The Mini-Mates vibrators are a range of mid-sized but pretty powerful vibrators from Rocks-Off. The only difference between the six vibrators in the range is the outer silicone sheath which gives different contours and therefore slightly different sensations. So, although this sex toy review is of the Jive Mini-Mates vibrator what I say would be [...]

The Nexus O has a bigger brother, the Nexus O Max. As the name implies this male sex toy is more in every way so a sex toy review of this model from the Nexus range of quality male sex toys should reflect that, right. Of course. The Nexus O Max male G-Spot massager takes [...]

When it comes to sinning I’m an expert so I couldn’t resist the opportunity to sex toy test and review the Sin Five Ilo.  Or as I lovingly know it, the “Sex Bomb”, well it does look a little like a love missile don’t you think.    I was impressed with the look and feel [...]

I considered it a challenge to find out just who was the “Boss” with this sex toy review.  I had been waiting some time for the chance to prove myself with this wicked Fun Factory Vibrator. Would this phallically shaped vibrator win me over? The Boss is from the Smartvibes range and promises powerful play [...]

The P Spot Rocker is a silicone anal dildo designed specifically for men. To be precise, men who like to feel really filled. The P Spot Rocker dildo’s curving form consists of a substantial insertable section 90mm long and 35mm in diameter with two curved arms at the base, one to provide perineal stimulation, the [...]

As you may have noticed this months Newsletter prize is the Jimmyjane Iconic Rabbit Vibrator and I was delighted when asked by Diva Direct to test and sex toy review this prestigious vibrator. The name Jimmyjane is synonymous with quality and styling and I have had the pleasure of reviewing several of their products over [...]

The Fun Factory Duke is a prostate massager made from high quality silicone and fitted with a removable custom made bullet. It is part of the “Click n Charge” range of Fun Factory sex toys which means that not only do all the Click n Charge toys you own share one charger but they also [...]

The Dive vibrator is one of many vibrators from the Vibe Therapy range which I’ve had the pleasure of sex toy reviewing.  Their collection of vibrators and massagers are mid range, good quality and offer multiple vibratory modes. This vibrator falls in to the midi vibrator category being larger than your standard bullet but smaller [...]

This is the second toy in the Ophoria range which I have tested and sex toy reviewed.  The first was very impressive so this naughtily contoured mini vibrator has a lot to live up to. I feel I must mention the packaging.  The Bliss 3 is nicely secured in a foam inner box once the [...]

Vibe Therapy have proven themselves to be a very good range of products for sex toy review and the Charger is no exception.  With its wonderfully ergonomic shape which sits so nicely in your hand it’s the perfect choice if you’re looking for a personal massager. The Charger not only looks classy but is also [...]

The Nexus O is one of the most unusual male sex toys available. Most prostate stimulators, including those from Nexus themselves are shaped as obviously insertable toys, often with contours that match the internal anatomy of a male very closely. The Nexus O is rather different. It’s “O” like shape, with three balls punctuating its ends [...]

I get as excited at the prospect of doing a sex toy review of a brand new toy to the market as most women do about acquiring a new pair of shoes or a handbag.  Me I much prefer toy, I’ve never been one of those type of girls. So I was delighted when the [...]

The Fun Factory Spring miniVibe may be petite but I suspected it was going to be a good candidate for a sex toy review.  Great things can come in small packages.  Being so compact has its advantages, it can be easily stored, slips in to a handbag, car glove box or even a coat pocket [...]

With packaging styled on a popular brand of car polish this adult product proclaims that it allows you to “polish your knob vigorously” and that to achieve a high gloss, award winning shine you should “polish [it] up to three times a day”. This is a sex toy review where the sex toy is me [...]

I don’t know how I’ve managed to miss sex toy reviewing the Fun Factory Stubby.  Over the years I must have reviewed practically every toy that Fun Factory have produced.  But this one appears to have eluded me for some reason. Anyway, I intend to put that right for you now. The nice people at [...]

Stainless steel sex toys are a particular favourite of mine. It’s not that all the sex toy reviews I do aren’t fun to a greater or lesser extent, but I love the weight, thermal characteristics and pure practicality of a stainless steel sex toy. And when it’s a Nexus sex toy like the Nexus Stilo [...]

A Lelo sex toy review is always a pleasure. The only thing that changes from sex toy to sex toy is what particular pleasure centres their new adult product is going to stimulate. In the case of the Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle you get three-way sensory stimulation, sight, smell and touch. First of all [...]

I love small discreet toys and I couldn’t wait to sex toy review the Mimi as she fits very snugly in to this category.  Petite toys are always good for slipping in to handbags, glove boxes and purses for a bit of on the go fun. After all it’s not essential that you must always [...]

