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Doc Johnson Mood Pleaser

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Jun 162013

Doc Johnson Mood Pleaser Tight

The packaging proudly declares that this sex toys is “Built in America”. What it’s built from is UR3 Doc Johnson’s soft elastomer that is both yielding and durable, unlike most UR3 sex toys from the manufacturer it is however not a flesh-like pink but a sky blue colour.

This isn’t the biggest masturbator you’ll find but then it’s true to say when it comes to male masturbators I’ve found through years of experience that size really isn’t everything when it comes to male sex toys. The elasticity of the materials used and the expertise of the designers is what counts so let’s find out how skilled they were.

The outside of the toy is ribbed so you can easily grip it even when it’s covered in lubricant. The blue colour is different and refreshing because let’s face it we all know this isn’t a real pussy so why should it be flesh coloured? What is surprising and to me quite disappointing is that the inside of the Mood Pleaser Masturbator is completely smooth. Apart from the slight differences in pressure created by the thickness of this stroker style masturbator you don’t get a huge amount of stimulation. Add to this that the version I tested was the tighter “Thin” version and I have to say that the whole experience was rather disappointing.

I’d like to try the other version of this sex toy which is not only larger but has stimulating nodules inside. I’m no John Holmes, just 7.5” long but the tightness of this masturbator coupled with the smoothness of its interior really disappointed me.

I used plenty of water based lube (not provided with the toy) and found myself becoming sore as the tight, the smooth tube simply wiped it from my erection and left me dry and abraded. Not the best experience I’ve had with a masturbator by any means.

On a positive note this is a phthalate free masturbator that’s easy to clean and doesn’t cost the earth.

Unless you like a tight, smooth masturbator I’d avoid this particular model and go for the standard Mood Pleaser with the bobbly interior (it has to be better than this) or one of the other masturbator’s I’ve reviewed on this site and that I have given a positive review.

The Mystical Mushroom Massager

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Mar 282013

Wonderland Mystical Mushroom Vibrator

This range of products is packaged in a fun and imaginative way. The outer sleeve clearly displays your chosen product and the front and on the rear is the technical information, including speeds and operational data.

Once you have slipped the outer away the inner box with a faux bamboo finish to the sides is revealed. On the top of the box there is a stylised montage of images contained within the trademark “W” for Wonderland products.

The box is held closed with a magnetic clip and when opened your Mystical Mushroom is displayed within a white velveteen interior. On the interior of the lid is a foreword for the Doc Johnson Wonderland range of sex toys.

So what magical qualities does my Mystical Mushroom vibrator have …

It is made from silky smooth silicone with a silkily finished cap to the battery compartment.
Offers 10 easy to operate functions – 3 x constant, 1 x escalating and 6 x pulsating, plenty there to tease and please.
With a single button control it’s easy to change functions and to stop simply press the button and hold for 2 seconds.
The control panel illuminates during use, flashing rhythmically with the vibrations.
Operates via 1 x AA battery, so very economical to run.
It’s small enough to slip in to your pocket or glove box in the car for some fun on the run.
Is quiet but powerful in operation, for discreet fun and games.

The shape of this mini vibrator suggests that it is more suited to external use, clitoral or nipple play. I’m not often driven to smell toys, that is unless they have a tacky feel or are made from jelly. This time I was greeted with an unfamiliar scent in terms of vibrators…mint. This vibrator smells minty fresh for some reason and it’s not the anti bac soap I used to cleanse it.

It would be interesting to know if any of you have experienced the same minty aroma.

Anyway, let’s get on with putting this naughty little mushroom to the test. Come with me I’m sure it’s going to be fun…

I quickly slipped out of my trousers and panties, opting to leave my t-shirt and bra on given that it was minus something outside and the heating was struggling to keep up.

As I pulled the duvet up to my neck I felt a little naughty, despite the obvious need to keep warm. I retrieved The Mystical Mushroom from my bedside drawer and pulled it under the warm duvet.

It was cleansed and ready to go but not warmed so I held it between my palms for a moment. The Doc Johnson really does feel so nice to hold, silky and soft. Moments later I was raring to go and depressed the button in the base, firing the vibrator in to play.

A few presses later I discovered a vibratory mode which intrigued me and inspired me to try shallow vaginal play. This felt good as the “hat” or should I say cap of the mushroom opened me enough to feel the benefit of its head.

The escalating vibrations felt so good as they played with the muscles of my vaginal opening. I found the fattened head of this vibe conducted the vibrations so effectively.

Eager to push the boundaries of pleasure I placed the Mystical Mushroom vibrator over my readied clitoris and shuddered as it made contact with my tender bud.

I didn’t feel quite like Alice playing with the Mystical Mushroom but it did tease me more pleasurably than Absolem.

