I considered it a challenge to find out just who was the “Boss” with this sex toy review. I had been waiting some time for the chance to prove myself with this wicked Fun Factory Vibrator.
Would this phallically shaped vibrator win me over?
The Boss is from the Smartvibes range and promises powerful play with a turbo boost button for even more and I couldn’t wait to give it a chance to fall under its spell.
I had a nice thick black vibrating cock to play with…who could ask for more. But wait a minute I better give you The Boss’ vitals before I get started. This time it won’t be quick “the boss is coming” it will be me instead. 😉
Ergonomically shaped to sit well in your hand and easy to use.
Has easy to use + and – buttons with an additional turbo boost button which takes you closer to the edge and gives one big push.
With a thick flexing velvet soft touch shaft it feels great against the skin and the realistically shaped head and veining add to the experience.
Offers great g-spot stimulation with its curved tip and the basal hump gives added clitoral stimulation in use.
With 6 x constant and 6 x pulsating modes there is something to be enjoyed by everyone.
Can be enjoyed in the bathroom as well as the bedroom because it’s 100% waterproof.
Runs on 4 x AAA batteries…
…and that was the problem. I didn’t have any AAA batteries. Bugger! I had lots of AA’s but not even a second hand AAA was to hand.
Determined not to be defeated I picked up my Fun Factory Boss vibrator and my car keys and set off for the local store. When I arrived in the car park it was quite busy and I ended up parking miles from the front door which wasn’t a problem as I knew I wouldn’t be trundling back to the car with several heavy bags in tow.
It didn’t take me long to locate and buy my batteries as I qualified for the basket isle which only had a couple of people waiting. Then I was soon making my way back to the car which I had parked at the bottom end of the car park by the perimeter wall or should I say steep and high embankment.
The temptation to put my new boss to the test was overwhelmingly tempting as I sat in drivers seat with the key in the ignition. This end of the car park was quiet due to it’s lack of proximity to the store. It’s a bit like the gym, nobody likes to have to walk to it from the car. Lol
I retrieved my vibe from the glove box and popped the batteries out of their box, loading them one by one in to the base of The Boss vibrator. It was too tempting, I pressed the + button just to see how powerful he was and one thing lead to another.
Before I knew it I was slipping my panties down my thighs and picking them off the floor between my feet. I looked around and I was still the only car on the row.
Pushing my hips forward I moved my buttocks to the edge of my seat and lowered the back for ease of access. Yes, I’ve done this kind of thing before and find the additional risk of being discovered legs akimbo and panties around my ankles an enhancement. 😉
I grasped my Fun Factory The Boss and it felt quite substantial in my hand and even more so as I pushed it against my very, very wet snatch. As I applied pressure to the rounded base with my palm I felt myself opening to accommodate the generous girth of this vibrator. It’s by no means a slim Jim, if you like it big, fat and filling you will love this vibrator.
The head slipped inside me and I almost popped as it pushed deep inside. I was now up to the hilt in vibrator and feeling very much vaginally full.
A few presses of the + button took me to a strong and rapid vibration which rattled my pelvis and stimulated my vagina and clitoris too. I pushed harder back in to my seat and with eyes half open kept my vigil as I moved The Boss in and out of my hungry pussy. This had been worth waiting for.
With each thrust I could feel the head of the vibrator glance over my g-spot and stimulate my vaginal passage. It didn’t take long for the tingling to start in my toes as my pelvis resonated with the strong but quiet vibrations which were now winning me over.
I bent the basal nub over my clitoris and let the vibrations work their magic inside and out, giving a gentle periodic roll over my clitoris which felt soooo good.
The combination of g-spot and clitoral stimulation had me enraptured and I pressed the turbo button. A few hip flicks and rolls of that nub over my clitoris and I found myself trembling as I came. Realising I had took my eye off the ball as I came back down to earth, I opened my eyes to take a quick reckie.
There was nobody around…however I’m not sure that I haven’t been videoed. So if you should see a clip of a girl getting off in a supermarket car park, that will be me. Lol
Because of The Boss’ ample size I would recommend this as an intermediate/professional users toy but certainly something to aim for as a newbie because it’s such a good size and shape. Additionally, I would advise you to use lube with this substantial toy unless like me you are very, very wet.
This is one boss I don’t mind submitting to. Right, any offers to clean my car seat?