Adrien Lastic Mini Romeo Vibrator
Adrien Lastic Mini Romeo Vibrator

I had the pleasure of reviewing the Mini Romeo Vibrator’s bigger cousin a couple of years ago now and enjoyed the hands free vibrations complete with remote control.  It was totally unlike any vibrator out there at the time and I’m pleased to say the same today.  🙂

Adrien Lastic have been a firm favourite of mine for many years now.  They produce reasonably priced, quality products which stand out from the rest in terms of ground breaking technology coupled with good looks.

The Mini Romeo Vibrator as stated in the single sheet multifold, multilingual User Guide as an internal and external vibrator to be used during intercourse.  Despite the Romeo being a mini version of the original the insertable end looks far too bulbous to accompany a penis inside your vagina.

That simply isn’t going to be comfortable.  However, there is another way of using the Mini Romeo Vibrator whilst screwing and that is if you like anal sex.  This would be the perfect accompaniment to anal intercourse.  😉

Where there’s a will there’s a way.  Lol

As with all Adrien Lastic’s products the company branding is strong.  The Mini Romeo Vibrator is presented in a white gloss outer sleeve embellished with silver lettering.  On the front is an image of the contents whilst the rear has multilingual bullet points of information about the product.

Once the sleeve is removed the inner, blush pink box displays rather neatly the Mini Romeo behind the clear cellophane Romeo-shaped panel.

Inside the Mini Romeo sits snugly on a clear plastic insert and you will find the User guide, USB charging lead and a white satin pouch stowed neatly beneath.

I’m interested to know how the Mini Romeo Vibrator will perform because I’ve just noticed the explicit visual instruction sheet that he must not be overly extended.  And to be honest he feels quite firm and fixed which gives me memories of the early version of Lelo’s Ina.

But I’m not going to jinx it by going in to detail this early in my review.  After all I haven’t tested the bloody thing yet FGS!  🙂

So while Romeo is charging you can read what he has to offer.

  • Is fully USB rechargeable, so you can take him to the office with you.  😉
  • Has a single button interface, press to move through the vibration settings and press and hold to power off.
  • Offers hands free vibrations at the push of a button.
  • Is dual motored for double the pleasure.  One is mounted in the tip and the other midway.
  • Being waterproof you can take more than hair products in to the shower.  😉
  • The Mini Romeo Vibrator measures just 15cm from each tip to the basal curve making it compact and discrete

Intuition is a wonderful thing…or perhaps not in this case…

…I found insertion of the tip of the Adrien Lastic Romeo challenging, the gap between the head and tail is so restrictive that you need to ever so slightly prise them apart.  Otherwise insertion is near on impossible.

That said the grating sensation I encountered from the ridge head of the vibrator against what felt like my pelvic bone wasn’t pleasant either.

Once I had moved on from that hurdle the tip then landed on me with such pressure that it felt uncomfortable.  And when the Romeo vibrator was as near to in place as I could manage it was uncomfortable to say the least.  Certainly not a turn on at all.  🙁

In fact I think I managed about 5 minutes of placement before I was reaching to pull it out of me like Sigorney Weaver extracting an Alien.  Lol

Adrien Lastic Mini Romeo Vibrator Summary

I find I have to lighten the mood at this point in my review of the Mini Romeo Vibrator because to be totally honest I really cannot see how this vibrator could work for anyone.  That is unless you perfectly fit its unyielding shape.

To me it was as like inserting a large hairgrip in to myself and expecting it to feel good.  A real disappointment.

Normally I can find a positive spin on a product but in this case it comes down to “one size doesn’t fit all”.

By Suze

Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.