This vibrator would be a must have for sex toy newbies and intermediate users.

Doc Johnson Mood 7 Function Bullet

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Mar 042013

Doc Johnson Mood 7 Function Bullet

I’m loving the matt black packaging on this new range of products from Doc Johnson. The previous packaging from them has been rather dated and quite pedestrian, it’s nice to see that they are bringing their image up to date and developing a classy look.

Staying with the packaging theme, they have developed a colour coding guide on the back of the packaging which enables the user to quickly ascertain the key features of the product. An aid to quick selection without the complications of having to read an appraisal of the product.

I’m all for a quick thrill.

Rather than “Bullet” I would describe this toy as a “Cigar Bullet” which as the name infers, means the vibrator is longer than a standard bullet. Which also implies there are an increased number of potential applications for this bullet vibrator.

Quite often a bullet’s application is predominantly for clitoral stimulation because of the nature of its shape and size. But with the Doc Johnson 7 Function Bullet its length offers so many opportunities.

Doc Johnson have considered not just the looks of this Mood bullet in its streamline organically decorated shaft but the silky soft finish. Unlike a lot of other bullets the Doc Johnson Mood 7 Function Bullet has a very tactile velvety surface which feels soft, silky and warm against the flesh.

Here are some of its finer points.

Offers quiet but powerful vibrations on 2 x AAA batteries.
Is waterproof for bathroom pleasures.
Can be used with water based, silicone and water/silicone hybrid lubricants,
With 3 x constants & 4 pulse/constant speed settings you are going to find one to suit your mood.
Can be used for both vaginal and clitoral stimulation.
Simply hold the button in the base in for several seconds to terminate when required.
Is easily secreted in a purse, pocket or glove box for personal pleasure on the go.

Now for something to get me in the mood. (I couldn’t resist)

Follow me, my Doc Johnson Mood 7 Function Bullet is waiting for me on my bedside draws it may be mid morning but I like an orgasm for my elevenses. Lol There aren’t many jobs where you can sneak off and have a good wank. Lol

It’s another dismal day out there and so dark that I’m not even bothering to pull the curtains today. Why bother there is nobody about.

The perfect day for some self pleasure don’t you think?

And it was bloody cold. I made my way to the bathroom with the 7 Function Bullet clasped in my hand. After holding it under the warm running tap the warmth spread through the bullet’s casing making it warm to the touch.

After a quick dry I wandered back to the bedroom to enjoy the vibratory release of the morning’s tensions. This was a quick flick and I left on my sweatshirt but kicked my tracksuit bottoms and panties to the floor. I didn’t look too hot wearing my socks and navy top but I was nice and warm as I pulled the duvet over my lower half.

After all nobody’s watching this is for me and me alone. My naughty indulgence.

The Mood Bullet slipped between my pussy lips without notice, the heat was still present and compared to my own. I nudged my excited clitoris with the tip and felt the blood flow in anticipation.

I probed my depths with the tip of the vibrator engulfing most of the shaft, simultaneously depressing the button in the base. The constant speeds felt good buzzing deep inside my vagina. But this was only a quick pit stop. I wanted some clitoral fun and I knew the Doc Johnson Mood bullet could do the trick.

With the shaft fully lubed up I placed the vibrating tip over my engorged clitoris. It felt good just letting the strong waves of vibration work their magic on me and my clit started to pulse. I stepped it up a little working through the vibratory patterns until I reached the last but for me the most arousing.

The low level escalation of the vibrations made me come up in goose bumps and take a sharp intake of breath as I started to succumb to their attentions. It was a perfect pitch, so in tune with my body that I found myself almost panting along with the vibratory melody.

I could feel the chorus line heading my way as the rapture of the rhythm captivated me. A few more bars and I would be there…

Engulfed by the crescendo I wilted there on the mattress, spent and happy.

The Doc Johnson Mood 7 Function Bullet can be used by anyone with a desire for pleasure, with a little imagination it can be what you want it to be.

Wonderland Pleasurepillar Vibrator

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Sep 292012

Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar Vibrator

I had to test this toy because the packaging is a bit of a mind fuck…so who knows what will transpire in the bedroom. When the package arrived via white van man I couldn’t wait to run upstairs to my office and open it.

Inside I found an embossed sleeve emblazoned with gold writing and product information and a relief image of the Pleasurepillar vibrator. When the external cover was slipped off a faux bamboo box containing the Pleasurepillar vibe was revealed.

Once inside you discover your pleasure product encased in a magnetic clasped box with Wonderland in gold lettering and images from the famous tale captured on the front. The product packaging is very creative and inviting to open.

