It’s a while since I got my hands on a Rocks-Off so I‘m looking forward to trying this chunky love bullet.  😉

And how clever are Rocks-Off for giving their “Monster” of a bullet vibrator the RO-Jira Vibrator the Japanese name for Godzilla, the mighty Japanese lizard we were all brought up watching on the big screen.

He was never a character I was attracted to.  I think I was far more in to the adventures of “Jason and The Argonauts” as a child.  But I can see the likeness in this vibrator from Rocks-Off in terms of its dimensions.

So is bigger better???

But first a few words about the packaging for the RO-Jira Vibrator, part of the Platinum Collection.  I tried to find out more about exactly what this collection is and couldn’t find reference to it on their website.  So, I must assume that it is because the product is made from platinum silicone which is supposed to be the finest quality silicone currently available.  But who knows.

I’m a fan of the packaging of the RO-Jira Vibrator, it has a weight about it and looks good with its angle cut box opening.  I also like that you don’t have to hunt for your product information amongst various translations on the rear of the box because it’s featured on the top.

There’s a USB charging lead and a “Product Range Catalogue” included which sadly doesn’t feature the RO-Jira Vibrator.  L

I plugged the RO-Jira Vibrator in and a red light appeared just above the logo on the base of the vibrator.  It wasn’t long before the light turned green, I have to assume that it was fully charged from factory as there’s no information relating to this on the box.

On a good note, it is nice to review a rechargeable product from Rocks-Off.  Although Rocks-Off always (thoughtfully) include batteries in their non-rechargeable offerings, should they be required.  😉

So what does the mighty Godzilla offer…

• A USB rechargeable vibrator which offers up to 2 hours of pleasure when fully charged.
• Waterproof fun which can be enjoyed in the bathroom as well as the bedroom.  😉
• With 10 vibratory functions to choose from you aren’t going to get bored.  But bear in mind that this isn’t the quietest of vibrators so you need to ensure that you haven’t got visitors in the house when you take some “time out”.  Lol
• Made from velvety medical grade silicone it feels good to hold in the palm of the hand.
• Is easily controlled via the single push button interface.  Simply press to move through the vibratory patterns and when finished push and hold the button to terminate the vibrations.
• The RO-Jira Vibrator is 18cm long and 13cm in circumference at it’s widest

The RO-Jira Vibrator isn’t the normal slimline bullet vibrator, it’s more of an angular, torpedo shaped monster of one and I wondered how it would fill me when inserted, the girth looks quite challenging.

And you know me I love a challenge.  😉

But just to air on the side of caution I had a bottle of water based lube on standby.  Lol

I “Assumed the positon”.

Laying on the matress, naked from the waist down as today I just wanted that self indulgent “quickie” before heading out.  It’s nice to leave the house with a smile on my face.

If only my new neighbours knew what I did for a living…

I’d already pulled the curtains and armed with the RO-Jira Vibrator from Rocks-Off I was ready to enter combat.  And my clitoris was enabled.  I moved in placing the RO-Jira against what appeared to be two engorged and prepared pussy lips.

Letting the weight take him in I let the bullet vibrator ground against my pulsing, pink bud.  I was so ready for a bit of a clit wank.  😉  The deep thrumming made me instantly thrust my pubic bone upwards to meet my tormentor.

It wasn’t long…I don’t even think I managed a couple of minutes before I was jolting and perspiring in the grip of a breathless clitoral orgasm.

Leaving the vibrations running in my absent mindedness I lay in recovery before going in for another attack.

I gently pressed the RO-Jira Vibrator against my opening bracing for impact but no matter how I tried the bullet wouldn’t slip inside me.

Reaching over for the lube I applied a small blob to the top and circumnavigated the tip with my finger, dispersing the lube.  OK, this was it, I was going in.  Applying gentle pressure to the base of the vibrator I eased the RO-Jira in to position.

It wasn’t comfortable.  I felt the combination of the size and angular shape weren’t helping conspiring to make me feel like my pubic bone was being ground against.  Not a very pleasant sensation.

I had no option but to withdraw the RO-Jira vibrator from my vagina.  This wasn’t the result I was expecting and took me a little by surprise.  Vibrators are supposed to be enjoyed not uncomfortable.

The RO-Jira Vibrator – In Summary

Maybe this one will do it for you internally but personally I will stick to using the RO-Jira as a clit vibrator.  Sorry, this just didn’t get my Rocks-Off!

I wouldn’t advise anyone other than an experienced vibrator user to invest in the RO-Jira Vibrator for vaginal penetration as it would be far too challenging.