The Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator comes, as always beautifully packaged from Lelo. The box is wrapped in a black bag to minimise damage during shipping to the faux reptilian skin finish of the black box itself. The box is sealed, so you can be assured it hasn’t been tampered with and the lid lifts off, with some difficult to allow you access to the vibrator that you’ve already glimpsed through the window on the front. Whether this is being shipped from an online store or on display in a high street sex toy shop the packaging exudes quality. Which is what you want when buying a high-end sex toy.

Under the black foam pocket for the vibe you’ll find the sachet of Lelo lube, or as they prefer to call it “Personal Moisturiser”, instructions for the lube, the manual for the vibe and a warranty registration card. That’s a 1 year warranty and ten year quality guarantee. Next to the vibe is a flip-up section that houses your charging lead and satin, draw-string pouch to store your Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator between uses.

Charging is by USB, so your PC or most USB phone chargers will do just fine. The four control buttons flash when the vibe is charging and stay steady when it’s fully charged. While that’s happening I checked out the manual … ah! Not a manual at all but a small booklet containing information (written in tiny, tiny print) on how to download the manual from Lelo’s site – except right now you can’t because the manual for Loki isn’t there yet 🙁

However the four button control is pretty simple so I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it. The last Lelo anal vibrator I tested was the Lelo Billy way back in 2010. That is a much less substantial sex toy so my expectations are that the Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator will be much more intense. The shape is obviously meant to apply gentle pressure to the male P Spot (pushing against the prostate on the anterior wall of the rectum), and being an anal toy it has a wider section at the base to prevent the vibrator being drawn inside while in use.

In Norse mythology Loki was the son of Fárbauti and Laufey. He is attributed with causing earthquakes as he writhes in pain, tortured by the dripping venom of a snake place above his bound body, placed there by the Norse gods as punishment for his role in the death of the god Baldr. Well, I don’t mind a bit of writhing around when it comes to sex toys but let’s hope this is with pleasure rather than pain!

• The vibrator is made from ABS plastic (the external end housing the controls) and medical grade silicone (The insertable end).
• It takes about 4 hours to fully charge, I say about as I just left it to its own devices and I don’t have a manual to refer to as mentioned above
• The insertable section is 100mm long and 38mm in diameter at its widest point, the wider “stop” section of the shaft to prevent the toy disappearing inside you is 46mm across.
• The Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator has one constant mode of vibration, two pulsing, one escalating, another that escalates and descends then a random mode.

Using this vibrator was always going to be a challenge because while it’s not hug in anal sex toy terms I hadn’t used an anal toy in a while and I haven’t used a substantial anal toy for ages.  I used a lube syringe to get some good quality water based lude inside me and let Suze apply plenty of lude to the Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator.

I lay on my back and waited while she gentle probed my ass with the tip of the Lelo Loki. She found that despite plenty of lubricant getting past the first few centimetres and easing the widest part of the Loki inside me was difficult. As I said, it’s been a while. She relented for a moment and reach into her drawer for a smaller anal toy, a metal butt plug. “Relax.” She told me and gently pushed the butt plug inside, then drew it out again, repeating the process several times. “OK, try again”, I said. This time, with me primed and as relaxed as I could be she got it a little further before things got a little tight. I reached between my legs and guided her hand until the Loki slid inside and locked in position. Once inside the Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator was comfortable and held firmly in place with my anal ring pressed against the collar on the shaft.

Suze couldn’t wait to get going with the vibrations and quickly increased the power before cycling through the patterns until she found the one that solicited the most obviously pleasurable response from me. In this case the deep pounding vibrations were best applied using a pulsing pattern that shook my pelvic area, balls and cock included.

I was dribbling precum, yet Suze resisted the temptation to taste it. Something that surprised me until I realised she wanted to control my ass and let me take care of the rest. She nodded towards my hardening cock while gently moving the Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator inside me. I smeared the precum around the head of my cock and began to masturbate, a luxurious experience being laid on my back being watched by a lecherous partner whose pleasure came from both voyeurism and stimulating my ass. If she hadn’t been so preoccupied with watching me enjoy the anal vibrator I’m sure she would have used her free hand to rub herself a little. Maybe she did when I was cleaning up afterwards … I’ll have to ask her.

Anyway, I was in heaven and gently slid the skin up and down my shaft until my muscle tension gave away an impending climax to Suze. “Go on, don’t wait, just go for it.” She urged and pressed the Lelo Loki into my P Spot. I almost cried out but instead made some unintelligible sound to accompany an instinctive pumping of my erection within my fist. My ass clenched the anal vibrator so hard I’m surprised I didn’t snap it in two for every spurt of cum that flew from my cock across my stomach and chest.

Lelo Loki Anal Vibrator Summary

The Loki is the first anal toy I’ve tried in a while and certainly the most substantial one. If you’re used to big anal sex toys then this isn’t huge at all, but it’s big enough for me, making me feel full and pressing right against my P Spot to delivery its killer, deep thrumming vibrations. As I’m typing this I’m still dribbling cum down my naked thigh so from that I think you can say this is a big hit with me and will join the select group of anal vibrators that I keep in my special toy box.