The front of the box opens to reveal a forward for the Wonderland range in a storybook style and your vibrator secured in its white velveteen case. Doc Johnson have managed to capture the fun and excitement of the famous tale and embody it in this range of 5 vibrators.

So let the story unfold but first I’ll share some interesting facts about our friend the Pleasurepillar.

Has an easy to operate single push button interface which leaves your other hand free to do other things.
Offers 10 functions comprising of 3 x speeds, 1 x escalating and 6 pulsation settings. Oooh, something for us all there don’t you think?
Extend your play to the bathroom because this vibrator is waterproof.
Is easily powered off in an emergency by holding the push button in for 2 seconds.
Has an LED push button control for under cover guidance. Lol
With a g-spot curve you know that your are sure to be on target when it comes to pleasure.
Is the perfect size for a handbag or pocket for mobile fun.
Quiet in operation for discreet satisfaction.

Now time to slip off to my bedroom for some wriggly playtime…

No laying on top of the duvet tonight, it’s quite cold as we descend in to Autumn. I slip out of my clothes, discarding them to the bedroom floor. It’s warm under the duvet but my Pleasurepillar vibrator is cold laying on top of my bedside drawers.

I grab my vibe, open my legs and place it between the warm flesh of my thighs to take on my body heat. The silicone is cold as it presses against my flesh…brrr. A few minutes should see my vibrator reach a comfortable temperature to use on this cold evening.

Alex is out with work colleagues and I need a quick fix for this desire to cum.

After all these years of sex toy testing and reviewing I still get a kick out of self servicing my needs. It makes me feel a little naughty, perhaps dirty, for being able to satisfy my own needs. This all adds to the experience.

Reaching between my legs I feel for the Pleasurepillar and it feels ready for use, undistinguishable heat-wise from my own body’s flesh as I brush my hand over my inner thigh. Perfect for use.

The street light outside my illuminates my bedroom as the last of the day’s sun settles behind the horizon. It’s still and quiet outside, making me focus all the more on my own secret bedroom antics. It still amuses me after all these years to know that my day job is pleasure and nobody around me knows. Somewhere in this quiet suburb a lady is enjoying the pleasures of “the vibrator” and nobody knows.

I pressed the button in the base of the Wonderland Pleasurepillar and smiled as my duvet tent became illuminated by a blue glow. My sex toy was now buzzing accompanied by a light show.

The vibrations offered by the Wonderpillar whilst being varied aren’t quiet as strong as other similar products, a good thing for those who are sensitive to the stimulation on offer but for me took a while to hit the spot.

Aided by circular movement of the Pleasurepillar I found my sweet spot and therefore my sweet release.

This vibrator isn’t so much for the seasoned user but is more suited to the beginner to moderate user. It’s unchallenging in size and therefore really does tick all the boxes for the sex toy newbie.

Super Sucker 2.0 Masturbator

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Sep 012012

Super Sucker 2.0 Masturbator

The Super Sucker 2.0 Masturbator from Doc Johnson claims to give you a “natural super sucking action”, whatever that might be. The inference of course is that this masturbator is going to emulate the ministrations of a blowjob expert on your cock.

It’s made from soft, translucent UR3 material so as soon as I opened the packaging I was hit by the cloying and distinctive smell of Doc Johnson’s ubiquitous sex toy isomer. I washed the toy which does reduce the odour somewhat but it still lingered and although I’m used to the smell of UR3 from previous sex toy reviews I found the smell of this toy more intense than any I’ve tried before.

Along with the soft masturbation device is a powerful 7 function bullet vibrator. The bullet in itself is one that your partner might want to get their hands on for their own uses as it’s incredibly powerful. The three LR44 batteries needed to drive the bullet are provided in the box but when I loaded mine I found the O-ring which seals the battery compartment was made from a very inferior material and immediately stretched out of shape, leaving the battery compartment vulnerable to the ingress of water. Such a shame for such a nice little bullet.

Well, back to the masturbator sleeve itself. I inserted the bullet and found that the channel in which it fits was jagged and torn. Another miss on build quality by Doc Johnson. I was starting to feel a little disappointed by this sex toy; And from such well-known, established manufacturer too.

With a little water based lube and a handy erection I tried the Super Sucker 2.0 Masturbator out.

Well, it’s rather nice as it happens. The rubbing inside is distinct and effective and the sleeve stretched to accommodate my 7 ½ inches which is always a relief because some simply don’t manage it. The walls of the masturbator are rigid enough to make the internal contours effective for stimulation but thin enough to allow you good control as you stroke yourself. However the sucking action isn’t as distinct as I’d hoped, probably because UR3 is a very soft material so you are never going to create an effective vacuum in the top of the toy to give the sucking action.

