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The Kissing Swan Vibrator

May 022013

Kissing Swan Vibrator

I’m never short of praise when it comes to the quality of this company’s products and the Kissing Swan seemed no different – sure to hit the spot in more ways than one. I’m a fan of the organic styles in the Swan range, a complete departure from the standard rabbit form.

The packaging is robust and functional. Your Kissing Swan is secured in a sturdy white magnetic clasped box with an uncluttered finish, an image of the vibrator on the front with end panels displaying information relating to your sex toy.

Because the packaging is built for storage you may wish to keep your Kissing Swan in there or if you don’t have the space you can simply slip your vibrator in to the quality draw string black satin storage bag included.

You will also find a matt black folder with Velcro seal containing your user manual along with your charger complete with multi region adapters. All of which are individually packed in cellophane.

Without doubt the aim of the product is to project an image of quality, a remit it fulfils without question. If I could offer just one word of advice to Swan it would be that the joints on the vibrator’s shaft could be less raised. This can be achieved, manufacturers like Lelo have with better mould designs..

I slotted the appropriate head on to the charger and plugged it in to the mains then penetrated the base of the Kissing Swan with the charging jack plug. The base light illuminates constantly when plugged into the mains power and goes out once the vibrator is fully charged.

Cleansing the Kissing Swan is so easy as the vibrator is constructed with a full length silicone sleeve, with no joints to harbour unwanted germs. Simply soap up with anti bac soap and wash under the running tap.

So before we slip off in to my bedroom I’ll give you all the dirty details of the Kissing Swan.

Charging takes up to 3 hours and gives up to 6.5 hours of play.
Operates via 2 independent speed buttons, one of which controls the rabbit and the other the squirmy shaft.
Yes, this vibrator’s shaft actually squirms when rotating. Simply press and hold to escalate through the speed settings and press quickly to stop.
Is waterproof for some wet and wild bathroom action.
Has an insertible length of 13.5cm and a maximum circumference of 12.5cm.
Feels good to hold with its rounded base which sits nicely in your palm.
Comes complete with multi zone adapters for use all over the world.

The light’s gone out and I’m ready for a little intimate kissing…

I love the lighter nights which leave the bedroom illuminated despite closure of the curtains. It was 8 o’clock but still light outside as I slipped under the duvet. This added to the excitement, closed curtains and it was still light. Naughty!

The tip of the Kissing Swan slipped inside me with ease, I was already wet in anticipation. The curved tip gazed my g-spot as it grounded against me and the clitoral tip applied the required amount of pressure against my swollen bud.

And I hadn’t pressed the power buttons yet.

Aware of the functionality of Swan vibrators I pressed and held the button closest to me down until I reached the desired amount of squirm from the shaft. It was now massaging my g-spot making me want to pee, a good sign.

No tilt was required this vibrator was quite literally hitting the spot all by itself, my spot!

A press of the second button fired the rabbit in to play and the deep thrums were very arousing against my clitoris. I reached an equilibrium and it felt good. The dual stimulation felt so intense that I had to hold back and not take things to the max or my head may have exploded.

I kid you not.

This vibrator is the business.

Within minutes of pressing those buttons I was on the brink of one hell of an orgasm. And the best part of this is that you couldn’t hear the Kissing Swan in the next room so the only thing which will give away your encounter with the Kissing Swan Vibrator would be your moans.

And boy, did I vocalise my orgasm when the Kissing Swan made me twitch with pleasure.

This vibe does the biz for the experienced vibrator user like me and the intermediate, if you are new to the pleasure market then this is one to aim for. Swan vibes just keep on giving which is good for experienced sex toy users.

You will find the Kissing Swan easy to use and not too challenging in the size department but you are warned this vibrator packs a punch and is not for the faint hearted. So if you are looking for a less intense product to begin with – then save this until you are ready.

Odeco Leila Pressure Sensitive Egg

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Apr 172013

Odeco Leila Pressure Sensitive Egg

I’m already a big fan of this Chinese sex toy manufacturer as you can see from the previous reviews I have written extensively about their range of products.

Shame they haven’t read them and changed the bright orange packaging! Lol But as I’ve said before it does make them stand out from the crowd.

Whoever designed the outer sleeve of the Leila was a little off with their sizing, I had to tug, persuade and push to remove it. I’m sure if they had allowed a millimetre here and there it would have been much easier. Just removing this sleeve gave me a workout. Lol

Once the sleeve is off the inner distinctive black box with slanted cut was revealed. This is where the orange works when you are presented with a matt black box with orange joint.

I removed the lid to reveal the Leila securely placed in a charcoal foam former. Below it I discovered the charger, a general manual which contains instructions for their full range of products and a black satin drawstring storage pouch or tote as readers from the US know it.

This egg/bullet looks just like others on the market but it harbours a secret.

So let’s…OK I know you are eager to find out just what that secret is.

The Odeco Leila can be operated hands free. And before you shout out “does it come complete with a remote?” the answer is no. This egg vibrator is controlled by pressure so you use you PC muscles to move through the vibration speeds and modes.

How good is that?

Not only do you get a great stimulation, you get to work out your pelvic floor at the same time. This can only be a good thing incorporating pleasure with toning. And I wonder just how good my PC muscles are as I have to admit I’ve not been focusing on them lately.

But before the fun begins I need to charge the Odeco Leila Pressure Sensitive Egg, according to the manual the red light will flash when charging and change to constant once fully charged. I had a bit of a job penetrating the Leila with the lead, it was tight requiring force, and I actually experienced a tiny pop as I pushed it in akin to breaking the Leila’s hymen.

That’s a first and something I will most probably never experience again.

So let’s take a look at her features whilst she sits on the corner of my desk winking at me:

Can be used via pressure control or manual operation. I will explain how to switch between the two later.
The charging process normally takes up to 2 hours.
Is waterproof so you can take it in to the bathroom for some good clean fun.
Has a quiet but powerful motor.
Offers 1 x constant speed and 5 x vibratory modes.
Comes with retrieval cord to ensure that you can both secure and remove your egg with ease.
Is operated with ease using the A & B buttons on the shaft.

Naturally I decided to give the Odeco Leila a quick run through before play and it’s a good job I did because helpful thought he manual is, its instructions aren’t very clear.

So here you are are. Press and hold the A button for a few seconds to power up then press again to rotate through pressure control (blue light) and manual control (red light).

I opted to go with the blue light and see how “pressure control” worked. I decided that lube wouldn’t be a good idea as the controls were going to be on a hair trigger and as I found out it was the right way to go.

After selecting the pressure setting with the blue light flashing, I parted my thighs under the duvet. I was dressed in just a t-shirt and bra, jeans, pants cast to the bedroom floor. I’m not wanting romance here just satisfaction.

I gently pushed the Lelia inside my pussy and felt the motor start up as it slipped into my vaginal opening. Based on past experience and considerable probing I decided to keep my middle finger firmly hooked inside the removal cord.

The vibrations were strong and rippled through my vaginal wall, a pleasurable experience and I relaxed in to the mattress. Then they changed tempo. I gripped the Leila vibrator hoping to stabilise the mode it was in but I knew I wouldn’t be able to keep it up. PC muscles will only hold for so long.

Then they moved on. I decided instead of trying to grip to let the egg do its own thing but it just cut out. Bugger! I was getting flash backs of the Lelo SenseMotion product I had tested some months ago which did the same thing, got me going then stopped.

I made an executive decision and switched to manual, which for some reason seamed to offer more powerful vibrations which were controllable.

For some reason the vibrations in manual mode seemed to be more intense and this wasn’t due to my PC muscle tone as I tried it with my fingers later. The pressure mode isn’t as powerful and is certainly a bit of a wild pony in terms of control and consistency.

Despite my misgivings I do believe that Odeco have some great technology here but they do need to refine the idea and make it more workable. As for the manual mode, it’s great! The vibrations are powerful whilst the noise level very is quiet, the perfect combo. Try slipping it between you pussy lips for great clitoral stimulation too.

Whatever level of sex toy user you are this egg will satisfy, just don’t go relying on its “pressure” technology it falls short of its promises.

Tokyo Design Mode G-Rocket

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Apr 132013

Tokyo Design Mode G-Rocket

I look at this rabbit style vibrator and can’t help but reflect on the obvious tendencies to emulate products from the producer Lelo. But there’s nothing wrong with taking inspiration from a leading sex toy manufacturer.

The Mode G-Rocket does bear a resemblance to a rocket, being able to stand upright on its 3 basal supports live the fins of a launch vehicle. One can only hope it has great thrusters. Lol

This company is new to the sex toy market and as such is intriguing as it has no long pedigree, but that just makes it new and naughty.

Being based in Tokyo the packaging is interesting not so much in quality, the matt black outer sleeve complete with product image and multi lingual features information slips off to remove an internal box white box emblazoned with the Toyko Design logo. But the packaging has some interesting wording for example “Ultimate Pleasure is fulfilled like magic. It dedicates it to such all women all over the world and couples who has the desire”. I find their pigeon English rather endearing.

I felt the desire to stand the Mode G-Rocket on its three pronged base (rocket style) and discovered that it is quite particular about where it will co-operate in standing upright. After several failed attempts I did manage to find a place on my desk where it was happy to stand pointing star-ward before whisking it off for preparation for testing.

Whilst washing the Tokyo Design Mode G-Rocket in preparation for this review it was noticeable that the quality of the silicone isn’t quite the same silky finish that Lelo achieves, it feels slightly more grainy in texture but then again it’s not in the same price bracket.

I’m intrigued to test the trio of stimulation points but first well’s take a look at the techie info, let’s call it foreplay. Lol

With 3 x g-spot speeds and 6 x modes of clitoral stimulation you are sure to be pleased. I also noted that the g-spot stimulation is not what you might expect, this vibrator offers more than vibration. The g-spot stimulation is reciprocating, not your average stimulation.
Clitoral stimulation is enhanced with soft silicone bristles.
Runs on 2 x AAA batteries economical pleasure.
Is waterproof for bathroom thrills.
Compact in size, you can store your vibe easily. It would even fit in to a pocket or handbag.
With an insertible length of 3.25” and a maximum girth of 3.75” you aren’t going to be too challenged.
Simply press the top button to move through the g-spot modes and the lower button to move through the clitoral vibrations. Hold either of the buttons in to terminate stimulation.

To be honest I was in a bit of a hurry to test run this vibrator as I had accumulated a bit of a backlog and felt I had to get down and dirty with it post haste.

I also felt that it would most probably turn out to be one of those thanks but no thanks types of experience.

How wrong could I be…

I didn’t bother to lube due to the size of the Tokyo Design G-Spot, it’s not very challenging size wise. And as I predicted it slipped nicely in to place without aid. Once inside I pressed the upper button starting up the reciprocating shaft. The up and down movement against my g-spot felt good.

Another depression of the button felt even better so I pressed the clitoral stimulation button and the soft nubs started to massage my clit. Oh yeah!

One more press of the g-spot massager and clitoral stimulator had me gripped when coupled with a slight twist of the wrist back and forth. I was now massaging both my g-spot and clitoris in one turn of the wrist and taking myself closer to orgasm.

Normally I would be maxing up the vibrations to achieve this level of pleasure but the combination of internal stimulation and sensory stimulation externally on my clit had me twitching from the onset.

Moments later I was a floundering heap on the mattress and oh so happy!

This only goes to show that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

The Tokyo Design Mode G-Rocket rabbit vibrator is compact so good for first time users but offers that little bit more in terms of stimulation for the more experienced user.

The Mystical Mushroom Massager

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Mar 282013

Wonderland Mystical Mushroom Vibrator

This range of products is packaged in a fun and imaginative way. The outer sleeve clearly displays your chosen product and the front and on the rear is the technical information, including speeds and operational data.

Once you have slipped the outer away the inner box with a faux bamboo finish to the sides is revealed. On the top of the box there is a stylised montage of images contained within the trademark “W” for Wonderland products.

The box is held closed with a magnetic clip and when opened your Mystical Mushroom is displayed within a white velveteen interior. On the interior of the lid is a foreword for the Doc Johnson Wonderland range of sex toys.

So what magical qualities does my Mystical Mushroom vibrator have …

It is made from silky smooth silicone with a silkily finished cap to the battery compartment.
Offers 10 easy to operate functions – 3 x constant, 1 x escalating and 6 x pulsating, plenty there to tease and please.
With a single button control it’s easy to change functions and to stop simply press the button and hold for 2 seconds.
The control panel illuminates during use, flashing rhythmically with the vibrations.
Operates via 1 x AA battery, so very economical to run.
It’s small enough to slip in to your pocket or glove box in the car for some fun on the run.
Is quiet but powerful in operation, for discreet fun and games.

The shape of this mini vibrator suggests that it is more suited to external use, clitoral or nipple play. I’m not often driven to smell toys, that is unless they have a tacky feel or are made from jelly. This time I was greeted with an unfamiliar scent in terms of vibrators…mint. This vibrator smells minty fresh for some reason and it’s not the anti bac soap I used to cleanse it.

It would be interesting to know if any of you have experienced the same minty aroma.

Anyway, let’s get on with putting this naughty little mushroom to the test. Come with me I’m sure it’s going to be fun…

I quickly slipped out of my trousers and panties, opting to leave my t-shirt and bra on given that it was minus something outside and the heating was struggling to keep up.

As I pulled the duvet up to my neck I felt a little naughty, despite the obvious need to keep warm. I retrieved The Mystical Mushroom from my bedside drawer and pulled it under the warm duvet.

It was cleansed and ready to go but not warmed so I held it between my palms for a moment. The Doc Johnson really does feel so nice to hold, silky and soft. Moments later I was raring to go and depressed the button in the base, firing the vibrator in to play.

A few presses later I discovered a vibratory mode which intrigued me and inspired me to try shallow vaginal play. This felt good as the “hat” or should I say cap of the mushroom opened me enough to feel the benefit of its head.

The escalating vibrations felt so good as they played with the muscles of my vaginal opening. I found the fattened head of this vibe conducted the vibrations so effectively.

Eager to push the boundaries of pleasure I placed the Mystical Mushroom vibrator over my readied clitoris and shuddered as it made contact with my tender bud.

I didn’t feel quite like Alice playing with the Mystical Mushroom but it did tease me more pleasurably than Absolem.

This vibrator would be a must have for sex toy newbies and intermediate users.

Cascade Ripple Vibrator

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Mar 162013

Cascade Ripple Vibrator

Here’s another vibrator I couldn’t wait to test and review. It’s a world first in terms of its technology.

Have I piqued your interest? Good. I think I’ll let you wait a while longer before revealing the hidden feature of the Cascade Ripple. It’s the Domme coming out in me. Lol

The Cascade arrived in a sturdy clear plastic sleeve silver-printed outer designed to be hung up in stores and complete a set of bullet pointed features on the rear.

Within was the Cascade encapsulated within a sturdy white box. Under the white plastic liner you will find the charging cable with USB connection and connector to attach your cable to the vibrator.

Outwardly this vibrator looks very much like any other conventional vibrator but it holds a secret…

Ok, I’ve kept you in suspense long enough. This vibe is innovative and one of a kind being self lubricating. How, I hear you all shout out? It has a built in chamber to house lube capsules.

I referred to the user manual for instruction on inserting my lubricant cartridge which is basically a soft tube of fluid sealed with a foil cap. The instructions for insertion and removing the travel lock are easy to follow and in 8 short steps you are locked and loaded. Or should I say unlocked. Lol

Next came the charging…

…the rear of the manual indicates the charge time should be 4 hours with a runtime of up to 4 hours and a standby time of 90 days. I almost missed this info which is useful when preparing and maintaining your vibrator.

Initially I plugged my Cascade Ripple vibe in to the USB port on my PC and found that the adapter between the USB lead adapter and the vibrator proved a bit flaky and tended to fall off. I had to ensure the vibrator, connection and wire were all supported on top of my machine in order for them to stay in place. Perhaps the magnet that holds the connector to the vibe could be a little stronger?

After several hours I switched to my Micro USB lead and plugged directly in to the mains and hoped the charge time would at least be less than that indicated in the manual from the USB port charging.

The instruction leaflet advised that the light in the handle would glow red when charging and turn green when fully charged. I found that the light would glow red for a few moments and then flash, I tried adjusting my connection several times but couldn’t get a constant red light.

After 4 hours of being on charge the light was still flashing red with no visible sign of changing to green. But it worked, so I was going to carry on with this review regardless.

You will be required to remove the travel lock on your Cascade vibrator before use. You can do this simply by holding down the vibration and power buttons (either side of the middle button) for 5 seconds.

The overall look and feel of this vibrator is that of the early Lelo days, especially the soft seamless silicone shaft and ABS control handle.

The Cascade Ripple does attract attention being the first lube dispensing product and I couldn’t wait to…get wet with it. ;0

But before I enjoy the moist delights of the Cascade Ripple I’ll let you in to some of her secrets.

