleasantly surprised by the Key Comet Wand as it fulfilled everything I wanted from a dildo twice over.  The shape and fit was perfect for me and can be compared to the vibrating version the Ophoria Beyond vibrator.  These guys have certainly done their research in terms of pleasure configuration and it shows. http://sextoysbuzz.com/vibrators/ophoria-beyond-g-spot-vibrator-review

I’m sure this dildo would work for moderate to experienced users but is certainly one to aspire to if you are a beginner.

 

 
Jopen Ego E3 Cock Ring

Jopen Ego E3 Cock Ring

There are cock rings and there are cock rings. Or if you like “penis rings” of course, but whatever you call them they are all different. This particular model is of a reasonable circumference that means you don’t feel you’re being garrotted if you have a large girth and manages to incorporate a relatively large and powerful bullet very effectively.

Let me explain.

The Jopen Ego G3 cock ring is a USB charged, silicone cock ring. The silicone used in its construction is soft and finished with a satin-matt surface that gives it a quality feel. Charging in three hours or less the Lithium ion battery provides reliable power to a vibrating mechanism that delivers thrumming, powerful stimulation to you and your partner.

Other features include a travel lock and the fact that it’s fully waterproof.

The size of the opening on the Jopen Ego really attracted me to this particular cock ring. I don’t like to be held too tight by a penis ring, either it has to be very flexible, or have a large internal diameter to begin with to appeal to me. The Jopen E3 has both, the perfect combination.

Here’s how the Ego E3 Cock Ring works.

You turn it on by pressing the clicky switch at the apex of the largest of the five segments that surround its vibrating bullet. I choose my words carefully here because the switch is nice and positive, you can tell you’ve pressed it because of the tactile and clearly audible click it makes. Discreet push-buttons are all very clever but especially when sex and lubricant is involved a positive action and feedback from controls is in my opinion essential. It rather detracts from the passionate moment if you find yourself fumbling with the controls on a sex toy.

When you’ve turned the bullet vibe on a light under the switch illuminates. The constant glow from this illuminates your love making, you certainly don’t need it to tell you that the cock ring is vibrating as even at its lowest setting the vibrations are rather powerful. Pressing and holding the button increases the power of the vibrations, the indicator light flashing faster as you do so until at top speed the light is constant. Whatever sped you choose when the button is released the light goes back to constant again. While a steady light while you’re screwing in the dark is rather kinky and illuminates your naughtiness in a very pleasing way I’m really glad the light is constant once you’ve set the speed – otherwise you’d feel like you were in a very freaky disco.

You can turn off the cock ring by pressing the button once. How do you reduce the power of vibrations? You can’t. The problem with a single button is that there are only so many functions you can cram onto it – on, off and increase is really all you need. Jopen could have added other buttons but then you’re back to a more complicated setup and distractions.

There is one final feature that the control button provides. Press it three times in succession and your cock ring is locked so it will not come on accidentally when being transported. Three times again and it unlocks ready to use. This works most of the time, though unlocking the cock ring was, I found, sometimes hit and miss. Not the end of the world.

When it comes to using the E3 Cock ring I was really impressed. As you’ll have gathered I can’t wear small/tight cock rings so with its reasonably wide opening coupled with nice soft but strong high grade silicone this one was unusually comfortable. Because of my girth it was quite tight but not the uncomfortable vein-bursting pressure that often stops me from being able to review these sex toys.

We first tried the ring missionary with the bullet above my penis and immediately realised this is a comfortable and very powerful unit. Despite the size of the vibrating section it wasn’t uncomfortable pressed between us. Far from it, the smooth curves didn’t dig in and the power of the bullet rocked us both as soon as we began to, er, enjoy ourselves.

When we switched to doggy style and I rotated the ring around the base of my penis we found the stimulation even better for us both. We ground against one another for quite a while just enjoying the stimulation!

In conclusion I have to say that I can find little negative to say about this vibrating cock ring, the occasionally temperamental travel lock perhaps it’s only flaw. I like the USB charging, it’s big enough for me but will fit most guys because the ring is nice and stretchy. The power of the vibrator is terrific and can genuinely be enjoyed by both partners without the weird gymnastics sometimes required with less powerful cock rings of inferior design. The combination of materials, shape and sheer strength of vibration means that like me you’ll be keeping this cock ring close to hand and using it often.

 

 

 
JimmyJane Form 6 G3

JimmyJane Form 6 G3

I opened my mailbox to be greeted by an invitation to try out the upgraded version of the Jimmyjane Form 6 vibrator.  Now, what else could I say but yes.  My last encounter with the Form 6 was way back in 2009 and as I recall it rocked my world.

But technology has moved on since then so how would this 2012 version fare up against today’s pleasure objects?

For now let’s focus on the improvements which have been made since my last encounters with the Form 6.  As I recall the charging base wasn’t very practical with contact between the conductive parts being flaky to say the least.  Although I know this was addressed in a later upgrade which I didn’t have the pleasure of reviewing I can only compare between my original encounter and now.

I found the charging base more compact and practical, easier to use than the previous model with sprung contacts to make the connection more reliable – but the actual instructions were lacking.  Nowhere could I find information on power level indicator lights.  The pictoral manual, whilst good at imparting information regarding multi zone charging and that a full charge is 8 hours did not indicate what you should look for in terms of your vibrator being fully charged.

I mounted my Form 6 on its charging base ensuring that contact was made with the brushed stainless collar and lights either side of the + symbol illuminated which was fine but after more than 12 hours charging the same lights were still displayed.  This made me think, was the Form 6 fully charged when it arrived?  Or is there no differential between charging and fully charged?  Which of course would not be a good idea.

( I searched on both Jimmyjane’s site and the Internet and couldn’t find any information regarding charge indication.)

Either way I decided to continue with my review regardless.

Listening to Pink on YouTube and slightly distracted by imaging what I would like to be doing with her I washed my Jimmyjane Form 6 with anti-bac soap.  Do you think that she would want to adopt the Domme roll?  If so I would have to engage in a power struggle with her.  ;)

I’m a bit of a switch, no let me rephrase that…I’m a Switch!  Love the power exchange!  Hahaha.

Whilst I dry off the Form 6 here are some points of interest…

  • Offers dual motors for simultaneous vaginal and clitoral stimulation.
  • Is reasonably quiet for the power to noise ratio.
  • Is fully submersible for cleansing and bath friendly play.
  • Has cordless recharging via its compact charging station a new feature.
  • A full charge offers up to 6+ hours of pleasure.
  • Is travel enabled with a universal power adapter, a new feature.
  • The digital vibration modes offer 5 x power levels and 6 x vibration patterns.
  • Has a new interface and power buttons for ease of use a new feature.

With a digital travel lock you can be assured not to have any embarrassing moments during travel a new feature.

The internal memory ensures that your last and most probably favourite setting is accessed as soon as you turn on.

Its dimensions are 6.8″ x 1.7″ at widest point (17.3 x 4.3cm).

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My PC continued to work its way through Pink’s playlist as I slipped under the duvet.  My Form 6 was still warm from its cleansing and I applied a little lube to the tip to ease the bulbous base inside me.  The tip felt cool as it made contact with my fleshy lips and pushed against my opening.

It disappeared inside me with a natural glide and suction and landed against my g-spot.  It was then that it occurred to me.  The controls were now inside me, most probably covered in lube and I needed to turn it on.  Not a great design idea but I had some loo roll to hand to wipe the controls clean.

I retracted the Jimmyjane Form 6 and wiped the lubed control panel then from “button memory” pressed the + control nearest me, firing the vibe in to action.  The rotational vibration at the tip and base was different and enjoyable.  ;)

May I add at this point the modes of vibration including isolation of either of the ends are excellent.  What I did have a problem with was positive selection when in use.  The buttons do seem to be small and sometimes difficult to target when in situ.

This vibrator fitted me perfectly and did exactly what a good vibe does.  It sits in place when you are hands free because it locks in to position.  I found that the curved tip of the clitoral stimulator pressed perfectly against my clitoris and all it needed was a gentle side to side roll with my index finger.

I was in fucking heaven…

Minutes later I was arching my back in to the mattress and bucking as I felt the sweet release of my orgasm and the release of the day’s tension.

In my humble opinion the Jimmyjane Form 6 G3 is a vibrator designed to fit a woman’s anatomy and offers vibratory pleasures beyond the capabilities of most vibrators on the market.  I know it isn’t a cheap vibrator but what price such exquisite pleasure.

This vibrator offers something to seasoned users like myself and the slimmer end to sex toy newbies but don’t expect the clitoral contact from the slim end that you get with the wider one.  Using the Jimmyjane the slimmer way again gives good G spot stimulation but not the same clitorally.  The more substantial end doesn’t have a curve to satisfy like the narrow end but may be just the thing for some users.  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 
Stronic Eins Vibrator

Stronic Eins Vibrator

Just as guys lust over the latest wheels I desire new vibrators.  The Stronic Eins or Stronic One made a big impression on me when I first cast my eyes on it at the eroFame show I visited at the beginning of last month.

It’s one on its own because if features a technology I haven’t seen before in my 6 ½ years of adult product reviewing and needless to say it got my juices flowing.  So the first thing I did when I got back home was to ensure that Fun Factory kept their promise to send me one and true to their word they did.

So you may be asking what’s different about this vibrator?

Well firstly, the vibratory modes are unlike any other vibrator on the market and secondly the vibrations or should I say movements are completely unique.

Let me try to explain.  This vibrator doesn’t have the same mechanics as normal vibrators which tend to provide stimulation via various trembling motions.  The Stronic offers a new drive technology which is reciprocating.  Which means rather than just vibrating it moves back and forth using a weighted mechanism.

When I fist pressed the “Fun” (I much prefer this to the “On” button.  Lol ) button and fired this vibrator up in Germany my eyes lit up and a broad smile spread across my face.  The guy from Fun Factory took great delight in my reaction and my comment that “This is the vibe most girls have been waiting a long time for”.  ;)

You can see just what I’m talking about here.

The Stronic has a weight about it but it feels robust and of good quality.  It doesn’t come with a charger, you have to buy one separately but that’s a good thing as you don’t need a charger with every toy you get so long as its from the Fun Factory Click And Charge range.  A healthy approach when people are becoming sensitive to the issues of having a greener planet.

I already had a charger from previous toys in the Fun Factory range and it was easy to attach using their latest “Click ‘n’ Charge” technology.  You just to be careful to position them carefully with your toy placed on a flat surface.

Now to amuse myself with points of interest while he charges, I’ll be right back…

Whilst I’m gone.  The Stronic Eins offers.

  • Extremely quiet but powerful thrusts of pleasure.
  • Travel lock, simply press and hold the “Fun” button for a few seconds to power On.
  • Bathroom delights, as this vibrator is waterproof.
  • Sleek organic shape which feels good in the hand and is easy to operate.
  • Is rechargeable so no need to stock up on those batteries.  ;)
  • Has a g-spot curved tip which is slimmer than the shaft to ensure you achieve accuratelytargeted FUN!
  • Offers 10 pleasure modes, including 3 x Algorithmic, 3 x Constant, 3 x Dynamic and a Sales mode.
  • Is easily operated via the – & + controls when in situ.  ;)
  • With a quick termination (should you be discovered) simply press the “Fun” button.
  • A full charge takes 16 hours but you should rarely need to if you keep your vibe topped up.

