This is going to be a quick sex toy review, or more accurately adult product review. The 69 Wet Head Lemon Strips are a product created to enhance oral sex. Believe me, they do.

Like a certain well known brand of breath freshener they come in a small flip-top container and when placed on the tongue melt to give a wave of lemony-minty freshness and zing. Oh yes they zing. If your partner has one of these in their mouth and dives down on you you’ll find yourself getting a little more than a good licking.

It’s the mintiness you see. As anyone who has tried the minty blowjob technique knows, peppermint oil on genitalia adds a lot to the whole experience. When I gave Suze a good licking, augmented by one of these strips she squirmed with delight.

She responded in kind and gave me a blow job. The direct effect was to make my cock, particularly the frenulum and glans tingle. Suze also tried blowing on my lemon coated member and the cool freshness this created was fantastic.

Like all ideas this is simple and effective. You could use mints instead but they wouldn’t have the lemony zest or convenience of the little pack of 69 Wet Head Lemon Strips – which is about the size of two £1 coins.

Go on, you know you want to.