Offers “Lubeplay”, self lubricating technology with water based lubricant. Pressing and letting go of the lube button dispenses a metered dose which is adequate for play. But you can keep the button depressed to release more should it be required.
Has replaceable lubricant cartridges – one’s included with your new vibrator. Available in packs of 3 x 22ml cartridges which are expected to last up to 30 uses.
With an easy to operate interface you can control the power, vibratory patters and the speed of each.
Has 3 modes, constant, pulsing and escalation each with 3 speed settings.
Is powerful but quiet in use for those moments you want a little discreet pleasure.
Can be charged via a USB port with the adapter supplied or via the mains supply with your own Micro USB lead.
With it’s slightly curved and deeply rigged tip it should target the g-spot with ease.
The insertible length is 13cm, with a circumference of 12cm.

I’m not sure if it’s the business woman in me but I had one of the best mornings sales-wise for a while and felt rather triumphant. Though there was another motivation lurking in the background.

I also felt RANDY!

What better time to go off and test a toy than then? A dirty, happy tester is a good one. Lol

My Cascade Ripple Vibrator was already awaiting my attentions on top of my chest of draws where I had placed it earlier having given her a good wash with anti back soap.

I walked past her grabbing her en-route to the curtains, pulling them too against the bright but cold day. I was aware that there was going to be a delivery at some point in the afternoon so best get on with, don’t want to answer the door to the toy delivery guy panting and flushed…or maybe on the other hand…

Ignoring the cat happily sleeping at the bottom of the bed I pulled back the duvet placing my vibe on the mattress. This was to be a quickie, a naughty quickie, the best kind. I slipped out of my jeans and panties and rolled under the duvet.

How sexy! Laying there in my socks, complete with t-shirt and bra. Lol But this was about fast tracking satisfaction, slipping one in before I was disturbed and knowing that also added to the excitement of the occasion.

I placed the Cascade between my thighs, it was cool but would soon be warmed between my hot thighs, ready for use. As I slipped the vibe from between my legs I pressed the Power button and the interface illuminated, one more press and the vibe sprang to life.

The low thrum of the vibration soon had my hands tingling. This is going to be good I thought to myself as I pressed the lube button in the middle of the control panel. A small blob of lubricant appeared on the top of the shaft.

Enjoying the full girth of the Cascade Ripple sink deep inside me I felt satisfied and the vibrations started rippling through my pelvis and tummy. The tip came to land against my g-spot and I added some downward pressure to the base levering the tip in to closer contact.

This felt good, felt very buzzy indeed. I moved through the vibration patterns to the escalating mode pressing the button twice more to take it to max speed. OMG! That low hum was so good, massaging my vaginal wall and making me tingle.

I had to try it against my clit!

If you are going to use the Cascade Ripple on your clitoris ensure that the control panel is facing away from you before pressing the lubricant button.

The power rippled through me as I pressed the tip gently against my clitoral hood and I shuddered under its power as I massaged the lubricant on to my hot flesh. I flipped her over and my clit began to swell beneath the silicone rigged tip as I moved it up and down my clitoris exposing my sex.

My clitoris was now throbbing in time with the waves of vibration offered by the Cascade Ripple Vibrator. As I guided the tip up and down my clit I felt my nerve endings fire and my auto responses kicked in, my toes tingled, my legs became wobbly as my body became engulfed by the power of the orgasm building in my loins.

I swore. I’m sure I swore as I held my breath, arched my back and enjoyed the sweet release of all my tensions.

Now sensitive I removed the tip of the vibrator from my swollen nub unable to bear any more arousal, powered it off and lay back on the bed panting as my heart beat the rhythm of ecstasy.

Stronic Zwei From Fun Factory

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Mar 082013

Fun Factory Stronic Zwei

The Stronic Zwei is the second reciprocating vibrator from Fun Factory to incorporate their new thrusting action. Not content with simply improving on the Stronic Eins released last year Fun Factory have created a toy for men and women! This is quite a bold move for the German sex toy manufacturer and indeed it is quite a bold sex toy. However closer inspection of the toy reveals it is also made for pleasuring the G Spot of you ladies as much as for male anal action so you might end up fighting over this sex toy with your partner.

Unlike other thrusting sex toys that work on a cam mechanism to create the in-out motion the Stronic series of vibrators uses the inertia of a weight inside the toy and what we assume is an electromagnet or some comparable actuator to throw the weight against a spring or springs. We are just guessing here as we haven’t taken a Stronic apart, they are too nice to destroy like that. So what you have is a completely new way of creating a realistic thrusting motion that is far more realistic than any previous sex toy has offered. It also has the advantage that unlike cam operated thrusting vibrators it is not affected by pressure from the outside of the toy when inserted inside the body and therefore does not slow down when in use. Nice.

Charging the Stronic EIns toys takes hours, 16 to be precise though this is a maximum and we find that they take considerably less to recharge most of the time. Once charged they have a standby of up to three months so assuming you keep the Stronic topped up it will always be there to put a smile on your face.

The construction is sturdy, being ABS plastic that feels solid as a rock and soft, pliable high grade silicone moulded into a smooth form designed to probe your ass and massage your prostate. The base of the silicone just above the ABS control section has two protrusions providing stimulation and the surety that the toy will not be inserted too far inside when in use.

Charging the Stronic Zwei Vibrator takes, as I said, up to 16 hours, though often much less. You use Fun Factory’s Click’n’Charge system which consists of a nice compact mains transformer and a magnetic contact system which automatically aligns itself to the two metal beads on the base of the toy. This gives you a fool proof way of charging and ensures the Stronic Zwei remains waterproof even when fully submerged as there is no need for a hole in the case to accept a charging plug.

The controls on this anal vibrator are simple, a “Fun” button that turns the toy on and a + and – button to step through the settings. Pressing the “Fun” button for half a second when the toy is running will turn off the vibe whatever setting you have selected

The Fun Factory Stronic Zwei has more functions that you can shake a vibrator at. Well, to be strictly accurate it has nine. Three of them are referred to as constant, by which Fun Factory mean that the frequency of the reciprocating motion is constant at each to the three settings, “Samba” (low), “Rumble” (medium) and “Quickie” (high).

Adjacent to the constant settings are three of what are described as “Dynamic Mode” patterns. Two, “Rollerball” and “Rumba” change from low to high frequency thrusting at the same amplitude (power), the third called curiously “Vienna Waltz” has a constant frequency but steadily increasing amplitude which suddenly drops and then repeats.

You select all these patterns using the + and – buttons. The 6 aforementioned patterns are available “above” the off position and three more “Rattle”, “Gallop” and “Dirty Dancing” can be selected using the “–“ button to step you below the off position. Each of these three settings switches between two different thrusting frequencies at different intervals.

Finally there’s an easy to use travel lock feature “-“ & “Fun” to lock and “+” & “Fun” to unlock stops you having any unfortunate issues with the toy in your luggage at airports.

Fun factory provide two sachets of toy fluid with your new vibrator for instant pleasure and you can use any good quality water based lube with this product.

The Stronic Zwei came to me in a pouch that I had to say reminded me of a pencil case I had at school , though my pencil case wasn’t gold and didn’t have a Fun Factory badge and lanyard. The woven fabric pouch looks tough and is a practical way to protect, store and transport your Stronic Zwei without taking up huge amounts of space. It also saves on packaging when bought from a high street store though when bough online you’ll probably find it arrives in a box as mine did or in a very padded envelope.

I was also sent another Click’n’Charge charger. You will not have to buy a charger for every Fun Factory toy you buy because this charging system covers all of their new sex toys since about 2011. This saves you money and helps the environment too.

Suze tried the Stronic Zwei from the female perspective and found that its large girth made sliding the Zwei in and out quite challenging and although its ability to fill her vagina was in itself pleasurable any in-out motion could feel a little uncomfortable. Of course if you like a vibrator with a huge girth then that would be an absolute plus. In Suze’s case she found that the best way of using the Stronic Zwei was to allow the up-turned tip to massage her G Spot and move it with a slight side-to-side motion while the thrusting action of the toy moved it inside her. If the toy is angled the upper part of the base can just touch her clitoris but angling it to do so was at the expense of G Spot stimulation so using the Zwei was all about trade-offs.

The problem with the Stronic Zwei for me is its size. While I enjoy anal stimulation I’m afraid the Zwei is simply too big for me to use. I can manage to insert the tip but any more than that is uncomfortable which doesn’t work for me I’m afraid, I want stimulation not stretching. Eeek!

From what I can see the mechanism that drives the brilliant thrusting motion of this anal vibrator is quite bulky. It has to be so that the weight inside has sufficient momentum to deliver the powerful thrusting motions. Sadly that means that I can’t enjoy this male anal vibrator to the full. However if you have an ass hungry to be filled and stretched by a revolutionary thrusting, vibrating anal sex toy then you might want to get hold of one.

Odeco O-Zone Rabbit Vibrator

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Jan 292013

Odeco Ozone Rabbit Vibrator

This Chinese company have impressed me in several ways since their appearance in the sex toy arena last year. They have managed to create products which are both aesthetically pleasing and at a cost conscious price, which counts in these days of austerity.

Odeco are a company which seem to have ridden the storm and come out shining as they continue to extend their already extensive range of sex toys.

The only thing that doesn’t impress me is their packaging but hey! When they can produce products of reasonable quality at such a reasonable price then something has to give and in a way the choice of 1980’s livery is quite cute.

There are a few misspellings on the box which remind you that this company has the language barrier to overcome, and they make me smile.

But packaging aside the Odeco O-Zone has a reasonable build quality the silicone shaft has a nice velvety finish and the ABS handle is nicely inset with silicone too. I can see where they got their inspiration from for this product, another well know quality producer of pleasure products beginning with “L”. lol

So what does the Odeco O-Zone have to offer a lady…

Offers 3x constant speeds, 1 x pulsation and 3 x escalating modes.
Is easy to operate with its single push button interface. To stop simply hold in the button for a few seconds.
Feels comfortable to hold with its “Polo” shaped handle which nestles in to your palm.
Operates on just 2 x AAA batteries.
Is both powerful and quiet in operation, good news if you have children or guests around the house.
Synchronous light in the base flashes with the vibration for a bit of undercover action.
Has a flexible clit stimulator which can be adjusted to fit your body shape comfortably.

The snow had fallen heavily over night and settled and Alex was eager to get the driveway cleared so we could venture out. He was now outside wrapped up warm against the cold and I was still snuggled under the duvet.

No point in rushing to get up, he would be quite some time shifting the snow. So what’s a girl to do to amuse herself?

It didn’t take me long to answer that one. Lol

The Odeco O-Zone was clean and ready in my bedside “testing draw” which doubles up as my pantie draw. I rolled over and reached inside the draw to retrieve the O-Zone. It felt slightly chilled but I knew how to get it warmed up.

I pulled it under the duvet and placed it between my thighs it felt cold and made me momentarily shudder but it would soon be getting me all hot & sticky.

As I pushed the tip of the O-Zone rabbit vibrator against my wet slit I pressed the on button and I pressed the button a couple of times more taking it to max constant setting. The bulbous tip opened me as it entered my pussy and I felt a sense of satisfaction from feeling “full”.

I pushed the vibe deeper inside me whilst easing the clitoral arm in to position over my clitoris. I found it needed some encouragement to find its place. Once inside me I gave it the acid test for fit. I let go and despite being on full vibration the Odeco O-Zone stayed in place. A good sign.

The vibrations felt stronger for not being dampened in my hand but I wanted to apply some rotation to the shaft. Experience, or as I find now, instinct guides me when testing and I just knew this vibrator would benefit from slight movement.

How right was I! A quarter turn too and frown hit my spot. My G Spot that is. That slight movement was rubbing my clitoris and rubbing my G Spot beautifully. I held my breath as the ecstasy took over, my body tingled as it does when something good is about to happen.

Orgasm…

It came swiftly but breathtakingly soothing.

My clit was now hyper sensitive and I held the power button in to halt the vibrations which danced on my swollen clitoris.

And right on time Alex walked in the front door.

Don’t tell him what I got up to whilst he laboured away in the snow. Lol

I think this vibrator is for a moderate to seasoned user like myself. My reasoning behind this is that the bulbous shape of the shaft’s tip is quite ample for someone who’s never played with a vibrator before.

But it’s certainly one to aspire to and we all love a challenge.

PicoBong Mahana Duo Vibe

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Jan 082013

PicoBong Mahana

The design of the PicoBong Mahana intrigued me which is in part why I wanted to get my hands on one. It’s billed as being both a dual stimulation sex toy and a “couples toy” although I’m not sure how it would work being slightly bulky between you and your partner, and within you. But hey! That’s what reviews are for.

As some of you may know and sex toy novices don’t, the PicoBong range of adult products is brought to you courtesy of the renowned sex toy manufacturers Lelo who have a certain prestige when it comes to adult pleasure objects and for good reason.

This is a company with a range of products aimed at the mid range market, who desire a level of quality at an affordable price.

The only reservation I have about this dual stimulator is the lack of flexibility in the connecting section between the two silicone vibrators, which leaves me wondering how it will fair in play. And raises the question, would you be able to use it for both vaginal and anal stimulation?

I couldn’t wait to give it a try to see if the firm ABS joint would relent but first let’s take a look at what the PicoBong Mahana Duo Vibe has to offer.

Features 2 motors which can be independently set for configurable pleasure.
Is operated via 2 x AAA batteries which offer up to 2 hours of play.
Has 12 different vibratory modes with several speed settings.
Use the + & – buttons to move through the constant speeds and hold the button down to access the vibratory modes.
Is waterproof up to a depth of 1 meter.
Has a powerful but quiet motor for those occasions where discretion is required.

I slipped off to the bed room for a quick après Boxing Day wank, the thought of having another day in the presence of my family was daunting and making me quite tense. Now what helps relieve tension? You got it – a session of self pleasure. Lol

One thing you do have to consider pre playtime is that the speed/mode settings for this toy are on the insertable parts of the toy. Therefore it’s a good idea to select your setting before insertion, if you attempt after you will need some tissues at hand to wipe the buttons as selection isn’t easy when they are slippery.

Because the ends of the Mahana vibrator were slim and torpedo shaped and I was already feeling a little randy I went in cold without lube.

Once in place I knew my concerns earlier about the restrictive bend on the Mahana were well founded. The mark of an experienced sex toy tester, I told you so :p can see problems in a toy before I’ve tested it. The vibrator wouldn’t stay inside me without I put my thighs together.

I found the PicoBong Mahana kept wanting to spring out of me. Not only that but the clit vibe end was positioned so as to miss my clitoris altogether. Rendering all vibration slightly subdued due to missing the target.

Despite these misgivings I continued with my testing, I know from experience that sometimes you just have to try different things to hit the spot.

Unfortunately persistence didn’t pay off which is a shame as with a little more consideration in design this could have been a good product but it fell short on this occasion.

But not being one to give up I decided to deploy the PicoBong on my clitoris as a dual stimulator and oh yes, that worked. The stiff curve at the end served to guide the Mahana as I massaged myself in to an orgasm with the dual thrumming taking me there.

I consider this a reasonably priced clit vibrator which could also be used to tease nipples but as a dual vibrator it falls a little short of the mark. Lelo you have to address some design problems and come back with a product which we know you are more than capable of producing.

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Pure Blow Vibrator

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Dec 272012

Pure Blow Vibrator

I searched the Internet in the hope that I would find the people behind this vibrator but my efforts got me nowhere. Having gently peeled back the anti tamper sticker so carefully placed on the base of my Pure Blow vibrator I discovered that this vibrator originates from China as do so many of the top brands. It is made from 100% silicone and is phthalate free, essential in adult toy manufacturing.

The Pure Blow is sinuous with a curved tip which gives it an appeal for both internal g-spot stimulation and clitoral pleasure. Its undulating shaft looks as if it would be good for insertion, massaging the vaginal walls as you move it in and out.

Being a slim vibrator it looks and feels like one which would be easily used by a vibrator virgin as it doesn’t appear to be too challenging in the girth department.

So let’s take a look at the Pure Blow’s features.

Has easy to operate push button controls in the base.
Features an On/Off button for quick termination for discretion and an independent speed/mode button.
Has 10 vibratory modes including 3 x speed settings & 7 x vibratory modes.
Is reasonably quiet given the power it offers.
Remembers your setting for next time once switched off. A very useful feature if you have a favourite setting or one which gets you off.
Operates via 2 x AA batteries.
Is water resistant but not fully waterproof, so you can use it in the shower but not in the bath as it cannot be fully submerged.
The length of the Pure Blow is 6 3/4 “ and it has a maximum diameter of 1 ¼”.

There was so much to do for Christmas that my head was almost exploding and I needed a distraction for a while. What could be better than a mid-afternoon wank to release those tensions.