Now for some dimensions.

It’s 9” in length with 5” of insertable silicone shaft.

Has a clitoral bump of 2” for external stimulation.

Offers you an ample girth of 5.5”, for a truly fulfilling experience.

Is available in Deep Violet & Deep Violet if you like to colour coordinate your toys.  ;)   I’m more of a violet girl.  Lol

So what did violet girl think to the new Stronic Eins.

It was damp, dark and misty outside.  Kids up and down the country were trick or treating and I was certainly up for some “treating”.

I pulled the curtains as a mere formality as it was dark except for the light offered by the street lights.  It was all hallows eve and I felt as horny as fuck.  No demons and ghosts were going to thwart my quest for enjoyment.

Suze wouldn’t be offering any treats to those pesky kids for a good while.  lol

The very thought of playing with the Stronic Eins already had me wet and willing but from experience I know a little lube adds to the pleasure.  I popped a drop of lube on the tip and wiped the excess off on to my clitoris.

I placed the tip of the vibrator against my opening and felt myself being stretched slightly by the ample girth of the Stronic Eins.  Just the way I like my cock.  Once inside the tip nestled against my g-spot and the nub of the vibrator nuzzled against my clitoris.

All systems go so far.  How would he perform?  I was soon to find out as I powered him up and I felt the almighty thrusting action get to work on my vaginal opening, g-spot and clitoris in one mighty surge of power.

This felt good.  This felt like I was actually being fucked!

The Stronic Eins is the closest a vibrator has come to emulating the real thing.  My cunt was enjoying the deep humming and thrusting between my legs.  I left the palm of my hand over the handle as it went to work.  The weight of this vibrator dictates that you need to hold it in place.  Not a problem as I was now moving through the modes.

And it didn’t take me long to find one which made me take in a deep breath.  The vibrations started in the clitoral stimulating node and moments later merged in to a rapid fucking motion travelling through the shaft.  OMG!

With this vibe there is no need to twist, rock or plunge, just let the Stronic Eins take care of you.  The clitoral buzzing followed by the deep thrusts soon had me edging close to orgasm.  Then I held my breath as moments later sweet release followed.

I would like to say a big thank you to Fun Factory for developing a vibrator which we girls have waited years for.  It really is revolutionary and breathtaking in use.

If you are looking for a good fuck then look no further than the Stronic Eins, you won’t be disappointed.

Because of the girth and pure power of the Fun Factory Eins I would recommend it for moderate to experienced vibrator users but certainly one to put on the “To Do” list for sex toy newbies (just not as their first vibe) because I believe everyone should experience this uniquely pleasurable experience at some point in their life.

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BGood Deluxe Vibrator

BGood Deluxe Vibrator

I have just returned from the adult industry’s premier event eroFame in Hannover.  After 3 days of networking I’ve not only come away with lots of new contacts I’ve also brought home a bag of goodies including this vibrator from bswish.

Because I brought the BGood home in just a tote bag to avoid exceeding my luggage allowance on my flight back I can’t comment on the packaging which I left on the bswish stand.  But I did bring home the black storage bag which isn’t made of satin or velvet but some cheap nylon napped replacement.  It may be a good idea to review this, looks good but doesn’t feel like quality.

I’ve also got several other products in the range coming my way from the US when my contact sends them out.  Exhibitors travel light and rarely have spare toys you are able to take away from the stand.  I was lucky they had one I could bring home, test and write a sex toy review about.

It’s a while since I last tested a bswish product and this one caught my attention on the stand because of its low frequency vibrations which made my hand tingle as I held it.  Always a good sign.  ;)

I just realised not only didn’t I get the box for this product but I didn’t get the manual either…I’m so glad we have the Internet.  Hold on a moment whilst I go check out the BGood Deluxe’s features…

…I’m back.

Your BGood Deluxe offers…

  • Silent but deep vibrations facilitating discreet moments of pleasure.
  • Has an independent On/Off button and Mode button, great for quick shut off should the need arise.
  • Feels good to hold with its sleek easy to use design, all the controls are accessible with a single finger action.
  • With a seamless velvet finished silicone shaft and chiselled ABS plastic handle this product gives the feel of a quality product.
  • Operates via 2 x AAA batteries which are easily inserted and replaced in the power chamber.
  • With 3 x speeds, 1 x escalation & 2 x pulsation settings you are sure to be good for the rest of the day, sorry for the pun.  No I’m not.  Lol
  • Is waterproof so you can take it in to the bathroom for some good clean fun.  ;)
  • Offers 13cm of insertable length and has a maximum diameter of 11.5cm.

Now on with the play.

The beauty about working from home is that I can slip off from my office and give vibrator a good testing without disturbance, apart from the cat who has been known to make an occasional appearance on the bed next to me.  Lol

The bedroom was dimly light as the rain fell heavily outside which added to the excitement of stealing myself away for some mid morning fun.  I pulled the curtains to avoid the gaze of passers by and pulled back the duvet.

I slipped off my jeans and panties, disgarding them to the bedroom floor in a dishevelled heap and slipped under the cool duvet.  It was cold now but within moments it would be warm with my body heat.

The BGood vibrator was sitting on top of my bedside drawers eagerly awaiting my attention, pre loaded, washed and ready for action.

On a day like this some thigh action would be required to prepare my vibe for action.  I reached out taking hold of the vibe and pulled it deep under the covers till it came to rest between my pale white thighs.

It wasn’t long before it took on my body heat.

With only 2 controls to remember, starting up the BGood couldn’t have been simpler. I pressed the On button whilst the tip was resting on my clit and momentarily gasped at the prospect of having this vibrator inside me.  J

Clit still tingling I pushed the tip of the BGood against my moist opening and it slipped inside me with ease.  As the vibe travelled in side me the vibrations massaged my vaginal walls and once in place I could feel the resonance so deep that even my anus seemed to vibrate.

Because the BGood isn’t designed to massage the g-spot I concentrated on what it is good at massaging the vaginal opening.  I pressed the button a couple of times to the escalating mode and immediately knew it was the one for me as my heart started to race.

I accompanied the strong waves of vibration which were now rippling through my pelvic region right through to my ass with some in and out thrusts, just gently to savour the waves of vibration which were now working their magic on me.

Now close to orgasm I needed to add just a little more sensory action, I spat on my finger and managed to place it over my clit before the saliva ran off.  OMG!  That was just what I needed.  The perfect accompaniment to the BGood.

Aghhhhh!  Hmmmm.

Well girls, all I can say is this vibrator isn’t challenging to use in terms of size and certainly is easy to operate.  The vibrations offered are bone-shakingly good and the size not too much for the first timer.  That said if you haven’t owned a vibrator before this one may just blow your socks off so handle with care.  lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Lelo Ina 2 Vibrator

Lelo Ina 2 Vibrator

It’s quite a while since I did a sex toy review for the original Lelo Ina, so I was delighted when Lelo approached me to test and review the all new, upgraded Lelo Ina 2.  Just one moment while I check just how long ago that was now, got me thinking…it was almost 2 years ago that I first reviewed her.

OMG!  Is it really that long ago?

I opened the packaging to reveal a slimmer but more elongated external box than the original with the LELO ident in the centre of the front and a slightly larger than life image of the Ina on the rear.  No doubting which product is concealed within.  ;)

Within the outer packaging is the classy signature matt black box with embossed LELO logo.  I slipped off the lid to reveal a sumptuous black velvet interior housing the Ina.  To the far end secured in its own compartment was the International charger, instruction booklet, black satin pouch for storage, a sachet of lube and a credit card style product registration card.  In fact everything you need to send you on your way to pleasure.

I couldn’t wait to get started but first…

…wait a moment and I will hunt out my Lelo Ina 1…

…I’m back.  Visually there are several differences to note if you are a bit of a toy buff, like me.  ;)

  • The Ina 2 has a longer insertable section than its predecessor, aiding g-spot targeting.
  • There is a winder gap between the main shaft of the vibrator and the rabbit in the later edition.
  • I noted in my review of the Ina 1 that the rabbit was quite rigid and inflexible, this has been addressed in this latest version.  The rabbit vibe is far more flexible and yielding to your shape.

One aspect of the Lelo Ina I do wish they would change is the charging point.  I would like to see them using inductive charging which doesn’t involve “plugging in” your pleasure product.  Personally, I find the rubber tab with bung cheapens the appearance of an otherwise classy product.

In the interests of this review I felt that I had to retrieve my original Ina for comparison.  When I pressed the power button there was still power in her after almost 2 years of storage.  Quite amazing that a pleasure product should work after all that time but that is a testament to the quality of Lelo’s products, they are built to such a high standard that they endure.  Much to our delight, eh ladies ?  ;)

So I could make a fair comparison I needed to charge my original Ina, whilst she’s on charge lets take a look at the features of the Lelo Ina 2.

  • Offers 8 modes of vibration with 8 speed settings, plenty of fun for everyone.
  • One 2 hour charge can provide up to 4 hours of pleasure.
  • Is waterproof for a little fun in the bathroom.
  • Has two powerful but quiet motors to stimulate and arouse.
  • Is fully controllable with a single finger via a 4 button control panel.
  • Perfectly curved for g-spot stimulation.
  • Flexible rabbit stimulator with independent motor.

Now all that’s out of the way let’s slip off to the bedroom for some fun.  You coming?  I know I will be.  *grin*

Before the fun commences lets turn both Ina’s on and see if I can tell the difference in power.  I held in the + button on both vibes and it soon became apparent that the later edition was far more powerful.  In fact it left my hand tingling for a while after holding the tip.

Oooh, this is going to be so good.  ;)

One thing you do need to do before commencing play is to memorise the positions of the speed buttons and the modes so you can play without being distracted without thinking too much about which button to press.

I slipped out of my clothes and snuggled under the duvet forgetting to pull the curtains in my eagerness.  Lol  It didn’t matter I just wouldn’t be able to have my porn accompaniment as the television is viewable from the street below.

After applying a small drop of lube to the tip of the Ina 2 I pushed her inside me until the rabbit came to rest against my now aroused clit.  The flexible rabbit fitted snugly unlike its predecessor which always felt a bit rigid and unyielding –  unlike this superior later model.

A few presses of the mode button found a fantastic escalating and circulating mode which was now playing havoc with my clit.  The curve of the main shaft had targeted my g-spot with precision.  I became aware of my quickness of breath as the vibrator got to work on me.

The addition of shallow stabbing motions allowed me to both massage my clitoris and g-spot without loosing contact with the vibrations which were surging through me.  My heart was now beating with excitement and my toes curling down towards the bed as a few more motions of the Ina 2 brought me to a spine tingling orgasm.

The power increase and more flexible rabbit make this an exceptional pleasure object which will proudly sit in my bedside draw for years to come and come and…

This vibrator is unchallenging in size and therefore would suit all levels of user but you do have to make yourself conversant with the controls before you start to avoid “orgasm disruption”.

Lelo I can’t think of anything I would improve with the Ina 2 but I know you clever people will think of something.  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar Vibrator

Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar Vibrator

I had to test this toy because the packaging is a bit of a mind fuck…so who knows what will transpire in the bedroom.  ;)   When the package arrived via white van man I couldn’t wait to run upstairs to my office and open it.

Inside I found an embossed sleeve emblazoned with gold writing and product information and a relief image of the Pleasurepillar vibrator.  When the external cover was slipped off a faux bamboo box containing the Pleasurepillar vibe was revealed.

