This sex toy review has been a long time coming if you pardon the pun.  I actually acquired this toy over a year ago and it has been sitting in bag waiting to be released.  To be precise it was given to me at the Venus Sexpo in 2009.  I can hear the gasps of breath.  Lol

I can remember the day quite clearly.  Alex and I had made our way through the retail hall and their in the corner was the Big Tease stand.  Imediately recognisable by the huge yellow duck sitting on the floor next to the display cabinet.

I was looking at the toys when a brunette with an American accent asked if I was interested in anything.  My immediate reply was to introduce myself as being Suze from Alexsuze, at which point she quite literally jumped up and down repeating my name.  Something made me realise she knew who we were.  Lol

She appeared from behind the stand and gave me a hug.  Recognition indeed.  And since that moment it has been inside a zip up pocket in my rucksack just waiting to be played with.  And reviewed of course!

As we approach Valentines Day I thought it would be a good idea to give this bullet vibe a testing, here are her finer qualities.

• Is crafted from what appears to be ABS plastic finished with a rich red metallic finish and enhanced with a pretty floral motif etched in a TPR band around one end of the toy.
• Features easy to operate push button control on the base.
• Is waterproof for a bit of bathroom fun and easy to grip in wet hands with the inset band of TPR.
• Has three speed settings, the third being powerful and also not very quiet but I’m sure when it’s between your legs it will be quieter.  😉
• Easily concealed in a pocket or purse for a bit of on the move pleasure.

Or better still in me.  😉

I wandered off to the bedroom for a bit of afternoon delight retrieving my Onye from my draw.  Next I drew the curtains on the gray day.  Plumping the mega bean bag in the window near the radiator and placing my vibe on there set the scene for my afternoon pleasure.

After taking a pee I slipped out of my trousers and panties, unsure about taking off my shirt because the air temperature was still quite cool, I decided to leave it on.

Once round the other side of the room where the bean bag was I became warmer.  Toy in hand I sank down on to the bean bag, shirt still fastened.  I was in a kind of naughty half dressed state clutching my Onye warming her in my hand before deployment.

I grabbed the remote from the top of Alex’s drawers and pressed play.  Plan B my chosen accompanyment.  Settling back in to the beanbag, feeling it mould to my shape I spread my legs placing the soles of my feet together.

Anticipation had already boosted my moisture levels and I ran the Onye between my pussy lips, slicking her up.  A press of the on button made her burst in to life, the vibrations were deep and powerful in resonance.  I pressed the button again and ran it up and down my clitoris and it wasn’t long before I was swollen and receptive.

Given that the Onye has a generous girth for a bullet vibe I tried slipping it in to my vaginal opening which felt good, especially when I used my PC muscles to grip it.  The third press of the button had me smiling from ear to ear.

I withdrew the Onye placing it once more over my clitoris.  Normally I prefer a contrast of vibrations to bring myself off, either escalating or pulsation so I knew it would be a challenge for a 3 speed vibe to do the trick but I wanted to see just what she could do for me.

Positioning the vibe on the tip of my clit I applied a little pressure, pushing her in to my pulsing clitoris.  It felt good and I knew from the tingling I was starting to feel in my digits and toes that this vibe was doing it for me.  I kept her perfectly still nuzzled over my clit and let the vibrations do their thing.

Toes curled, skin flushed and blushed, small droplets of perspiration formed…here she comes baby!  I was in the grip of my orgasm and the intense sensitivity in my clit urged me to remove my Onye, I was far too sensitive.  Holding it in my hand, still buzzing, I twitched my way through a delicious climax.

The Onye would make the perfect intimate companion for any level of vibrator user, combining beauty with functionality a very nice prezzie for Valentines Day.