So my Pure Blow and I disappeared off in to the bedroom whilst Alex got to work with some of those jobs you only need to do before you have visitors. I would have helped but I was going to be cooking after all. Lol

I shut out the cold dark and damp day, making sure to cross the curtains over for extra security that nobody could see what was about to unfold in my bedroom. It had been a while since I watched any porn I’ve been so busy, so now seemed like a good time to help me get in the mood.

Picking up the DVD control from Alex’s bedside drawers I made my way over to my side of the bed and placed it next to me on my drawers. I slipped out of my jeans casting them to floor along with my socks and panties.

Then I slipped under the duvet, leaving it to rest on my hips, just keeping my lower half covered. This was only going to be a quickie with follow up if necessary.

I grabbed hold of the Pure Blow waiting on my bedside drawers and pulled it under the duvet until it came to rest between my thighs. It felt cool as I thought it would but my body heat would soon have it in serviceable condition.

I fast forwarded the DVD to some hardcore action, I felt dirty and a bit of anal penetration was the perfect accompaniment for my play. She’s a very accommodating girl that slipped in there with ease. Lol

The Pure Blow silicone vibrator was now warmed and ready for action. I knew the slender profile of this vibe wouldn’t be as filling as other vibrators I had tested but I slipped it inside me to pick up some natural moisture ready for some clit play.

It felt pleasant as it slipped inside me and I was aware of the pleasure bumps on its shaft but as I suspected it didn’t stretch me and make me feel full. However, it would be a perfect first vibe for someone, being unchallenging and easy to operate. One [wo]mans meat …and all that.

I pressed the on button followed by the modes button until I happened upon a very nice pulsing mode which made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck. Immediately I knew where this would feel good and make me purr and I retracted the Pure Blow vibrator bringing it to rest against my clitoris.

And oooh baby!

This is where the flexible silicone shaft of this vibrator came it to its own allowing me to gently add pressure to my clitoral hood. The curved tip of this vibe enabled me to target my pink button with accuracy.

Moments later I could feel my whole body tingle with the vibratory pleasure I was now enjoying. The pulsations were strong and the rhythm perfect, all I needed to add was a half turn to massage my clitoris in to submission.

It worked! A few twists of the wrist and I was moaning like a whore. I heard Alex respond with a “What” thinking I was talking to him in the nearby bathroom. I twitched a few times arching my back, gasped and landed on the mattress spent.

What can I say. The Pure Blow, blew me and it could you too when used imaginatively. A winner for both seasoned users and sex toy newbies who would get so much out of it.

Swan Silhouette Vibrator

Dec 182012

Swan Silhouette Vibrator

As always the packaging of the Silhouette vibrator from Swan is of a high quality both in presentation and robustness. Some sex toy packaging is very flimsy and won’t withstand the rough handling of couriers, not so with the Swan range, just like its naught cousin Leaf vibrators.

What you get is a rigid white box emblazoned with your sex toy’s image held closed with a magnetic seal. When you flip open the wrap around lid you find the Silhouette’s user manual presented in a matt black folder secured with Velcro fastener.

Beyond is a black satin pouch (tote bag for our friends in the States) again emblazoned with the Swan logo. Within the quality pouch you will find the Silhouette vibrator sealed cellophane and your charger complete with interchangeable international adapters. This vibrator can be transported all over the world with no disruption to play…orgasmic!

Now on to the Silhouette itself…the organic shape of this vibrator appeals to me on so many different levels. Probably because I love good design and when it’s coupled with functionality it’s the perfect combination.

I’m also very much in to Art Nouveau, I love the organic forms which are pleasing on the eye. So the Swan range of vibrators hit my spot with innovative style and flair. This vibrator isn’t just a sex toy it’s a silicone work of art with a secret.

As I salivate over the Silhouette here are her personal details…

A full charge will take at least 3 hours and can be engaged anywhere in the world with the international interchangeable recharger heads.
Features independent controls for the vibrator and rabbit.
Simply hold the integral buttons in to increase the speed of both the vibrator and clitoral stimulator for ease of use.
Offers quick termination of vibration should you need to simply by pressing the controls once.
Fits all shapes with its flexible rabbit vibrator to ensure comfort of fit and use.
Is fully waterproof for some wet and wild play.
Offers powerful but quiet vibrations to thrill and please.

So how does she perform in action? Why female I hear you ask? Well with those curves it just has to be a girl.

Night had fallen so I pulled the curtains too and turned on my bedside light. The central heating was doing a good job and the room felt warm and snug so I dispensed with the duvet. Opting to lay on top of it once I had removed my jeans and panties.

I picked up the Swan Silhouette and studied it for a moment. It felt nice to hold with its compact shape and silky soft finish. I reached inside my bedside draw for my water based lube wondering it the bulbous head would slip inside me without lubricant. But it was there on my bedside table should it be required.

Placing the soles of my feet together I pressed my knees back in to the mattress aiding entry in to my pussy. My vibe was now at body temperature having been caressed for a while which felt good as it touched my outer labia.

Once between them I could feel the heat of my sex and the moisture and decided to go in unaided and see what happened.

I felt myself stretch as the bulbous head entered my vagina and it felt good. As I pushed the base of the vibrator I felt the tip graze against my anterior wall coming to rest against my g-spot. As it did so the soft arm of the clitoral vibrator came to rest perfectly against my clit but the flexibility of the head would allow movement should it be required.

Something told me this was going to be one hell of a ride.

This vibrator was made for me and I’m sure will fit most ladies out there perfectly.

Once in place I pressed the button nearest to me which fired up the main shaft of the Silhouette and a deep rumble ensued. I pressed and held down the button until I was roughly half way up the power scale which felt soooo good.

Next came the clit vibe, I braced myself in anticipation…

A quick press followed by a “lets turn it up to the max” took me to that special place immediately. The rapid thrum of the clitoral vibrator coupled with the background hum internally did it for me. But not content at that I decided to experiment with movement as I turned the vibrator back and forth inside me, massaging my g-spot which gave me goose bumps.

But my final manoeuvre was the one which made me curl my toes and tilt my pelvic girdle in readiness for an explosive orgasm. I decided to slowly withdraw the head of the Silhouette vibrator, at this point I knew I had a winner it locked in to me a sure sign of a great g-spot stimulator.

And…OH FUCK!

This vibrator rocked my world and I’m sure would yours too. It’s not challenging in size or cumbersome to use and I would recommend that all you ladies give this one a try. Go on treat yourself for Christmas and it will give you pleasure throughout the year. Yo, ho, ho…

Cupcake Vibrator From Shiri Zinn

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Nov 272012

Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator

This is another product I spotted way back in June at the ETO Show and couldn’t wait to sample. It’s taken a while to get my sticky little hands on it but it has been well worth the wait. Don’t you think it looks so cute?

It’s the perfect product for “ladies who do lunch”. I hear you all exclaim, “what is it?”. Well ladies it’s a vibrator cleverly and discreetly disguised as a cupcake. No it is…I kid you not.

The perfectly iced cupcake in its polka dot case topped with a glossy cherry offers more than any sweet indulgence you could bake. It also comes in a lovely individual matching polka dot tin (below). Some of the best packaging I’ve seen in a while and themed with a touch of the Pin-Up era. Even the instruction brochure owes its design to this style. I love the whole concept as you may be able to tell.

The vibrator is operated not as you would think by pressing the cherry on top but by depressing the integral power switch concealed in the base of the Cupcake Vibrator.

This sweet fancy is so cleverly designed that you could quite easily get away with sitting it on your coffee table until your friend tries to take a bite of the irresistible pink icing. Lol

My personal challenge is to go in to our local coffee shop and try and get away with sitting it on their cupcake stand along with their edible versions. It would be fun to take a picture and see how long it took them to spot the imposter amongst their sticky fare.

The Cupcake is made from silicone but isn’t waterproof or even splash proof so you need to wipe it with an alcohol free toy cleaner or a wet piece of kitchen towel with anti bac soap.

Here are the vital ingredients of your Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator…

Operates on 2 x AAA batteries which were pre loaded, thanks guys! Should you need to replace them, simply remove by rotating the iced lid of the Cupcake counter-clockwise.
Offers 5 modes of vibration including constant, pulsation and escalating.
Can easily be operated via the one button control in the base. Turn off by depressing and holding the power button down.
PKCELL/alkaline batteries will give you up to 2 hours of fun at full strength, which is 4 x longer than “standard” batteries. Well worth the investment.

I had a toy cleaner from a top manufacturer which I was given at eroFame that I used to clean my Cupcake designer vibrator before use. Simply spray a fine mist over your pleasure product and wipe with a piece of kitchen towel to both clean and dry. The only problem is that if you do find residues of any kind left on the toy there are a lot of nooks and crannies to clean out, be that the fluted cup-cake case or around the cherry on top.

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The speed settings are easy to access and I found that the escalation mode felt really nice when the Cupcake was placed over my nipples. Don’t try dragging the Cupcake over your skin as the silicone tends to find a purchase and pull your flesh as you go.

Placing the base of the Shiri Zinn Cupcake on major pleasure points worked nicely, especially on erect nipples. This was never going to be a hardcore sex toy, more a discreet and fun indulgence and as such it does deliver.

I really enjoyed the sensation of the vibrations against my hardened nipples and the full ripe cherry pressing against my clitoris. The Cupcake Vibrator looks beautiful and feels good as a fun product which makes a refreshing change in this industry of full-on, un-subtle vibrators.

This product is ideal for those who wish to venture in to the world of adult toys but want to explore sensual stimulation without full-on penetrative sex toys.

The Shiri Zinn Cupcake is both fun and unchallenging to the inexperienced, curious buyer. A good first toy experience for anyone considering trying a pleasure product for the first time.

Leaf Spirit Vibrator

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Nov 152012

Leaf Spirit Vibrator

Or is it a massager? I’m having problems distinguishing between the applications of sex toys lately. Lol

But there is no doubt that this is another product in the classy “Leaf” range of pleasure products from Swan. As I have come to expect with the Leaf range, each product is beautifully packaged in a box which more than hints at its recyclableability. It resembles a brown cardboard box which you could place in the recycle bin for collection.

But this clever packaging with its green credentials is also of good quality. The robust manila box carries the Leaf logo with minimalist product information as not to clutter and is secured with a wrap around lid secured with a magnetic clasp upon the side.

When you flip open the box you are greeted by the manual presented in a very nice matt black folder emblazoned with the “Leaf” logo. Beyond that you find the trademark hessian tote bad containing your product which is hermetically sealed in its cellophane pouch for freshness.

Then you discover a set of global adapters which means you can travel anywhere you desire and maintain power in your Leaf vibrator/massager. Sounds good to me.

Your Leaf Spirit vibrator comes in a cellophane pouch complete with Warning sticker that you shouldn’t use silicone lubricants with it. Good point. Some silicone toys react to some silicone based lubricants, bets to err on the side of caution and use a water based lube.

Unlike other vibrators of its size, the Leaf Spirit is curved to fit your body which gives me lots of ideas for application. Ahhhem, but I better get on with this review.

I attached the UK head to the charger and plugged the leaf in to charge.

So let’s take a look what the Spirit has to offer…

A 2 hour charge can provide up to 1 ¼ hours of play.
Is easily controlled with a raised button featuring Up & Down controls. Simply hold in the top button to move up through the speed settings and the lower one to go back down.
You can terminate the power immediately for those moments when you wish to be discreet by pressing either of the controls quickly or by holding down the lower button.
Can be used in the bathroom as this vibrator is waterproof.
Is small enough to be slipped into lingerie or a pocket for mobile pleasure.
The curved tip of this vibrator just begs to be used on the clitoris.
The Spirit is 4” long and 2” wide at its base narrowing to a delightful tip to excite your clit.
Is quiet for a bit of stealth play but it doesn’t compromise on power.

“Let the games begin”…

Given the size of this vibe the only way to test it is to slip it inside the gusset of your panties. A task for which it is perfectly designed. It’s petite and unobtrusive due to its curved form and tapering shape.

I decided to slip it inside my panties whilst I worked at my desk.

Well, not quite worked but was indulging my followers on FaceBook Chat. Bad me. I selected to Chat and turned on the Spirit eagerly awaiting my first interaction.

As I waited I enjoyed the strong vibrations from my Leaf Spirit as they danced upon my clit. Sitting on this vibrator was so comfortable because of its petite and body friendly shape which wraps around the contours of your most intimate parts.

My leaf was so snug against my clit it was like I had this toy tailor made for me. The only issue I did have was that the control buttons aren’t as tactilely controllable as they should be and you have to guess if you are moving up or down the controls. One to take note of Swan.

Once speed had been achieved I was fine sitting forward and awaiting my first communication with someone. But it didn’t take long before someone was asking me what I was doing. Not wanting to lie I told them I was playing with a new luxury toy.

His reaction was to be expected and before long he was telling me how much he liked looking at my pics. This added to my excitement in a kinky way and I found myself grinding down on the Leaf Spirit, which felt comfortable and warm as it vibrated between my legs.

I added more speed and my typic,areovbnawl;tuiap;anvn br0ar-[nvraeregva

OMG!

Enough said.

After regaining my sanity I apologised for my incomprehensible outburst. Lol

This vibe is discreet, petite and perfect for secreting about your person but more importantly it is quite a potent weapon in a girls armoury. What’s more I can say that this tiny vibrator works on all levels, be you a newbie or an oldbie this vibrator has something to offer. As they say “Leaf love life”, yes to that!

Fun Factory Stronic Eins

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Nov 032012

Stronic Eins Vibrator

Just as guys lust over the latest wheels I desire new vibrators. The Stronic Eins or Stronic One made a big impression on me when I first cast my eyes on it at the eroFame show I visited at the beginning of last month.

It’s one on its own because if features a technology I haven’t seen before in my 6 ½ years of adult product reviewing and needless to say it got my juices flowing. So the first thing I did when I got back home was to ensure that Fun Factory kept their promise to send me one and true to their word they did.

So you may be asking what’s different about this vibrator?

Well firstly, the vibratory modes are unlike any other vibrator on the market and secondly the vibrations or should I say movements are completely unique.

Let me try to explain. This vibrator doesn’t have the same mechanics as normal vibrators which tend to provide stimulation via various trembling motions. The Stronic offers a new drive technology which is reciprocating. Which means rather than just vibrating it moves back and forth using a weighted mechanism.

When I fist pressed the “Fun” (I much prefer this to the “On” button. Lol ) button and fired this vibrator up in Germany my eyes lit up and a broad smile spread across my face. The guy from Fun Factory took great delight in my reaction and my comment that “This is the vibe most girls have been waiting a long time for”.

You can see just what I’m talking about here.

The Stronic has a weight about it but it feels robust and of good quality. It doesn’t come with a charger, you have to buy one separately but that’s a good thing as you don’t need a charger with every toy you get so long as its from the Fun Factory Click And Charge range. A healthy approach when people are becoming sensitive to the issues of having a greener planet.

I already had a charger from previous toys in the Fun Factory range and it was easy to attach using their latest “Click ‘n’ Charge” technology. You just to be careful to position them carefully with your toy placed on a flat surface.

Now to amuse myself with points of interest while he charges, I’ll be right back…

Whilst I’m gone. The Stronic Eins offers.

Extremely quiet but powerful thrusts of pleasure.
Travel lock, simply press and hold the “Fun” button for a few seconds to power On.
Bathroom delights, as this vibrator is waterproof.
Sleek organic shape which feels good in the hand and is easy to operate.
Is rechargeable so no need to stock up on those batteries.
Has a g-spot curved tip which is slimmer than the shaft to ensure you achieve accuratelytargeted FUN!
Offers 10 pleasure modes, including 3 x Algorithmic, 3 x Constant, 3 x Dynamic and a Sales mode.
Is easily operated via the – & + controls when in situ.
With a quick termination (should you be discovered) simply press the “Fun” button.
A full charge takes 16 hours but you should rarely need to if you keep your vibe topped up.

Now for some dimensions.

It’s 9” in length with 5” of insertable silicone shaft.

Has a clitoral bump of 2” for external stimulation.

Offers you an ample girth of 5.5”, for a truly fulfilling experience.

Is available in Deep Violet & Deep Violet if you like to colour coordinate your toys. I’m more of a violet girl. Lol

So what did violet girl think to the new Stronic Eins.

It was damp, dark and misty outside. Kids up and down the country were trick or treating and I was certainly up for some “treating”.

I pulled the curtains as a mere formality as it was dark except for the light offered by the street lights. It was all hallows eve and I felt as horny as fuck. No demons and ghosts were going to thwart my quest for enjoyment.

Suze wouldn’t be offering any treats to those pesky kids for a good while. lol

The very thought of playing with the Stronic Eins already had me wet and willing but from experience I know a little lube adds to the pleasure. I popped a drop of lube on the tip and wiped the excess off on to my clitoris.

I placed the tip of the vibrator against my opening and felt myself being stretched slightly by the ample girth of the Stronic Eins. Just the way I like my cock. Once inside the tip nestled against my g-spot and the nub of the vibrator nuzzled against my clitoris.

