Je Joue Mimi Vibrator
Je Joue Mimi Vibrator

I love small discreet toys and I couldn’t wait to sex toy review the Mimi as she fits very snugly in to this category.  Petite toys are always good for slipping in to handbags, glove boxes and purses for a bit of on the go fun.

After all it’s not essential that you must always get off on something phallic, there are lots of handbag sized pleasure objects to choose from.  I’ve taken many a compact vibe to work for a little lunchtime play which not only makes you feel good but releases the pleasure of working with twats!  But enough of that.  Lol

Ok…on with the review.

I’ve decided because of her curves and soft velvety skin that Mimi is certainly a girl.  And you know me, I’m bisexual and open to offers.  😉

Lets get down to business bitch!

The Je Joue Mimi is presented in a very seductive matt black box secured with matching ribbon.  I pulled the ribbon and opened my box to reveal the Mimi seated in a black plastic insert.  Uhmm black plastic insert.  It would have been nice to see the Mimi sat in the middle of a black velvet lined interior but never mind.

I pulled the black silk ribbon to reveal the rather plain white lower compartment containing the charger unit.  I’m unable to dress this one up, it looks totally out of place and a bit cheap, that is if packaging matters to you.  Which I hasten to add it doesn’t, I tend to be more interested in the product than the packaging.

Now for the hard facts about the Mimi.

  • Offers rechargeable pleasure at your finger tips.
  • Is coated in 100% body friendly silicone with the texture of velvet.
  • Easy to use push button controls which cleverly double up as charging points.
  • Can be used with surety in the bathroom as it’s 100% waterproof.
  • Has it’s own individual charger which is thoughtfully labelled up with “Je Joue” so you know which toy it’s for.  If you have lots of rechargeable toys you will know why this is so handy.  🙂
  • Offers 10 levels of vibration, 5 x speed and a further 5 x patterns.

Alex was out with his work mates celebrating a colleagues birthday and I was home alone.  Only one thing for it.  What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.  I poured myself a large glass of red and retired to the bedroom…

…Porn in the DVD drive and my Mimi slipped between my thighs.  Pleasure wasn’t that far away.

Once warmed I tried a little shallow vaginal penetration with the tip and it feels so natural and comfortable as it slips between your labia and in to your vaginal opening.  A few presses of the plus button took me in to the pulsing settings and I was in heaven.  Pulses seem to do it for me much better than continuous vibration and I was soon shifting about on the mattress.

The vibrations are powerful but quiet so you can use the Mimi discreetly if you should have company, just don’t moan too loudly.  😉  I was now resonating in time with those strong waves of vibration, it felt so good as I lay there in silence.  In my eagerness to bring myself off I had forgotten to press play on the DVD player.  Oh well!

I withdrew my Mimi from my warm cavern and laid it to rest against my already swollen clitoris.  OMG!  The vibrations were so powerful I had to reign myself in to enjoy the vibratory delights a little longer before laying myself prostrate to the mercy of the Mimi.

The name of this toy certainly doesn’t do it justice.  This toy has the power of one of the best Dominatrix and deserves respect.  Good things certainly do come in small packages and so did I.

Moments later I was squirming like a whore as the tip of the Mimi worked its magic.  Panting and breathless I pressed the off button unable to take any more…

Spent, satiated and euphoric I lay my Mimi down to rest on top of my chest of drawers, she had more play in her, Suze didn’t.

This toy is an excellent all rounder, suited to newbies, couples and experienced toy users like me.  One thing I will say is, ensure you leave your newly acquired Mimi out to air for a few days before use as the chemical smell is very off putting at first.  But the wait is well worth it!

By Suze

Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.