The Ocean Storm vibrating egg is presented in Adrien Lastic’s familiar packaging. The outer sleeve being matt white with grey patterning and an image of the contents on the front. Whilst on the rear there are multilingual bullet points featuring product information.
Once the sleeve is slipped away from the internal blush pink packaging the Ocean Storm is revealed through the transparent cutaway on the front of the box.
Inside you will find the Ocean Storm displayed in a clear cellophane case with the User Manual and white drawstring satin pouch.
Pairing you vibrating egg is a simple process. Simply unscrew the base of the egg and press & hold the button next to the charging point for a few seconds. The small black remote control is then operational with independent On/Off and mode button.
The matt black remote looks a little more sophisticated than the original pink/black remote control unit but both will operate their products. So don’t panic if you have an old version they are compatible.
So here is the interesting stuff.
- Can be independently turned On/Off for quick termination should the situation arise.
- Is USB rechargeable enabling you to keep your vibrating egg “pleasure enabled”.
- A 90 minute charge gives up to 40 minutes of vava voom!
- Offers 10 vibration modes for your delight. 😉
- Claims a range of up to 10 meters. So you could give control to your partner and spice up a shopping trip.
- Being waterproof it makes the ideal bathroom companion.
- Features a quiet motor for discreet use in the bedroom, bathroom or out & about.
- Is 78mm in length and 32mm in diameter.
Disclaimer: I have to be honest at this point and reveal that I am not a fan of eggs. They simply don’t do it for me. But this doesn’t stop me from giving my informed and honest opinion on them as I’m sure for some they are “the bomb”. So I will be writing this review in a different out of bedroom style, rather than my usual bedroom encounter genre.
So let’s begin…
The Ocean Storm is a very tactile egg, offering shiny ABS plastic curves which invite fingertip discovery. For an egg it is quite substantial both in weight and size and has a very cute matt black remote which looks classier than its predecessor.
When the red light (indicating charging) went out I was ready to go.
No lubricant was required for insertion as the dimensions of the Adrien Lastic Ocean Storm are easily accommodated but I would suggest if you have a tendency to dryness then a little water based lube would be OK but may make the handling of the product a little tricky.
In this instance a small amount of saliva dispersed over my inner labia was fine for me.
When in place the weight of the Ocean Storm is felt within the vagina so this could be good for PC muscle training.
However, we are here to scramble some eggs baby! 😉
I pressed the “On” button and the Ocean Storm sprang in to action on the first constant vibration mode. The vibrations were deep and resonating around my pelvic girdle. Good so far.
Eager to turn things up a notch I pressed the “Mode” button…and again…
…nothing!
Realising that I was holding the remote up near my shoulders I moved it level with my breasts and pressed the “Mode” button again. But this remote is supposed to work up to 10 meters away!
I continued to press the button whilst moving closer to my pelvic area and finally about 6 inches from my labia majora the remote kicked in and moved to the next mode.
Ok I thought as I retracted and pressed once more, to again be disappointed at the lack of response from my Adrien Lastic Ocean Storm.
Needless to say “playtime” for me was over.
Adrien Lastic need to address their remote issues because this egg just didn’t cook up a storm between my legs. Yes, it is a powerful egg but totally uncontrollable unless removed making this toy a bit of a flop.