Then there’s the vibrator. You can only feel the vibrations when you are fully embedded in the toy and the wider side of the flange on the base which contains the bullet is against your scrotum. When that’s the case your balls tingle with the bullet’s power but when the vibrating section of the toy isn’t in contact with the base of your cock you can feel nothing in your shaft just a little tingling in the finger soft your hand holding the toy.

Finally the translucency of the masturbator. I suspect that the properties of the UR3 material mean that it’s impossible to make it totally transparent. A pity because although you can see yourself inside the masturbator sleeve there’s no detail to perv over. Even when you cum inside things just get a little milkier than before and in that respect it’s inferior to truly transparent masturbators.

In summary I have to say that as a masturbator the Super Sucker 2.0 Masturbator from Doc Johnson is a perfectly serviceable sex toy. It does the job but it doesn’t suck, vibrate or give you a view of the action in ways that I had hoped.

Belladonna’s Pocket Pussy Review

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Nov 152011

Belladonna's Pocket Pussy

I have to say before I start this masturbator review that I am not one to lust after the pussy of a particular porn star. Or more accurately review a sex toy that’s supposed to have been modelled on a specific porn star. While I find it a nice novelty to have realistic looking sex toys the reality of using them is that once you’re inside the sensation you get has very little to so with a real vagina, porn star or otherwise. So, while I’m prepared to accept that the brightly painted lips of this UR3 sex toy are an exact representation of the filthy porn star Belladonna I suspect that her vagina is not ribbed in the same way as Belladonna’s Pocket Pussy.

So, on with the sex toy review.

This one’s a medium sized palm masturbator or stroker as they are often called. Made from UR3 material (Anti-bacterial SilAGel formula) this is a phthalate free and latex free sex toy that means it’s easy to clean and unlikely to cause any skin irritation in the vast majority of people. You can use water based or silicone lubes according to the instructions and once washed and lubed up you are ready to rock your cock.

The first thing you’ll notice about this masturbator is that the initially bright pink lips around the entrance will have faded after the pre-use wash to a less frighteningly vivid colour. This is a characteristic of UR3 toys. To get a little colour to stay on the non-porous and stretchy UR3 material the manufacturers, Doc Johnson, really have to lay on the colour!

This is an easy masturbator to get into. A lot of stokers like this have a very small opening which means when you try and fit the key in the lock so to speak you end up sliding over the escutcheon. Or to put it another way your cock skids around quite a lot before you get inside.

The ribbing inside this toy is totally unrealistic; This isn’t a criticism, just a statement of fact. Nor is it complex some sex toys that try and give you a variety of sensations as you use a toy. What you get is a series of distinct and evenly spaced ribs that give your shaft and glans a vigorous rubbing as you use the pocket pussy.

It’s a very pleasurable toy to use because the sensation is so consistent and strong. You can vary the pressure on your member through the soft walls of the toy and because there is plenty of soft UR3 between your hand and penis you feel the masturbator, not your finger.

This is a simple toy that does the job well. Not sophisticated, not ground breaking, but very competent.

Just add lube.

Doc Johnson i Vibe Rabbit

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Oct 262011

Doc Johnson i Vibe Rabbit

It’s a strange phenomena but I never tire of testing and creating a sex toy review of rabbits because there is such a diverse range of bunnies on offer these days.

As I look at the I Vibe I can’t help but think that all those buttons on the control panel almost ensure that I am about to have a pleasurable experience. This theory being I suppose – more options available the greater the chance of finding one that does it for you.

This rabbit promises a little bit more than your standard rabbit vibrator in that there are 3 additional functions which control the clit vibration patterns as well as the rotational settings of the rabbit’s shaft.

Initially the control panel on the front of the Doc Johnson I Vibe Rabbit seem a little like the controls on something from NASA but as you study them in greater detail it all becomes apparent why there are so many buttons.

It also helps if you have spent a number of years in IT. Lol

I was ready for a challenge and a little exquisite stimulation on this cold dank day, something to get me going for the day. Alex had just left and I could smell his presence on his pillow next to me.

My I Vibe was cold when I retrieved it from my draw. I placed it between my legs to take on my warmth, a familiar scenario but a proved one.

Let me tell you about the Doc Johnson I Vibe whilst he warms to me.

Offers independent clitoral and shaft rotation at the touch of a button.
With multi speed settings of both clitoral stimulation and rotating shaft your pleasure is ensured.
Has 3 functions for quick selection of clitoral and shaft patterns of stimulation.
Being waterproof means you can take it from bedroom to bathroom for uninterrupted pleasure.
Flexible clitoral stimulator ensures adjustable and comfortable stimulation.
Operates with 4 x AA batteries.