All systems go so far. How would he perform? I was soon to find out as I powered him up and I felt the almighty thrusting action get to work on my vaginal opening, g-spot and clitoris in one mighty surge of power.

This felt good. This felt like I was actually being fucked!

The Stronic Eins is the closest a vibrator has come to emulating the real thing. My cunt was enjoying the deep humming and thrusting between my legs. I left the palm of my hand over the handle as it went to work. The weight of this vibrator dictates that you need to hold it in place. Not a problem as I was now moving through the modes.

And it didn’t take me long to find one which made me take in a deep breath. The vibrations started in the clitoral stimulating node and moments later merged in to a rapid fucking motion travelling through the shaft. OMG!

With this vibe there is no need to twist, rock or plunge, just let the Stronic Eins take care of you. The clitoral buzzing followed by the deep thrusts soon had me edging close to orgasm. Then I held my breath as moments later sweet release followed.

I would like to say a big thank you to Fun Factory for developing a vibrator which we girls have waited years for. It really is revolutionary and breathtaking in use.

If you are looking for a good fuck then look no further than the Stronic Eins, you won’t be disappointed.

Because of the girth and pure power of the Fun Factory Eins I would recommend it for moderate to experienced vibrator users but certainly one to put on the “To Do” list for sex toy newbies (just not as their first vibe) because I believe everyone should experience this uniquely pleasurable experience at some point in their life.

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We-Vibe Thrill

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Oct 242012

We--Vibe Thrill Vibrator

I was elated today to receive a sex toy I had spotted in Hannover a few weeks ago at the eroFame B2B Show. It looks sleek, classy and interesting, the people at We-Vibe have made every effort to ensure that it resembles nothing else on the market. However, as with all such intimate products function has to dictate form to some extent.

It’s the brand new “Thrill” from the makers of the We-Vibe. For those of you unfamiliar with the We-Vibe it’s a “U” shaped vibrator with a motor at each end. It is designed to be worn internally by the female whilst she is being made love to. You can find the review here.

You would be forgiven for thinking that the We-Vibe Thrill has more than a slight resemblance to the We Vibe, essentially it’s the same shape just about 30% larger and with an ABS section housing the charging/control interface and the battery something its predecessor didn’t possess being covered completely in silicone. You would have had problems copulating with a handle on top of your pubic bone too. Lol

The penetrating tip has a bulbous head , the idea being that it will sit snugly against the g-spot once inside your vagina and the other arm of the “U” is a handle to aid control, pressure and positioning of the vibrator once in place. Or as the demonstrator at the show advised me, it can be used to assist you while rocking on the Thrill.

But first I needed to charge the We-Vibe Thrill which can be conveniently done via the micro USB adapter fed from either a mobile phone charger or from your PC with the USB lead supplied with the Thrill.

Whilst charging the amber light on the head of the Thrill will remain constantly lit and go out once fully charged. The best position to charge your vibrator in is on its side to avoid the adapter loosing contact with the adapter.

Here are some interesting facts about the Thrill to entertain you while it is charging…

Has a quiet and powerful motor which effectively conducts power throughout the length of the vibrator. The manual maintains that there is only one motor but the power it generates makes you think there’s one in each “arm”.
Offers 8 different vibratory patterns to “Thrill” you which are easily controlled via a single button housed in the tip of the handle for easy operation.
Is fully waterproof for added bathroom pleasure should you wish to engage in some water sports fun.
Due to the use of modern battery technology there is no need to fully drain and recharge your We-Vibe Thrill. A full charge is normally up to 1 ½ hours but you can give it a quick boost with just a 15 minute top-up. Once fully charged your vibrator will give you up to 2 hours service.
Power can be terminated in an emergency, such as kids entering your room. Simply hold and press the power button for 2 seconds for the vibrator to cut off.
The Thrill remembers the last vibratory setting you were using which is useful if you have a favourite, saves you working your way through all the settings to arrive at the one you want. A very useful feature.
To give you an idea of the Thrill’s awesome power it ranges from 3000RPM to 4800RPM at it’s highest setting.

So you’ve now read about this vibrators finest points, I suppose you ought to see its dimensions by comparison to the We-Vibe.

We-Vibe And We-Vibe Thrill Comparison

You can clearly see the difference in size between the We-Vibe and the We-Vibe Thrill here.

Now for the fun part. That amber charging light has gone out and my green light has come on, follow me to the boudoir…

Don’t worry about pulling the curtains today, it’s like pea soup out there could watch porn without anyone being able to see the television from the pavement outside. And as it happens I’ve got some rather naughty amateur action in there from my previous DVD review.

I’ll just fast forward it to a good bit of girl on girl action bear with me.

Take a seat over there it’s more comfortable if you sit in that chair and the view is good too.

After slipping out of my jeans and panties I’m ready for a quickie. I know from experience that this kind of shiny silicone can snag and pull your more delicate areas so lube will be required for this one.

I retrieve my trusty water based high performance lube from my bedside draws and apply an ample amount, ensuring that I covered the insertable tip of the Thrill. Laying back on top of the duvet I eagerly part my legs placing the sole of my feet together. A comfortable position for clit and pussy play.

The girls and getting down and dirty and I’m eager to join them as they encouragingly moan their pleasure to each other.

Slipping the tip of the Thrill inside me couldn’t have been easier and it seemed to “lock & load” as it hooked in and ground against my g-spot aided by the flexible arm between the control unit and the business end.

I found that when I sat up the Thrill was eager to stay in place which is good if you fancy a bit of upright pussy grinding which I briefly tried out on the mattress before coming to rest on my back once again.

After working my way through several vibratory patterns until I found one which made me go Uhmmm I started to experiment with moving the Thrill around over my clitoris as the g-spot stimulation hit the spot a little too well making me want to pee. A good sign really. Lol

Moments later I found it. Moving the head of the clit vibe vertically up and down between my labia minora gave me the greatest pleasure. It combined clitoral stimulation with g-spot the perfect combination.

Just minutes later I was squirming and twitching shouting unmentionable expletives as I came. Your work is done “Thrill”…yes you did…

This vibe hits the make in so many ways but the best one is the fact that it is so configurable that any shape of woman would find it easy to insert, wear and use. Along with both experienced and inexperienced users. This vibrator encourages women to experiment and find what they like best.

BGood Deluxe Vibrator

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Oct 152012

BGood Deluxe Vibrator

I have just returned from the adult industry’s premier event eroFame in Hannover. After 3 days of networking I’ve not only come away with lots of new contacts I’ve also brought home a bag of goodies including this vibrator from bswish.

Because I brought the BGood home in just a tote bag to avoid exceeding my luggage allowance on my flight back I can’t comment on the packaging which I left on the bswish stand. But I did bring home the black storage bag which isn’t made of satin or velvet but some cheap nylon napped replacement. It may be a good idea to review this, looks good but doesn’t feel like quality.

I’ve also got several other products in the range coming my way from the US when my contact sends them out. Exhibitors travel light and rarely have spare toys you are able to take away from the stand. I was lucky they had one I could bring home, test and write a sex toy review about.

It’s a while since I last tested a bswish product and this one caught my attention on the stand because of its low frequency vibrations which made my hand tingle as I held it. Always a good sign.

I just realised not only didn’t I get the box for this product but I didn’t get the manual either…I’m so glad we have the Internet. Hold on a moment whilst I go check out the BGood Deluxe’s features…

…I’m back.

Your BGood Deluxe offers…

Silent but deep vibrations facilitating discreet moments of pleasure.
Has an independent On/Off button and Mode button, great for quick shut off should the need arise.
Feels good to hold with its sleek easy to use design, all the controls are accessible with a single finger action.
With a seamless velvet finished silicone shaft and chiselled ABS plastic handle this product gives the feel of a quality product.
Operates via 2 x AAA batteries which are easily inserted and replaced in the power chamber.
With 3 x speeds, 1 x escalation & 2 x pulsation settings you are sure to be good for the rest of the day, sorry for the pun. No I’m not. Lol
Is waterproof so you can take it in to the bathroom for some good clean fun.
Offers 13cm of insertable length and has a maximum diameter of 11.5cm.

Now on with the play.

The beauty about working from home is that I can slip off from my office and give vibrator a good testing without disturbance, apart from the cat who has been known to make an occasional appearance on the bed next to me. Lol

The bedroom was dimly light as the rain fell heavily outside which added to the excitement of stealing myself away for some mid morning fun. I pulled the curtains to avoid the gaze of passers by and pulled back the duvet.

I slipped off my jeans and panties, disgarding them to the bedroom floor in a dishevelled heap and slipped under the cool duvet. It was cold now but within moments it would be warm with my body heat.

The BGood vibrator was sitting on top of my bedside drawers eagerly awaiting my attention, pre loaded, washed and ready for action.

On a day like this some thigh action would be required to prepare my vibe for action. I reached out taking hold of the vibe and pulled it deep under the covers till it came to rest between my pale white thighs.

It wasn’t long before it took on my body heat.

With only 2 controls to remember, starting up the BGood couldn’t have been simpler. I pressed the On button whilst the tip was resting on my clit and momentarily gasped at the prospect of having this vibrator inside me. J

Clit still tingling I pushed the tip of the BGood against my moist opening and it slipped inside me with ease. As the vibe travelled in side me the vibrations massaged my vaginal walls and once in place I could feel the resonance so deep that even my anus seemed to vibrate.

Because the BGood isn’t designed to massage the g-spot I concentrated on what it is good at massaging the vaginal opening. I pressed the button a couple of times to the escalating mode and immediately knew it was the one for me as my heart started to race.

I accompanied the strong waves of vibration which were now rippling through my pelvic region right through to my ass with some in and out thrusts, just gently to savour the waves of vibration which were now working their magic on me.

Now close to orgasm I needed to add just a little more sensory action, I spat on my finger and managed to place it over my clit before the saliva ran off. OMG! That was just what I needed. The perfect accompaniment to the BGood.

Aghhhhh! Hmmmm.

Well girls, all I can say is this vibrator isn’t challenging to use in terms of size and certainly is easy to operate. The vibrations offered are bone-shakingly good and the size not too much for the first timer. That said if you haven’t owned a vibrator before this one may just blow your socks off so handle with care. lol

Lelo Ina 2 Vibrator

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Oct 032012

Lelo Ina 2 Vibrator

It’s quite a while since I did a sex toy review for the original Lelo Ina, so I was delighted when Lelo approached me to test and review the all new, upgraded Lelo Ina 2. Just one moment while I check just how long ago that was now, got me thinking…it was almost 2 years ago that I first reviewed her.

OMG! Is it really that long ago?

I opened the packaging to reveal a slimmer but more elongated external box than the original with the LELO ident in the centre of the front and a slightly larger than life image of the Ina on the rear. No doubting which product is concealed within.

Within the outer packaging is the classy signature matt black box with embossed LELO logo. I slipped off the lid to reveal a sumptuous black velvet interior housing the Ina. To the far end secured in its own compartment was the International charger, instruction booklet, black satin pouch for storage, a sachet of lube and a credit card style product registration card. In fact everything you need to send you on your way to pleasure.

I couldn’t wait to get started but first…

…wait a moment and I will hunt out my Lelo Ina 1…

…I’m back. Visually there are several differences to note if you are a bit of a toy buff, like me.

The Ina 2 has a longer insertable section than its predecessor, aiding g-spot targeting.
There is a winder gap between the main shaft of the vibrator and the rabbit in the later edition.
I noted in my review of the Ina 1 that the rabbit was quite rigid and inflexible, this has been addressed in this latest version. The rabbit vibe is far more flexible and yielding to your shape.

One aspect of the Lelo Ina I do wish they would change is the charging point. I would like to see them using inductive charging which doesn’t involve “plugging in” your pleasure product. Personally, I find the rubber tab with bung cheapens the appearance of an otherwise classy product.

In the interests of this review I felt that I had to retrieve my original Ina for comparison. When I pressed the power button there was still power in her after almost 2 years of storage. Quite amazing that a pleasure product should work after all that time but that is a testament to the quality of Lelo’s products, they are built to such a high standard that they endure. Much to our delight, eh ladies ?

So I could make a fair comparison I needed to charge my original Ina, whilst she’s on charge lets take a look at the features of the Lelo Ina 2.

Offers 8 modes of vibration with 8 speed settings, plenty of fun for everyone.
One 2 hour charge can provide up to 4 hours of pleasure.
Is waterproof for a little fun in the bathroom.
Has two powerful but quiet motors to stimulate and arouse.
Is fully controllable with a single finger via a 4 button control panel.
Perfectly curved for g-spot stimulation.
Flexible rabbit stimulator with independent motor.

Now all that’s out of the way let’s slip off to the bedroom for some fun. You coming? I know I will be. *grin*

Before the fun commences lets turn both Ina’s on and see if I can tell the difference in power. I held in the + button on both vibes and it soon became apparent that the later edition was far more powerful. In fact it left my hand tingling for a while after holding the tip.

Oooh, this is going to be so good.

One thing you do need to do before commencing play is to memorise the positions of the speed buttons and the modes so you can play without being distracted without thinking too much about which button to press.

I slipped out of my clothes and snuggled under the duvet forgetting to pull the curtains in my eagerness. Lol It didn’t matter I just wouldn’t be able to have my porn accompaniment as the television is viewable from the street below.

After applying a small drop of lube to the tip of the Ina 2 I pushed her inside me until the rabbit came to rest against my now aroused clit. The flexible rabbit fitted snugly unlike its predecessor which always felt a bit rigid and unyielding – unlike this superior later model.

A few presses of the mode button found a fantastic escalating and circulating mode which was now playing havoc with my clit. The curve of the main shaft had targeted my g-spot with precision. I became aware of my quickness of breath as the vibrator got to work on me.

The addition of shallow stabbing motions allowed me to both massage my clitoris and g-spot without loosing contact with the vibrations which were surging through me. My heart was now beating with excitement and my toes curling down towards the bed as a few more motions of the Ina 2 brought me to a spine tingling orgasm.

The power increase and more flexible rabbit make this an exceptional pleasure object which will proudly sit in my bedside draw for years to come and come and…

This vibrator is unchallenging in size and therefore would suit all levels of user but you do have to make yourself conversant with the controls before you start to avoid “orgasm disruption”.

Lelo I can’t think of anything I would improve with the Ina 2 but I know you clever people will think of something.

Wonderland Pleasurepillar Vibrator

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Sep 292012

Doc Johnson Wonderland Pleasurepillar Vibrator

I had to test this toy because the packaging is a bit of a mind fuck…so who knows what will transpire in the bedroom. When the package arrived via white van man I couldn’t wait to run upstairs to my office and open it.

Inside I found an embossed sleeve emblazoned with gold writing and product information and a relief image of the Pleasurepillar vibrator. When the external cover was slipped off a faux bamboo box containing the Pleasurepillar vibe was revealed.

Once inside you discover your pleasure product encased in a magnetic clasped box with Wonderland in gold lettering and images from the famous tale captured on the front. The product packaging is very creative and inviting to open.

The front of the box opens to reveal a forward for the Wonderland range in a storybook style and your vibrator secured in its white velveteen case. Doc Johnson have managed to capture the fun and excitement of the famous tale and embody it in this range of 5 vibrators.

So let the story unfold but first I’ll share some interesting facts about our friend the Pleasurepillar.

Has an easy to operate single push button interface which leaves your other hand free to do other things.
Offers 10 functions comprising of 3 x speeds, 1 x escalating and 6 pulsation settings. Oooh, something for us all there don’t you think?
Extend your play to the bathroom because this vibrator is waterproof.
Is easily powered off in an emergency by holding the push button in for 2 seconds.
Has an LED push button control for under cover guidance. Lol
With a g-spot curve you know that your are sure to be on target when it comes to pleasure.
Is the perfect size for a handbag or pocket for mobile fun.
Quiet in operation for discreet satisfaction.

Now time to slip off to my bedroom for some wriggly playtime…

No laying on top of the duvet tonight, it’s quite cold as we descend in to Autumn. I slip out of my clothes, discarding them to the bedroom floor. It’s warm under the duvet but my Pleasurepillar vibrator is cold laying on top of my bedside drawers.

I grab my vibe, open my legs and place it between the warm flesh of my thighs to take on my body heat. The silicone is cold as it presses against my flesh…brrr. A few minutes should see my vibrator reach a comfortable temperature to use on this cold evening.

Alex is out with work colleagues and I need a quick fix for this desire to cum.

After all these years of sex toy testing and reviewing I still get a kick out of self servicing my needs. It makes me feel a little naughty, perhaps dirty, for being able to satisfy my own needs. This all adds to the experience.

Reaching between my legs I feel for the Pleasurepillar and it feels ready for use, undistinguishable heat-wise from my own body’s flesh as I brush my hand over my inner thigh. Perfect for use.

