Since this beauty caught my eye at the Erotic Trade Only Show way back in July I have been trying to get my hands on one to test and sex toy review.  It’s always good to get your hands on a toy you have desired and lusted after for such a long time.

And now I have my very own.  Note – big smile.  🙂

I don’t normally go on about packaging because it’s not really that important for most toys.  That is until you are paying a little more than for a standard vibrator, as in this case.  And the packaging didn’t disappoint.  The Royal Swan is presented in a magnetic clasped sturdy box which comes complete with a multi country adapter (useful for at home and abroad recharging, a nice touch as you are usually supplied with just the one for your country) and a user manual.

The manual’s section on the Press and Hold feature is an interesting read and could have been written by Mills and Boon, speaking in romantic terms and taking an age to come to the point about the features of the toy! But the rest is in good old plain English.  lol

The Royal Swan feels so good to hold with the balled end sitting so neatly and comfortably in your palm.  Unlike other premium vibrators this one is one continuous stylish silicone form, with no nasty joints to either irritate or gather dirt.  It has a smooth velvety finish which makes you just want to fondle it.

All the shapes in this range are so organic and flowing you just want to get your hands on them all.  But for now I’ll concentrate my attention on this lady and not be so greedy.  😉

She possesses style, class and easy to operate controls, everything you would desire of a bedroom companion.  I can’t wait to see how she performs.  The shaft rotates and wiggles as it does so and offers multi speed vibrations and the clit vibe flexes to fit and has an independent control.

Here are her vitals for you to read while I take a quick shower.

• Offers dual motors powered by the renowned “Power Bullet” in both the shaft and clitoral vibrator.
• Has independent controls for both the rotating/wiggling shaft and the clit vibe.
• Easily operated via two push button controls which are held in to increase speed to the desired setting.
• Once fully charged offers up to 5 hours of vibrating pleasure.
• Features a quick on/off simply press the button quickly to stop either the clit vibe or the shaft from rotating.  Ideal if you hear someone coming…that is apart from you.  Lol
• With its curved tip this vibrator delivers some serious g-spot stimulation.
• Is reasonably quiet in operation given the power it possesses.

…So that’s where you got to…come on I’ve found my lube.

I’ve just got back from the gym and feeling pretty horny after watching my favourite personal trainer working out.  Don’t you just love it when they don’t have a client booked in!  ;0  I gave my bike one hell of a grinding with my moist pussy as I watched him flex his muscles.

Now freshly showered I’m as horny as hell.

I charged my Royal Swann vibrator last night in readiness for such a moment.  Vibrators are best tested when you are ready for a good time.  And I’m ready.

You pull the curtains and I’ll slip out of this wet towel, folding it and placing it over my pillow to avoid my hair wetting it.  As I sink in to the mattress I reach over to my bedside draw and extract my vibe.  It feels cool to the touch after laying in wait for me.  I soon remedy this by placing it between my thighs.

The central heating glugs in the background somewhere as I open my legs, heels together.  I applied a small nub of lube to the tip of the rabbit and pressed it gently against my opening.  I was so ready for this it slipped in with ease.

Once inside I pushed the lower button firing up the cliiiiiit vibe.  After making a small adjustment I had it vibrating nicely against my swollen button.  Now for some internal stimulation…I pressed the top button until I found the required wiggle…it felt good rubbing my g-spot whilst simultaneously massaging my vaginal passage.

I found applying a gently pressure with a single finger kept the Royal Swan in place and enabled the movement of the shaft to do the do for me.  The mere motion of the shaft was both massaging my g-spot and my clit in one without any movement on my part.  Normally I have to assist with a side to side or back and forth, not with this.

However I did find that putting your thighs together did increase the noise level but preferred to keep my thighs open anyway so that wasn’t detrimental to my enjoyment.  😉  And oh boy, did I come!  And the neighbours were out which was even better.  😉

This vibe is a good all rounder as it neither challenges nor threatens the user being slim and organically shaped.  The shaft isn’t too wide and the motion which can be controlled easily isn’t too intense.  But best of all you don’t have to study the manual to use it.