The range of sex toys in the Pipedream Fetish Fantasy range seems to grow every time I check them out. This set of Clit and Nipple Suckers is just one of their varied and often surprising range of sex toys waiting to be reviewed.

When I opened the box the first thing that fell out was the “Free Mask” which comes with pretty much every Fetish Fantasy product. It’s a bit of fun but having tried one of the many that have accompanied the toys I’ve tested I can tell you they make you sweat! Nice idea, but never mind.

The three TPR plastic cups that com in the set all have a groove in the top made to accept the three vibrating bullets supplied with the set. Each bullet is powered by a single “N” size battery.

Here are the main features of the little suckers:

• You get two for your nipples and one for your clit. That should suit most people LOL. If you have more than one clit you’re just greedy :p
• Each suction cup has a slot, into which you fit a vibrating bullet.
• The batteries for the bullet are supplied. No hunting around for power before you start to play.
• The set is waterproof so you can use them in the shower though I think using them in the bath might be a bit risky as the seals might not stand being submerged.
• The bullets have one, count it, one speed, but are quite powerful.

I let Alex apply the nipple suckers to me first but warned him to be careful as if he inflicted too much pain he would feel a sharp knee to the groin. I like having my nipple sucked but I’m not into excruciating agony so this would be a test of the toy’s versatility.

At first, presented with my naked body and nipples already pointing to the ceiling in anticipation Alex was a bit cautious, he applied the first sucker to a lightly moistened nipple but it fell off. Next he squeezed the sucker more before applying it an the suction was just on the painful side of pleasurable. This seems to be the minimum level of suction to prevent the relatively heavy nipple suckers from falling off. When he turned on the vibration that took my mind off the suction and things started to get enjoyable 🙂

When he placed the second sucker on my right nipple Alex was over ambitious and I yelped with pain. Perhaps if I had been a little more into pain I would have enjoyed it but this was too much so he apologised and tried again, this time getting the suction just right. He turned on the bullet vibe to get both my nipples buzzing and then moved on to my clitoris.

Hmmm. This presented a problem because the cup is too small to accommodate a full set of labia, but too large to easily suck on a clitoris. Odd that, seems that this toy was designed either by someone used to very small or very large ladies. Being somewhere in the middle it took Alex a while to get the cup to suck on my clit and set off the bullet. However he seemed undeterred by this as he had to spend a lot of time moistening the area with his tongue. Hehehe.

Sadly this toy did not rock my world. I lay there for a while, sat up a bit and let Alex reposition the suckers but because I don’t enjoy feeling that my nips are being sucked off the vibrating nipple suckers didn’t do it for. Also the clit stimulation wasn’t quite there. Maybe because the bullets are at the top of the suckers quite a way from the areas they are stimulating?

If you can stand (and want)these suckers placed hard on your nipples and clit you may find this toy more of a hit than I did. But for me the sucking doesn’t float my boat and the vibration needs to be transmitted a bit better to my sensitive bits.