Be My Valentine, Pretty In Pink Vibrator Review

Be My Valentine Vibrator

Be My Valentine Vibrator

Be My Valentine And Make Me Come!

When sextoys.co.uk sent me this finger vibe from Toy Joy I must admit to being a little bit sceptical about what it could do for me. Never having been a fan of finger vibes, little did I know this one was about to break the mould.

There is no doubt that this will be a popular choice for Valentines Day. Let me give you the rundown

It is constructed from ABS plastic and adorned with lovely orange-red hearts
Measures 21cm in length with a diameter of 2.5cm, so plenty of vibe to satisfy any woman
Powered by 2 x C batteries
Features 8 push button vibratory patterns to delight 😉

I was off work last week due to the weather being bad and getting snowed in after Alex left and as the day wore on I started to feel, randy. It has to be something to do with the fact that I was off work unofficially, as in not on holiday.

So what is a girl to do with her time? Well, I wrote a little in the morning. Then checked out a few fellow bloggers. Ate lunch and decided to have a bit of girlie fun.

The snow was falling so fast outside that I decided not to bother closing the curtains because across the street wouldn’t be able to see in to our bedroom anyway. Because of this I didn’t put any porn on the television, instead opting for music. The Ting Tings were to hand.

I opened my bedside drawer which is where I now keep a selection of toys to be reviewed and those which are my favourites. Reaching inside I picked out the Be My Valentine. Thinking, go on impress me.

My jeans and t-shirt were soon in a pile on the floor by the bed, next the panties, bra can stay. I slipped between the sheets they were cold and a little inhospitable but I would soon be warming them up. 😉

Excited already I knew I wouldn’t need lube. I was right a quick parting of my lips coated my fingers. I manoeuvred the vibe between my legs, a task made easier by the generous length of this vibe. One click set the continual vibration mode running and I eased the tip of the sex toy between my lips.

The ABS construction ensures every vibration is unadulterated not at all dampened. My pelvic area was now awash with sumptuous vibrations which ricocheted around my pubic area. As I pushed a little deeper inside the hearts on the shaft went to work. Not only are they decorative but they have a part to play in stimulating your vaginal opening.

With the vibrations rippling though my pelvic girdle I started to work the Be My Valentine vibe in and out of myself. It felt good as it massaged my vaginal walls. At one point I managed to bottom out and the good thing was there was still plenty of vibe to keep a hold of. That is one thing I have found with previous finger vibes, they simply aren’t long enough to keep hold of. With this little beauty there is plenty, a pleasant surprise all round.

And this vibe proves that you don’t have to hit the g-spot to have a good time! The massaging effect of those hearts accompanied by the intense vibrations was marvellous. I continued to fuck myself whist drinking in the music, which seemed to provide perfect rhythm for my actions.

Eager to come I slowly extracted the vibe and decided to give my clit a little attention. The tip was just right to roll over my swollen bud and I could feel my buttocks tense and my toes curl as the vibrations were working their magic on my excited clit.

At this point I automatically closed my eyes, breathing becoming shallow, temperature rising as I flush with a pre orgasmic glow. My feet were now crossed over and the vibe was bringing me closer.

One more roll and I was there, white stars shooting though my body and out of the soles of my feet. I’m sure I was moaning like a whore but who cared, the neighbours were at work. 😉 Once my orgasm had subsided I opened my eyes to see the cat sat at the side of me looking quizzically at me.

If only cats could talk…



Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.