The street light outside my illuminates my bedroom as the last of the day’s sun settles behind the horizon. It’s still and quiet outside, making me focus all the more on my own secret bedroom antics. It still amuses me after all these years to know that my day job is pleasure and nobody around me knows. Somewhere in this quiet suburb a lady is enjoying the pleasures of “the vibrator” and nobody knows.

I pressed the button in the base of the Wonderland Pleasurepillar and smiled as my duvet tent became illuminated by a blue glow. My sex toy was now buzzing accompanied by a light show.

The vibrations offered by the Wonderpillar whilst being varied aren’t quiet as strong as other similar products, a good thing for those who are sensitive to the stimulation on offer but for me took a while to hit the spot.

Aided by circular movement of the Pleasurepillar I found my sweet spot and therefore my sweet release.

This vibrator isn’t so much for the seasoned user but is more suited to the beginner to moderate user. It’s unchallenging in size and therefore really does tick all the boxes for the sex toy newbie.

Odeco Cupid Vibrator

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Sep 212012

Odceco Cupid Vibrator

The Cupid is my second vibe from the makers Odeco and I must say up to now I have been impressed with their products although I can see where they got their inspiration from when it comes to design. That’s an insight only a seasoned sex toy tester can offer.

This vibrator is presented in their trademark zany orange packaging emblazoned with the image of the product within, encasing the rather nifty black angular cut box with orange inset. Oh Odeco, please note that these boxes are so close fitting that I fear for my nails every time I open one. Lol

However, you can be assured that your vibrator isn’t going to come to any harm in its well secured container complete with foam inset and cover.

The Odeco Cupid appears to have acquired its heritage from Fun Factory resulting in this stylish fusion of pleasure and form which I can’t wait to put to the test in my bedroom.

Having stuffed myself silly creating recipes from Gok Wan’s cook book I was ready to lay back, digest and think of England whilst letting my latest pleasure object do all the work.

Here is a taster of the Cupid to be going on with whilst I go charge him up…

Has an ergonomic shape which feels comfortable in the hand when in use.
Ideal for bathroom play but not fully submersible so don’t get carried away. Lol
Is rechargeable taking up to 2 hours to fully charge for your pleasure.
Operates via an easy to use 3 button interface with both speed and mode settings.
Offers 7 functions including clit only and 1 constant speed setting all with multiple speeds. Plenty to bring a smile to your face.
Is unimposing in size with its compact shape and dimensions.
Gives quiet but powerful vibrations.

Now time for dessert…

I unplugged the Cupid from charge, the light had stopped flashing indicating that it was fully powered-up and I wandered off to the bedroom.

After pulling the curtains just in case the window cleaner should show up I slipped under the duvet still holding my vibrator.

It was a cool, dark and damp evening perfect for some self indulgence. And after all Alex was busy on a development project work, so why disturb him when I can take care of my own needs. Don’t tell him I said that. Lol

The Cupid was a little cold so I placed it between my thighs to warm up for a while. I was already moist and as this vibe isn’t large I knew I wouldn’t require any additional lubrication.

Moments later I was retrieving the Odeco Cupid from its lair and parting my legs in eager anticipation. If this vibe felt as good inside as it did when I pressed the buttons to test it then good times were ahead.

I pushed the tip of the Cupid against my opening parting my lips as it went. It slipped inside me with ease, its ridged shaft massaging my vaginal opening as it entered me. The clitoral nub came to rest against an already swollen and much aroused bud as it docked inside me. It felt natural to push my middle right finger in to the curl at the end and use my thumb to operate the controls.

Having made a slight adjustment to the placement of the clit stimulator I was ready to go. The clit vibe is easily adjusted to fit your shape to give you the perfect fit. All I required was a little saliva applying to my clit to ease use of the Cupid and not rub myself up the wrong way.

Unlike other vibes the Cupid is turned on by pressing the middle function button and holding down for a few seconds. It kicked in to constant vibration which felt good as I turned up the wick but I know from experience that escalating modes work best for me.

It didn’t take me long to find the one which made me tingle. I pressed the speed control setting and gasped as the full intensity of the vibratory power hit me. This vibrator doesn’t hold back but is so quiet in use.

With the tip of the Odeco Cupid resting against my g-spot and the clit vibe working its magic externally I soon found myself bucking with curled toes. And adding a slight in and out movement which massaged my g-spot, vaginal opening and clit all at the same time brought things to a head.

I think Alex heard my laboured call of FUCK! because I became aware of his presence in the doorway to the bedroom as he watched me twitch my way though a very pleasurable orgasm.

The Odeco Cupid has everything you could want from a compact rabbit vibrator. It will please both newbies and seasoned sex toy users alike its small size belies it capabilities.

Odeco Eros Vibrator

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Sep 092012

Odeco Eros Vibrator

Odeco are a newcomer to the market with lots to offer in their extensive but fun range of sex toys for me to review. I thought I would make a start with the Eros vibrator which as you can see is leaf shaped and quite a versatile mini vibe.

Once inside the packaging I exposed the outer sleeve of the Eros clearly emblazoned with a picture of the Eros vibrator so you can immediately see what you have received. But what you can’t see is the name of the product – that is until you happen upon the barcoded label stuck to the packaging for warehousing purposes.

A little niggle I know but for someone who requests products for review and sometimes in bulk it’s nice to know what I am about to test. More importantly if you see this on the shelf in a high street store and want to ask the assistant about it what do you call it, unless you spot the tiny sticker. I also found the imagery on the sleeve a little too “funky” which combined with the anonymity made the product look a little tacky and cheap at first glance. A more conservative look would have been preferable.

But hey, let’s not judge a book by its cover.

I slipped off the outer sleeve and was pleasantly surprised by the quirky jaunty angled box within. Odeco have redeemed themselves. Lol The two halves of the box are cut at an angle and the inner orange box is just visible along the joint.

The lid fits very snugly fitting and you have to adopt a bit of a hand wiggle to remove it. Once inside the Eros can be found nestling in a graphite coloured foam interior. Once removed the charger and instruction booklet are revealed along with a black satin pouch in which to store your Odeco Eros vibrator.

Actually inserting the charger in to the Odeco Eros fully doesn’t appear to start the charging process. I had to pull it out a little to form a connection. So while the Odeco Eros vibrator is charging here are some points of interest.

Charge for up to 2 hours for 2 hours of play. The light flickers whilst charging, switching to constant when fully charged.
It’s compact and easily slipped in to panties or a bra, a handbag or a glove box for some in car entertainment.
The shape of the Eros just begs to be slipped between the pussy lips for clitoral stimulation.
Being water resistant it can be used in the shower for a little bedroom to bathroom play.
Easily operated via the + and – buttons, press once to move through the speed/functions and press and hold to progress through all the settings.
Is quiet but powerful in operation.
Offers 1 x constant, 2 x pulsation and 3 escalation modes of vibration.

The segment shape of the Eros intuitively told me it would work best slipped inside the gusset of my panties and sat on. I was right, because there isn’t much to grip you are best turning it on and enjoying the powerful but quiet vibrations on offer.

I set myself a challenge to write my preface for this review whilst sitting on my Eros and see just how long I could last before my concentration waned and I stopped writing.

Pressing the + button several times took me to an escalating mode which tickled my fancy. I was now ready to insert the Eros in my panties. I pushed my back against my office chair whilst slipping my ass forward on the seat.

Moments later the vibrator was nicely positioned between my pussy lips with its arched back sitting in the opening of my vagina and the tip pressed against my clitoris. I started to write this review and found that my instinct was to move gently from side to side, enabling the Eros to massage as well as vibrate my clit.

It felt good and you would hardly know I was sitting on a vibrator. Girls you could take this to the office and nobody would know you were pleasuring yourself. But do be careful to come quietly. Lol As I started to write the bullet notes for this review I could feel the tell tale tingling in my toes which proceeds my orgasm.

Productivity failed at this point as I rested back against my chair, still continuing to wiggle my ass on the seat. Moments later I felt it…

My screen was filling up with z’s and other erogenous characters as I twitched my last and moistened the gusset of my panties.

This mini vibrator is fun to use and so discreet which is a bonus. The Eros would be a great buy for any level of user, simply adapt it to the level of play you enjoy, clitoral, nipple or frenulum if you are a guy. Alex enjoyed holding it against the underside of his cock as I finished off this review.

The only downside to the Odeco Eros is the light indictor which can be erratic. I gave mine a full charge and once removed from the charger the light started to flash, which indicates that it requires another charge. However, if you ensure that you give it at least 2 hours charge you should be OK to go.

Getaway Wild Vibrator From Nomi Tang

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Aug 122012

Nomi Tang Getaway Wild Vibrator

It’s quite a long time since I got my hands on a Nomi Tang vibrator, in fact so long that I will have to check. Just a moment. Wow! It was way back in 2009, when I had the pleasure of performing my sex toy review of the “Better Than Chocolate” vibrator.

It has taken me some time to acquire the Getaway which I first spotted on their stand at Venus Berlin in 2010. So I was elated when I was sent this one to play with.

The Getaway is available in three different styles, the Pure, Luxe and Wild. The principal difference between the three is the shape of the vibrator’s tip. In my case I’m using the chiselled head for targeting the g-spot.

I saw the white van man drive up my street from my office window and anticipated the delivery would be for me. Which isn’t always the case, next door order a lot of stuff online so they get deliveries too. Lol

In this case I was right and as soon as I had signed for my package I dashed straight upstairs. Once inside the outer packaging I slid off the cardboard sleeve embellished with an image of the Getaway and a quick rundown of its features.

Inside was an instantly recognisable Nomi Tang box emblazoned with the NT monogram. I flipped open the lid to reveal a white satin lined box secreting my Getaway vibrator. Discreetly placed under the vibrator was a matching white satin pouch to store it away.

And placed conveniently at the rear of the box was the user manual upended and tucked behind the satin interior. I took hold of the top of the manual to withdraw it but it wouldn’t move. It seemed to be wedged in place and wasn’t having any of it.

I removed the satin cradle to reveal the manual still hard up against the side of the box and discovered that it had become stuck to the side of the cardboard. Someone had been slightly impatient in constructing and assembling the packaging for this toy. Lol

A slight tug freed it from the wall of the box and didn’t cause any damage.

I attempted to discover exactly how many modes of vibration are available and got completely flummoxed. The instructions aren’t very clear. From my attempts at moving through them (as per instructions) by placing my finger over the NT button I discovered constant and a couple of other pulsation settings.

Here are the stats as informative as I can make them out from available information both online and in the manual:

Operates via 2 x AA batteries which are loaded in a removable plastic casing which is awkward to remove, load and reinsert. This needs a rethink in my opinion as it lets the product down a little.
Offers one constant two pulsing modes which can be speed adjusted via the scroll controls.
Is fully waterproof to a depth of 1 meter to facilitate play in the bathroom.
Powerful but quiet in operation.
Once a desired mode and speed is found you can lock your setting for future use.

We were in the grip of a heatwave and I pulled the curtains in the bedroom before slipping out of my dress, bra and panties and flinging myself on to the bed. The Getaway Vibrator was waiting for me silently on my bedside drawers and I was ready to come.

I took hold of the Getaway Wild Vibrator which didn’t feel comfortable in the hand due to its flared base, although I knew why they were staying true to their original design which works well for a clit vibe but not a full on vibrator.

Once I had established a grip which felt ok I pushed the tip of the vibe inside me, the acid test as to whether I would require lube or not. In this instance I was so excited at the prospect of being penetrated that I didn’t require assistance on this occasion.

My earlier concerns regarding the design versus performance ration of this vibrator were cast aside as I felt the Getaway grind on my g-spot. She had hit the spot and it was confirmed once I attempted to pull her out for a second thrust. The tell tale “hooking” confirmed this vibrator’s effectiveness and I couldn’t wait to put it through its paces.

I pressed the On button and moved from constant through to escalating, yeah baby! Now to turn up the volume…

Scrolling the controls gently upward sought out the perfect speed setting for my mood and enjoyed the strong pulsating vibrations. My nipples were erect, I was wet and my whole body was feeling aroused as I started to plunder my pussy with the Getaway.

Each vibratory jab of the Getaway was massaging my g-spot and bringing me closer to orgasm. It was steamy in the bedroom before I embarked upon my mission of indulgence but now it was a hot house of delight.

Small droplets of sweat were forming on my brow as I descended in to a downward spiral of ecstasy. The combo of thrust and vibrations were embracing me, taking me closer to orgasm. This vibe had me hook, line and finally sinker as my toes curled in the triumphant posture of orgasm.

This vibrator may not feel too good to hold but delivers and at the end of the day that’s what counts. Despite its handleability issues caused by wings that (IMHO) owe more to styling than practicality this vibe is a good choice for both seasoned users and amateurs alike because of its undemanding shape and girth.

Go on knock yourself out.

Moka From PicoBong

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Jul 112012

Pico Bong Moka

This is the second full sized PicoBong vibrator I have had the pleasure of sex toy testing and reviewing. Despite the economical packaging this range does offer great value for money as far as materials, design and functionality is concerned.

My first impression of the PicoBong Moka was just how much it resembled the shape and form of Lelo’s GIgi and as they are distant cousins I didn’t have problem with them lending the shape to the Moka. Lol

There goes the old pro in me.

Despite not being rechargeable the Moka does offer a great ergonomically shaped g-spot vibrator with easy to use controls that I have discovered you can easily change its speed and modes once in situ.

I need to measure it but I’m sure that the contact area at the tip of the vibe is slightly larger than its counterpart the Gigi. All good to me, I’ll check later when you’ve gone.

I’m sure you are more interested in her saleable points so here they are.

Offers up to 2 hours of play from 2 x AAA batteries.
With 12 vibratory settings and multiple speeds you are sure to find one to make your toes curl.
Fully waterproof to a depth of 1 meter for a little bathroom pleasure.
Features a curved shaft and flat head for targeted g-spot stimulation.
Has easy to operate +, – & function buttons which are easily accessible as they are on the side of the vibrators shaft.
Is constructed from ABS plastic with a velvety finished silicone shaft designed for comfort and lubricant retention.

I started out playing with the Moka on my clit, I was in the mood. After slipping off my trousers and g-string I lay back on top of the duvet and applied the vibe.

The head fitted nicely over my clitoris and I pressed the + button to fire her up. The vibrations were powerful and reasonably quiet for the power of the vibrator – a good power to noise ratio. I experimented with the speed and functions until I happened upon an escalating mode which had my toes curling but wait! I want to give the Moka a full workout.

My clit was now swollen and pulsing and my slit wet. No lube required. I pushed the angled head inside me and enjoyed the feeling of being stretch slightly as the tip slipped inside me. The head came to rest quite naturally against my g-spot.

I knew it was in the right place instantly as I felt the usual need to pee as it pressed its head against my swollen bundle of nerves. A mark of a good g-spot vibe for me is if you can leave it unattended inside you without it slipping out, which means there is a “hook up” going on in there.

The Moka did it perfectly, sitting inside me without the need for hands, working its magic on my erogenous zone. Perfectly docked I pushed my back in to the mattress tilting my hips to aide my own orgasm.

My body seemed to be in symbiosis with the vibrator as it played every note perfectly inside me, teasing me to the edge of orgasm. I bit my lip to contain my outcry as I felt the inescapable grip of climax take hold of me.

There was no need to silence my enjoyment the neighbours were out at work after all but for some reason I felt naughty playing with myself in the afternoon on this wet and humid day. It was moist outside and now I was in perfect synch.

My heels dug in to the mattress as I came whilst thrusting the Moka in and out of me, popping my cunt with my vibe. OMG!

The Moka is a vibrator which is effective for seasoned users like myself but can also be enjoyed by all levels of users because of its slender shape and size.

Kaya From PicoBong

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Jun 072012

PicoBong Kaya

Having tried and tested PicoBong’s mini vibes with success I was pleased to be given the chance to review the Kaya their first rabbit vibrator. PicoBong offer almost the same quality and style of Lelo without the price tag which in today’s climate is a good thing.

OK, you don’t get the rechargeable vibe presented in a quality presentation box but you do get what you pay for. A premium product packaged economically with great functionality. This vibe offers 12 modes, something to be envied by its competitors for the cost.

I would like to see all vibrators going down the rechargeable root but it’s a cost that the manufacturer have decided against so we have a range of vibes which are dependent on conventional batteries.

The finish on this vibe impressed me, others in this price range can be quite crude. The Kaya offers a smooth, jointless finish with easy to operate push button interface on the right side of the shaft. It has an organic shape and a rounded base which will sit comfortably in the palm of your hand while you play.

My only reservation pre play is that the controls for the Kaya are in the base of the shaft which is inserted in to your nether regions. Will you be able to adequately operate them once the vibe is in situ and slippery?

Let’s find out but first here’s quick rundown of its features.

Offers 12 different vibratory patterns, something for everyone.
Has two independent motors offering rotational vibration internally and clitorally.
Despite being powerful has a quite motor for discreet indulgence.
Water proof to a depth of 1 meter, so bath time is guaranteed to be fun.
Has an easy to operate interface with + & – buttons for speed and M button for “Modes”
Up to two hours of play from 2 x AAA batteries.

