Flavorful Massage Lube
Flavorful Massage Lube

This sex toy review is a little different to the norm in that it isn’t a sex toy parse but can be used as one!  Cryptic I know but stick with me and you’ll find out what I mean.  😉

My latest toy is so versatile, it can be used for massage or as a lubricant and is edible too.  It’s the Touche Flavourful Massage Lubricant in lemon flavour.

I’ve tested massage oils before, ones you pour straight from the bottle, use as a scented candle and pour off the heated oil and now one you can freeze for a little bit of cool foreplay.

We had about 14 consecutive days of humidity and hot balmy evenings when it was hot in the bedroom before the action started.  So when did Suze decide to review a freezable massage lubricant.  You guessed it, today as the temperatures around the UK dropped.  Lol  But determined as ever I decided to give it a go.

I filled a mini ice cube to about 90% capacity, leaving the small gap for expansion in the tray and placed it in the freezer.

While it chills and freezes I’ll give you the low down on the Touche Flavorful Massage Lubricant:

  • Is water-based so can be used with any sex toys without risk of reaction.
  • Can be frozen for added stimulation during foreplay.
  • Comes in 7 delicious flavours which are totally edible, let your imagination run wild…
  • Is easily dispensed with the pump action bottle.

When frozen the Flavorful Massage Lubricant appeared not to have expanded at all – maybe because of the other, non-aqueous, ingredients counteracting the expansion of the water.

I put myself forward to be the recipient of the ice experience and didn’t regret it despite it being cold, I found it was a bit of an exciting turn on.  Alex ran the cube of Flavorful Massage Lubricant around my inverted nipples in circular motions and within seconds they were hard and standing to attention.

The sensation of the cold ice followed by Alex’s warm tongue swirling around those firm pink buds was very arousing.  He played with my nipples, chilling and warming alternating between the two, then slowly drew the cube down between my breasts and around my navel.

I started to squirm, the combination of arousal and my nerve endings sensing the cold thrill of the ice.  I was now quite moist both between my legs and over my body.  The ice had melted and I felt a slight relief that I was now able to enjoy Alex’s hands kneading my flesh, moulding my breasts and rolling my nipples.

The aroma of the citrus was now singing in my nostrils and I felt a compulsion to taste the lubricant.  I ran my finger lightly around my stomach picking up the residue and raised my finger to my mouth.  It was rather disappointing that the lubricant didn’t taste as good as it smelled.  Instead of an overwhelming citrus flavour it tasted sweet and subdued, though a little zesty.

The massage was now becoming difficult as the Flavorful Massage Lubricant took on a sticky feel.  The resilience and emollient effects of the lube aren’t as good as some massage preparations I have tested and at prior to drying it can feel very sticky.

Despite this I totally enjoyed the experience and the contrast between hot and cold and would like to give this another try when the weather heats back up again.


By Suze

Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.

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