I’ve never been attracted to sex toys which look like they are tools of torture rather than tools of pleasure although I do like a bit of kink in the bedroom. So when it comes to selecting sex toys for sex toy review there are some things I normally avoid. I think it stems back to a blog I used to read where the guy created his own penis pump with the aid of his Hoover.  I know, this either raises a laugh or a oooh!

He managed to inflate his cock so badly that it went bright red, swollen and inflamed.  Since then I have steered shy of anything slightly mechanical in concept.  That is until recently, never being one to reject something before trying it I used a pussy pump for the first time and was pleasantly surprised by the results.

And here I am today testing and reviewing a clit pump sent to me by SexToys.co.uk.  The Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Clit Suck-Her.  It admittedly doesn’t look like a conventional toy but don’t let that put you off because you would miss out on a whole new sexual experience.  A lesson learned is that not all good toys are aesthetically pleasing.

The Clit Suck Her comes with:

A soft cup which sits over your clitoris comfortably and seals easily

With a strong vibrating bullet powered by 3 x AG13 batteries which are included for immediate use

Free tubes of Moist lubricant and toy cleaner

Hand pump with quick release button and connecting tube

I disappeared off mid afternoon today with my Vibrating Clit Suck-Her to my bedroom after washing the waterproof toy in the bathroom with anti-bac soap.  A quick towel dry and we were ready for a bit of clit fun.

My cat had got to the bed before me and as I pulled back the cover he reluctantly moved to the bottom of the duvet and flopped.  Lazy bugger!  I sat on the edge of the bed and removed my socks and track suit bottoms, followed swiftly by my jumper, bra and panties.  It was cold and I now had to reach for the remote on Alex’s side of the bed. Ugh!

The DVD drive already had some naughties in there.  I pressed play and let it run, the first scene I had already watched and liked, MFM with a bit of wax play and kink.  ;0

I quickly slipped under the cover.  I’m not liking this cold spell, what am I saying it’s Winter it isn’t going to be warm again any time soon.  Lol  Quickly and bravely I pushed back the cover and took hold of the cup placing it over my clit.

Once in place I squoze the cup down until my fingers met with my palm.  BIG MISTAKE!  As I let go I realised the power of the suction, it was tremendously powerful.  I pressed the release valve at the same time as freeing off my fingers, which allowed me to gauge the pressure more accurately on my clit’s suction.

It felt really good.  Just like Alex had locked his lips around my clit and applied strong and steady suction.  I turned the dial at the base of the clit vibe and the vibrations began to work their magic on my already aroused clitoris.

Now get a man to do that.  😉

I could feel them but them didn’t seem to be conducting efficiently to where I needed them.  Bringing my legs together with the vibe trapped between them did the trick and seemed to focus the power of the vibrations on to my clit.  It felt heavenly being sucked and vibrated simultaneously.  Something that a human just couldn’t emulate.

My pussy felt as if it was pulsing and the vibrations rippled through my clit.  OMG can you imagine how exhilarating it would be if I had a vibrator inside me too.  Sensory overload.  I think she is no stranger to Analease, he is pumping in to her like a…pornstar.  Lol

I was enjoying the combination of suck and vibration and found that the occasionally gentle squeeze on the pump added to my enjoyment.  A few pumps in I began to realise that I had reached my maximum sensation potential with the sucking action.

Without a thought I pressed the release valve and as the air escaped the secondary stimulation was almost overwhelmingly powerful.  This toy had two sides to play.  The pumping up and the release.  My clit once again became enlivened as I released the pressure.

A couple more clicks and I was there.  Sweet release, a wonderful orgasm rippled through me.

You really need to experiment with this clit vibe and not just take for granted the sensations it can offer.  A new toy..a new experience.