Cock Pump

PipeDream Pump Worx Travel Trio Pump Set

The PipeDream Pump Worx cock pump and masturbator is a sex toy that seems to model itself on a games compendium – but for adults.

At the heart of this product is a cock pump, or as Pipedream call it a “Pump Worx Travel Trio Pump Set”. You can take a breath now. It has an opening 3cm across (with a little elasticity taking it to about 4.5cm in use) and is just over 20cm long. It’s in fact 6cm in diameter at its widest point, not 8cm as stated on the box. On its own it’s a very useable and solid cock pump, the suction being provided by a bulb pump rather than the rather more industrial pistol grip pumps on some more expensive cock pumps. It’s pretty easy to clean though the seal at the base of the cylinder seems to be bonded to it so it’s not possible to entirely disassemble it.

One criticism I would have of the cock pump is that it is a very smoky plastic, verging on opaque so you can’t see your erect penis inside it easily at all. This is a little bizarre because you need to see how erect your cock is to be able to judge if more or less suction is applied and read the length against the graduations on the cylinder.

Using the cock pump on its own is very easy, a little lube to stop your skin grabbing on the seal and away you go. You can create a rock had erection in just a few seconds and the packaging indicates you should put on the cock ring to maintain it and increase the intensity of your ejaculation. Not for me I’m afraid. Although described as a “Mega Stretch Pleasure Ring” this is one of the tightest cock rings I’ve come across. It was tight when stretched around two fingers so there was no way I would try and garrotte my cock with it. If you do find that you like to wear a cock ring to maintain an erection you’ll probably have to buy one separately.

Not a huge problem because apart from the cock pump you would probably select this set because of three soft “Fanta Flesh” sleeves that slip over the opening of the cock pump to give the impression you are slipping your erection into a mouth, vagina or ass. Each of these sleeves has a loop on top into which you can slip the powerful bullet vibe which comes with the kit. It’s powered by three LR44 batteries and controlled by an easy to use twist-base to give totally variable speed.

For those of you who haven’t encountered it before Fanta Flesh it’s a soft plastic isomer that’s designed to mimic the texture and density of human skin. It takes lubricant well – water based only! – and washes easily after use with soap and warm water.

I found it was just possible to use the sleeves but because the diameter of my cock is just less than that of the cylinder it was a tight fit, certainly not entirely a comfortable fit. Indeed I was only able to get my cock inside the sleeve and cylinder by attaining a full erection then lubing up and sucking myself inside the cylinder using the bulb pump.

Finally inside the Travel Trio I turned on the bullet vibrator – nothing, not a thing, the Fanta Flesh effectively absorbed the vibrations of the surprisingly powerful bullet making it pretty useless unless you rotate the cylinder so the vibrations contact your scrotum where it buzzes against your balls like a demented bee. Not entirely pleasant.

One thing that the blurb on the 31cm square and 8cm deep package does suggest is that you use the box this toy comes in as a “travel box” so you can “Enjoy every comfort of home while on the road”. I don’t know about you but I can’t see many travelling businessmen walking through a hotel reception or customs with this on full show, even if it does have a handy carrying handle.

Oh, and Pipedream do include a few other bits and pieces with this cock pump. Three tiny tubes, one containing lube, one of toy cleaner and finally a tube of “Mr Thick Dick Penis Enlarger Cream”. I used my own lube for the testing, cleaned everything with soap and water and as for the enlargement cream … really?

Mojo Zero Gravity Penis Pump Enlarger

Although billed as an enlarger the Mojo Zero Gravity Penis Pump Enlarger like any penis pump can be used for a number of purposes. It can help a guy get hard, can be used as a couple’s toy by allowing your partner to take possession of the pumping bulb or of course to enlarge your penis.

One question that I get asked a lot is “Is it possible to enlarge your penis?” Well yes it is, studies have shown that vacuum and mechanical stretching of the penis (either by hand or with one of the penis extenders available). Whether you use a vacuum penis extender or other means the same principles apply – gentle stretching creates micro-tears in your penis which over time allow it to enlarge in length and girth. The key is to gently stretch over time and not try and achieve a huge increase in size immediately as this can cause serious harm.

Let’s start with a description of the pump and then I’ll describe how it was to use:

The pump will accommodate a penis of up to 8 inches in length and about 1.5 inches in diameter.
The cylinder is made from transparent, smoked ABS plastic and the base seal, tubing and pumping bulb from silicone.
The cylinder has graduations in centimetres and inches moulded into it.
All components are easy to dismantle and therefore easy to keep clean.

I’d love to tell you exactly how to use this product but the only information about it was on the outside of the box and simply describes the product in the vaguest of terms. This may be to avoid the legal minefield associated with potentially making claims of efficacy that can be so troublesome for adult products. Whatever the reason it means it’s difficult to say how this product is meant to be used so I would advise common sense – easy does it and if it hurts stop.

That sounded a bit scary didn’t it! Well fear not, this penis pump is easy to control and not at all like sticking your cock in a vacuum cleaner, erm, not that I’ve been stupid enough to do that.

This was the first time that I’ve used a penis pump, having never been inclined to buy one myself and never having had one sent for review before. After washing and drying it I realised that my first problem was going to be getting myself inside it, I could have got hard and pushed myself inside, but the aperture looked small at only an inch across I thought I’d try it with a soft penis.

Hmm. That was awkward and I ended up taking the silicone seal off the cylinder and trying to pull my penis through the aperture. Still no joy, but a little lubricant solved that, easing my passage through the seal. Reassembling the pump with me inside I started a little pumping.

You see penis pumps for sale with industrial looking hand pumps and pressure gauges, but I found the simple bulb pump of the Mojo Zero Gravity Penis Pump perfectly adequate to apply suction steadily and controllably. You don’t need a pressure gauge to tell you that your cock is getting bigger inside the transparent cylinder and you don’t need a gauge to tell you when to stop.

What told me when to stop pumping was when my frenulum started to be stretched as my penis got bigger but the skin on my cock was pulled tight by the seal. Of course a little more lube and experience in seating the penis pump before I started pumping would have eliminated this problem but it does illustrate that your own body and common sense is all you need to operate a simple and functional penis pump like this.

I found the experience of using the pump interesting, intriguing and enlightening but not directly sexually arousing or stimulating. It can bring a flaccid cock to full erection in a few seconds by encouraging blood to rush into your member. Suze and I were both entertained by watching my cock grow and the process of getting inside the device in the first place; I’m sure she’ll want to use it on me at some point, purely out of curiosity.

The Mojo Penis Pump does what it’s intended to do but could perhaps do with a nice instruction booklet to instruct and guide the purchaser. The quality of the construction and finish were good and the presentation within the packaging attractive without appearing clinical.