Handmaiden, Giving Myself A Hand Job

The majority of the sex toy reviews I carry out tend to be of battery operated toys.  This is unintentional because there are some wonderful manually operated adult tools out there.  What I think tends to happen is I gravitate to pleasure objects which can be operated with little user input.  In other words in the world of self pleasure I have become a little lazy.

I suppose the best analysis would be that I have now switched from enjoying a manual transmission to an automatic one.  And in doing so I have forgotten just how much fun it can be to take total control.

Enough of the analogies and down to my Adam & Eve HandMaiden…

When I selected the Handmaiden I did so based on its shape, contours and pleasure nubs at both the internal and external points of the toy.  It looks the business and I have an eye for a toy which will provide me with hours of pleasure.

Here are some of the Handmaiden’s finer points:

• Featuring 10cm of insertable pleasure, enhanced with two large nubs to massage and stimulate.
• With clit stimulator enhanced with 2 rows of four stimulating nodules.
• Battery free, 100% platinum medical grade silicone which is hypoallergenic.
• Ergonomically shaped to target your g-spot.
• Has a useful handle to control the Handmaiden or for your partner to take control.
• Easily cleaned in the dishwasher, just make sure your family or friends don’t watch you load or unload.  Lol

So, lets get down and dirty.

It was Thursday afternoon and I was feeling somewhat uninspired, I was trying to find a muse to write erotica and it just wasn’t flowing.  I decided to test drive the Handmaiden for some inspiration.

My first attempt at inserting the toy was unlubed because normally I’m moist enough to play without.  In this instance the girth of the masturbator meant that I really needed to lube up.  I’m not sure if this was down to its size or design but I simply couldn’t insert it without some water based lubricant.

Once moistened with the lube I found it easier to insert.  I say easier because all the while I felt that it really wasn’t hitting home with ease.  Eventually I managed to manipulate it in to place but it didn’t quite feel right.

I had an overwhelming feeling that the Handmaiden was pincering me.  I tried to manoeuvre the toy inside me to achieve a more comfortable experience.  Unfortunately I could not find a comfortable position for this toy.  The shape seemed to be totally wrong for a woman of 5’ 7” and the pressure applied to my clit was now becoming slightly uncomfortable.

In an attempt to recover the situation I took hold of the handle on the Handmaiden and moved it around but to no avail, it just didn’t quite literally sit well with me.

I’m wondering if this product has been developed with the more petite lady in mind because it certainly doesn’t lend itself to the average female.  I’m never one to totally give up on a product, I’m sure if you have smaller dimensions to me you would probably have a whale of a time.

Let me know.  Because I never put a good idea down.

My verdict on this toy…can someone please let me know if it worked for them because I’m sure it would…