At the beginning of October I attended the eroFame adult B2B show in Hannover, Germany. This annual event is a great place to meet clients both old and new and for companies to showcase their latest products.
And I almost missed out on the Womanizer from German company epi24. I had seen this clitoral stimulator briefly as I passed the stand on my first day at the show and dismissed it as being a little too blingy to be any good.
Just how wrong could I be?
Had I not decided during a quiet spot in the afternoon of the second day to take a look at the Womanizer I would have missed out on what appears to be the most innovative product of the whole show!
The company are so sure that this clitoral stimulator will satisfy that they give a 100% orgasm guarantee – or your money back. Now, that’s some claim, especially for a new company.
I couldn’t resist the challenge, after all I have been product testing and reviewing for over 7 years now so I know what I like. 😉
Unlike other vibrators the Womanizer works on a new technology which appears to “suck” on the clitoris once the head is placed over it. Conventional clitoral stimulators arouse the sensitive glans with vibrations of different intensities and patterns.
To be honest I couldn’t wait to give this one a try, it’s a while since I got this excited. I slipped in to my suitcase and brought it back to the UK for a good honest workout.
The Womanizer is presented in a white glossy package with dusky pink and grey artwork and self coloured text. Once the box is opened a snappy looking pink case is exposed with zip open lid which is perfect for protection of your new toy and storage. Additionally an informative User Manual and care guide, and a quick reference fold out.
Once unzipped you are presented with the Womanizer secured in a mesh retainer on one side of the box and the spare shield and USB charging cable on the other.
I plugged in the charger and a green light flashed, this switches to constant once the Womanizer Clitoral Stimulator is fully charged. While I waited I washed the clitoral shield in anti-bac soap in eager anticipation of the fun to come.
Whilst this clitoral vibrator is charging you may wish to read up on the techie information below.
- It’s fully rechargeable using the USB charging cable or with the two pinned plug provided.
- A full charge takes up to 4 hours and provides up to 90 minutes of exquisite stimulation. 😉
- Comes complete with a firm, zipped storage case and two silicone tips.
- Has independent On/Off and speed settings button for quick termination of play should it be required. A great feature if you have to be stealthy with your play.
- Sits nicely in the palm of the hand and looks very much like a modern version of the crack pipe. But don’t quote me on that. Lol
The green indicator light soon reach the constant state. Steady green for GO!
And believe me I wasted no time in snapping it up and running to the soft folds of my duvet. Stepping over a sleeping kitten on the landing I headed through the bedroom door.
Would I have enough time before his slumber broke to reach that climatic Nirvana every woman craves? I was sure as hell going to try.
My Womanizer was the distinctive deep pink with the kinky wild cat fur trim. Grrrr!
Bugger! The cat just jumped on top of the duvet next to me…
I closed my eyes, avoiding his glare and imagined myself in a warm cocoon of pleasure as I parted my legs laying my knees back on to the mattress. The perfect clitoral pleasure pose. 😉
My clitoris was now exposed as both sets of labia parted like the petals of a flower, revealing the sweet nectar releasing sepal within.
As per the instructions I placed the open ended lozenge shaped head against my clitoris and powered on with the smaller metallic button.
A loud hum ensued and the most devine of feelings was taking place between my legs along with a warm red glow from its inbuilt light. The motor of the Womanizer soon calmed as the clit vibe seated itself against me. This was good…very good…let’s try mode 2…this thing goes all the way to 5 baby!
But 2 was good…almost too good. It felt like an Angel was sucking firmly on my clitoris, at the same time flicking his tongue over my swollen glans.
Seducing me with his oral delights in a way I’ve never experienced before.
FUCK! You have to try this clitoral stimulator…NOW!
I envisioned going all the way to 5 but just couldn’t hold out. My body was wracked in the grip of orgasm and just like a bullet train there was no stopping it now.
Moments later I was squirming and bucking my way through a thoroughly enjoyable clitoral orgasm much to the surprise of my kitten who when I opened my eyes was staring quizzically at me.
Don’t tell little kitteh. Lol
I only managed to take the volume up to 2 and aspire to eventually train myself for level 5.
The Womanizer Clitoral Stimulator surpasses my wildest fantasies about non-contact stimulation and would be the perfect treat for all level of clitoral pleasure seeking individuals. The pulses of pressure generated by the Womanizer really hit the spot. It works on Alex’s nipples too, just ask him what a buzz he got when we experimented on him with it the following night!
Did someone just shout NIPPLES? 🙂
Women you have been waiting for this moment…