We don’t live in a stately home, so we don’t have a wing full of spare rooms, or high ceilings. I mention this because if we did we’d probably have a playroom full of naughty equipment. We are of course not alone; in fact in comparison to some couples we’re very lucky in having a house, as opposed to a flat/apartment.

The reason I mention this is that one aspect of sex which has traditionally required dedicated space and a lock on the door in case the relatives come round unexpectedly is bondage. We’re not heavily into BDSM except in the curious and experimental sense, but we do like to dabble. Up to now this has required the use of ropes, cuffs, scarves and other improvisation. They take time to set up and to stow away safely and discretely.

Not any more.

Bedtime Heaven have sent us The Sportsheets, Under The Bed Restraint System to test. And you know us, we test thoroughly.

The set consists of four soft Velcroed cuffs which attach to four straps. The straps are connected in pairs, under your mattress by a fifth strap with a D-ring at either end. It’s a very simple arrangement that is easy to slip under even a heavy mattress. It’s also discrete because you can slip the four arm/leg straps under the mattress and away from prying eyes when they are not in use. The cuffs themselves are soft, velvet lined and therefore very comfortable. They are also very secure.Suze was hopping around like a kid at the thought of using the restraints. Improvised restraints have their charm and a kind of perversely homely feel, but this felt as if we were growing up a little.

The bedroom was warm, Suze had made sure of that, and I walked in to find her naked on the bed grinning. “Tie me up please.” She asked.

And who am I to deny a woman what she wants?

I fitted the cuffs around her wrists and ankles in just a few seconds. The Velcro may not satisfy experienced bondage connoisseurs, who like the feel of leather and chains, but the soft cosseting caress of the cuffs was described by Suze as a firm but soft hand holding her down. Just right for the beginner in bondage in my opinion and the kind of restraint that is palpable but does not distract from other sensory pleasures.

Cuffs fitted I clipped each one to its respective strap, then pulled the four adjuster straps to leave Suze spread-eagle on the bed. The act of immobilising her like this was doing it for me, I was semi-hard and moved onto the bed, straddling her stomach, my cock pointing “north”. I leant forward and kissed her, a kiss which metamorphosed from a full-lipped kiss to a deep tongue-battling kiss in just a moment.

I slid down and placed my thigh between her legs, pressing it against her mons and rubbing her clitoris with it. This left my mouth to explore her breasts, lapping the soft skin and sucking her nipples. Suze squirmed underneath me, pulling at the restraints, relishing the relinquishment of self-determination.

I moved up the bed now, cock waving in front of me. With the tip millimetres above her lips Suze’s tongue darted out and licked my frenulum. Her mouth gaped, an invitation that I was hardly likely to refuse. I thrust forward filling her mouth, which eagerly accepted my hard cock.

I needed to fuck her, the thought of having her unable to respond further then arch her back towards me and implore me to fuck her was becoming a huge aphrodisiac.

Sliding into her was a joy, she strained against the bond, pushing her pussy to meet my cock as best she could. The sex was intense and perhaps rougher than we normally indulge in, but exactly what we both wanted. I hooked my hands under Suze’s back, hands pulling her shoulders towards me, me towards her with every thrust. When we came, together, Suze’s frustration at not being able to dig her nails into my back was redirected toward pulling at the restraints and moaning and shrieking so loudly I’m sure the neighbours must have been wondering if they should call an ambulance.

If you’re looking for a step up from improvised bondage this is a great set. The Sportsheets, Under The Bed Restraint System will take you a step further without having to invest in a special bed or other equipment that can cost a fortune. It’s strength, combined with comfort means you will be using it for years to come, even if you “graduate” to serious bondage. I tried to test the kit to destruction to verify its durability and even pulling as hard as I could when Suze had restrained me (Yes I had a go later hehehe) I could not cause any part of the restraints to fail.