You Got The Ki To My G …

I can’t remember when I was this excited about receiving a sex toy for review.  It was going to be an exclusive sex toy review, I was to be one of only 12 people to receive one and it was like walking on hot coals waiting for it to arrive.

They had warned me that it was on its way, given me the UPS tracking code and everything so I knew it was finally going to happen, my chance to test the Je Joue G-Ki.  This toy is so innovative, the first of its kind, a totally configurable female toy.

Since seeing it at the Venus Sexpo in Berlin in October I had eagerly awaited the first batch to be released for testing and it finally arrived on Wednesday morning.  I was just like a kid at Christmas, couldn’t wait to sign for the delivery and whip it upstairs to be charged.

Alex was at work completing his last day before the holiday and I was a little low, a combination of the severe weather, snow which had fallen over previous days and the usual melancholy which hits many of at this time of year.

So when the G-Ki arrived I immediately felt lifted, it was just thing to bring a little sunshine back in to an otherwise gloomy time of the year.  Ba humbug!  Lol

For those unfamiliar with the G-Ki it is the first toy which is totally configurable to a woman’s shape.  You can angle the vibrator in to several positions at two points; Near the tip to reach the G-spot more effectively and the neck to curve the vibrator for perfect clitoral stimulation too.  What a fantastic idea!  I’ve been waiting to see someone create this kind of tailor made toy.

You see, not all women are built the same, with variances between key stimulation points.  This is where the G-Ki comes into its own because you choose a shape which fits your shape perfectly.

I’ve decided the G-Ki is a girl because she fits so well, she has to be a woman.  In spite of that she was, in fact designed by a very clever guy.  Yes, I did say a guy.  He spent a considerable amount of time studying the gynaecology of females in order to bring this new conceptual vibrator to market and boy has his time and effort paid off.  😉

Enough of me rattling on, I’ll give you the run down on this little lady

• Stylishly fashioned from 100% silicone
• Waterproof to enable you to enjoy the G-Ki experience in the bathroom too  😉
• Dual adjustable points, enabling simultaneous g-spot and clitoral stimulation designed to fit you.
• Powerful vibratory options ranging from 5 constant speeds to 5 patterns, one of which is going to please.
• Fully rechargeable with magnetic connection providing up to two hours play with a two hour charge.
• Soft, smooth and slender just like a woman with plenty of curves to please,  she feels comfortable and inviting to hold.

I continued to write up my copy for the sites with one eye on the charging G-Ki to one side of me.  And as luck had it the lovely guys at Je Joue must have charged it up before shipping it out because after just one hour or so she was ready to go.

For a short while I sat contemplating the fact I had to finish work with pleasure time.  I bet you can’t guess which won.  Lol  I unhooked the magnetic charging pad and took the G-Ki to the bathroom to be cleansed with anti-bac soap.

Placing the vibrator on my bedside cabinet I walked round the bed, the cat watching my every move from the bottom of the duvet.  As I pulled the curtains together it must have given him the queue to vacate the room and he left with a sigh.

I’m a multi-tasker so never missing an opportunity I turned on the DVD player and started up the DVD currently under review.  Maybe me joining in on the fun may make it a little more appealing I thought as I slipped off my jeans, panties and socks.  My t-shirt and bra were of little concern I was more focused on testing my vibe.  😉

Reaching in to my bedside drawer I took hold of the water based lube and tipped the top of my vibrator with a small blob, spreading it around the corona to ease insertion.  It’s advised that you try the vibrator in its natural shape before applying personal configuring.

I pressed the tip of of the vibe against my opening and it slipped in with ease but wasn’t quite seated against my g-spot so I withdrew it and bent the tip slightly.  This time the fit was better I could feel the pressure against my g-spot.

Now time for some vibrations, I pressed the + button until I found a really strong pattern of waves which massaged my g-spot but I needed to angle the end more to apply stimulation to my clitoris.  So, I withdrew the G-Ki one more time to bend the neck bringing it closer to my clit.

The G-Ki vibrator had taken the form of a “U” laying on it’s side now and was a perfect fit to stimulate both points.  I advise you to take some time ensuring that you find the correct fit for your shape before you start to focus on bringing yourself off.  ;0

This time will be well invested because you only need to set up your vibe once.  All I needed to do now was find the vibratory pattern which worked for me because my sun and moon were now perfectly aligned.

As it happened the configuring of my vibe took me past the pedestrian cock sucking part of my DVD and by the time I was ready for action the girl was being anally pleasured.  Which reminds me, I’m sure this vibrator would work equally as well as an anal vibrator for either sex.

The vibrations are conducted to both areas providing a full on sensory experience unlike any other toy out there.  I found myself smiling with pleasure.  Girls we have waited so long for a toy like this to come along.

Having tried several motions, I found that the stirring movement was the best as it massaged both the g-spot and clitoris in one movement.  It didn’t take much stirring before Suze was on the edge of the abiss, tensed ready for the breakers.  I wasn’t disappointed within moments or what seemed like moments I was moaning out loud.  Good job I was on my own except for the feline.

I cannot praise this vibrator enough it is the zenith of female pleasure and I’m elated to have been one of the first to experience that which is so rare.

If you only ever invest in one toy in your lifetime, it should be this one and I promise you will not be disappointed.  Je Joue you have fulfilled my dreams and left me sated.  😉