It felt nice, and warm, and snugly under the duvet and I wasn’t about to be jumping out of bed in a hurry. The central heating was doing its best to deliver but I wasn’t ready to rise just yet. Not when there was some fun to be had in bed.

I look upon mornings like these as clocking on but not in the conventional sense. Yes, I was at work testing toys but not quite physically there yet. It’s so good to be able to work from home, then again I don’t think sitting playing with a vibrator at 8am behind my desk would have gone down too well in previous positions. Lol

My I Vibe was now a little more body friendly in terms of temperature, placing the tip against my flesh didn’t make me jump so I knew I was ready to go and I certainly felt ready for a bit of morning “would” action.

Knowing the grabbing effect of the I Vibes compound I decided to apply a drop of water based lube to the tip and I smeared it around the head of the vibrator. Jelly vibes tend to grab and unless you are soaking wet I do advise that you do the same and add a little lube before play.

As I pushed the relatively cool, lubed tip inside me I felt its girth fill me but not over stretch me, a nice comfortable feeling of being penetrated without being challenged. Before penetration I had memorised the control panel and its functions something I like to do although some may be happy to look down between their legs during play, I prefer to lay back and think of…cuming!

Initially I pressed the “On” buttons for both the clit vibe and shaft to see how they felt on their default. The constant rotation and clitoral vibration felt good but I knew this vibrator could offer me more. I’m such a pleasure whore.

I pressed the F2 button and OMG are you kidding! This was massaging my inner vaginal walls and giving my clit a vibratory experience I hadn’t had before. Not only was my vagina being massaged one way then the other but my clit was being teased with a vibratory pattern which worked for me.

Toes curled, back arched and I was there…

Bastard!

You got me…

I was coming, no holds barred, noisily, honestly, enjoying fucking myself on this dull October day and if you don’t like it you can…

The i Vibe is an unchallenging size which would work for moderate to pro users with good memory for buttons or the ability to check between their legs for operational comfort. This vibe isn’t one of the quietest I have used but it does deliver in terms of power. So ensure you use this when you don’t have overnight visitors and when the kids are asleep.

Doc Johnson White Nights Pocket Rocket

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Jun 032011

White Nights Pocket Rocket

The prospect of testing and carrying out a sex toy review on a new clit vibe always gets me excited. For me clitoral orgasms are explosive, they leave me breathless in a way that g-spot orgasms don’t not that they are any better, just different.

So having the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson White Nights Pocket Rocket for meant I would be getting a little bit of clitoral pleasure. Pocket rockets are versatile sex toys and for me work best as clitoral vibrators, not forgetting they are great for teasing the nipples in to hard pink buds too.

However I will have to stop keeping these toys all to myself, I’m sure Alex would appreciate me rolling it over the soft flesh of his perineum. But at the moment he’s not here and I’m feeling randy just for a change. Lol

Alex left the house just 5 minutes ago and I’m still languishing between the warm sheets. It’s great not having to jump out of bed in a morning and start that familiar old routine of getting ready for the office. I certainly don’t miss those days of slaving away for an unappreciative boss.

Now I can take my time and still hit the office adjacent to my bedroom without all the hussle and bussle. In fact I can clock on whilst in my own bed and that was just what I had planned today as I retrieved the White Nights Pocket Rocket from my bedside draw…

But first here are some of my White Nights Pocket Rocket’s vitals:

Is made from ABS plastic with a soft velvety texture which feels nice and sensual to the touch.
Can be used with or without the additional noduled cap.
Is waterproof for bedroom to bathroom pleasure.
Offers single speed vibrations.
Operates on 1 x AA battery.
Is quiet in operation so you don’t have to worry if you have guests staying over.

With my vibrator in hand I turned over to face Alex’s side of the bed and pulled his pillow under my nose. I could smell his aftershave on the cotton cover and inhaled his essence deep in to me before unbuttoning my night shirt to expose my left breast.

A turn of the base brought the White Nights Pocket Rocket to life and I held it gently over my nipple which started to protrude within seconds of the vibrations stimulating the pinkish brown flesh. I could see the tiny pimples around my areola rise as I traced circles around my nipple.

As the blood flushed in to my nipple I felt the tingle as it started to harden and grown. I love my nipples being played with because they are so sensitive to even the slightest of stimuli and this vibrator was making me very horny.

I parted my legs and lowered my hand to between my legs. The tip of the pocket rocket made contact with my clit and it felt so good on my swollen clit. My nipples and clit must be hardwired because it was fully engorged by the time I took my vibe to it.

The vibrations rippled through my pulsing fleshy nub but weren’t getting me there so I added a side to side motion, rubbing my clit with the vibrator’s metal nubs. This felt good, felt more like it but I found myself wanting more.

