I think this sex toy review has one of the longest titles – ever! Male masturbators fall into two categories, the lifelike and the rest. With its carefully modelled mouth and nose this one definitely tries for the realistic approach.

The “Ahhhh” masturbator is made from “Fanta Flesh” and therefore totally phthalate free while giving a soft, flesh-like texture and density/pliability. It is also less aromatic and perhaps a little less tacky than similar toys made in UR3 material from other manufacturers. The lips around the permanently open mouth are painted a vivid red and lead to a tight opening only a few millimetres across that is the “throat” of this toy.

The “Throat” itself is moulded as a straight tube with small ribs along its entire length which are intended to give extra sensation. The thickness of the throat section means that when you grab it with your hand it does insulate you from your penis therefore allowing you to control the pressure applied during masturbation without being able to directly feel that it is your hand gripping your shaft. I like this as it gives you the opportunity to feel like someone else is pleasuring you.

The toy comes complete with a small tube of lube (10ml) and a similar sized tube of toy cleaner so you can keep your new Fanta Flesh masturbator nice and clean. I have to say that for this review I washed the masturbator in anti-bac soap and did use Lube Tube water based lubricant from Give Lube (our current personal favourite) so I can’t say exactly how these two bundled products perform.

However, on with the sex toy testing.

A little stroke and other persuasion from Suze gave me a nice raging hard-on to test this toy. You do need to be pretty hard to begin with because the entrance to your new oral sex toy’s throat is very narrow as mentioned above. A good drizzle of lubricant had ensured friction would not spoil the experience and I was guided into the tiny orifice by the gaping, red-lipped mouth. So unlike other similarly constricted masturbators it was not the initial entrance that caused an issue, but when I was about three inches in to the sex toy. The moulding for some reason distorted and kicked making my cock collide with the side wall and then jam with the rest of the throat bent over stopping me from fully engulfing my cock with the masturbator.

I tried several times, eventually adding more lube but found that even in a very slippery state the masturbator did exactly the same thing, though with the extra lube my cock did emerge from the end of the throat section if I pulled it down hard enough, jamming the lips and nose of the toy into my groin in a not entirely unpleasant way.

When I got the hang of the toy and overcame this weird idiosyncrasy I could concentrate on the sensations I was receiving. As I just mentioned the lips and mouth contacting the skin at the base of my cock was rather nice; something that’s often overlooked as part of the experience of using a male sex toy like this.

What was a disappointment was that the ridges inside the throat section are too subtle to add anything but the gentlest of sensations to the experience. The Fanta Flesh is so soft and yielding – great for emulating real skin – that they are effectively smoothed out especially if you have quite a large cock and the masturbator has to stretch quite a bit to accommodate you.

In summary I’d have to say that I found this particular masturbator a bit of a mixed bag. The material is pleasant to hold, easy to clean and doesn’t have the strong smell that sometimes accompanies this type of male sex toy. But on the down side the odd moulding kink problem half way down the throat and the effectively smooth inside of the “throat” left me wanting a bit more.

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