It’s a Bonk Holiday so lets go play!

I slipped out of my jeans and panties, leaving my t-shirt and bra on after all this was going to be a quickie before a trip to the pub for lunch. Alex was working away in the office next door as I climbed under the duvet for some sexual gratification.

From experience I know that the Kaya’s silicone doesn’t cause drag if you’re wet and I was. I pressed the speed selection button and pressed the tip of the vibe against my pussy, parting my lips and homing in on my moist opening.

The Kaya slipped inside me with ease and was firmly in place, pressed against my g-spot moments later. It’s almost like PicoBong measured this vibe up specifically for me, the tip nuzzles nicely against my G Spot and the clit vibe homes in nicely on my swollen bud.

It just required me to tune in the vibrations to my frequency. I maxed up the constant vibes which felt good but I have a preference for variable speed/patterns and pressed the mode button to the second escalation mode which felt soooo good.

My earlier concerns about the location of the controls turned out to be unfounded as they remain outside the body during use.

The shape of the Kaya rabbit enabled me to enjoy the vibratory stimulation hands free as it locked nicely in place when inserted which doesn’t happen very often. I usually find that the vibrations work the vibrator out of me without a steadying hand, not in this instance, my PC muscles took a good hold.

Strong escalating vibrations felt good as they rippled inside my cunt but I needed something more to tip the balance and push me closer to orgasm. I took hold of the rounded base, which felt comfortable when in my palm and rotated it quarter turn then back again.

That was it! The subtle movement massaged both my g-spot and my clitoris and with a few delft twists I was edging closer to orgasm. I could hear Alex hitting the keyboard rhythmically as I quivered and came in an orgasmic rapture which left me panting and flushed.

I smiled as Alex poked his head round the door having heard me climax and ask “Are you feeling hungry now?”.

The Kaya is ideal for both seasoned users and sex toy newbies as it’s organically shaped and not at all threatening size wise.

SenseTouch Smart Wand From Lelo

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May 222012

Smart Wand From Lelo

Forget about your Hitachi Magic Wands, Lelo bring us the future of wand style massagers.

I received my Lelo Smart Wand in time for the weekend and couldn’t wait to slip it out of the cardboard outer to reveal the… I was about to say, sturdy black box but no it wasn’t. The SenseTouch Smart Wand has broken from Lelo tradition and is presented in an equally impressive white box.

Secured inside the box within the matching plush interior was the wand and the now familiar Insignia brooch, I have quite a collection of those now.

My first impression of the Smart Wand was just how stylish they had made what is after all a familiar old friend. Mine was a medium sized wand, I believe they come in large as well. Gone is the huge cumbersome massager we are used to seeing, it has been replaced by an ergonomically shaped massager with a gently curved handle for practicality. Unlike the Hitachi Magic Wand it doesn’t look like an over sized and out-dated medical appliance.

This is an object of desire.

Lelo excel at making vibrators look like objects of beauty, giving them an almost Art Nouveau look and feel. I received the plum version which contrasts nicely with the gilt embellished handle, a very classy look.

The charger is tucked away under a card casing bearing the Lelo insignia at the far end of the box and underneath the insert is the 10 year warranty, instruction manual and black silky storage bag or tote bag as our friends over the pond refer to it.

Reading through the manual I discover that the concept of “SenseTouch” means once selected you can hold the vibrator against your body and it will slowly work up through the speed settings the longer you hold it in place. Great concept!

But before I could get to grips with my Smart Wand I needed to charge her, the booklet advised that a full charge should take around 2 hours.

So I’ll see you all in two, in the meantime you can read up on more of the SenseTouch Smart Wand’s features.

8 vibratory patterns with adjustable strength.
Is rechargeable and fully charged up and ready for use in 2 hours.
Simply press and hold the <> button down for 3-5 seconds for the SenseTouch mode. Which is really good.
Features easy to operate with a positive touch + and – buttons to control the vibration speed.
Is ergonomically shaped for targeted pleasure and ease of use.
Offers great deep muscle massage after a bath or a shower not just sexual pleasure. Loving the multi-tasking abilities of this vibe.
Can be enjoyed in the bath or shower too.

I wandered off in to the bedroom, my intention to give the Smart Wand a solo work out, girl on girl. It didn’t work out that way because Alex followed me obviously eager for a shag. Lol

Moments later we were both naked and he was biting down on my neck, which always makes me weak at the knees. I moved towards the bed and the waiting Smart Wand on my bedside drawers, moments later I was in the missionary position with Alex between my legs.

I reached out and picked up my Lelo Smart Wand determined to give the girl a try. As Alex pushed the tip of his hard cock inside me I pressed the function button and started up the SenseTouch mode.

The wand started to vibrate at a low hum as Alex started to fuck me more vigorously and I deftly slipped it between us locating my clitoris with the head. I didn’t meet with any resistance as the vibrations increased, in fact Alex started to fuck me faster and harder implying that he was enjoying the Smart Wand’s effects too.

By now I was on the verge of having a clitoral orgasm as a result of the G spot stimulation I was encountering with the cut and thrust of Alex’s pleasure, my synapses were in overdrive. A smile must have been clearly visible on my lips.

It was easy to hold the curved handle in place against my pudenda as I was mercilessly fucked, unlike the Hitachi which would have been far more intrusive being straight shafted and much larger. With the Lelo Smart Wand you can simply let go and let things happen as the handle comes to rest on your pudenda without much intervention.

You may need to occasionally reign things in and reposition the wand but for the most I was able to let the combined weight of the wand and the angle of the head take care of me. Rather noisily I exploded with the resultant squelching sound accompanying every thrusting affirming my enjoyment of the combined efforts of Alex and the Lelo Smart Wand.

In my opinion this vibrator is the best thing to happen in adult pleasure for a long time. Lelo really are a company to reckon with and are still setting the standard for sex toys.

The Smart Wand is so versatile in both usage and settings that it can be pretty much used by all levels of user. One for your toy box and mine.

Fun Factory G4 Calla Vibrator

May 102012

Fun Factory G4 Calla Vibrator

It’s a while since I tested and reviewed a Fun Factory sex toy so I was quite excited to receive one of the latest G4 sex toys to review. And the packaging has undergone a complete revamp since the last product I tested, the outer sleeve has the feel of the 1950’s yet brought right up to date even incorporating a QR code linking to further product information, check out the link here

A nice touch is the cheeky reference to a pearl necklace in one of the images. However some of the feature icons don’t quite hit the mark and had me guessing what they represented which I suppose can add an element of fun, Lol. Some were obvious but others went wide of the mark, so whereas most were understandable whatever language you speak, one or two we unintelligible and had to be guessed at.

Once the outer cover was slipped off I was quite disappointed with the inner packaging which was flimsy and cheap in appearance, card with a plastic inner housing the G4 Calla vibe. But I suppose you could argue that Fun Factory produce high quality products at reasonable prices.

Let’s take a look at the Calla’s features before sneaking off for a crafty wank.

Unfortunately you will have to consult the manual because the box reveals little about the product. The second language is English so I was quickly able to read the Calla’s info…

Take note if you need to fully charge your vibe then it will take around 6 hours, so plan ahead to ensure you have enough juice to make your flow. I had charged mine through the afternoon so by early evening it was read to go and so was I.

The Calla is a very attractive organic looking vibrator which takes its name from the Calla Lily. It has a stepped shaft with a wide flange at the base for clitoral stimulation. The addition of a finger loop in the base helps ensure that you don’t loose your grip in the height of ecstasy.

Before I slip off to the bedroom and get all hot and sticky here are the Calla’s features for your perusal.

Features easy to operate + & – buttons which can be operated blindly with your fingertips.
Offers 6 powerful constant speed settings and 4 vibratory patterns to choose from.
Reacts to touch, illuminating the control panel ready for use.
With finger loop there is no need to loose a grip even when fully lubed up.
Comes with or without the charger so you don’t end up with a cupboard full of them when you have stocked up on the full Fun Factory range.

It was turning dusk as I entered the bedroom, pulling the curtains to as I fly on my jeans. I was soon sans clothing and slipping under the welcoming duvet. The room was semi dark and I could hear the tracks playing on YouTube next door as Alex beavered away at the keyboard.

Sounds from the 80’s and wanking seem to go hand in hand with each other.

Because the finish on the Calla is more of a napped, velvety one I applied a little lube to aide insertion. She slipped inside me with ease and being stubby I felt full and slightly stretched as the hilt came to rest on my clitoris.

With my Calla now sitting in my steamy pussy I pressed the + button to fire up the vibrations and boy I wasn’t ready for that! The low resonance of the vibrations rippled through me with intensity. I’ve found that high frequency vibrations aren’t as effective and I have to find an escalating mode but with the Calla I was perfectly happy using the constant speed setting. It felt good as it rumbled between my legs.

I upped the speed by holding down the + button and steadily moving up to the highest speed. There was no need to check out the vibration patterns I was already on my way to seventh heaven. As the base pressed against my clitoris I added a rocking back and forth motion which both served to rub my inner vaginal wall and my clit and soon had my toes curling.

The vibrations were so strong that my fingers were now starting to tingle along with my clit. A few more movements too and thro and I was ready to let go. I spasmed as the all encompassing orgasm tore right through me, starting at my toes and working its way through my pelvic girdle.

My heart was racing, my breaths rapid and I had a glow about me as I pressed the – button to turn off the G4 Calla. She had secured a place in my bedside draw after a performance like that.

This vibrator is powerful and would be a good toy for a moderate to pro user like myself. A toy newbie may be a little overwhelmed at the sheer power offered but if they are ready to jump in at the deep end then I would certainly recommend the G4 Calla.

Fifi Rabbit Vibrator From Je Joue

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Mar 272012

Je Joue Fifi Vibrator

I was eager to sex toy review the Fifi as I haven’t tested a Je Joue product for quite some time and they are usually a little different to the norm.

So when the delivery driver pulled up at the top of my drive my heart started to quicken at the thought of being able to get my hands on the Je Joue Fifi. I quickly signed for her and then disappeared in to my office to unwrap her.

She is presented in a classy black box emblazoned with the Je Joue name and insignia. Within I found the Fifi mounted in the plastic base, a user manual and a separate compartment for the charger.

The Fifi feels nice to hold as the rounded base sits snugly in the palm of your hand. Unlike other rabbit vibrators this one has extended, slightly more robust “ears” which flex to sit around each side of the clitoris.

And her hidden secret was the triple motors mounted within her. Not only is there one in the shaft of this vibe but also one in each of the rabbit’s ears. Now that sounds like fun!

But before I could enjoy her delights I had to give her a charge. The light in the base flashes constantly whilst she is on charge and becomes constant once fully charged up.

I kept my eye on the Fifi charging on my desk and it didn’t seem like long before I noticed that the light was remaining constant.

Oooh, I almost forgot to tell you all about her:

Operated via 3 push buttons mounted in the base a + a – and one to set the vibratory patterns.
Offers 5 constant vibration settings and 6 vibratory patterns.
Is rechargeable with a 2 hour charge providing up to 2 hours of play.
Can be used in the bath as it’s 100% waterproof.

The sun was blazing through the bedroom window and the birds were singing, it was a wonderful Spring day and a refreshing change from the previous day’s gloom. It was also noticeably warmer so I just slipped off my jeans and panties and reclined on to the top of the duvet.

In my rush to try the Fifi I had totally forgotten about grab myself a porn DVD so I could do a little multi tasking and review both. But it didn’t matter I fancied a little me time with her on my own.

I parted my labia with my middle finger and immediately picked up the moisture there on the tip. No lube required today.

After taking a quick look at the base of my vibe to acquaint myself with the layout of the controls I manoeuvred her towards my pussy. The tip felt cool as it made contact with my labia majora and pushed between them to seek out my vaginal entrance.

As I did so I pushed the + button several times to ramp up the speed. The vibrator felt powerful in my hand and my anticipation increased at the thought of guiding it inside me. As I applied pressure to the base the Fifi was pulled in to me by my own vaginal muscles and came to rest with the two pleasure ears resting snugly on either side of my clitoris.

This toy seemed to be made for me. The tip was pressing nicely against my G spot and the clitoral stimulator were firm enough to be felt alongside my clit. Sometimes the “ears” on rabbit vibes are too soft to transmit vibration effecitively but these were just right and conducted vibrations perfectly.

So strong was my grip on the Fifi that when I removed my hand from the base the vibrator stayed in position unlike others which tend to vibrate all the way out. Up to now the performance of this vibrator was impressive.

I pressed the button taking the speed up to max and it was felt fantastic, a slight movement of my hand in and out rubbed my G spot and guided the clit vibes up and down the length of my clitoris. Orgasm was imminent so I pressed the middle function button and the vibrator started to throb which hurtled me towards my tipping point as my breath started to become shallow and rapid.

My toes curled my heart beat quickened in my chest and an electrifying feeling took over my body from feet to my pelvis…I quivered as I came leaving hold of the Fifi to grasp at the duvet.

If I had to make a criticism of the Fifi it would be that the middle button, used to select the pulsing modes, is quite small and can be difficult to operate. You seem to have to press hard to get it to click and advance to the next pattern. I was concerned about the volume of the toy when I tried it in my hand but when in use and inside Lol, it’s just fine.

This vibrator is perfect for the moderate to experienced user but may be a little overwhelming for a rabbit newbie, I’m not sure they would be ready for the all consuming experience of using it. But it is certainly a vibrator to work your way up to.

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The Royal Swan Vibrator

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Nov 192011

Royal Swan Vibrator

Since this beauty caught my eye at the Erotic Trade Only Show way back in July I have been trying to get my hands on one to test and sex toy review. It’s always good to get your hands on a toy you have desired and lusted after for such a long time.

And now I have my very own. Note – big smile.

I don’t normally go on about packaging because it’s not really that important for most toys. That is until you are paying a little more than for a standard vibrator, as in this case. And the packaging didn’t disappoint. The Royal Swan is presented in a magnetic clasped sturdy box which comes complete with a multi country adapter (useful for at home and abroad recharging, a nice touch as you are usually supplied with just the one for your country) and a user manual.

The manual’s section on the Press and Hold feature is an interesting read and could have been written by Mills and Boon, speaking in romantic terms and taking an age to come to the point about the features of the toy! But the rest is in good old plain English. lol

The Royal Swan feels so good to hold with the balled end sitting so neatly and comfortably in your palm. Unlike other premium vibrators this one is one continuous stylish silicone form, with no nasty joints to either irritate or gather dirt. It has a smooth velvety finish which makes you just want to fondle it.

All the shapes in this range are so organic and flowing you just want to get your hands on them all. But for now I’ll concentrate my attention on this lady and not be so greedy.

She possesses style, class and easy to operate controls, everything you would desire of a bedroom companion. I can’t wait to see how she performs. The shaft rotates and wiggles as it does so and offers multi speed vibrations and the clit vibe flexes to fit and has an independent control.

Here are her vitals for you to read while I take a quick shower.

Offers dual motors powered by the renowned “Power Bullet” in both the shaft and clitoral vibrator.
Has independent controls for both the rotating/wiggling shaft and the clit vibe.
Easily operated via two push button controls which are held in to increase speed to the desired setting.
Once fully charged offers up to 5 hours of vibrating pleasure.
Features a quick on/off simply press the button quickly to stop either the clit vibe or the shaft from rotating. Ideal if you hear someone coming…that is apart from you. Lol
With its curved tip this vibrator delivers some serious g-spot stimulation.
Is reasonably quiet in operation given the power it possesses.

…So that’s where you got to…come on I’ve found my lube.

I’ve just got back from the gym and feeling pretty horny after watching my favourite personal trainer working out. Don’t you just love it when they don’t have a client booked in! ;0 I gave my bike one hell of a grinding with my moist pussy as I watched him flex his muscles.

Now freshly showered I’m as horny as hell.

I charged my Royal Swann vibrator last night in readiness for such a moment. Vibrators are best tested when you are ready for a good time. And I’m ready.

You pull the curtains and I’ll slip out of this wet towel, folding it and placing it over my pillow to avoid my hair wetting it. As I sink in to the mattress I reach over to my bedside draw and extract my vibe. It feels cool to the touch after laying in wait for me. I soon remedy this by placing it between my thighs.

The central heating glugs in the background somewhere as I open my legs, heels together. I applied a small nub of lube to the tip of the rabbit and pressed it gently against my opening. I was so ready for this it slipped in with ease.

Once inside I pushed the lower button firing up the cliiiiiit vibe. After making a small adjustment I had it vibrating nicely against my swollen button. Now for some internal stimulation…I pressed the top button until I found the required wiggle…it felt good rubbing my g-spot whilst simultaneously massaging my vaginal passage.

I found applying a gently pressure with a single finger kept the Royal Swan in place and enabled the movement of the shaft to do the do for me. The mere motion of the shaft was both massaging my g-spot and my clit in one without any movement on my part. Normally I have to assist with a side to side or back and forth, not with this.

