Impress Tongue Touch From Calexotics

Impress Tongue Touch Vibrator

Impress Tongue Touch Vibrator

It’s a while since I got my hands on some Calexotics pleasure they have a very extensive range of products so there’s one thing guaranteed, I will never run out of sex toys to test.  Lol

I like the packaging it’s bright and pretty, embellished with a floral design around the edges whilst the box itself is sturdy with a clear plastic inset to enable you to see your pleasure object.

The sides of the box offer bulleted information and a diagram of the contents of the box, whilst the rear features multi lingual product information.

Once the magnetic lid is flipped back the floral design continues on the inner box and inside the lid then you notice the former holding the Impress Tongue Touch and think “why haven’t they set out the vibrator in a velveteen covered former?” instead it sits in a rather greyish plastic former which simply kills the floral presentation.

Once you have slipped the Impress Tongue Touch out of the box you will find a very “industrial” black and white fold up multi lingual instruction sheet and a small piece of paper with 6 easy to follow instructions on usage.  Not in keeping with the lilac themed floral presentation but hey, it’s all about the performance isn’t it ladies.  You may as well put money in to the toy not the box!

However.  Please take note Calexotics.  This isn’t really up to today’s standard of presentation it would be nice if you could make some effort.  Although I do realise this product comes in it a reasonable price so if you like your toys without the frills then this fits the bill.

So let’s move on to what the Impress Tongue Touch has to offer us ladies.

  • It’s a little old school being operated by 3 x AAA batteries, most products these days are rechargeable but I suppose you can use up your old batteries whist enjoying yourself.
  • Offers 12 x functions including vibration, pulsation and escalation.
  • Has an independent On/Off button for quick termination if required.  😉
  • With a Function button you can move through all of the settings to the one you desire.
  • The speed of each of the functions can be controlled via the soft pressure sensitive control pad, simply squeeze harder to increase the speed.Once you have found the mode and speed which suits you best you can “lock” this in to your vibrator using the lock button.  A very useful option for those of us who want to just lay back and enjoy the vibrations.  😉
  • The overall look and feel is very agreeable and the silicone finish is seamless overall giving a luxury feel to a relatively inexpensive product.
  • It’s waterproof suitable for some bathroom action.
  • With a flexible clitoral stimulator for comfort and fit.
  • Has dual motors to excite you internally and externally at the same time.
  • Enjoy an insertable shaft of 10.75cm with a girth of 3.75cm.

I slipped under the duvet as the sun set behind the hill throwing the room in to partial darkness.  Enabling me to leave the curtains open and enjoy the remains of the day.  Just realized what I did there and yes I enjoyed the film.  Lol

The shaft of the Impress Tongue appeared “with my talented eye” to be useable without the use of lube and a slight moistening of my labia for entry with my saliva.  Which was a good thing as I had left it in the office.  Doh!

Without difficulty the Impress Tongue from Calexotics slipped inside me with ease, making contact with my g-spot as it came to rest.

Having already memorized the 3 x button control I pressed the “On” button and eased my way through the modes until I found one which seemed to do the trick.  A constant shaft vibration with an escalating clit accompaniment.  😉

I maxed up the speed and locked it in to positon.  I’m not one for constant button pressure which is required if you want to use this vibrator manually to keep the revs up.  Me I’m too lazy, plus it makes my thumb joint ache after a while.

But of course down to user preference and how you like your vibrations delivered.

The Impress Touch kept the correct mode and speed as I lay back enjoying the direct stimulation to my aroused g-spot and clitoris.  This vibrator fitted me perfectly internally, a good test for this is if the vibrator “locks” in to place when you remove your hands from the base.

Finding that a side to side movement of the base added a little massage soon had me close to the gates of orgasm station.  My clitoris started to pulse then my legs started to shake as I became unconditionally seduced by the Impress Tongue vibrator.

Just minutes later I was pronouncing a faith I don’t have and twitching like a fish out of water.

Impress Tongue Touch Summary

This vibrator “Impress”ed me and is excellent value for money.  It would make an ideal friend for all levels of user because you control the vibrations to the level you enjoy.



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