Stormy’s Precious Ass Masturbator Review

Stormy's Precious Ass Masturbator

Stormy’s Precious Ass Masturbator

When you perform a sex toy review you have to suspend disbelief, especially when a product is attributed to or carries the name of a porn star. In the past I’ve fucked Jenna Jameson’s mouth and cum in several porn star pussies. However I’m sure that none of them looked quite like the sex toys that I’ve been using. The same can be said of Stormy’s Precious Ass Masturbator, as I know for a fact that Stormy Daniel’s ass is rather bigger than the one I just masturbated with and I’m pretty sure it’s not gold plated on the inside either.

This masturbator is made from a body safe jelly plastic material. The whole toy is translucent and were it not for the unusual gold colouration the manufacturers have decided to use on the “love tunnel” it would be almost transparent. Internally the contours of this toy consist of a few subtle bumps which didn’t inspire me to believe that this toy would be sensational in the stimulation department.

The proof of the toy is in the testing so I got down to a little bit of masturbation while Suze put on a porn DVD and indulged herself with her latest clit massager. Lube is essential to enjoy this toy and as it isn’t provided with lube you must make sure you have some to hand before you start. As always we recommend a good quality water based lube for compatibility with all your toys.

Stormy’s Precious Ass is both short and tight. Short because its four inches of insertable length shorten significantly when stretched around the girth of my cock and only enveloped less than half of my the length of my cock. This doesn’t present a problem as the tightness this creates meant the stimulation I got as the masturbator slid up and down my length was surprisingly effective. This had more to do with the pressure caused by the tension in the masturbator then the internal bumps I mentioned above.

Testing the Stormy’s Precious Ass Masturbator while Suze was next to me bringing herself to climax while watching lesbian porn was probably a bad idea in hindsight as I abandoned the masturbator and slid between her legs for a bit of the real thing.

However, professional that I am I tried the masturbator again later and with Suze as an avid audience jerked myself to a very sticky and satisfying climax in just a couple of minutes.

Stormy’s Precious Ass Masturbator Summary

Stormy’s Precious Ass is a little quirky with its golden interior but its effectiveness for me could not be faulted. It’s in the low to mid price range for a male masturbator and does the job it’s designed for. A very practical and good value sex toy.



Alex reviews sex toys both solo and with his partner Suze, allowing him to give a unique perspective on adult products from a truly authoritative and experienced standpoint.