Sex toy reviews offer a variety of opportunities for personal pleasure and when they come in such a compact package as Mr Marcus’ Personal Fluffer you’re glad to be a sex toy tester. It’s difficult to conceive a smaller male masturbator than this. This masturbator from Doc Johnson is moulded from a single piece of [...]

When I spotted the Vibe Therapy Tri Vibrator I just couldn’t wait to get my hands and other things on to give it a sex toy review.  New concepts in toys excite me, send my mind in to a spin and the Tri had the key to his in his name. I thought that having [...]

I usually take my sex toy reviews seriously.  In this instance the Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit can be seen as a bit of naughty fun.  The little rabbit is so cute and so appropriate for next month when we see the advent of Spring. To be honest because I didn’t take him too seriously [...]

When I read that this little fella is not only a rabbit but wiggles I just had to get my hand on one for a sex toy review.  You know me can’t resist anything with the promise of a little added naughtiness.  And what better time to give him a run for his money as [...]

I thought it was about time I tested and sex toy reviewed a product perfect for the first timer.  And I spotted this Doc Johnson Petite Flowers Vibrator, not only does it look attractive it also doesn’t have a threatening size or shape which may put some vibrator newbies off. This vibrator is small enough [...]

I reviewed the original Monkey Spanker Masturbator nearly three years ago. As sex toy reviews go, reviewing new versions of existing sex toys can be a little difficult, but the new Monkey Spanker Duo has enough new features to make this review rather interesting. To begin with the original Monkey Spanker’s packaging consisted of a [...]

My recent porn trip to London enabled me to pop in to see the ladies at Sh! and of course bring back a toy for a sex toy review.    We arrived at lunchtime Monday, had a bite to eat then made our way over to the Hoxton store to meet Katherine the store owner, [...]

Male sex toy reviews are something of a rare commodity on the Internet. At least in comparison to those sex toys tested for women. Testing a male sex toy like the Nexus G-Rider takes a man and as I’m one of the relatively small number of guys testing sex toys I have a lot of [...]

Flickering Touch Massage Oil is an indulgent treat for you and your partner. A review of an adult product like this is the description of the whole experience of using it rather than a list of features that you would normally expect from a sex toy review but I will start by giving you a [...]

Occasionally you feel that you need to expand the horizons of your relationship with your partner. Try something new, not always something exciting even, just an experience you haven’t shared before. That’s where Alex and I complement each other perfectly, for you see want to keep the relationship fresh, open, honest and perhaps along the [...]

This was another product I spotted at eroFame back in October last year.  I just had to have one to perform one of my sex toy reviews on.  You may have noticed that I’m like a child with candy in the sweetshop, I have to try them all, substituting a sugar rush with the sweet [...]

I don’t often tend to test and sex toy review a lubricant but I couldn’t resist trying out Lelo’s latest personal moisturiser.  As with all things Lelo I had great expectations as their products are usually high quality and their failure rate with me is zero. As with all Lelo products their packaging is classy.  [...]

I’ve spent several years as a sex toy tester testing male masturbators. Well, between Suze and me I have the equipment to do it, that’s my excuse. Every sex toy review I carry out is therefore backed up with an increasing amount of experience about what makes for a good male masturbator. When the weighty [...]

I’ve wanted to get my hands on the Ono Cleo Bath Body Massager to give it a sex toy review since I first set eyes on it at eroFame in Germany.  The Cleo is unlike anything else on the market and is designed to be used in the bathroom or any flat surface.  It comes [...]

I was contacted by Fun Factory to sex toy review their latest rechargeable massager the YOOO.  Within a couple of days my grumpy postman was trying to push it through my box…oooh, errr! In the end he knocked and I opened the door to the miserable old scrote.  And yes I don’t mind if you [...]

This sex toy review has been a long time coming if you pardon the pun.  I actually acquired this toy over a year ago and it has been sitting in bag waiting to be released.  To be precise it was given to me at the Venus Sexpo in 2009.  I can hear the gasps of [...]

I’ve tested and sex toy reviewed a couple of Jimmyjane products which have impressed me and this is another I was eager to get my hands on. The Iconic Pocket forms part of their “The Usual Suspects” range and is as the name suggests easy to secrete in you pocket to play with on the [...]

We’ve done a few weird sex toy reviews in our time but this is a review of one of the oddest sex toys you can think of. The Asylum Play Doctor kit comprises a roll of crepe bandage, a faux nurse’s cap and a doctor’s reflector as worn by all doctors prior to 1960. The [...]