Once inside you discover your pleasure product encased in a magnetic clasped box with Wonderland in gold lettering and images from the famous tale captured on the front.  The product packaging is very creative and inviting to open.

The front of the box opens to reveal a forward for the Wonderland range in a storybook style and your vibrator secured in its white velveteen case.  Doc Johnson have managed to capture the fun and excitement of the famous tale and embody it in this range of 5 vibrators.

So let the story unfold but first I’ll share some interesting facts about our friend the Pleasurepillar.

  • Has an easy to operate single push button interface which leaves your other hand free to do other things.  ;)
  • Offers 10 functions comprising of 3 x speeds, 1 x escalating and 6 pulsation settings.  Oooh, something for us all there don’t you think?
  • Extend your play to the bathroom because this vibrator is waterproof.
  • Is easily powered off in an emergency by holding the push button in for 2 seconds.
  • Has an LED push button control for under cover guidance.  Lol
  • With a g-spot curve you know that your are sure to be on target when it comes to pleasure.
  • Is the perfect size for a handbag or pocket for mobile fun.
  • Quiet in operation for discreet satisfaction.

Now time to slip off to my bedroom for some wriggly playtime…

No laying on top of the duvet tonight, it’s quite cold as we descend in to Autumn.  I slip out of my clothes, discarding them to the bedroom floor.   It’s warm under the duvet but my Pleasurepillar vibrator  is cold laying on top of my bedside drawers.

I grab my vibe, open my legs and place it between the warm flesh of my thighs to take on my body heat.  The silicone is cold as it presses against my flesh…brrr.  A few minutes should see my vibrator reach a comfortable temperature to use on this cold evening.

Alex is out with work colleagues and I need a quick fix for this desire to cum.

After all these years of sex toy testing and reviewing I still get a kick out of self servicing my needs.  ;)   It makes me feel a little naughty, perhaps dirty, for being able to satisfy my own needs.  This all adds to the experience.

Reaching between my legs I feel for the Pleasurepillar and it feels ready for use, undistinguishable heat-wise from my own body’s flesh as I brush my hand over my inner thigh.  Perfect for use.

The street light outside my illuminates my bedroom as the last of the day’s sun settles behind the horizon.  It’s still and quiet outside, making me focus all the more on my own secret bedroom antics.  It still amuses me after all these years to know that my day job is pleasure and nobody around me knows.  Somewhere in this quiet suburb a lady is enjoying the pleasures of “the vibrator” and nobody knows.

I pressed the button in the base of the Wonderland Pleasurepillar and smiled as my duvet tent became illuminated by a blue glow.  My sex toy was now buzzing accompanied by a light show.

The vibrations offered by the Wonderpillar whilst being varied aren’t quiet as strong as other similar products, a good thing for those who are sensitive to the stimulation on offer but for me took a while to hit the spot.

Aided by circular movement of the Pleasurepillar I found my sweet spot and therefore my sweet release.

This vibrator isn’t so much for the seasoned user but is more suited to the beginner to moderate user.  It’s unchallenging in size and therefore really does tick all the boxes for the sex toy newbie.

 
Fun Factory G4 Calla Vibrator

Fun Factory G4 Calla Vibrator

It’s a while since I tested and reviewed a Fun Factory sex toy so I was quite excited to receive one of the latest G4 sex toys to review.  And the packaging has undergone a complete revamp since the last product I tested, the outer sleeve has the feel of the 1950’s yet brought right up to date even incorporating a QR code linking to further product information, check out the link here

A nice touch is the cheeky reference to a pearl necklace in one of the images.  ;)   However some of the feature icons don’t quite hit the mark and had me guessing what they represented which I suppose can add an element of fun, Lol.  Some were obvious but others went wide of the mark, so whereas most were understandable whatever language you speak, one or two we unintelligible and had to be guessed at.

Once the outer cover was slipped off I was quite disappointed with the inner packaging which was flimsy and cheap in appearance, card with a plastic inner housing the G4 Calla vibe.  But I suppose you could argue that Fun Factory produce high quality products at reasonable prices.

Let’s take a look at the Calla’s features before sneaking off for a crafty wank.

Unfortunately you will have to consult the manual because the box reveals little about the product.  The second language is English so I was quickly able to read the Calla’s info…

Take note if you need to fully charge your vibe then it will take around 6 hours, so plan ahead to ensure you have enough juice to make your flow.  ;)   I had charged mine through the afternoon so by early evening it was read to go and so was I.

The Calla is a very attractive organic looking vibrator which takes its name from the Calla Lily.  It has a stepped shaft with a wide flange at the base for clitoral stimulation.  The addition of a finger loop in the base helps ensure that you don’t loose your grip in the height of ecstasy.

Before I slip off to the bedroom and get all hot and sticky here are the Calla’s features for your perusal.

  • Features easy to operate + & – buttons which can be operated blindly with your fingertips.
  • Offers 6 powerful constant speed settings and 4 vibratory patterns to choose from.
  • Reacts to touch, illuminating the control panel ready for use.
  • With finger loop there is no need to loose a grip even when fully lubed up.  ;)
  • Comes with or without the charger so you don’t end up with a cupboard full of them when you have stocked up on the full Fun Factory range.

It was turning dusk as I entered the bedroom, pulling the curtains to as I fly on my jeans.  I was soon sans clothing and slipping under the welcoming duvet.  The room was semi dark and I could hear the tracks playing on YouTube next door as Alex beavered away at the keyboard.

Sounds from the 80’s and wanking seem to go hand in hand with each other.  ;)  

Because the finish on the Calla is more of a napped, velvety one I applied a little lube to aide insertion.  She slipped inside me with ease and being stubby I felt full and slightly stretched as the hilt came to rest on my clitoris.

With my Calla now sitting in my steamy pussy I pressed the + button to fire up the vibrations and boy I wasn’t ready for that!  The low resonance of the vibrations rippled through me with intensity.  I’ve found that high frequency vibrations aren’t as effective and I have to find an escalating mode but with the Calla I was perfectly happy using the constant speed setting.  It felt good as it rumbled between my legs.

I upped the speed by holding down the + button and steadily moving up to the highest speed.  There was no need to check out the vibration patterns I was already on my way to seventh heaven.  As the base pressed against my clitoris I added a rocking back and forth motion which both served to rub my inner vaginal wall and my clit and soon had my toes curling.  ;)

The vibrations were so strong that my fingers were now starting to tingle along with my clit.  A few more movements too and thro and I was ready to let go.  I spasmed as the all encompassing orgasm tore right through me, starting at my toes and working its way through my pelvic girdle.

My heart was racing, my breaths rapid and I had a glow about me as I pressed the – button to turn off the G4 Calla.  She had secured a place in my bedside draw after a performance like that.

This vibrator is powerful and would be a good toy for a moderate to pro user like myself.  A toy newbie may be a little overwhelmed at the sheer power offered but if they are ready to jump in at the deep end then I would certainly recommend the G4 Calla.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Leaf Bloom Vibrator

Leaf Bloom Vibrator

I never tire of opening the ecofriendly packaging Leaf products come in.  For those who didn’t read my previous review, there vibrators are encased in a solid magnetic clipped cardboard finished box embellished with the company logo and an image of the toy within.

Within the box itself is a multi language user manual, an adaptable plug in charger for use around the world, a hessian bag and the Bloom vibrator.

And now to the Leaf Bloom vibrator, it’s beautifully, organically shaped to resemble a flower in bud and within hides a secret.  The Leaf houses not one motor but 2, one housed in each end of the vibrator.  My head is now rushing with the potential play possibilities for this toy.

Featuring a flexible shaft or should we call it “stem” you can use the Bloom independently as a clit vibe or g-spot vibe or bend the tip round so you stimulate both pleasure zones at once.  It’s such a versatile sex toy.

Here are the botanical facts about the Bloom to amuse you whilst I go and the lube.

  • Features twin independent motors housed in each end.
  • Has separate speed controls for each motor.
  • A 2 hour charge gives up to 1.5 hours of play.
  • Has a flexible shaft offering the ability to stimulate two pleasure zones simultaneously.
  • Is fully waterproof for floral displays in the bathroom.
  • Powerful but quiet vibrations.

Now it’s time to let my Bloom meet my bush.  Lol

It was a warm day and no need to snuggle under the duvet, I just pulled the bedroom curtains to save my modesty.  Oh, and not get arrested for watching porn and frigging in the afternoon.  ;)

I was soon sans jeans and panties and reclining back on top of the bed, Bloom grasped tightly in my hand.  A brief thought about the possibility of my cat coming in to the room and pouncing on me and my toy glanced through my thoughts.  As you may be aware he’s a bit of a nutter.

Undeterred, I pressed the first speed button and the larger of the two heads began to vibrate.  I found holding my finger over the button increased the speed.  Now on full I pressed the tip against my clit and it felt good as I focused the vibrations on my aroused nub.

Now to try inserting the head inside me.  I placed the tip at my opening enjoying the vibrations rippling through my vaginal opening.  As applied pressure the head slipped in to me and my vaginal muscles pulled it deep inside me, I felt the slight jolt as they closed behind the head of the Bloom.

I increased the intensity of the g-spot stimulation by clasping the head with my PC muscles.  It was now totally in my control as I let go and then pulled it against my wall repeatedly.  The flexible stem enabled me to push the smaller head against my now swollen and demanding clitoris.

It was good to note that Swan the creators of the Bloom had considered the controls and they were situated on the back.  So many times I have encountered the problem that when the toy is in use changing the settings is awkward due to there positioning once in place.

The dual vibrations now worked their magic on me.  Adding a slight  wiggle to the clitoral vibrator had me gasping for breath, orgasm was imminent.  At this tipping point I wished that the Leaf Bloom offered vibratory patterns too because that would have sealed the deal there and then.

But it was ok, I could wait…

And it paid off.  Moments later I was tensing and curling my toes as I felt the orgasm ripple through me all the way from my tingling toes to my scalp.

The Leaf Bloom is an ideal first toy because it’s non-challenging size wise and looks nothing like a conventional vibrator.  It can be used in a multitude of ways too which also makes it a good vibe for a seasoned user too.  Simply press the button and use your imagination.

 

 

 
Lelo Tor II

Lelo Tor II

Don’t blink because you might miss this sex toy review :-)

The Lelo Tor II is a high quality silicone cock ring that commands a premium price – and from a point of view of design and build quality it deserves the high ticket price. Custom built and not thrown together from semi-standard far-eastern components this is a sex toy worthy of the Lelo name.

The Lelo Tor II is rechargeable via the country specific charge adapter supplied with each unit. In the box you will also find a sachet of lube (or as Lelo would have it – personal moisturiser) and the instructions/guarantee. The final item is a satin draw string bag for you to store the Tor II in when it’s not in use.

When charged you can control the speed and program (six modes are available) by using the + and – buttons, one either side of the vibrating bullet. You can lock the TOR II on one programme by holding both buttons simultaneously, a feature common to many Lelo sex toys. The vibrations are intense, so far as I can tell and because of the quality of the battery the Tor II will stay charged for a long time. I know, I charged it as soon as I got it and it’s still going strong now, weeks later.

So why has it taken this long to test such an obviously high quality sex toy? The answer is a single word – Size!

