Hot Snatch Masturbator Review

Hot Snatch Masturbator

Hot Snatch Masturbator

A Fanta-Flesh male masturbator is nothing new, but one with a microwave warmable gel pouch is. The Hot Snatch Masturbator from Pipedream consists of a Fanta-Flesh pussy style masturbator with a thin-walled “Love tunnel” and a gel pouch in a black draw-string pouch that you heat up the microwave and slip around the masturbator to give the feeling of slipping into a real live warm pussy.

The Fanta-Flesh section of the masturbator should be cleaned before and after every use to ensure it is hygienically clean. Doing so was interesting because unlike almost every other masturbator I have used this one only as one opening. Most masturbators have an entrance and what can only be described as an exit where your seminal fluid can be rinsed through during cleaning and in the case of smaller ones your erect penis tends to pop out during use. It’s sealed for a reason of course, otherwise lube and semen would spill onto the heating pouch but because of this as you rinse it out the “love tunnel” fills with water and balloons to a frighteningly large size without bursting.

You are instructed to heat the gel pouch for one minute, leave it to stand for a minute, then if the temperature isn’t high enough keep heating for ten seconds and leaving to stand for ten seconds until you reach the required temperature. Obviously the differing power of microwaves and preference of the user makes giving an exact timing for heating of the pouch impossible. When you’ve heated the gel pouch you’re ready to go, well almost.

There’s the small matter of getting a floppy Fanta-Flesh masturbator into the gel pouch. Because the flesh-like masturbator is very floppy and clings to the pouch you have to wiggle, push and pull it through the centre before pulling the dual drawstrings to the required tightness. I resorted to lubing it up and sticking my erect penis into it before I was satisfied it was properly in place.

Leave the pouch to heat the masturbator for two or three minutes to get the full effect and then suitably slick with water based lube (supplied, though you’ll only get one use out of the sachet in the box) you can enjoy the warm wonders of the Hot Snatch Masturbator.

Before I washed it the masturbator had lips which were painted a pinky-red – that disappeared leaving a realistically shaped vaginal opening to slip myself into. Inside a plethora of 4mm high nodules rubbed against my erect shaft to add to the stimulation. Because the opening of the masturbator isn’t covered by the heating pouch that stays quite cool, but inside you get the full Hot Snatch effect.

In terms of texture this is a reasonably good masturbator, limited I think by the necessity to make the walls thin. But with the heating effect of the pouch you get a pleasantly warm, enveloping feeling as you use it. Because of the sealed end a climax doesn’t mean you have to rush off and get cleaned up either as you would with an open ended masturbator – you can enjoy going soft inside your new toy.

I think this is a great idea for a masturbator as it attempts to add realism to the act of masturbation in a new way. There are however drawbacks, the separate pouch and masturbator making use of the product a bit of a faff, getting lube on the pouch is somewhat distracting and the thin-walled masturbator necessary to ensure you get the “hot pussy” experience means that Pipedream were limited in what they could do to the texturing of the Fanta-Flesh masturbator.  Cleaning the “Hot Snatch” proved that the thin-walled masturbator is quite strong though how durable It will be with vigorous use I can’t say.

Using the masturbator was fun, and different, certainly a change from the male masturbators I have experienced before and therefore to be recommended simply for the novelty value. If Pipedream can make using this product less fiddly they will be on to a winner.



Alex reviews sex toys both solo and with his partner Suze, allowing him to give a unique perspective on adult products from a truly authoritative and experienced standpoint.