Vibe Therapy Ascendancy

Vibe therapy ascendancy

Vibe therapy ascendancy

I always enjoy sex toy reviewing massagers because of their obvious multiple applications.  A massager is a toy which you can use for self pleasure or to give your partner/s enjoyment.  You can just as easily place the massager against the perineum as you can the clitoris.

Or why not hold it over your nipples letting those vibrations buzz harden your nipple making it more receptive to the waves of pleasure the vibrations offer.  Feel the tingle as it resonates against your responsive flesh and nerve endings.

I selected the Vibe Therapy Ascendancy for both its looks and potential to please.  I’ve tested other products in this premier line and they have been both good quality and delivered pleasure effectively.

I’ll just run over her vital statistics before we engage in combat.

Features a plastic upper and 100% silicone base.

Has a body friendly, ergonomic shape which sits comfortably in the hand.

Offers easy to operate controls with independent on/off button which avoids you having to cycle through the vibratory options to terminate power.

Delivers 3 x vibratory speeds, 1 x escalation and 3 x pulsating, one sure to please.

Powered by 2 x AAA batteries.

It was one of those days when my back needed a really good rub.  I had just removed what seemed like tonnes of snow from my driveway.  I was cold and aching and needed to snuggle and get warm.

With cuppa in hand I made my way up to the bedroom.  Alex had managed to power through the snow which had covered the road over night, leaving me to do the real work.  😉  I had a sneaky feeling that he would be returning later in the day due to the efficiency of the weather front.

The cat took up his position in the far bottom left corner of the bed so I moved over to the right, avoiding the inevitable kick in the whiskers, although he would deserve it for his biteiness.  Lol

With the curtains closed to the world and the muffled traffic noise, all was quiet.  I love the stillness of snowfall, the absence of cars makes for a peaceful world.  Not one had passed by the house since Alex left.

In my Winter cocoon I felt safe and secure, also for some strange reason randy…

I find being in the great outdoors at one with nature and being isolated from the world outside extremely exciting.  As I lifted the duvet I knew it was going to be another self indulgent experience.

My pussy was prepared for this, wet and appreciative.  I rubbed the distinctive nub of the Ascendancy against my clitoris, initially up and down.  It felt good on continual vibration at top speed.  Escalation was good but far from hitting my spot.

It was one of the pulsation settings that coupled with a side to side movement struck me dead.  😉  One minute I was all composed and the next, writhing uncontrollably.

This vibrator has the key elements to lead you through the doors of pleasure. But isn’t quite sure of its credentials when it comes to delivering good clean fun.  The advice is that you cleanse the Ascendancy by wiping it down with a wet towel!  Not such a good thing for us regular sex toy users.

Having said that I thought this massager was a good one for both beginners and experienced  user alike, it’s all in the translation.  😉


Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.