I am just above average penis size at 7.5 inches when erect, however the Tor is way too small for me. The instructions suggest not wearing this cock ring for more than an hour. If I had managed to get the cock ring to the base of my hard penis I would have had to cut it off in a few minutes before it caused serious discomfort. The instructions tell you that it can be worn around the cock and scrotum, behind the testicles; I’m not sure how!

I tried, I really did. I warmed the silicone up, used plenty of lube and even left it stretched over the top of a large bottle of lube for a fortnight. Sadly the high quality medical grade silicone cock ring simply returned to its original cock-clenching size.

It’s a pity that I could not test this cock ring and I suppose that it would suit average to small sized penises but for me it was just a case of admiring an obviously well made cock ring and wondering what it would be like if only I could wear it.

 

 

 
Pipedream Spread Em Bar & Cuff Set

Pipedream Spread Em Bar & Cuff Set

I didn’t know quite what to expect when requested this set for sex toy test and review.  We’ve never played with anything quite like this, yes we’ve used restraints in the past but nothing quite so hardcore.  And I was looking forward to using the Spread Em Bar & Cuff Set, the thought of new sexual experiences is so exciting.  ;)

Of course this is a toy which you really need a partner to explore because there is no way you are going to be able to fasten those cuffs let alone undo them at the end of your BDSM experience.

As I opened the padlock on the zipped canvas bag I felt ever so slightly naughty and kinky.  I zipped open the case to reveal the contents, 4 neoprene cuffs and two chromed bars with internal chains and attachment hoops set at points along their lengths.

The bars weren’t heavy duty but certainly felt sturdy and capable of restraining the most resistant of slaves.  That would be me then.  Lol

This kit is very versatile, you can wear either of the spreader bars individually or tether them for a hog tie type experience.  The cuffs are soft, strong and fully adjustable but more importantly don’t bite in to the skin.

Additionally there is a collar which can be attached to the smaller wrist spreader bar utilising the previously mentioned nylon webbing tether.  As you can begin to appreciate this set is fully configurable to your bondage needs.

So to recap the Spread Em Bar & Cuff Set comprises…

  • Canvass storage bag complete with padlock to keep your set safe.
  • 1 x spreader Bar 62.5cm.
  • 1 x spreader Bar 30cm.
  • 4 x neoprene adjustable cuffs.
  • 1 x blindfold for added sensory deprivation.

We turned up the central heating to get the bedroom nice and warm before I lay naked and prostrate on top of the duvet awaiting my bondage experience, not quite knowing what to expect.  Alex entered the room shortly after and proceeded to blindfold me which left me feeling ever so slightly vulnerable but excited at the same time.

What was he going to do to me?

My heart beat raised a little as I felt a soft touch upon my inner thigh.  It kind of tickled but felt like a comforting finger running lightly over my flesh.  I couldn’t conceal my arousal as my nipples hardened and my flesh developed goose bumps.

Then I felt the placement of cuffs around my wrists and I pulled my hands in opposite directions to feel the tension on the neoprene cuffs.  I was tethered and it felt so good.  Next there were warm hands on my ankles as the cuffs tightened around me.  Then the sound of the clip being drawn back on the tether and my legs being raised in the air to meet my hands.

I could feel the pull on my limbs but at the same time they felt comfortably supported, not at all what I expected.  It added to the restrictive naughtiness of the situation which added to the stimulation and heightening of my senses especially with my sight being impaired.  ;)

I was just becoming accustomed to having my limbs held high like a rag doll as something hard and warm filled my pussy.  Alex slipped his erect penis inside me and that pushed me over the edge, the sensual bombardment was all too much and after only a few strokes my first orgasm gripped me.

He continued to fuck me mercilessly as I dug my finger nails in to the soft flesh on his back.  It was a good job the neighbours were away because I moaned like a whore as he continued his onslaught on my wet pussy.

My flesh tingled, my heart beat so fast I though it would break free from its confines as I came over and over again.

Now sat here with a smile on my face I strongly recommend that you give this restraint set a try because it’s an experience every couple should try at least once.

 
Leaf Vitality From Swan

Leaf Vitality From Swan

I’m always happy to receive a brand new vibrator to the market for sex toy testing and review.  And I couldn’t wait to get my hands on the Leaf Vitality having only seen it briefly when I was over in Holland for a business/pleasure trip.

It arrived whilst I was out and once I retrieved it from my neighbours I rushed up to my office to do the official opening.  I don’t usually make a point of mentioning the packaging and presentation of a product unless it is outstanding or unusual and in this case it was both.  I’m loving the botanical themed, organic shape.  :)

The Vitality was packaged in a sturdy box which resembled brown paper or card and gave an air of being “green” – certainly a fresh look. The lid is secured by a hidden magnetic fastening.  So far so good.  I opened the box to find a nicely presented manual contained within a black Velcroed document sleeve.  Obviously all alluding to the “Natural Pleasure” that Swan are using as their strap line.

I removed the manual to reveal the contents of the box.  The Vitality was sealed in its own plastic bag as was the charger and multiple adapters, which is useful as I can now recharge my vibe no matter which continent I’m in.  ;)

And there was a sweet drawstring canvas bag emblazoned with the Leaf logo in which to store my Vitality.  They thought of everything didn’t they?

The “Leaf” experience up to now has been very impressive and refreshingly different.

Let’s study exactly what this vibrator has to offer in closer detail…

  • Offers up to 1.5 hours of vibratory pleasure for just one 2 hour charge and even better no batteries to buy.
  • Comes complete with multi zone charger so you can keep her topped up and ready to go wherever you may be in the world.  ;)
  • Both “Fronds” powered by individual motors for a fully configurable vibratory experience.
  • With two manipulable pleasure fronds facilitating experimental play.
  • Featuring “Press & Hold” technology for functionality and ease of use.

It’s a long time since anything new and innovative came on the scene and I’m excited about trying this new vibrator, come with me to my boudoir.

Take a seat, I’ll pull the curtains to.

I cast aside my jeans and panties, leaving my jumper and bra on.  It was a cold day and my need for pleasure didn’t overrule my head when it comes to being warm.  Lol  The central heating was on but only just cutting it through the cold Winter temperatures, or maybe I was feeling the cold.

My Vitality felt cold to the touch when I retrieved her from the top of my bedside drawers so I took her between my legs for a while…

I pressed the top control and the larger frond started to vibrate, I depressed the button holding it down for a while until the desired speed was found and did the same with the lower control.  One frond was longer than the other and I thought I would attempt a dual vibratory clitoral experience on my clitoris but this didn’t work using both pleasure fronds didn’t work as they couldn’t be wrapped around the clitoris.

With a little bit of ingenuity, I realised that the two fronds were best deployed on both my clitoris and vaginal penetration.  Orientation was the key to good dual stimulation and I found that the larger frond worked best on my clit whilst the smaller was good for shallow vaginal penetration and stimulation.

The dual stimulation felt so good, the flexibility of the arms of the Vitality facilitate excellent vaginal play and experimentation.  I depressed both buttons to the max and moved the Vitality from side to side simultaneously stimulating my clit and vagina…FUCK!

That’s how good it felt as my toes curled and my clit and cunt buzzed with the quiet but powerful vibrations.  A few sideways flicks had me convulsing as my orgasm took hold and rendered me senseless.  ;)

The Vitality is a good all rounder which can please the amateur to the most demanding pleasure seeker.   Just remember, you need to press the button quickly and let go if you wish to terminate the vibrations.  ;)

Play…have fun.

 

 
Multi Wanachi Massager

Multi Wanachi Massager

When I asked for the Wanachi vibrator to be sent out to me for review I had no idea how big it was.  I’ve tried and tested the over sized option of this type of massager the Hitachi Magic Wand and wasn’t impressed at its cumbersome size.  As I like to refer to it, it’s like taking a sledge hammer to crack a nut in terms of clitoral stimulation but it’s one hell of a back massager which is the only thing I use mine for these days.

The Wanachi falls somewhere in the middle in terms of size, not being as large as the Hitachi but not as small as the Fairy Wand I have tested.  It falls between the two and therefore appears to be ideal for both jobs and comes complete with interchangeable heads.

I’ve also experienced the Hitachi’s interchangeable heads which were made of some form of gel which had a nasty smell and stickiness about it that just put me right off.  Not so with the heads for the Multi Wanachi, they are twice as good, being made of ABS plastic for rigidity and coated in silicone for body friendly play.

And Pipedream have taken the whole interchangeable head thing one step further and made them screw on so they remain secure and carry the vibrations better than a soft headed vibrator.

Overall I was impressed with the build quality and the fact that this battery operated toy unlike its bigger counterpart can be used in water.  Try that with a Hitachi Magic Wand and your bathtime will never be the same again, illuminating!  Lol

I’ll go and wash the Wanchi down whilst you read the important bits.

The Multi Wanachi offers…

  • Multi speed vibrations, 9 in total.
  • 3 interchangeable heads for targeted pleasure.
  • Easy to operate with a simple push button control.
  • Is easy to position with its flexible head.
  • Is waterproof for a little bathroom pleasure.
  • Is operated via 2 x C batteries.

I decided to go with the head which resembled my favourite Muppet, Gozon.  Lol  The hooked shaped probe looked like it would possibly double up as a shallow vaginal massager as well as a clit vibe.

To take full advantage of my new toy I ran a bath and slipped in to the warm water retrieving the Wanachi from the side of the bath.  It soon took on the warmth of the water and I introduced the tip to my clit, rubbing it gently up and down over my fleshy hood.

Several presses of the control took my massager in to a vibratory pattern which soon had my clit pulsing.  How good did it feel to be caressed by the fragrant warm water whilst my clit was being teased with the powerful vibrations.

I ran the head of the Wanachi down to my opening and attempted to push the tip in and much to my dismay the angle of the tip wasn’t quite right and stopped the head penetrating me.  Shame I would have liked to feel the head massage my vaginal opening.

Back to the clit it was.  I settled down against the end of the bath once more and with eyes closed I ran the hook of the head up and down my clitoral hood between my puffy labia.  It felt good., as the curved tip nuzzled between my pussy lips.

The combined weight of the Wanachi and the vibratory pattern soon had my tingling from top to toe and release was imminent.  I pushed my feet against the bottom of the bath as I tilted my pelvis upwards. Pressing my clit firmly against the tip of the vibrator.

With the applied pressure the vibrations were even more enhanced and I found myself spasming as my orgasm gripped me.  I now had both hands on my massager, keeping it firmly in place over my throbbing clit.  As my little pink bud became post orgasmicaly sensitive I had to turn off my Wanachi and remove it from between my legs.

This vibrator is not the smallest I’ve used but it is versatile with its interchangeable heads and would suit all levels of user because you only need to take things as far as you like.  I will certainly be testing the other beaded head which looks like it would be more suited to vaginal penetration than the one I tested and then there is another head for later…

 

 

 
Wild G Clitoral Vibrator

Wild G Clitoral Vibrator

If you’re looking for an affordable and highly effective novelty to add something to your sex life or sex toys collection, then you could certainly do a lot worse than the Wild G Clitoral Vibrator.

  • Total length – 10 1/4 inches
  • Insertable length – 5 1/4 inches
  • Maximum width – 1 3/4 inches

Weighing in at an impressive 10 ¼” x 1 ¾”, this clitoral and g-spot vibrator may seem slightly intimidating at first glance, but the soft silicone material of the shaft, three speed setting and thick clitoral thumb features make it a must have vibrator, even for first timers.