However I did find that putting your thighs together did increase the noise level but preferred to keep my thighs open anyway so that wasn’t detrimental to my enjoyment. And oh boy, did I come! And the neighbours were out which was even better.

This vibe is a good all rounder as it neither challenges nor threatens the user being slim and organically shaped. The shaft isn’t too wide and the motion which can be controlled easily isn’t too intense. But best of all you don’t have to study the manual to use it.

Fun Factory Tiger

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Oct 222011

Fun Factory Tiger

My overriding question when requesting this toy for testing and performing a sex toy review was will it make me purrr?

The G4 Vibes is the latest range of stylish vibrators from Fun Factory, with a newly designed sculptural loop containing the control centre for the vibrator. Operation is simple with the + – and mode controls all variable at the touch of a button.

With its curved ridged shaft the Tiger looks like it could be an animal in the bedroom and the looped ergonomic handle controlling this beast should be easy. I found myself stroking the beast as I sat at my desk with its packaging strewn around me.

I had torn in to the Jiffy bag outer packaging and the internal boxing without a thought and now I was sitting at my desk imagining the fun we both could share.

Quick, come with me to the bathroom for a wash and brush up and let’s see where the moment takes us. Lol

While I give Tiger there a thorough cleansing I will give you a rundown of his animal charms…

Offering a curved ridged shaft for targeting that g-spot and vaginal stimulation.
Has a smooth velvety coat which feels good against the skin.
Is fully rechargeable with its Click N Charge technology.
Illuminated control panel for see in the dark programmability.
Has 1 x constant with several speed settings and a further 3 patterns of powerful vibrations All I can say is WOW!
Is quiet yet powerful for discreet moments of pleasure.
Gives dual stimulation with its clitoral nub.
Easy program selection with the Booster button.

Right! Tiger clean and ready for action…

No porn this time I was in the mood for some good tunes. I browsed my CD collection and selected some Placebo, my metro sexual dirty secret. I find Brian a complete sexual mystery and inspiration just as I do David Bowie. Don’t ask me what it is these guys have but it gets my juices flowing.

I pulled the curtains to, the duvet back and removed my clothing discarding it to the floor need being priority over tidiness. Slipping under the duvet I reached out for my Tiger which lay on top of my bedside drawers.

It felt cool to the touch so I slipped it between the hot flesh of my thighs to warm for a while whilst I listened to the music. It may have been dark, dismal and wet outside but inside I was warming to the thought of getting some.

My heart quickened and my blood surged through my body as I thought about being taken by a handsome stranger, not in a non consensual way but a sensual one. The unexpected kiss on the back of the neck as he approaches from behind. His warm breath as he presses up against you, his hard cock clearly discernible in his trousers.

OMG!

I slip the Tiger from between my hot thighs at the same time placing my other hand over my pussy, running my fingers between my puffed up lips to check just how wet this dirty bitch was. My findings, moist and ready.

The tip of the Tiger soon parted me as it slipped inside my cunt and I accommodated its substantial girth with a sigh. I could feel each pronounced ridge of the velvety shaft as it entered me, stimulating my vaginal muscles. Boy did that feel good.

The finish of the shaft aided the stimulation providing the right amount of friction to arouse when coupled with the undulation. I was already on my way before I pressed any buttons. What else could the Tiger offer me?

A couple of depressions of the speed button and I was humming with the deep waves of vibration. And lets not forget that clitoral nub, it was pressing against my clit as the Tiger worked my g-spot, what more could a girl wish for! FUCK!

If the neighbours were in they would have heard some expressive expletives leave my lips as I worked that vibe in and out of my hungry pussy. And then…I let go. Quivering and trembling with the intensity of the sensory onslaught I came.

What more could a girl ask for…

This vibrator is a good all rounder, the full package and would make a great companion for moderate to experienced users but I feel it could be a little too challenging for the beginner. But hey! If you like a challenge then this is certainly a good vibrator to opt for and I’m sure you wouldn’t be disappointed.

Sin Five Ilo

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May 222011

Sin Five Ilo

When it comes to sinning I’m an expert so I couldn’t resist the opportunity to sex toy test and review the Sin Five Ilo. Or as I lovingly know it, the “Sex Bomb”, well it does look a little like a love missile don’t you think.

I was impressed with the look and feel of this vibrator, its German origins shines through in the quality and design of the Sin Five Ilo. And much to my surprise rather than the shaft being rigid and unyielding ABS plastic, it’s soft and pliable with a flexible silicone shaft for ease of use and imaginative play.

It was also nice to discover a couple of batteries are included with your toy so you can be up and running as soon as you open your naughty little package. Nice touch Sin Five! You are also provided with a multi lingual user guide where you will be hard pressed not to find instructions in your mother tongue.

And now before some explosive action here are my sex bomb’s munitions.

Featuring a wide tip for massage and stimulation of the nipples, clitoris and anything else you care to tantalise.
Has easy to operate raised + and – buttons on the base so you can feel your way to a great orgasm.
Made from 100% antimicrobial silicone for hygiene and cleanliness.
Offers 5 x vibration intensities and 3 x pulsation to blow your mind.

I had spent a long awaited morning in the garden, due to the bad weather at the end of last year I hadn’t been able to do much out there before we were in the grip of a horrible winter.

My bushes were neatly trimmed and my grass manicured and I was all hot a sweaty. I don’t know what it is but something about being outside in the fresh air on a sunny day always makes me feeI randy and today was no exception.

I put my tools away and made for the bathroom and a nice hot shower. Whilst pulling the bedroom curtains too I suddenly remembered my Ilo was patiently waiting to come out of my bedside drawer to play and what the hell, I was already hot and sweaty…

…moments later I was laying on top of the bed with my jeans and panties next to me on the bedroom floor. I could feel my nipples pushing against the soft lace cups of my bra, each movement I make grazing them against the fabric.

Reaching up inside my t-shirt I took my right nipple between my thumb and finger and gave it a firm squeeze. This made me shiver and my pussy pulse with the sudden flush of blood to my lips. I felt so damn horny.

I rolled over on to my side and retrieved my Sin Five Ilo from my draw. It felt soft and sensuous in my hand, the silicone velvety to the touch. My desire to come dispensed with the need for foreplay, this girl wanted some action. Pressing the + button I took the vibrations to maximum and placed the blunt tip against my eager clitoris.

Oooh, that felt so good as I rubbed the tip over my clitoris, the vibrations penetrating me teasing my nerve endings and making me squirm. I now lay the Ilo on its side with the fluted end resting on my swollen bud and using the ridged edge to massage myself. I could feel the tell tale tingling begin but …No. I didn’t want to come this way, not yet.

Another depression of the + button took it in to pulsation mode as I placed the vibe at my opening. I was moist and it only took the lightest of pushes to enter my vaginal passage. As I pushed the Ilo inside I could feel the benefit of those ridges running along the tip.

The Ilo’s ridges heighten the feeling of being penetrated as I pushed in my vibe slowly inside me savouring the feeling, enhancing the moment with my eyes closed shut. I quite often don’t know how best to use a vibe until it’s inside me and then intuitively it comes to me.

And I knew this baby would feel good working in and out of me, massaging my vaginal passage with each stroke. I started to slowly withdraw my vibrator, once again enjoying those ridges doing their stuff.

Another press of the + button turned the Ilo in to a throbbing, buzzing weapon of love and I started to fuck myself with vigour. My hand was working that vibe in and out of me like a pro bringing me closer to orgasm.

I added a slight twist to each stroke and that did the trick, OMG did that do the trick. The combination of fucking, massaging my vaginal wall and the powerful vibrations took me tipping point. I tried to resist the urge to bear down and come, wanting to hold myself on the brink for just a little bit longer but I just didn’t have the will to do it.

I’m glad the neighbours were out as I vocalised my pleasure for all the world to hear and my cat who’s bell could be heard making its way to my room. Heart racing, breathing rapidly I turned my head in the direction of the bell and my cat looking accusingly at me.

The Sin Five Ilo is a versatile vibrator which I would recommend to any level of toy user for that very reason. I advise you to experiment with the Ilo it’s more than just a fuck.

Fun Factory The Boss Vibrator

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May 182011

Fun Factory The Boss

I considered it a challenge to find out just who was the “Boss” with this sex toy review. I had been waiting some time for the chance to prove myself with this wicked Fun Factory Vibrator.

Would this phallically shaped vibrator win me over?

The Boss is from the Smartvibes range and promises powerful play with a turbo boost button for even more and I couldn’t wait to give it a chance to fall under its spell.

I had a nice thick black vibrating cock to play with…who could ask for more. But wait a minute I better give you The Boss’ vitals before I get started. This time it won’t be quick “the boss is coming” it will be me instead.

Ergonomically shaped to sit well in your hand and easy to use.

Has easy to use + and – buttons with an additional turbo boost button which takes you closer to the edge and gives one big push.

With a thick flexing velvet soft touch shaft it feels great against the skin and the realistically shaped head and veining add to the experience.

Offers great g-spot stimulation with its curved tip and the basal hump gives added clitoral stimulation in use.

With 6 x constant and 6 x pulsating modes there is something to be enjoyed by everyone.

Can be enjoyed in the bathroom as well as the bedroom because it’s 100% waterproof.

Runs on 4 x AAA batteries…

…and that was the problem. I didn’t have any AAA batteries. Bugger! I had lots of AA’s but not even a second hand AAA was to hand.

Determined not to be defeated I picked up my Fun Factory Boss vibrator and my car keys and set off for the local store. When I arrived in the car park it was quite busy and I ended up parking miles from the front door which wasn’t a problem as I knew I wouldn’t be trundling back to the car with several heavy bags in tow.

It didn’t take me long to locate and buy my batteries as I qualified for the basket isle which only had a couple of people waiting. Then I was soon making my way back to the car which I had parked at the bottom end of the car park by the perimeter wall or should I say steep and high embankment.

The temptation to put my new boss to the test was overwhelmingly tempting as I sat in drivers seat with the key in the ignition. This end of the car park was quiet due to it’s lack of proximity to the store. It’s a bit like the gym, nobody likes to have to walk to it from the car. Lol

I retrieved my vibe from the glove box and popped the batteries out of their box, loading them one by one in to the base of The Boss vibrator. It was too tempting, I pressed the + button just to see how powerful he was and one thing lead to another.

Before I knew it I was slipping my panties down my thighs and picking them off the floor between my feet. I looked around and I was still the only car on the row.

Pushing my hips forward I moved my buttocks to the edge of my seat and lowered the back for ease of access. Yes, I’ve done this kind of thing before and find the additional risk of being discovered legs akimbo and panties around my ankles an enhancement.

I grasped my Fun Factory The Boss and it felt quite substantial in my hand and even more so as I pushed it against my very, very wet snatch. As I applied pressure to the rounded base with my palm I felt myself opening to accommodate the generous girth of this vibrator. It’s by no means a slim Jim, if you like it big, fat and filling you will love this vibrator.

The head slipped inside me and I almost popped as it pushed deep inside. I was now up to the hilt in vibrator and feeling very much vaginally full.

A few presses of the + button took me to a strong and rapid vibration which rattled my pelvis and stimulated my vagina and clitoris too. I pushed harder back in to my seat and with eyes half open kept my vigil as I moved The Boss in and out of my hungry pussy. This had been worth waiting for.

With each thrust I could feel the head of the vibrator glance over my g-spot and stimulate my vaginal passage. It didn’t take long for the tingling to start in my toes as my pelvis resonated with the strong but quiet vibrations which were now winning me over.

I bent the basal nub over my clitoris and let the vibrations work their magic inside and out, giving a gentle periodic roll over my clitoris which felt soooo good.

The combination of g-spot and clitoral stimulation had me enraptured and I pressed the turbo button. A few hip flicks and rolls of that nub over my clitoris and I found myself trembling as I came. Realising I had took my eye off the ball as I came back down to earth, I opened my eyes to take a quick reckie.

There was nobody around…however I’m not sure that I haven’t been videoed. So if you should see a clip of a girl getting off in a supermarket car park, that will be me. Lol

Because of The Boss’ ample size I would recommend this as an intermediate/professional users toy but certainly something to aim for as a newbie because it’s such a good size and shape. Additionally, I would advise you to use lube with this substantial toy unless like me you are very, very wet.

This is one boss I don’t mind submitting to. Right, any offers to clean my car seat?

Vibe Therapy Dive Vibrator

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May 022011

Vibe Therapy Dive Vibrator

The Dive vibrator is one of many vibrators from the Vibe Therapy range which I’ve had the pleasure of sex toy reviewing. Their collection of vibrators and massagers are mid range, good quality and offer multiple vibratory modes.

This vibrator falls in to the midi vibrator category being larger than your standard bullet but smaller than the usual vibrator making it handy for transportation. The size offers you a slightly longer shaft than a bullet but slips quite nicely in to a pocket or handbag for a little cosmopolitan indulgence.

I find it’s fun to slip a discreet pleasure object in to my handbag from time to time. Even if you don’t find the opportunity to despatch it and have a little me time just the thought of it being in you bag is a bit of a naughty turn on. If you haven’t tried it you should.

It’s a lovely sunny afternoon here and I’m slipping upstairs to get out of these jeans and in to a skirt, see you in a moment. In the meantime you can read up on the Dive for yourselves.

Its contoured, seamless shape makes it a versatile petite vibe.
Offers 1 x escalating, 3 x vibration and 3 x pulsation settings to tempt you in to submission.
Has a powerful but quiet motor for those clandestine moments of fun.
Is waterproof so the fun doesn’t have to stay in the bedroom.
Powered by 2xAAA batteries.

Ready, I wasn’t too long was I?.

I’ve decided to bring the Vibe Therapy Dive outside with me for a breath of fresh air. No point in being cooked up indoors when the weather is so nice and with no neighbours around today I’m free to enjoy a little masturbation al fresco.

I retrieved my reclining garden chair from under the patio table. The seat was nicely warmed by the April’s heat wave. The plastic warming my ass nicely as I sat down, skirt hitched revealing my thighs and panty-less crotch. I dispensed with my panties along with my jeans, no need for modesty today when I’m on my own out here.

Moistening my middle finger with saliva I ran it up and down my pubic valley, ensuring I moistened my clit. The sun felt good warming my flesh and I began to feel at one with nature as the birds sang and I did what comes naturally.

Lifting the arms of my chair pushed my seat forward and reclined me in to just the right position for play. Pushing the button on the base of the Vibe Therapy Dive I pushed against my “front door” (sorry been watching too much Celebrity Juice with Keith Lemon. Lol) I found the vibe slipped in easily without resistance because of its slim shape.

And as such didn’t really give me the feeling of being penetrated which can be achieved from larger girthed vibrators. I decided to continue adding another depression of the vibration button and a few jabs with my hand but despite the contoured shape to the Dive I really wasn’t getting enough feed back.

I decided to apply my vibe to my clit on full speed constant vibration and that started to do the trick. Shifting from side to side I made my clitoris more readily available as the tip worked its magic on me. There was no doubt that this vibe could deliver powerful and intense vibration but I wanted to see just how much fun could be had with her.

Orientating her round on to her side I decided to use her like a bow on my swollen nub, running the ridges of her body against mine and it felt divine. As each rib and contour ran over my tuned clit accompanied by the constant powerful vibrations I could feel myself relenting.

The chair ground against the patio as I dug in my heels for my ensuing orgasm…

…and I became one with nature as I convulsed and moaned my pleasure and perhaps a swear word in my back garden.

I would recommend the Dive vibrator to a sex toy newbie and would recommend that even seasoned users keep one about their person or car for a quick fix on the go. But if it’s a good fuck you are wanting then this one won’t challenge you being slimmer in size than the normal vibrator.

Ophoria Bliss 3 Vibrator

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Apr 242011

Ophoria Bliss 3

This is the second toy in the Ophoria range which I have tested and sex toy reviewed. The first was very impressive so this naughtily contoured mini vibrator has a lot to live up to.

I feel I must mention the packaging. The Bliss 3 is nicely secured in a foam inner box once the outer sheath is removed. If you pull the tab to the side of the inset you will find the classy “suedette” pouch and instruction leaflet. A practical and stylish presentation which would make a wonderful gift for a special friend.

The Ophoria Bliss 3 is a very tactile vibe with its velvety silicone finish, as I held her I couldn’t help but give her a sniff don’t ask me why. And I could smell almond oil, I asked Alex what he could smell hoping that he would confirm my interpretation but he didn’t. It’s very faint and was perhaps the final remnants of the aroma from the curing process involved in producing such high grade medical silicone.

You will never guess what he came up with. Bicycle store. It’s like what?

I will add that we had enjoyed a couple of glasses of red but even so. No it certainly smelt pleasantly of fresh almonds ground under the mediteranean sun as I sat in my office chair enjoying the setting sun through my office window.