I moved opened my shirt once more exposing my pert nipple and raising my hand I placed the pocket rocket against my bulging teat.

Wetting my middle finger I slipped it between my slit locating my clitoris. It was fleshy and firm and as I massaged it from side to side, vibe concentrating it’s efforts on my pulsating nipple. It was merely a matter of seconds before I felt the warm glow and tingle of an ensuing orgasm build.

My hand wet still trembling I turned off my Doc Johnson White Nights Pocket Rocket and placed it on the bed next to me.

This toy is ideal for ladies who are sensitive to vibration and want something a little less powerful than some of the leading pocket rockets to play with. However, if you are looking for something intensely stimulating then this one probably isn’t for you.

Doc Johnson Mr Marcus’ Personal Fluffer

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Mar 112011

Doc Johnson Mr Marcus UR3 Personal Fluffer

Sex toy reviews offer a variety of opportunities for personal pleasure and when they come in such a compact package as Mr Marcus’ Personal Fluffer you’re glad to be a sex toy tester. It’s difficult to conceive a smaller male masturbator than this.

This masturbator from Doc Johnson is moulded from a single piece of UR3 material giving a soft life-like feel combined with ease of cleaning. Well, there’s the sale pitch over with, what’s it like to use.

A little water based lube was required to slip the tiny opening of this masturbator over the end of my erect cock. As I slid inside I could feel the internal ridges designed to stimulate my member, they were distinct but not overly effective being mainly concentrated in the entrance of the toy. My instinct is to thrust in deep and in doing so I stretched the UR3 moulding wide, in doing so shortened its length meaning my cock popped out of the end.

This isn’t in itself a problem as the feeling of a toy like this exposing and engulfing your cock either on entry or as it pokes out of one end is stimulating. While it would be nice if it would accommodate the whole of my length and girth the sensation of exposure to cool air and the rubbing of my frenulum as I withdraw has to be a plus.

This is the first masturbator I have tried which has anything other than a pinky flesh colour, it’s a medium brown. It was quite a novelty to be penetrating and masturbating with a dark coloured toy for a change.

The Personal fluffer is billed as being tight, and it was, entry was a little tricky and once inside the constant pressure against the sides of my penis was very enjoyable. I’ve had tight masturbators before but they have been inside rigid cases and made entry and use less easy. The Mr Marcus’ Personal Fluffer isn’t constrained like this and therefore allows you to experience a tight sensation that stretches just enough to allow you to feel the pressure without feeling too restricted.

Because there is little UR3 material between your cock and your hand control is no problem and this adds further to the sensation provided by the ridges inside the fluffer.

Despite this being a relatively cheap sex toy you can have a load of fun with it and because it’s from Doc Johnson the quality is excellent, even down to the detailed pores on the waxed pudenda.

Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit

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Mar 032011

Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit

I usually take my sex toy reviews seriously. In this instance the Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit can be seen as a bit of naughty fun. The little rabbit is so cute and so appropriate for next month when we see the advent of Spring.

To be honest because I didn’t take him too seriously I wondered if he would be best deployed to entertain my very playful, hunter-gatherer cat. He loves anything small, bouncy and rodent-like it appeals to his predatory instincts.

But maybe I was doing this little fella an injustice before I had seen what tricks he could perform for me. As they say good things can cum in small packages.

Lets get up close and personal with “Roger”, here are his credentials:

Available in pink and white, mine was white. Don’t get me started about Jefferson Airplane…I know I’m a rock chick through and through.
Made from non toxic vinyl rubber.
Operated via 2 AA batteries
Offering Multiple speeds via the wired remote control.
Provides powerful moderately quiet vibrations.

It wasn’t my intention to test Roger but I found him to be a distraction in the corner of my eye as I worked away writing on my PC. So come lunch time I just had to release him from his packaging and feed him.

I decided to indulge myself as a little appetiser. After all there is nothing like a bit of naughtiness to give you an appetite. After giving a thorough cleansing with anti-bac soap in the bathroom I scooped him up and took him back to my office. Good job I work from home.

He looked like the perfect office companion. I slipped off my panties, placing them on Alex’s chair and loaded the DVD drive in my PC with one of my latest deliveries. I pushed back in my office chair and waited for the feature to start.

My ass fucking DVD started and I was already wet in anticipation. I sat Roger on my chair head looking right at my pussy. The action started and I turned the dial to feel the strong waves of vibratory pleasure my Mini Mini Rabbit was offering to me.

This vibe was so powerful on my clit I just had to turn up the volume. He was now giving me some extreme bunny hop on my swollen clit and I was ready to take what he had to offer me. I turned the dial to max power and moments later I was curling my toes and involuntarily twitching as that bitch took it up the arse.