The twirling metal beads at the base and gyrating head along with the clitoral stimulator induces an extremely powerful orgasm. It is not advisable to use this one as a ‘warm up’ vibrator as it usually brings on a very fast and intense climax that it won’t leave you wanting more, for a while anyway!

That is not to say that it cannot be enjoyed as a couple as you can both enjoy lubing up and finding out what and where it works best to get you there. You can switch between rotation and vibration, rotate in opposite direction and turn on and off the ticklers to experiment with stimulating all your pleasure points.

Another advantage is that it is shower proof and, although not the quietest, not as noisy as you would expect from something of its power and size. The batteries are contained within the base making it a bit on the heavy side, but sturdy and easy to maintain.

If you’re looking for both clitoral and vaginal stimulation the Wild G will tick both boxes and it is one of the largest, in terms of girth, of its type on the market. It regularly tops the best sellers lists and for good reason. Enjoy!

 
Pipedreams Icicles No 18 Glass Dildo

Pipedreams Icicles No 18 Glass Dildo

In this world of fancy dancy vibrators which swivel, pulse, twist and turn it’s nice every now and then to strip it all back and sex toy review a manual product.  And it’s exciting to revert back to manual stimulation.  ;)

I was looking forward to getting back to basics with this beautifully hand blown glass dildo it has everything I would be looking for in a glass dildo.  With its g-spot curve, stimulatory nodduled shaft and pretty flower embellished handle I simply couldn’t wait to get my hands on it.

The Icicles No 18 Glass Dildo is not only a wonderfully functional toy but also a delight to look at and let’s not forget that it’s also very reasonably priced considering you have a friend for life in this time of recession.

Glass dildos are a very practical product and so versatile I have noted in detail the advantages of owning the Icicles No 18 Glass Dildo below.

  • Has g-spot seeking shape shaft for targeted pleasure.
  • The raised nodules add to your arousal and stimulation.
  • The bulbous handle sits nicely in your hand and provides sturdy grip when in use.
  • Can be used with a vibrating cock ring over the handle for added stimulation.
  • Holds all types of lube well.
  • Is easily cleansed being made of non porous glass.
  • Enjoy additional temperature stimulation by holding under a warm or cold tap for a few minutes.
  • Is silent in use for those times when you have visitors staying over. Even if you aren’t  ;)
  • It looks good sitting on your coffee table and what a conversation piece.  Lol
  • If cared for should last you a life time.

…the bed was still warm, I could hear the shower running in the distance…

…my Icicles No 18 was so close…

I reached under my pillow and retrieved my dildo, it felt weight and cold…I was hot.  He had just fucked me in to submission but somehow I had bounced back and felt horny all over again.

The glass dildo felt cold against my thighs as they closed in on the curved glass.  My pussy was still pulsing from the hard doggy style fucking it had just been subjected to and oh so moist.  ;)

As the head of my Icicles No 18 Dildo slipped in to me I could sense the cold bent glass graze against my g-spot.  The nodules on the shaft massaged my vaginal passage, which felt good.  I haven’t mentioned the weight of this toy, it feels heavy and substantial in the hands and even more so in my pussy.

It slipped inside me with ease, riding the wave of Alex’s cum left their only minutes ago.  No need for lube.  ;)   I now had the lobe of the glass dildo in my hand, the tip resting against my g-spot making me feel like I needed to pee (quite normal with g-spot stimulation).

In the distance I could hear the heavy fall of water in the bathroom as Alex soaped up his hair.  LiItle did he know that his girl was getting some extra curricular work in.

I pulled gently on the glass dildo, enjoying the feel of the cool glass running over me internally and emerging moist and scented.  The musky aroma of Alex’s issue filling my nostrils adding to my arousal, heightening my pleasure.

After a few slow, tentative movements I started to fuck myself with a desire…the desire to come.

Now I had gone beyond the initial feeling of wanting to take a pee, I was tingling.  I incorporated the in and out with a 45 degree twist on the dildo and OMG!  This was now stimulating my vaginal opening and my g-sopt, pushing me closer to the edge and it didn’t take long to push me over.

The combination of movement, twist and weight of this superior dildo soon had me oozing with hot sticky come.

This was a complete departure from my normal reviewing and as such was a refreshing experience.  I would recommend this toy to any level of toy user and suggest that you need to spend some time becoming familiar with the properties of this glass dildo and your needs.  Just have fun.

 
California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator

California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator

This sex toy review is unlike any other I have performed, read on to discover why.  I asked my friends to send this vibe over because it looked like it was capable of doing the business to be blunt.

California Exotics Fluttering FantasyLush looked like the kind of vibe which could hit the spot.  My g-spot to be precise with its bulbous curved tip.

When it arrived it was more petite than envisaged it would be.  More of a mini vibrator but still looked capable of reaching the spot, I hoped. 

I washed the California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator and placed it on my bedside drawers ready to test later that night…

You may wish to become more acquainted with the Fluttering Fantasy Vibrator before I start to engage with it, here are its vitals.

  • Offers three stimulating speeds of vibration.
  • Operated via an easy to use push button control.
  • Offers 3 speeds of vibration.
  • Has a smooth voluptuous texture for comfort and pleasure.
  • Compact design can be placed in a handbag or glovebox with ease.
  • Features a noduled head for intensified satisfaction.
  • Curved shaft for targeted g-spot stimulation.
  • Fully waterproof for bath time and bedroom play.
  • Operates on 2 x AAA batteries.

I was just adding the finishing touches to a piece for one of our sites when Alex asked if I wanted to take some time out.  It had been a tiring week and I didn’t take much persuading to retire to the bedroom.

The light was dim, with just the vague light from the setting sun penetrating the closed curtains.  Alex was already laid there prostrate and naked when I entered the room.  Without words I shed my meagre covering of thin satin lingerie.

At first I didn’t notice but there was a long trail of hair between his splayed legs.  Long black hair.  I realised he had his pony play butt plug in situ.  Naughty bugger!  Lol  I had seen it in the box and now I was privy to it in situ.

I felt kind of horny at the thought of something penetrating him as I bore down on his semi erect cock.  The hair issuing from his ass cheeks a reminder that he was being taken from behind too.  OMG!  That was so hot.

He was soon oozing pre cum and looked ready to fuck and for that matter so was I.  I lay open legged on my back as he slipped between my legs.  I gasped as he penetrated me.  He felt hard and unrelenting as he pounded in and out of me. He grabbed the vibrator, licked it to lubricate the tip and pressed it onto my clitoris while he simultaneously pumped into me. Wow, that was hot I  love to use a vibe on my clit while he fucks me.

A few more strokes then he asked me to flip over and as I did so I felt the tip of something soft yet firm push against my relaxed asshole.  Normally I’m tight but I was aware just how vulnerable I was as he pushed his cock into my pussy and my Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator inside the opening to my ass.

“FUCK!” I exalted as he pushed the tip of the vibrator in to me and his cock deep and hard inot my pussy. I felt like a porn star being Dp’d as he fucked me in both my holes.  The combination of anal thrust and vibration coupled with his hard cock plunging the depths of my pussy made my juices gush.

We were both so wet and horny.  I asked for more in my ass from the Fluttering Fanatasy Vibrator as Alex fucked away at my cunt.  Being fucked doggy style with the vibe in my ass felt good and I came once more, my juices running down my thighs.

That vibe felt so good stuffed up my ass that I wanted ever more and asked Alex to give it to me hard.  Moments later I came again and I felt Alex tense up as he gave his all and jettisoned his hot come inside my pussy.

I felt the vibe slip from my ass and between my cheeks as Alex rolled to my right firmly fixed inside me still moaning his last.  My vibe was still buzzing inside me but then it faded away just as I started to regain consciousness.

I can’t say anything about the qualities of the California Exotics Fluttering Fantasy Lush Vibrator other than it’s great in your ass, even for an anal newbie.  As for g-spot stimulation I will have to try that at a later date.

One thing I can say is that it’s a quiet vibrator with a slim shaft.  A good choice for the vibrator virgin and the experienced alike as I have proven with this review.

 
Icicles No14 Glass Butt Plug

Icicles No14 Glass Butt Plug

This plain but very effective butt plug comes from the Icicles range of glass sex toys produced by Pipedream. A numerical nomenclature does not make for an exciting sex toy review, neither does the pipedreams tendency to call these rather beautiful and effective sex toys “Massagers” it’s as if they are scared of describing what the toy actually does.

Well here at sex toys buzz we aren’t afraid of sex toys and what they do, so let me just say it how it is. This is a glass butt plug that is simple in its form and affective in its design. There are no unnecessary and distracting details or features that designers sometimes add to a toy simply because they are unsure as to its effectiveness. This toy is the vodka of sex toys, clean, clear, simple and hits the spot.

This glass butt plug’s shape is that of a slightly pointed ovoid which makes it easier to insert and yet retains the mass to ensure that once in place you feel really filled. The shape narrows to a short cylindrical section towards the handle and terminates in a loop for easy retrieval and to ensure the plug doesn’t get drawn inside your ass.

Glass toys like this are of course totally hypoallergenic and can be easily and thoroughly cleaned. Before use you can warm them up under the hot tap or cool it down with cold water depending on your mood.

Inserting the Icicles Butt Plug took a little time and some good quality anal lube. This is a large sex toy and the biggest I’ve tried for a while. What did help was that the shape of the tip aids insertion. So despite the size I was able to feel the plug drawn into place inside me in about five minutes. I gave myself time to become accustomed to the size and shape of the toy before altering my position. I rolled onto my side, knelt, squatted and took up position on all fours. It was then that I noticed a string of precum dangling from my cock and soaking into the bedclothes.

The pressure this butt plug exerts on your prostate is significant but general, not being designed specifically for guys you don’t get the intense P spot massage that specialist men’s sex toys will deliver. But whether you are a man or a woman the size of this sex toy will make you feel filled to the brim. In other words not one for the anal beginner.

I returned to a squatting position to indulge in a little masturbation. This job does have its perks, LOL. As my cock grew hard in my hand it became apparent that the feeling of pressure from the butt plug increased too. As I jerked myself to climax the contractions in my lower abdomen felt like they would turn the butt plug to powdered glass!

This is a sex toy that can be used by anyone, male or female, who likes something sizeable up their ass during sex. It’s a good toy to share because it can be so easily cleaned – after all no matter who you’re sharing with anal toys should be really thoroughly cleaned before reuse.

Like I said earlier, not for the beginner but a very practical and attractive sex toy.

 
Remote G Vibrating G Spot Vibrator

Remote G Vibrating G Spot Vibrator

Bullets are always an interesting toy to test and sex toy review because they are such a versatile toy.  And this one promises to hit that g-spot so it’s doubly good in my books.  Oh and lets not forget that it’s also remotely controlled for added naughtiness, you can give the remote to your partner.  ;)

I usually test most of my bullets externally as clit vibrators because they are unsuitable for internal stimulation but this toy has a rather clever retrieval cord/antennae made for internal vaginal use.  I make a point of saying “vaginal” because this toy is not suitable for anal insertion, there is no flared base to stop it from slipping deep inside the colon.

Never use any toy anally which doesn’t have a method of locking with external extraction hoop or base.

Right lesson over, now on with the dirty low down on this little vibe.

