Intimate massager or vibrator? It always tickles me a little when manufacturers refer to their vibrators and clit vibes as “intimate massagers”. However when I perform a sex toy review I do try and go with the name the manufacturer gives the sex toy as if they get it right the name follows the function and gives you, the customer a good idea of what to expect from your purchase.
It’s easy to summarise the features of this little vibrator:
- Comes pre-installed with a battery, all you need to do to activate the Taoi vibrator is to pull out the plastic strip next to the “stem” behind the “flower head” that forms the main part of the vibe.
- No need to wonder what to buy as replacement batteries – you can’t replace or recharge them.
- Variable speed – twist the stem and the vibrating engine in the Taoi comes to life.
- The Taoi Intimate massager is made from TPR (as far as I can tell) and ABS plastic so it’s unlikely to cause any irritation even on sensitive skin, thoughas I don’t know exactly what it’s made of I can’t be 100% sure of that. However the manufacturers do state explicitly that it’s hypoallergenic, phthalate and latex free.
I washed the Taoi and kept it in my handbag for an appropriate opportunity. This vibrator cries out to be used on the road and while it would have been the perfect vibe to take to the office when I worked for someone else now my office is next to my bedroom so that doesn’t quite work. Lol
My opportunity came up this week when Alex asked me to pick him up from the garage. He was having his car serviced and needed a lift to work. He starts early so I followed him to the dealership but could not park on their forecourt as they were offloading new vehicles from a transported and Alex took the last space. I pulled around the corner and texted Alex where I was, he sent me a message straight back saying he was stuck behind a queue of people and would be a few minutes.
The street I parked on was deserted, lined by shut-down engineering warehouses and at this hour I was on my own. Fun time!
I fumbled about in my bag for the Taoi massager. I unbuttoned and unzipped my jeans ready for a few minutes of play and pulled out the plastic tab from the vibrator. A twist of the “stem” and I was away. I managed to position the “flower” on my clitoris and turned the speed up to about half way. It was surprisingly nice, especially considering the small size of this vibrator. I always want more so I twisted the control all the way to 11!
My clit buzzed like a bee in a bottle. It was electric … just not quite enough to bring me off. It may seem odd to say that immediately but a girl just knows what will give her a clitoral orgasm and what will not. I cupped my left breast in my hand and squeezed the nipple through the T shirt I was wearing. That was nice, and very naughty, out here, in the open with nobody watching.
I closed my eyes and let myself go, after all I had a few minutes.
When I opened my eyes again Alex was standing in front of my car smiling. I don’t know how long he had bee watching. He got in and asked “What have you been up to?”
I slipped my hand inside my panties pulled out the little pink flower. He took it from me, turned it off and sniffed it. “What an unusual aroma” he joked, then closed his eyes and smelled it again …
This is a great sex toy for a little bit of impromptu fun. For me it didn’t quite get me off as I had hoped but that’s probably because I like a slightly lower frequency vibration. For other girls I know this would be just the ticket.
On the down side I just can’t get my head around sex toys that are throw-away. They encourage the generation of waste and as this sex toy contains a battery that waste needs to be dealt with responsibly at the end of the toy’s life. Surely they could have made the battery replaceable somehow?
The absence of green credentials aside this is a cute and discreet little sex toy that can be hidden in your bag and retrieved whenever and wherever you need it. If things get too stressful at work then sneak off to the stationery cupboard and get rid of all the tension with a tingling break courtesy of the Pure Vibes Taoi Intimate Massager.