The Mini Mini Vibe is a people friendly vibe who packs a punch. A good value thrill which will certainly put a spring in your step.

Doc Johnson Petite Flowers Vibrator

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Feb 232011

Doc Johnson Petite Flowers Vibrator

I thought it was about time I tested and sex toy reviewed a product perfect for the first timer. And I spotted this Doc Johnson Petite Flowers Vibrator, not only does it look attractive it also doesn’t have a threatening size or shape which may put some vibrator newbies off.

This vibrator is small enough to secret in your handbag, purse or even glove box if you wish to take it with you for a little fun on the go.

The shaft of this vibrator is both soft and flexible for ease of use and is sprinkled with roses in relief to provide extra stimulation along the shaft.

Here’s a bunch of facts about the Petite Flowers Vibrator (did you get the joke there? Lol)

Made from soft TPR and ABS plastic.
Size perfect for the beginner.
Has an easy to operate rotational multi speed dial, for one touch action.
Is waterproof for a little bathroom fun or if you have a swimming pool even better but please don’t take it to the municipal pool. Lol
Operates on 2 x AAA batteries.
Is quiet in operation for a bit of “stealth” pleasure. Sorry couldn’t resist.

I heard the door of Alex’s car slam shut and the engine turn over. It was still early and it wasn’t as if I had to get to the office early. Lol So I decided to lay in bed for a little longer, after all it was only 6am…

…The next thing I knew it was 7.03am and daylight was on course to be here soon. It was raining outside and the wind was howling around the eves. I was awake, just not ready to leave the warm comfort of my bed.

It seemed like the perfect time to do some work but not have to get up. I would test a toy, that way I wasn’t exactly being lazy but I wasn’t exactly eager to hit my office next door either.

Reaching in to my bedside drawer I retrieved the Doc Johnson Petite Flowers Vibrator. I knew this review was going to be aimed at the first timer not a seasoned user like me. Placing it between my thighs to warm I reached in the drawer for my lube. Gel vibes like this one I find need some lubricant as they can drag and pull it you don’t.

Minutes later I had retrieved the vibrator and applied a small blob of lube to the tip. I ran my finger around the tip, distributing it around the head for ease of insertion. The tip of the vibe slipped inside me with ease as I expected. Because the girth of the Petite Flowers vibrator is slim I didn’t feel as full as with other vibrators.

Once I turned the dial the tip began to resonate in my vaginal opening and felt comforting and pleasant. I found that the flexible shaft came in to play next as I bent the base towards my clit. Turning up the dial to max I started to run the embossed shaft over my clit, in and out , in and out.

The dual stimulation of the buzzing in my vaginal opening and the rubbing on my clit felt good and although not quite enough to push me over the edge would be perfect for a vibrator newbie. Or even someone sensitive to vibration and stimulation.

Although I didn’t have sweet release I can certainly recommend this vibrator to anyone who hasn’t owned their own vibrator before. It’s the perfect introductory toy for the adventurous girl. And where you go from here is up to you.

Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket Plus

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Dec 022010

Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket Plus

I can’t believe, considering the number of adult products I’ve reviewed that I haven’t had my hands on a pocket rocket before now. It’s one of the iconic sex toys that has somehow passed me by over the years I’ve been reviewing.

Time to change that and add it to my list of sex toy reviews …

As soon as the omission was recognised I arranged for not just one to be delivered post haste but two. So I will be able to make comparisons between the two leading manufacturers of the Pocket Rocket.

I’ll be taking a look at the Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket Plus first. It can be used for teasing nipples and labia but we all know where it’s going don ‘t we. Lol Yes, you have it. My clitoris is crying out for its attention, you know just how much I love my clitoral massagers.

Before we embark upon the voyage in to space on this mini launcher I’ll give you the check list for the vibrator.

Is small enough to slip discreetly in to your purse or pocket.
Can be used with the cap for additional stimulation.
Has a powerful motor which isn’t too quiet on full speed but considering the vibratory amplitude is reasonably discrete.
Offers three speeds of vibration operated via an easy to use slide controller.
Powered via 2 x AA batteries.
Warning: The Pocket Rocket isn’t waterproof. Be careful when washing it, I managed to get water inside the battery compartment when I cleaned mine prior to use.

As I lay back on the cool mattress I made a conscious decision to remove the plastic cap from the tip, the nodules were more severe than the rounded metal prongs of the head. Perhaps I will try it with rather than without next time. ;0

The central heating had warmed the room sufficiently to enable me to lay there with just a bra on. As I warmed the Pocket Rocket between my thighs I slipped my right hand inside my lacy bra cup and felt around for my nipple. Moments later I found it as the blood filled the fleshy nub, pushing it outwards towards my index and middle fingers.