  • Features a g-spot curve to target that elusive pleasure zone.
  • Has an independent on/off push button control for convenience.
  • The  carry strap on the remote which can be attached to your keyring.
  • With a range of 10-16’ play whilst outdoors can be fun.
  • Features 7 vibratory functions with an LED indicator light on the control.
  • Is waterproof for some submersible fun.
  • Batteries are provided so you are ready to go straight away, what could be better.  ;)

I decided to wear my remote g whilst travelling down to the ETO Show this past weekend, it would make the journey much more fun.  And even better, I gave Alex the remote so he could take control of my pleasure.

I’ve tried inserting the Remote G as you would a love egg and just like all eggs they don’t seem to quite hit my spot.  This mini vibe has a shaped tip which feels nice when inserted in to you vaginal opening and is supposed to sit against your g spot once inside.  To be quite honest all I could feel was an internal buzzing which wasn’t doing it for me much as I suspected from previous eggs and love balls.

The best application for me with this type of vibe is external, clitoral stimulation but that’s not to say it wouldn’t work internally for you, these things are best experimented with to achieve the maximum pleasure.  ;)

Before we left the house I slipped the Remote G in to my panties with the curved end nuzzling against my vaginal opening.  The vibrator is comfortable to wear as the bulbous end slips nicely between your pussy lips, snug against your clitoris.

I couldn’t wait for Alex to press the remote.

He kept me waiting, the tease.  We had been on the motorway for a good 10 minutes before he hit the on button.  I giggled as the Remote G burst in to life with the first of the constant vibrations.  Alex pressed the button again and I wriggled in my seat wearing the naughtiest of grins.

This spurred him on as he pressed the button once more and took the vibrations in to the escalating mode which felt good as it buzzed my pussy.  I bore down on the vibe as it pulsed between my legs, rubbing my clit firmly against it.

The vibrations intensified and I started to move from side to side massaging my clit.  Alex momentarily turned off my bullet leaving me sitting there with a look of annoyance as he smile at me, teasing me once more.

I begged him to turn it back on and he complied.  :)

He played with the settings a few times during our trip and finally left the escalating setting to do it’s magic on me.

By the time I got to the hotel where we were staying the night I was so fucking horny but we had to check in and go to the show, there would be time for that later.  And more experimental play…

The California Exotics Remote G, Vibrating G Spot Bullet demands that you experiment with it, it’s such a versatile vibrator.  It’s also a good newbie vibe as it’s not challenging in any way and can be used in a way that you feel comfortable with.

And the best point of all it’s remotely controlled which adds to both its ease of use and provides an element of fun if you hand it to your partner.

 
JimmyJane Form 4 Vibrator

JimmyJane Form 4 Vibrator

I get as excited at the prospect of doing a sex toy review of a brand new toy to the market as most women do about acquiring a new pair of shoes or a handbag.  Me I much prefer toy, I’ve never been one of those type of girls.

So I was delighted when the Fed Ex guy delivered the new Jimmyjane Form 4 to my door.  It had been released, despatched and delivered to my door within a week.  Now that’s “Sexpress”.  Lol

My first glimpse of the Form 4 was this morning when I took it out of its packaging to charge it; It reminded me of a small pink, velvety gourd.  As with all Jimmyjane products the Form 4 doesn’t conform to the perceived image of a vibrator, that’s what sets the JJ range of vibrators apart from the crowd.   Having read all the literature the Form 4 is designed to be firm yet flexible, just like an erect penis.  I’m liking their way of thinking.  ;)

And I was looking forward to testing the Form 4’s over sized motor..that sounds good to me.

Whilst my vibrator finishes charging why don’t you take a look at its specifications and I’ll be right back.

  • Is fully waterproof so can be used in the bedroom and then again in the bathroom.
  • Features a contoured flexible shaft for comfortable stimulation.
  • Offers 4 x vibratory modes with 5 x speed settings.  Oooh!
  • Has wireless recharging, simply sit it on the cradle and when fully recharged it offers 7+ hours of vibratory fun.  ;)
  • With the easy to feel controls selecting your settings couldn’t be simpler, no more fumbling around when you need to get off.
  • And best of all an “oversized” motor in the business end.  What more could a girl ask for.

I decided to spend my afternoon with the Form 4 whilst Alex took his car to be tested.  After all given the choice of a spell at the garage with the grease monkeys or one with my latest acquisition…there was no competition.

“Take as long as you like” were my parting words to Alex and he laughed knowing exactly what I had in mind.

It was the perfect day for it, the hottest one we’ve had in the UK this year and me being as white as a ghost was best staying out of the mid day sun.  Well that was my excuse and I was sticking to it.  ;)

I pulled the bedroom curtains against the sun which had heated up the room nicely.  My clothes were soon in a heap on the floor and I prostrate myself on top of the duvet.  There was no likelihood of anyone coming in and discovering me pleasuring myself and it felt good to be totally naked after such a long cold Winter.

With just the melody of the birdsong outside my window I reached for my Form 4 which was patiently waiting on top of my bedside drawers.  The heat of the day had prepared him for me and I placed the tip against my opening.

A couple of dips inside me coated the F4 nicely without the need for additional lubrication.  With a firm push the vibe was soon up to its hilt inside me and I pushed the + button firing up the motor.  The escalating mode was divine it just needed a little more amplitude, I pressed the + button again.  OMG!  The vibrations were now rippling through me.  I have to give it to JJ they have an excellent motor at the core of their vibrators.  Unlike the literature I had read I didn’t find the shape or the flexibility of the F4 loaned itself to g-spot stimulation but I did discover that the shallow penetration was a real turn on.

I sat the tip of the vibrator just inside me, up the neck of the shaft, comfortably cupping the base.  This gave the most stimulating feedback, my vaginal opening was being seduced by the escalating vibratory barrage on my senses.  I added to the massaging sensation by moving the tip only slightly in and out, enough to create a slight friction to accompany the vibes.

A few in/out motions followed by a circular motion around my clit soon had me close to orgasm.  I repeated the cycle of shallow fuck followed by clit stimulation and then I felt it growing like a huge uncontrollable monster inside my loins.

I lifted the tip of the Form 4 from my clit and placed it inside my vagina just in time.  My muscled contracted several and my body spasmed with pleasure several times, then I felt the dampness on my hand.

Euphoric and slightly light headed I felt like I had sung my song with the birds and was now descending to pastures green…

What more can I say.  The Form 4 is everything I expected and in some ways more.  I have never taken the time to fully investigate shallow vaginal stimulation and this vibrator encouraged me to explore.  It’s a great toy for all types of user and the unfamiliar shape just begs to be experimented with.

Take some time out to become familiar with the hidden depths of the Jimmyjane Form 4.

 
Pipedream Icicle 24

Pipedream Icicle 24

It’s a while since I did a sex toy review on a glass dildo so I thought I would redress the balance. And as it happens the Icicle No 24 from Pipedreams couldn’t be more appropriate as temperatures here in the UK drop dramatically as we see the first fall of snow albeit prematurely.
It seems quite ironic that something with such a chilling name should be designed to get the blood pumping and your temperature soaring. ;)
Being a strong proponent of glass sex toys for their many qualities both in terms of pleasure and safety this newcomer was very much welcomed in to my bedroom.
Not only does it look very classy, organic and looks like it is capable of doing the business, if you know what I mean. Of course you do. Lol You are just as naughty as me or you wouldn’t be over here reading this review.
I can’t help looking at No 24 and thinking that it resembles a squid’s arm. OMG! I’m coming over all Hentai. See I told you all I was a little bit kinky. :)
Here are the Icicles chilling facts…
• Each Icicle is hand blown with attention to detail.
• Organically shaped with pleasure ridges and nodules to stimulate and pleasure.
• Curved tip to work the g-spot and heighten stimulation.
• Can be warmed under the hot tap or chilled under the cold tap for a bit of temperature play.
• Cleansing couldn’t be easier simply use anti bac soap, a toy cleansing preparation or place in the dishwasher, it couldn’t be easier.
• Because glass is non porous you can use a lubricant of your choice water based to silicone will be fine.

I decided to take my Icicle in to the bedroom during the coldest spell we have had in a long time. With just a few inches of snow on the floor and very cold temperatures it was nice to have something to warm me up.
Outside was cold but bright as the sun highlighted the ice crystals making them shine like diamonds I pulled the curtains in the bedroom too. On days like these you need more than a “light box” to lift your spirits as we plunge in to a premature Winter.
I slipped under the duvet with my Icicle and placed it between my thighs to take up my heat. It was cold and I shivered as it pressed between my legs. It was so serene, no cars, no people as the early snow fall quelled them all.
A press of the remote control fired up my latest DVD release from the Tanya Hyde stable, leather, whips and groans…very promising.
What could be better than watching Jay Snake giving excellent cunnilingus whilst I contemplate giving myself a jolly good ramming. I take hold of the curved tail and guide the Icicle towards my warm pussy. The solid tip forces entry and as it slips inside massages my internal walls with the glass ridges and contours and it feels good.
I now become aware of the weight of the glass as the tip of the dildo auto seeks out my g-spot. All that is required from me is the side to side action which massages my g-spot and with a little added rise and fall puts my clit in a position where it can’t refuse to succumb to the Icicles ministrations.
By now I’m in a in/out rapture which is bringing me closer to emancipation…
…then…bang, bang, bang…
…that will be the postman then, bringing me new toys!
Again, just how ironic is that?
The Icicles No24 is a dildo which could be used by newbies and experienced users alike in ways which serve each well.

 
Lelo Alia Vibrator

Lelo Alia Vibrator

I’m always assured when I do a Lelo sex toy review that I’m going to have a pleasurable experience with one hell of a classy lady.  The Lelo Insignia Alia is one of the latest exquisite massagers to be added to the dynasty of undeniably aesthetically pleasing bedroom companions.

The ovoid shaped vibe promises a variety of applications for both him and her.  The golden, easy grip core of the Alia makes it easy to hold and manipulate and the simplified controls intuitively operational.  Having just 3 tactile buttons Lelo’s latest Insignia range are easier to operate and control without the aide of mental mapping which was a requirement with previous products.

I found the cutout centre of the Alia irresistible and just had to stick a couple of fingers in their as if simulating intercourse in a rather juvenile fashion.  I’m sure that move would cum in handy later in this review.  ;)

But before I get down and dirty I need to point out a few notable points, mainly that the Alia is presented in a classy hessian effect matt black box.  The Lelo emblazoned presentation box exudes quality, when the lid is removed the velveteen inner beautifully displays the Alia, charger and exclusive Insignia brooch.

This would make the ideal Christmas present for a friend or love one and because it doesn’t fall in to the familiar sex toy genre would be perfect for a sex toy first timer.

But enough of me exalting the qualities of the Alia, here are the hard facts courtesy of my magnifying glass.  A compact manual requires good eye sight.  Lol

  • Just two hours of charge gives up to 4 hours of pleasure and a standby time of 90 days.
  • Has easy to operate controls one for mode and the others up and down through the speeds.
  • Offers 6 modes of vibration and several intensities, you’re sure to find one which works wonders on you.  ;)
  • Is ergonomically shaped making it easy to hold and operate.
  • As with all of Lelo’s latest range your toy is also covered by a 1 year warranty.
  • And best of all it’s whisper quiet but oooh, so powerful.  ;)

From the moment I released my Alia from her box I knew we were going to be become good friends.  She feels so good to hold with her peachy soft skin and curvaceous form.  We were only separated briefly while she quietly charged in a corner of my room.