Warm balmy nights go perfectly well with frivolous play. But first let’s explore my latest playmate in more detail.

Is a seductively ridged vibe which could be used for clitoral or shallow vaginal stimulation.
Being waterproof would make the ideal companion not just in the bedroom but in the bathroom too.
Offers moderately quiet but powerful vibrations.
Slips nicely in to a pocket, purse or handbag for on the go pleasure.
Has an easy to operate push button control, simply hold in to power off.
At the push of a button offers 9 modes of vibration, 3 x continuous, 3 x escalation and 3 x pulsation, you will be spoilt for choice.
Operates on 2 AAA batteries which should give you up to 3.5 hours of vibratory pleasure.

It feels so wonderfully sexually emancipating when you can disregard the duvet and just sprawl on the bed with total disregard to covering up. It was too warm to pull over the duvet and I was quite happy about that after the long cold winter.

I slipped out of the office, leaving Alex to write his latest post and I felt naughty taking myself off to the bedroom for a little self indulgence. It was dusk and I pulled the curtains to as the sun set behind the hills.

The Foo Fighters played in the background and I settled down on the bed sans panties and bra. Wearing just a black t-shirt I relaxed back in to the mattress. My nipples pushed against the cotton weave of my top, forming stiff peaks and I pinched them with my index fingers and thumbs, awakening them before play commenced.

My Ophoria Bliss 3 lay atop my bedside drawers, I know because I placed it there.

Warm from the heat of the day there was no need to warm her up, she was ready to go and so was I. I’m not sure what it is about the sun but when it’s shining it makes me feel horny. Ok, I heard that. I mean hornier than normal. Lol

Pushing Bliss 3 inside my pussy felt good as each ridge plunder inside me and the escalating setting felt…blissful but I craved instant gratification, it was hot and so was I.

Already moistened with my own juices I placed the tip of the vibe against my hungry little clit and let those deep vibrations tease her. It wasn’t long before I could feel her pulsing and primed ready for action.

I tried laying the vibe on its side and running it across my clit. Ooooh fuck, that felt so good.as the ridges slowly passed over the length of my clit, massaging and vibrating me closer to orgasm. Rhythmically I ran the vibrator up and down my clit and with each pass I could feel those tell tale tingles.

One more pass had me curling my toes and sinking my hips back in to the mattress. And forgetting that the bedroom windows were wide open I announced my orgasm to the world, well the passing neighbourhood.

The Ophoria Bliss 3 is the perfect vibrator for a beginner, not too challenging and very versatile, which also make it a desireable addition to the more seasoned sex toy user. You will find that it is quiet in operation and very powerful with a good range of vibratory patterns to select from.

Fun Factory Spring miniVIBE

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Apr 042011

Fun Factory Spring minivibe

The Fun Factory Spring miniVibe may be petite but I suspected it was going to be a good candidate for a sex toy review. Great things can come in small packages.

Being so compact has its advantages, it can be easily stored, slips in to a handbag, car glove box or even a coat pocket with ease for a travel friendly bit of pleasure.

My Spring miniVIBE was nicely contoured with a velvety texture and was embellished with pretty floral motifs. This vibrator was pretty, functional and discreet and I knew exactly how I was going to take full advantage of it but more about that later…

I’m sure you are all eager to know what the Fun Factory Spring miniVIBE has to offer so take a look at this whilst I get changed.

An uncompromising first time vibrator for the newbie.
Features easy to use push button controls.
Is 100% waterproof for a little bit of bathtime fun.
Offers 8 vibration intensities and 3 vibratory programs to tickle your fancy.
Rechargeable, so no batteries to buy.
Its Powerful but quiet motor provides stealthy satisfaction.

It may be dark in there but I won’t be long…

I’ve said it before…for some reason I find I’m more than a little randy when I come out of the gym and today was no exception. In fact I knew exactly how I would feel and that’s why I parked right at the top end of the car park.

And for a little pleasure insurance I brought you along. You’ve been so good sitting there in the dark waiting for me to let you out.

I’m hot, sweaty and sticky following my gym session but I’m also wet, the musky smell of my sex is thinly disguised by my own pheromones. As I part my legs I’m totally aware of my own desire. That bike seat has been rubbing away at my clit for the last half hour and now pulses with my wantonness.

As I take the Spring miniVIBE out of hiding I notice how cool it feels in comparison to my own body heat. I place it between my lycra clad thighs to take up my heat and lazily check out my rear view mirror. It’s quiet at this time of day, the morning rush has gone and the pre lunch-timer’s are already working it.

My car is parked up by the bins where there is no passing traffic and rather remarkably nobody wants to park, favouring the disabled/mother’s spaces. I have always been amused by how close people want to park to the gym yet they will exercise on machines or with weights for hours. Lol

I withdrew my miniVIBE from between my legs, couldn’t wait any longer my clit was throbbing, I could have rubbed one out in the gym when I jumped off that bike. One good thing about Lycra is its ease at being peeled off, I rolled my legging down to my knees and the long t-shirt I was wearing covered me discreetly.

The tip of the vibe felt cool as I pressed it against my swollen clit but it soon warmed. A few presses of the + button soon had me enraptured. I pushed my bum back in to the seat and splayed my legs, feet resting on the mat in front of my seat. OMFG, this was so naughty and so good!

I sneaked a peek through partially open eyes both front, back and sides and it was all clear. Good. More presses of that button took me to throbbing mode and I was away with the fairies. I pressed my toes down in to my trainers and arched my back as my side to side movements brought my clit closer to orgasm.

Totally aware of my situation but so close to nirvana I took one more safety recky before letting it rip. Thankfully nobody was around to hear me shout “FUCK” as I bucked in my car seat…

Some moments later I came down to earth…

Still nobody around, I pulled up my leggings and placed my Fun Factory Spring miniVIBE on the seat next to me. Sainsbury’s anyone?

The Spring miniVIBE is the ideal choice of both experienced and new toy users alike. With its unchallenging size and shape it is so versatile as a first time toy or a clit vibe/shallow stimulating vibrator, a multi purpose sex toy.

Fun Factory Stubby Review

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Mar 272011

Fun Factory G3 Stubby Vibrator

I don’t know how I’ve managed to miss sex toy reviewing the Fun Factory Stubby. Over the years I must have reviewed practically every toy that Fun Factory have produced. But this one appears to have eluded me for some reason.

Anyway, I intend to put that right for you now. The nice people at Electric Lady Lounge sent me one for review .

Just one look at this vibe told me everything I wanted to know. After all these years of testing toys experience tells me if I’m in for a good time. It was now a case of me putting him through his paces to see if he lived up to his appearance.

The Stubby Smartvibe is an upgraded version of the original G2 model and far superior in design and performance with an improved ergonomic shape.

And I couldn’t wait to put it through its paces, so without further ado I give you the Stubby’s attributes from under the duvet.

Easy to operate push button controls with additional turbo boost button for a little extra umph.
Very powerful but quiet in operation, for those undisturbed moments of pleasure.
Has an ergonomical form which is comfortable to hold and operate.
Offers 8 x vibration settings and 3 x vibratory patterns, just holding the Stubby and running through them made my hand resonate so strongly that it tingled. Ooooh, can’t wait to play with him, must get on…
Features a curved tip for g-spot/clitoral stimulation and a delightfully ridged shaft for additional stimulation.

The raised rim around the base offers additional clitoral stimulation and prevents over insertion during anal use. See, you never thought of it as being a good anal toy until then but just look at the Stubby’s shape and you can see just how good it could be.

Ok, enough of the technical detail lets get on with getting it on…

Alex had left early for work and I wasn’t due to set off for gym for another hour or so. It was light outside and I simply couldn’t get back to sleep, I had tried and failed. After several minutes of tossing and turning. I started to feel a little bit horny.

The birds outside were singing and I wanted to join them.

What is about early morning sex which leaves you feeling so receptive and acutely aroused? Ok, I’m not going to scrutinise it too deeply because I would much rather get on with things.

The neighbours were still home as they hadn’t yet left for work so porn was out of the question but in my lazy, hazy state it wasn’t really necessary. I think I was still dining out on my naughty dream from last night, I was certainly wet. I ran my right index finger down my slit and it was slick with my own juices.

I reached over to my bedroom drawer where my locked and loaded Stubby was patiently waiting and withdrew it. A few moments between my hot thighs would soon have it at body temperature. As I closed my eyes I felt myself drift off momentarily before jerking back to consciousness.

The Fun Factory Stubby was now warmed and primed ready for action.

A press of the + button made the Stubby skip in to life. Still feeling sleepy I rested the tip of the vibe against my clit with the base upright and resting hands free against the duvet. This felt wonderfully naughty, hands free wanking!

The angel of the tip combined with the pressure applied by the weight of the quilt was the perfect combination and I lay there mesmerised by my clitoral pleasure but I wanted more. I pushed the curved tip of the vibrator inside my hot pussy and immediately felt the combined pleasure of being filled and my g-spot being targeted.

The pulsing vibes were rippling through me as I slipped the Stubby in and out of me, enjoying the sensation of the ribbed shaft working back and forth. The ribbed shaft combined with the pulsing vibrations and the grazing of my clit soon had me tensing for orgasm.

And I didn’t have long to wait.

I twitched and convulsed with pleasure as I fell under the Stubby’s spell.

Give me a moment and I’ll give you a brief appraisal of this vibe…

The Stubby is a very versatile vibrator which can give pleasure in so many ways and to vibe pros and newbies alike and I haven’t even explored the anal possibilities yet when I’m fully awake I will have to pursue them.

Lelo Siri

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Oct 032010

Most toys I receive for sex toy reviews are nicely but practically wrapped but in this instance DoT-Id went the extra mile. When I opened my courrier box I was greeted by a sumptuously dark and ever so slightly kinky surprise. A pleasant change from the safe pinks and purples, how very brave.

Nestled inside a nest of black tissue were my individually wrapped toy and power adapter. I was feeling both naughty and nice at the same time. Even the outer address label is styled with their floral motif as are the tiny stickers holding the tissue wrap together, everything is just so tailored and exquisite. Attention to detail is always appreciated, especially in today’s climate when you want to spoil yourself and slip away in to more pleasurable moments.

I had been waiting to get my hands on the Siri since first holding it at the Erotic Trade Organisation Show back in July.

Here are some of her naughty attributes she may be petite but packs one hell of a punch:

Offers 6 vibratory modes with multiple speeds.
Is whisper quiet in operation for those intimate moments no matter who is staying over. Lol
A 2 hour charge will provide up to 4 hours of pleasure.
Has a 90 day standby period to ensure when you are ready the Siri will be waiting.
Is petite and ergonomically designed to sit in the palm comfortably whilst the underside offers its pleasure ridge for both clitoral and labial stimulation.

I charged, washed and placed my Siri under my pillow as I knew she would be coming out for play later…

The day kept me busy with article writing and promotional work and I didn’t get my afternoon delight. Before I knew it night had descended upon us. I added the finishing touches to a piece I was writing as Alex continued to tweak the functionality of Sex Toys Buzz.

I rubbed my eyelids with my fingers, they were dry from hours of staring at the screen. It was time to take a break for both of us. Alex followed me as if some kind of silent communication had taken place between us.

As I slipped out of my clothes and under the duvet naked Alex slipped our latest porn DVD in to the player. It was slightly cold compared to other evenings and my nipple stood on end as I shivered awaiting his body warmth under the duvet. He lifted the covers allowing the cold air to rush across my body and I shivered but was soon warmed as his body pressed against mine.

He started to suck my nipples and I placed my hand over his head pulling him in to me. I became aware of the sensual mixture of his tongue and teeth as they aroused my nipples, making me tingle and moist between my legs.

His hand started to motion over my clitoris and I bucked against it as my arousal took me over. Still tingling he pushed his hard cock deep inside me and started fuck me slow and deliberate. But not for long he was now fucking me fast and hard and I sensed the wetness now spreading between my legs.

Then he flipped me over and positioned me on all fours, him behind waiting to take me. I parted my legs as he pushed forward, head in pillow. The movement of his cock in and out of me was perfectly aligned with my g-spot and I was totally enjoying that stimulation. My nipples were now so hard that they had started to pulse. He mercilessly pumped in and out of me as I moaned in my appreciative way. It felt so good and I felt so naughty. My hand slid along the mattress and under my pillow, retrieving the Siri.

My familiarity with Lelo controls enabled me to turn on my Siri and I placed it firmly against my clitoris as Alex continued his onslaught on my pussy. Oooh, that felt so good as those vibes worked wonders on my clit. The smallsize of the Siri sat so comfortably and unobtrusively in my hand.

I worked my way through several vibrator functions until I found “The One”, I just held it there as Alex banged away at me. The combination of the Siri’s powerful vibrations and Alex’s thrusts had me in their grasp and I felt the orgasmic wave pass over me, engulfing me and then came up for air.

Fuck!

This was not how envisaged I was going to test the powerful Miss Siri but I did and she stepped up to the mark. She is extremely powerful, functional and easy to use, with a shape which sits between your labia so perfectly. In fact I will now refer to her as my power pebble because that adequately describes her size.

Whether you are a newbie or experienced toy user you will be impressed with the Lelo Siri, she is versatile, petite and very, very powerful so don’t be fooled by her size she will soon have you under her spell.

Now I need to have a little me time with Miss Siri…

Lelo Elise Vibrator Review

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Sep 092010

Lelo Elise Vibrator

Dark Classy And Seductive

All words I would use to sum up the lovely Lelo Elise. How beautifully they package their adult toys. When I opened the padded packet I discovered a delightful blue paper carrier with contrasting handles stuffed with blue tissue and of course my latest consignment of goodies.

They always make the effort to go the extra mile with presentation, and that counts.

Whilst I charge her up I’ll give you some of her vital statistics.

She is made from medical grade silicone and measures 220x42x36mm.
She is slightly larger than her sister Gigi, she weighs in at 208 grams
Rechargeable, she is normally ready for use after 3 hours of charging and can last for up to 4 hours of play. So you won’t have to wait too long to play with her and no batteries to buy.
This girl is powerful with 5 programmed stimulation modes and 5 speeds!
And that isn’t all, this girl has a secret. The Elise doesn’t have one point of vibration but two, you a have vibrator set in the tip and another in the base. Double the fun. Continue reading »

Mini Mates Twirl Vibrator Review

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Aug 282010

Mini Mates Twirl Vibrator

I was pleased to receive the Mini Mates Twirl for a sex toy review because it has all the qualities of a good vibrator with more portability. It’s based around a multi speed bullet but offers so much more when the silicone sleeve is applied.

The engine of the Twirl is the powerful Rocks Off RO-120 bullet which is quiet in operation and discreet enough to place in a handbag or purse for on the move pleasure.

The funky range of “Disco” sleeves make the Mini Mates range a breath of fresh air to the bullet ranges available out there.

Here are my Mates finer qualities.

Has a silicone sleeve which is smooth and easily cleaned.
Is fully waterproof for bathroom play.
Features 5 speed/functions for your enjoyment.
Includes batteries so you are ready to go, lock and load baby!
Easy to operate base mounted push button control.

I slipped between the sheets with an open mind about how I was going to task my Mini Mates Twirl Vibrator to pleasure me. The ribbed sleeve suggested that it may be good for shallow vaginal play. Good job the neighbours are used to seeing my bedroom curtains closed during the day or they may be inclined to think I was playing with myself. Lol

It was mid afternoon on Friday and I was watching porn and about to fire up the Mini Mate. I was watching fetish porn and it was instantly putting me in the mood. I reached in to my bedside drawer and withdrew my vibe.

I spat on my right middle finger and ran it along my opening but there was no need really the porn had already done the trick. My aroma drifted from under the sheets. I pushed the tip against my opening and I willingly facilitated it’s passage inside my cunt.

As the ridges passed through me I sensed the motion of my vaginal muscles being both stretched and moved just like a car passing over speed bumps. A couple of presses of the button in the base brought me to the escalation mode which worked wonders on me.

Accompanied by steady movement in and out I was now in my zone. The pleasure zone. I savoured the ridges as they rippled through my vaginal muscles. I was now conscious of my clitoris which was full and tingling almost reminding me to give it some attention.

Withdrawing my Mini Mates I started to run the undulating sleeve over my firm and plump clitoris. Again the ripples in the sleeve were working their magic in a different way. OMG that girl makes some noise when she’s being fucked. Sorry! Back to my own enjoyment.

I began to run the sleeve over my swollen clit rhythmically the escalating vibrations working their magic on me. The combination of vibration and undulation had involuntarily made me tilt my pelvis as I tend to do when I’m in “pre cum” mode.

Then…BANG!…thud,thud…thud and the pressure of tiny feet on my stomach. The bloody cat was now sat on my chest looking accusingly at me.

A press and hold of the button halted the moment as I looked up at my pussy and wondering if he has a sensor which detects when his owner is having fun. Lol

I will have to revisit the Mini Mates twirl Vibrator at a later date and see if it can make “my” pussy purr.

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