I took hold of it between them pulling gently aiding it’s erection. The nerves in my breast started to fire and send messages of pleasure to my cortex. My pussy joined in and started to pulse with the rush of blood and the anticipation of a new toy to play with.

A quick pinch of my nipple and my hand was slipping from the warm cup to between my legs. The Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket had now taken on my body heat and was ready to go. I licked my middle finger and ran it up and down my slit, lubricating my clitoris with my saliva.

Using my left hand I parted my labia for ease of access, revealing my pounding clitoris which was starting to feel engorged with its life blood. Knowing the power of my vibe I pushed gently against the slider and it fired up.

Application of its vibrating tip to my eager clit solicited the slightest of moans. It felt good as the vibrations worked their magic on me. Here in this darkened room I could do as I pleased, Alex was busy working at his desk next door aware that I was being naughty on my own here in the dark. That added fuel to the fire and I started to feel turned on as that vibe buzzed against my blushing clitoris. I slipped the control up a notch and added a side to side movement which was simply sublime…

What was I saying?

Oh yes. The added movement was now starting to make me tingle a sure sign that I am about to orgasm. I slowed it down, extending the moment, not wanting to rush things. But it wasn’t enough, I found myself twitching, curling my toes, heart racing and face flushing as I was launched in to outer-space on that rocket between my legs.

This could be a beginners toy but beware it packs a punch and may be just a little too intense. But it would certainly suit an intermediate to pro like me who likes a speedy “happy”.

Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal Sex Toy Review

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Aug 032009

Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal

As sex toy reviews go a sex toy review about a porn star’s pussy is always going to be interesting. Meggan Mallone’s pocket pal is moulded from Meggan’s own pussy, you can even see the bumps of her hair follicles reproduced faithfully on this toy.

As male masturbators go the Meggan Malone Pocket Pal is rather good. You may be a little surprised by the cherry red labia when you first unpack the toy, but when you’ve washed it before use you’ll find the colouration fades to a more life-like pink blush. I have experienced this with UR3 toys before. The soft plastic doesn’t take colour well so I surmise they paint it in the very bright colours so it retains the correct hue after a good wash. Being UR3 this toy is phthalate free and contains no latex. Continue reading »

USB Massage Ball Vibrator Review

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Jan 142009

USB Vibrator

Plug And Play Masturbate Today!

I love toys it goes without saying. I also spend one hell of a load of time sitting at my desk after my day job, writing stories, articles and reviews for all of our sites. No wonder I’m knackered all the bloody time. Lol

No really, sometimes I sit in front of my PC without a clue what I’m going to write but fully aware that I need to write content for the sites. It can sometimes be challenging and other times daunting. It must be similar to writers block, the need to write but having not a clue about what.

As I sat on my office chair today, mind blank I decided to plug in my USB Massage Ball from Doc Johnson. I know, I thought the same thing, why the fuck did they not give it a name which made it sound appealing or at least like they could be arsed. Lol Perhaps something like My Little Flower.

Spending hours sat upright in a chair leaning over a keyboard is not the most romantic of positions to be in. But for Alex and myself it is quite normal now. We both take up seats next to each other and produce content for our sites. Sometimes we stop to evaluate each others work or simply to kiss but this is certainly a busy household. Alex and I rarely take time and if we do there is an element of guilt that creeps in. If we are away from home there has to be an internet connection. Lol Continue reading »

Pleasure Tops Vibrator

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Sep 162008

Pleasure Tops vibrator

I must admit that when my naughty friends at On Joy sent me this toy over to test drive it did puzzle somewhat in it’s application, with its unconventional shape. The toy is promoted as being an unisex vibrator, being suitable for both vaginal and anal insertion.

It would probably be too ambitious for me to try inserting the business end inside my ass as I am only a beginner when it comes to anal but I’m sure some of you out there wouldn’t find it quite so intimating.

The Pleasure Tops rundown:

It is constructed with a soft feel TPR top and an ABS plastic base with a circumference of approx 21cm and a height of just over 11cm

The toy is waterproof, phthalate free and non toxic

Pleasure Ball by Doc Johnson

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May 232008

Pleasure Ball Vibrator

Rubbing One Out With My Pleasure Ball …

The Pleasure Ball by Doc Johnson is very dinky, I got one in pink and it looks very much like a child’s ball. In fact I better not leave it around when my little nephew next visits or he will be rolling up and down the living room for the cat.

One thing it doesn’t look like is an adult toy, which is a good thing. You could get away with leaving it on the coffee table while your parents are round without fear of discovery.

That said you cannot get away from the fact that it is very much like the Tuyo Vibromasseur, although less expensive.