I was in the grip of a bad cold and needed some sucker, to be pampered, pleasured and Alia had been sent to be that sexual nourishment I longed for in spite of my pyrexia.

The hours passed and I unplugged my Alia and escorted her to my bed.  We both slipped under the covers where she disappeared between my thighs to warm up in readiness for our intimate afternoon of fun.

It felt natural to slip my fingers in to her “hole” making her mine and ready to do my bidding.  I eased her between my labia where she sat comfortably nuzzled against my clitoris.  With ease I digitally made my way through her modes to an escalating mode which brought a smile to my lips.

My clitoris was resonating with a pleasurable thrum, an orgasm inducing vibratory overture.  I pressed my buttocks back in to the mattress, slightly tilting my pubis upwards presenting my clit to Alia.  Heart pumped, cheeks flushed, clitoris engorged as my pretty vibe worked her magic.

I was moments away from submission as I added a rotational movement with my fingers in an inverted “Come hither motion”.  This rolled the ovoid vibe from tip to middle, massaging my swollen bud and was all I needed to tip me over the edge.

My moans were clearly audible in the quiet of my bedroom on that snowy morning and do you know what…I didn’t care.  ;)

Guys, If you are looking for a naughty little present for Christmas the Alia is a must or even girls if you want to treat yourself.  This vibrator is perfect for all levels of toy user, from amateur to professional like me.  And if you forget to put it away and accidentally leave it on the coffee table nobody will guess where it’s been.  lol

 

 
JimmyJane Form 2

JimmyJane Form 2

Recently I’ve taken to placing toys awaiting a sex toy review under my pillow (not all at once silly!), this means that I can test them when the time is right and I’m in the mood without having to retrieve them from my bedside drawer.

And the Jimmyjane Form 2 is so small that it was rather like the fairytale “The Princess And The Pea”, only I couldn’t feel the cute little vibe through my pillow.  Lol. And there’s me thinking I was a princess :)

It has to be said that I can’t look at the Form 2 without thinking it resembles a tooth, a molar to be precise.  Don’t ask me why I just think it does and I was eager to let it nibble on my clit and any other body parts which took my fancy when it eventually came out to play.  ;)

I just read the manual and the Form 2 offers

  • 4 x speed settings and 4 x functions which at both powerful and quiet in operation.
  • A compact and uniquely shaped toy.
  • Is rechargeable and comes with a charging base which can be used by both the Form 2 & 3 which saves on you having to use and store lots of different charging apparatus.
  • Is waterproof for both bedroom and bathroom fun.
  • A two hour charge offers up to 7 hours of vibratory pleasure.

As I mentioned in my review of the Form 3, Jimmyjane need to work on their packaging because it’s not up to the standard you would expect from such a quality product with a price point to match.

Now on with the review.

Earlier this evening I was chilling out in bed after a long day entertaining little nephew when Alex decided to slip a naughty DVD in to the player and poured me a glass of shiraz.  Decadent but oh so welcome after the hectic weekend we had in Berlin last month.  ;)

Well one thing lead to another and it wasn’t long before Alex was embracing me and kissing me deeply.  He then disappeared under the duvet and I felt his hands parting my legs as he started to lap at my clit.  His hot tongue was now lapping at my clit and his mouth sucking on my labia.

My nipples started to stiffen and pulse beneath my nightie.  I raised up and pulled it off, discarding it to the floor.  Alex was now busy swirling, sucking and devouring my pussy, offering the occasional satisfied moan as he savoured my juices.

I felt under the pillow for my Form 2 and held it against my pinkish brown nipples which were now like chapel hat pegs.  Placing the prongs either side of my nipple, it fitted perfectly as I pressed the speed button.  The third speed setting coupled with Alex’s excellent cunniligual attentions soon had me writhing.

It’s not often I take a “Third” in to my bed but this was perfect, the vibratory stimulation combined with Alex’s ministrations had me close to the edge.  I think he became aware of this and he broke contact with my pussy, leaning in to kiss me, the strong aroma of my own juices warm and steaming on his lips.

I stole a kiss which I rapidly followed with a lick…couldn’t resist and I tasted so sweet upon his lips.

He was soon penetrating me, impaling me on his thick hard cock.  A couple of deep hip banging fucks ensued and then he was grabbing my hips, flipping me over.  I assumed the position in front of him on all fours still clutching my Form 2.

This was so impromptu, I intended to try my vibe out on my own but it seemed so appropriate and to be honest I was so randy that I couldn’t resist placing it against my clit as Alex started to fuck me again.  Using toys whilst screwing can be awkward and I was totally aware that it could become an obstacle.  I asked if it was getting in the way and Alex confirmed it wasn’t, this vibe is so compact that it’s easy to use during full on sex.

The last time I tried to achieve a combined self indulgent clitoral and vaginal orgasm it didn’t work because my choice of toy tended to distract my attention so much that I couldn’t achieve one.  This time my inadvertent choice was just perfect, it felt really good having the vibrations around my clit whilst being g-spot fucked.

It took my totally by surprise when I felt my clitoral orgasm building simultaneously with the g-spot one I was now fast approaching.  I so didn’t expect it to happen…

…and then out of nowhere.

BANG!

Alex was coming too, everything just harmonised perfectly.  My knees were trembling and all I remember is I kept on repeating, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK…

I’ve never had a joint orgasm before and I’m still reeling from the experience as I write this and attempt to convey the true emotional explosion I was part of earlier.

This toy is more than it appears to be.  Experiment with it and you will encounter the pleasures it has to offer.  It is an inoffensive little gem which can be enjoyed by both of you, which reminds me it’s Alex’s turn next…

 
Lelo Ina Vibrator

Lelo Ina Vibrator

When I think of Lelo sex toys I think of a popular advert and paraphrase it …”this isn’t just a sex toy it’s a Lelo sex toy”.  Lol  They are without a doubt one of the classiest pleasure object producers out there.  Every product in their range is stylish, ergonomic and beautiful to look at the perfect combination of function and design. So a sex toy review of a Lelo vibrator is always fun.

I believe every girl should own at least one of their products.  The Ina stands out on its own because it is their first rabbit styled vibrator with a perfect g-spot curve.  What more could a girl want?

This vibrator oozes quality in both build and performance.  As ever the Ina is rechargeable which is a good thing, no more hunting for batteries and no used batteries to have to dispose of.  Who said having fun couldn’t be green.

The Ina is presented in a classy matt black box which upon opening reveals a perfectly presented individually encased vibrator.  Ensuring that you are the first person to release the pleasure, a very nice touch.

You will also find a very stylish black satin pouch in which to stow away your new pleasure object.

Here are her vital statistics

  • Fashioned from ABS and silicone both green and hypoallergenic
  • Perfectly shaped for g-spot stimulation combined with clitoral arousal
  • Rechargeable with a 2 hour charge providing up to 4 hours of play
  • Measuring 20cm in length with a maximum girth of 6cm at its widest point
  • Featuring two motors which deliver 8 vibratory patterns with multiple speed options
  • You can barely hear her in action she is very quiet in use

I slipped off in to the bedroom as soon as the charging lights became steady, indicating that the Ina was fully charged.  It was Saturday afternoon and Alex was busy working on one of our sites.

Pulling the curtains closed shielded me from the prying eyes of the outside world but not the light, it was a fairly bright day given the previous two had brought snow.  I had already washed and prepared the Lelo Ina ready for use as soon as it was charged.   Eager, I know.  Lol

It was cold and I slipped off my jeans and panties, swiftly followed by my socks and lifted the duvet sliding inside.  I picked up the Ina from my bedside cabinet and added a couple of drops of lube to the tip spreading them around.

As I lowered my Ina below the duvet I braced myself for the chill not having warmed it before hand under the warm tap.  The tip felt cold as it pressed against my opening.  I applied gentle pressure and it penetrated me but felt slightly out of alignment.

After a little manipulation I realised that the best way to insert the Ina is using an arching action which allows penetration whilst accommodating the tips glide over your clitoris.  I personally found that full penetration wasn’t possible due to my anatomical configuration but don’t worry the Ina is designed to work without being fully inserted.

Not all girls are configured the same and the clever guys at Lelo sex toys have catered for that.  I found that the internal tip was pressing against my g-spot and the clit vibe was perfectly seated over my now bulging clitoris.

It did concern me initially that the rabbit on the Ina wasn’t very flexible but I realised when I used it that the firmness had a vital part to play, it conducted the strong waves of vibration perfectly.

When the Ina was seated comfortably inside me I began to cycle through the vibratory patterns and found the circular pattern to be the most stimulating for me.  I can only describe it as feeling full with a presence against my g-spot, whilst something was massaging and vibrating my swollen clitoris.  Yes it felt like there was some locomotion was involved in the rabbit’s action despite it being static, a strangely exciting feeling whilst being puzzling.  They have certainly got the vibratory patterns spot on, unlike any other vibrator I have used.

Rabbit vibes normally stimulate the clitoris in a one dimensional way but this was somehow, don’t ask me how…two dimensional.  It really did feel like someone was moving a vibe around on my clit.  Sheer bliss.

Needless to say it didn’t take long before my breathing became erratic, my back arched and my toes curled downwards as I felt the first of several orgasms envelope me.

The Lelo Ina is a luxury vibrator that every girl should experience it’s well worth the financial investment and will provide years of pleasure.  It comes with a 1 year Lelo warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee.  Not to mention oodles of orgasms…priceless.

This toy will be going in my bedside draw, the highest accolade for my toys.

 
JimmyJane Form 3

JimmyJane Form 3

When a representative from Jimmyjane contacted me suggesting that I test and sex toy review their latest progeny I simply couldn’t refuse.  Historically I’ve only reviewed one other toy from this manufacturer and it was some time ago but left lasting memories, it was the Form 6.

As you may gather from the earlier statement I was impressed with both the quality and design of the Form 6 with its dual engines, something completely new to the world of sex toys at the time.  Now some years later I’m looking at the Jimmyjane Form 3 in very much the same way.

They have completely revolutionised the one thing that I didn’t like about the Form 6 which incidentally had nothing to do with the toy but the charging unit which was difficult to use because alignment had to be so precise that it made it awkward to get that position just right.  Although I do believe in later models they developed the charging unit making it more user friendly.

Jimmyjane have now developed a new universal recharging base for their Form 2, 3 and to be released 4, simply sit the base of the toy on the stand ensuring the contacts line up and away you go.  It also means of course, that you can use just one charger for all your toys which has to be green.

The shape of the Jimmyjane Form 3 sits well in the hand, the word ergonomic springs to mind. The bulbous end nuzzling snugly in the palm and the soft, flexible concave tip resting just under the finger.   Unlike other massagers/vibrators this one is designed to be more intimate, as the soft silicone membrane is strong but thin enough to facilitate give tactile feedback to the area being stimulated and back to the finger.

This toy encourages you to let your fingers do the walking and seek out new places to stimulate and excite as your finger becomes a vibrator.  You could caress your partner, tease their nipples or for deeper intimacy their perineum.  Perhaps you may just want to tease applying digital vibration to their erogenous zones.

The Form 3 has many applications but the one which appealed to me the greatest from the moment I pressed the + button and placed my middle finger in the soft silicone hammock was…clit vibe.  I’m always on the look out for new clitoral vibrators as they seem to be the least catered for area in female sex toys.

