I met the white van man as he was about to knock on my door, he’s a regular now and I always have a bit of a chat with him.  Not sure if he knows exactly what he has been delivering to me over the years but it always makes me smile to think that he doesn’t have a clue about my sex toy reviews.

The Leaf Life in commom with the other vibrators in the Leaf range is nicely packaged in a sturdy box complete with magnetic clip.  They have been designed to look “green”, being made from manila card which hints at its recyclability.  The box is very minimalist in design, but gives you all the information you need about the product.

In fact the product looks like it is pure and untainted, all high fibre and planet friendly, Lol.  Well done to the design team.

Once you open the magnetic clasp on the side of the box you reveal a matt black wallet containing an instruction booklet for you vibrator.  Stowed under the booklet is your vibrator sealed in its own plastic bag and a rather nice storage bag emblazoned with the leaf logo.

And just when you think they couldn’t be any more thoughtful you come across a set of interchangeable plugs which make your new vibrator usable throughout the world.  These guys seem to have thought of everything.

Oh, you’ve probably guessed by now that the Leaf range of vibrators are rechargeable which is the icing on the cake.  No more batteries to buy, not to mention the green aspect.  One day all toys will be made this way.  😉

I put the Leaf Life Vibrator on charge and fortunately within an hour it was ready to use, they must have thoughtfully charged it before shipping to test – and it was still part charged when I received it, quality batteries.

The shape of the Life almost invites you to slip it between your pussy lips and that’s exactly what I intend to do but first there is other business to take care of, you need to know the ins and outs of this vibrator.  Oooh, errr!

• Is fully rechargeable in up to 2 hours which gives approx 2 hours and forty minutes play.
• Can be used safely in the bathroom because it is waterproof.
• Offers multiple speeds simply press and hold to work your way through them all.  😉
• Is small and discrete to slip in to your pocket, purse or glove box in your car for fun on the run.
• With its slim organic shape you can slip it in to your lingerie or use the tip for targeted clitoral play.

I decided to have some fun shopping whilst wearing it and I had a trip to my local Sainsburys in mind.  Food shopping for me is a means to an end and frankly any diversion from the boredom is welcomed.  Not to mention the pleasure of having my clit massaged mercilessly during the duration of the trip.

Because once turned on I can’t stop mid shop to fiddle about down my panties to turn it off.  This is a pleasure trip with commitment.  Lol

Once at the store I lifted the hem of my dress and pulled the gusset of my panties to one side to slip the Life inside.  Just in case I wore my Bridget Jones ones to ensure safe passage.  Don’t want my vibe falling out in the fruit and veg section.

A lengthy hold of the On button soon found my desired speed and I placed it between my pussy lips immediately appreciating the powerful vibrations rippling through me.  I almost forgot to take my shopping bags with me I was so excited at the prospect of shopping alongside the produce zombies whilst getting my thrills.  😉

My gait must have betrayed me because the vibrations I was experiencing were making me tingle from top to toe.  I was liking the enhanced shopping experience and I’m sure it must have shown on my face too as I fought  my natural instincts to allow moans to issue from throat.

Quite how I managed to do my shop and make it to the car park without giving myself away totally I don’t know.  I had to stop to regain my composure several times in that shop and I couldn’t wait to get home and let rip…

This vibrator is totally configurable and would be suitable for all levels of user.  It is quiet, powerful and effective I came like a train when I got back, rubbing my clit with the tip.