A Penis From Venus …

Sorry, it rhymed. Strictly speaking it was assonance but you know what I mean. Lol There were a few new sex toys I couldn’t wait to get my hands on at the Venus Sexpo in Berlin. Sex toy reviews are what we do on Sex Toys Buz after all. The only problem was that most of the stands only had a few samples and some just the prototypes as the first batches of their product was still being produced.

That said I am going to be getting some of the new products sent over to me for testing soon, so watch this space for the latest reviews.

There were also a lot of new colours being exhibited as opposed to new toys. One medium which does seem to be a contender in the quest for new and exciting are the range of glass vibrators, some of them very sleek and reminiscent of the high end of the market.

Since arriving back from Berlin it seems to have been non stop with no signs of letting up, which of course is good news for Sex Toys Buzz.

One toy I did manage to bring home in my suitcase was this lovely wooden vibrator. I was given a beautiful purple WaldMichlsHoldi. Got you there didn’t I? 🙂 I don’t speak German either, did French and strangely enough can’t speak that either.

In short this is a spruce wood vibrator made form renewable sources. So all you green people will love this. The range of wooden toys made by this company is extensive and each one has the most beautiful finish. Here are some interesting facts about my Waldfee M-Vibr wooden vibrator.

It’s hand made from the finest German spruce wood and beautifully stained and lacquered to give you a luxurious body friendly finish
Odourless and hypoallergenic conforming to DIN 71.3 quality standard
Can be used in the shower because it is waterproof
Undulated shape for maximum stimulation and sensations
Multi speed control dial in the base
Measuring 17cm in length x 11.5cm maximum circumference
Powered by 2 x AAA batteries

This vibrator is really high quality and I simply couldn’t wait to test it. The opportunity presented itself yesterday, when after a particularly heavy morning I was in need of some fun and I decided to visit my favourite chat room.

I chatted for a while on my social network and one of the guys had got me feeling a little bit randy. He’s a regular and although as randy as all the rest doesn’t ask me to masturbate on webcam or meet him. Lol

He went off line to relieve himself and I was left high and dry. Only one thing to do. I went in to the bedroom and withdrew my Waldfee vibrator from my drawer. It really does feel nice to hold, not too cumbersome and very smooth.

The batteries were already loaded before it was placed and eagerly awaiting abuse in my bedside drawer. I placed it on the bed while I walked over to close the curtains on a dull day. Alex had left the control for the DVD player on top of his drawers and I pressed the on button for the DVD and television.

A Brazzers DVD was still in the drive, something about milfs, I started it running at scene two, my oh my, she is a big girl. 😉 I lay back on the bed and took the wooden vibe in my hand. It was a little cool so I slipped under the blankets and placed the vibe between my legs to warm.

Wood warms up easily and within minutes it was body temperature. Suze was already wet and therefore lube was not required. I took hold of the vibe from between my thighs and turned the dial about a quarter turn. It sprang in to life and I positioned it between my pussy lips, running it up and down my clit. The vibrations were strong and powerful, the sleek finish running smoothly over my swollen button.

I turned the dial a little more, to probably half way and continued to run the vibe up and down my slit. It felt good almost comforting feeling those vibrations tickle my clit. One more run over my clit and then I pushed the tip of the vibrator inside me.

The vibrations could be felt strong and fast. I pushed the vibe up to the hilt and felt the tip millimetres from my cervix. I turned to max power and let the wood resonate through me. With my middle finger on the base of the vibe I let it slip out almost completely and then pushed it steadily back in again.

The undulations of the shaft massaging my vaginal opening with each push and natural ejection. I let my body evacuate the wooden vibrator naturally which worked nicely and then gently I pushed it back in. It was like riding a smooth undulating cock with added vibration.

I was riding this vibe but letting my body control the situation and with each thrust I could feel the tension grow…until it happened…a huge wave of pleasure swept over me and I was caught up in the turbulence of orgasm…

This vibrator isn’t too big and would suit a toy newbie and seasoned user alike. It offers no challenges and is easy to use, with a good vibratory feedback that is quiet in use too. As they say this one is good clean fun. 😉