Now I have to hold that thought whilst I give you a rundown of the Form 3’s finer qualities…and do hurry reading because I’m eager to take you with me in to my boudoir.  ;)

Flexible design which facilitates targeted stimulation.

  • Rechargeable for greener living.
  • One charge providing 7 hours of vibratory pleasure.
  • Easy feel controls for speed and function.
  • Offering 4 vibration modes with 5 levels of intensity.
  • Fully waterproof and you know what that means you naughty people who like a bit of wet and wild fun.
  • Very powerful but whisper quiet in operation.
  • Can be locked for travel so you don’t start something during travel, unlike me last year on my way back from Venus in Berlin.  Lol

Right!  You coming?

I pressed the + button firing the Form 3 in to life.  After moving through the speed/vibratory settings I found an escalating mode which was so good it made my toes curl back, don’t ask me which one at this moment in time but fuck that was good!

My clit was now dry and I withdrew the vibe and licked the underside, slipping it back between my pussy lips, seating it against my bulging clitoris.  It needed that little something else and I knew exactly what that was.

I started to move my finger in circular motions over my clit as the escalating setting did its best.  The combination of my ministrations and the vibratory power of the Form 3 had me curling my toes back, which hailed only one thing…I was about to come.

Flushed, breathless with heart beating I was enveloped in my sweet release.  This may be a luxury toy but the experience is too, it’s quite unlike any other massager/vibrator.  With other vibrators of this kind I’ve found the intimacy is lacking, you can’t feel the warm flesh beneath as you massage and glide.

This can be enjoyed either solo or with your partner, by amateur and pro’s alike.  It’s a good all round toy.  The one thing which does let this toy down is the packaging, for such an exclusive pleasure object you would expect more than a standard cardboard box with a cheap flimsy plastic insert.  I really think Jimmyjane should rethink their presentation, I’ve received much cheaper toys dressed in finer clothes, you don’t even get a pouch to store it in.  Tut, tut!

 
Evolved Novelties Duality Vibrator

Evolved Novelties Duality Vibrator

Now for a Zen sex toy review – very balanced ;)

I have a kind of Mantra “Why have one sex toy when you can have two” and the Duality Vibrator from Evolved filled the slot nicely. Fnar…

This toy intrigued me as soon as I spotted it? It has a shape unlike any other vibrator I have tested, which made me want it. And they kindly sent it.

It came packaged in quite a unique way too in a very attractive, colour co-ordinated metal box with a clear insert for you to admire your new toy through. ;)

Here are the Duality’s features which:

It’s waterproof allowing you to pleasure yourself in the bedroom or bathroom
Has 2 independent vibrating heads with 16 combinations of speed and vibration
Easy to operate push button controls
Made from hygienic ABS
Measures 250mm in length by 40mm at its widest point Continue reading »

 
Jimmy Jane Form 6 Vibrator

Jimmy Jane Form 6 Vibrator

JimmyjJane Came To Play

Since the Form 6 first caught my eye it has been a small object of desire for me, you just know when something looks good enough to…

I know this toy has probably been reviewed more times than you can imagine but I’m not sure how many British girls got the chance.

I make a habit of not reading anyone else’s reviews, therefore keeping mine original through, thorough and hopefully giving a bit of me in each. ;)

When the parcel was delivered I opened it there and then, even though I was due to go to work within minutes. This vibrator is rechargeable and come complete with its own charging stand, so no batteries to contend with. Continue reading »

 
Afterglow Massage Candles

Afterglow Massage Candles

Sensuality is a part of sex that should never be ignored. Intimacy and foreplay are so important and so easy to miss in our busy modern lives. Then of course there’s pure indulgence and that too is essential to a relaxed and fulfilling relationship.

Massage candles are an inexpensive way to enhance the relationship with your partner. They can sooth away the stresses of our daily lives and get us in the mood for sex. The Jimmyjane range of massage candles are formulated to melt at a low temperature and to moisturise as you massage. They are scented to add to the moments of pleasure you share with your partner.

The box contains not only the candle but instructions and a box of matches. To mention the method of ignition when describing a sex toy may seem a little odd, but it is indicative of the care Jimmyjane have taken in creating this range of sensual sexual accompaniments. The matches have black shafts and white heads the box has a very sensible and useful feature. On one side is printed “Jimmyjane” on the other “Flip me over”. Ok so it’s a bit cheesy but avoids little accidents and having to scrabble around picking up matches should you open the box upside-down. Continue reading »

 
Ass Berry Anal Vibrator

Ass Berry Anal Vibrator

The Ass Berry vibrating Butt Plug is an anal sex toy that doesn’t quite take itself seriously. You’d have to class it as a beginner’s butt plug, because of its size, 34mm in diameter at its widest point and with an insertable length of 50mm.

The toys also come in nice bright colours, none of the intimidating black that some more “challenging” toys sport. The Ass Berry is also textured like, well a berry.

For followers of the Rocks-Off range of toys out there I bet you can’t guess what they’ve used to make it vibrate? Of course you can it’s the RO80 bullet used in all their toys. For those of you who don’t know, RO80s are single speed water proof bullets. They are quite powerful and run on a single LR1 battery.

So the Ass Berry is simple and user-friendly. How well does it work?

There are two tests for a butt plug in my experience, does it work solo and can you wear it during sex.

Solo presented no problem, the small size of the toy meant that using a high quality water based lube such as Pjur Aqua Gel was all that was needed. I find laying back in bed is the best way of inserting the Ass Berry, with knees raised. The shape of the toy means that the Ass Berry is wide for much of its length so it takes a leap of faith to keep pushing until it slips home. Once in place it’s comfortable not intense and makes its presence felt rather than taking your breath away. Continue reading »

 
Lelo Gigi

Lelo Gigi

I just got me a Gigi vibrator, she is classy, organically shaped and pleasing on the eye.  And let me tell you that is exactly how I felt using her.

Because Gigi is a beautiful object of pleasure from Lelo and pleasure me she did.

Let me give you her vital statistics:

The Gigi is made from medical grade silicone with a velvet like touch, soft and warm.
She has approximately 10cm of insertable length and a g-spot tip with a circumference of 10.5cm
Is rechargeable (so no batteries to find) with a lithium battery and with an interchangeable multi socketed head so you can use her on any continent. So thoughtful.
Full charge is approximately 2 hours so you won’t be kept waiting long if you are impatient like me. And she will provide you with up to 1.5hrs of vibratory fun.

The variable interface dial takes you through 5 modes of vibration with 4 speed settings, enough to please any girl and that includes me. She has a very powerful motor for her size. Continue reading »

 
Naughty Boy Prostate Stimulator

Naughty Boy Prostate Stimulator

The Rude Boy from Rocks-Off was the first in what looks like being a series of anal toys aimed specifically at the male market. I originally reviewed the Rude Boy here, now I have the Naughty Boy to play with.

We got this from the good people at Rocks-off on Sunday at the adult trade show. It’s brand new and looked deceptively tame.

Prostate massagers come in two broad types, the rigid and the flexible silicone variety. The Naughty Boy falls into the flexible camp. Made from medical grade silicone it can only be described as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. It’s narrower and shorter than its predecessor, but shaped to make it easier to hold in place.

And where is that place? Well, as it’s a prostate massager it goes right up your arse!

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Rocks Off Rude Boy

Rocks Off Rude Boy

There comes a time in every sex toy tester’s career when he is able to say with authority “In comparison with other prostate massagers and anal toys I have tried …”. The fact is I have tried quite a number of anal toys from small vibes, through metal and jelly butt plugs to highly specialised prostate massagers such as the Nexus range. They all have their good points and not-so good aspects like all male masturbators and masturbation aids.

So when I came to try the Rude Boy by Rocks-Off, I wasn’t expecting to be able to say much that I hadn’t already said before. The fact it it’s been around for a while and I can’t say that I was impressed by it’s appearance. The insertable part of the toy is smooth, unlike say the Nexus range whose form is carefully sculpted to match the male anatomy. Nor is the bullet a cutting edge design – on or off that’s the only choice you have.

But the Rude Boy delivers, it really delivers. You see the fact that the toy is made of soft medical grade silicone, and has a smooth shaft makes it easy to insert. With a more shaped toy like the Nexus Gyro you get a more intense sensation from the opening of your rectum right up to your P-Spot. That’s great if you’re a) not an anal virgin and b) have the time to let the Gyro rest in your ass for a while and relax. The Rude Boy however is a much easier toy to use and provides stimulation of a less intense nature.

Unless you’ve experienced both I would say you would have difficulty understanding the difference between a Gyro and a Rude Boy. I suppose a metaphor is in order. The Gyro is a double espresso with a Pro-Plus on the side, the Rude Boy is a nice strong Nescafé with a little sugar to take the edge of the bitterness.

Suze assisted as normal, always eager to grab a handful of cock even if she’s only able to play with it. I applied lots of water based lube to the rude boy and my backside, working it slowly inside with the tip of the toy.

The toy is extremely easy to insert, no complex shape to navigate, no ridges or “neck” to ease past your anal sphincter. Apart from making insertion of the Rude Boy less challenging it also makes it easier to position the toy to give you the level of stimulation you desire. With a highly shaped toy you find the insertable portion locks into one position. Because one size doesn’t fit all, we all have subtly different internal anatomythis can lead to a stimulation that’s either too intense or just doesn’t hit the spot. The Rude Boy’s smooth shaft does provide a gentler sensation, and means you feel more in control than with some other toys.

There is some satisfaction however in getting the perineal stimulating bobbles next to the vibrating bullet to press firmly against your perineaum and feel the tip of the Rude Boy resting firmly on the anterior wall of your colon and squeezing your prostate. For me the Rude Boy is the perfect size when fully inserted.

By the time I had got to this stage I was almost had, cock full of blood, with Suze gently sucking the tip. Because prostate stimulation tends to generate a lot of pre-cum she was probing my urethra teasing out every drop of clear fluid.

When I was finally hard I knelt up and pushed her away. Despite the claims that the toys is “hands-free” I found that because of the amount of lube I had used it would slip out if I didn’t position myself squatting, with the Rude Boy resting on the towel I’ had placed on the bed. With that small practicality resolved I proceeded to indulge my exhibitionist side and wank for the entertainment of Suze. She lay back and gently rubbed her clit with a moist finger and watched me pump my cock in my fist.

The clear fluid oozing from the end of my penis was lubrication enough to ensure my foreskin slid up and down turning my swollen glans into a glistening bisected hemisphere.

I was breathless because of the stimulation created by the Rude Boy and wanted to cum almost as quickly as I could. I say almost because as I approached orgasm I found myself wanting to hold back and increase the final intensity as much as I could. I teetered on the edge for a few strokes but eventually the sight of Suze, smiling with her hand between her thighs and the now incredibly intense involuntary spamsing of my anus gave me no option but to allow myself to erupt, squirting semen up several inches into the air and landing on my hand and thighs.

I can definitely recommend the Rube Boy as a great toy for any man wanting to experiment with prostate stimulation, even absolute beginners. You may not be able to use the toy to its full potential the first time you try. But with patience and plenty of lube you’ll be able use this toy over and over again. I think this sort of toy is often categorised as a gay sex toy, but this is about stimulation not orientation and gay, bi or straight any man can enjoy the Rude Boy.

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