The latest in a long line of “Young Harlots” movies is “Slutty Delinquents”. Set unsurprisingly in a finishing school where the 18+ students are anything but shy and retiring the staff which consists of three teachers and a secretary all enjoy sex and without the slightest hint of a lesson in sight.
OFSTED would be appalled.
In fact without the “schoolgirl” uniforms, gowns and mortarboards you’d be hard pushed to make the connection between a debauched college and a rather nice house in what might be the French countryside filled with sex hungry men and women. Yes there’s the allusions to “School Rules” and wotnot but seemingly less than in previous Young Harlots films I’ve seen. There’s a script there and the performers do a reasonable job of acting it, the camera work is of the usual high standard as is the lighting, makeup and editing. There’s even some non-intrusive incidental music too.
Jay Snakes, Yanick Shaft, Ryan Ryder take great pleasure in indulging in the fill-on suck and fuck fest you would expect from a Gazzman film with the girls – Lexi Lowe, Lola, Samantha Bentley, Tiffany Doll, Charlize Tinkerbell and Georgie Lyall.
Not the most sophisticated of plots, I mean we’ve seen it all before, but competently executed and watchable as you would expect from Gazzman/Harmony Films.
Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.
Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.
Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.
Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.
You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.
According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”
Who said porn doesn’t have a story anymore? Whoever it was didn’t know what they were talking about because this DVD most definitely does!
Danny D is a sex toy salesman under pressure to sell more sex toys because his firm isn’t doing too well. His car breaks down just outside the gates of the school for Young Harlot’s. Through a slightly contrived case of mistaken identity he’s invited inside by the schools filthy, eye patch wearing nurse Shay Hendrix so she can use his “visual aids” for her new style sex-ed class. Nurse Hendrix’s technique includes encouraging the girls to deep throat dildos and then fucking them both vigorously with a strap-on. While not being rogered hard the girls indulge themselves with each other and the toys Danny left lying around. One of the most intense sections of the scene is Brooklyn Lee being anally fucked by Shay while Ruth Medina frigs her clit with a Hitachi Magic Wand.
When Danny D happens across one of the other students (Victoria Blaze) having a crafty smoke he soon engages in conversation about the contents of his bulging sample case and … you can guess what happens next. Two dildos are applied and the naturally talented eastern European “student” is vigorously “educated”. The girl is not entirely innocent; We know this because she carries her own lube around with her!
Soon the student has a dildo in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass and a big black rubber cock in her mouth. Danny however has something far more useful than a piece of plastic, his legendary cock. Danny takes her doggy with the butt plug still inside her. Soon he’s pushing that prodigious cock up her ass, a big ask for a small woman. Then it’s on to ATM and a good deal of ball sucking before reverse cowgirl then back to anal.
Danny’s pop-shot is a never ending shower of cum, covering her from pussy to the top of her head.
When the school’s headmaster (George Uhl) finds student Linet Slag – yes that is her name – bathing he shoves a butt plug up her ass without any form of pre-amble and gets her to suck his hard cock. Doggy action in the bath follows, getting more vigorous when the butt plug is removed. They slip into the leather chair next to the tub and Linet is fucked reverse cowgirl, vaginally and anally by George.
Linet proceeds to rim George and after some more cowgirl and a precarious anal pounding on the edge of the bath, then again in the chair receives George’s cum on her belly and tits.
When Victoria Blaze and Kristina Crystalis start to play with the sex toys that our favourite sex toy salesman has left lying around Headmaster George really gets stuck in to both of them – you know what I’m saying 😉 George Uhl, how many different ways are there to fuck a pair of women dressed as sixth formers?
The final scene on the DVD sees Danny D’s sex toy salesman cornered by the school’s headmaster and told in no uncertain terms that he has only one way to escape the wrath of the assembled masters – A show and tell demonstration of his sex toys on Kristina Crystalis.
A couple of fingers, some lube and a huge butt plug later the teachers all take turns in filling the willing young pupils holes, allowing the sex toy salesman to make his escape.
Having been on set when this DVD was made I have to admit to having a soft spot for the production. The movie does have a plot, though don’t expect any crazy twists as the action’s pretty linear. This is porn after all. But it is nice to see the effort that’s gone into the construction of a quality porn DVD.
Personal highlights for me include Shay Hendrix’s naughty nurse and Brooklyn Lee’s filthy schoolgirl. I got picture of both of them on set and perhaps my favourite was Brooklyn Lee playing with her Skittles. No that’s not a euphemism 🙂
A great addition to the Young Harlot’s series of films distinguished by its plot, some great acting from Danny D (who is an utter professional on set) and the hottest costume in a Young Harlots movie to date Shay’s eye patch wearing school nurse.
Gazzman’s “Young Harlots School Trip” has a lot in common with many film franchises from mainstream cinema and continues the Young Harlots series that pop up regularly from Harmony, one of the UK’s most prominent adult production houses. Like mainstream films it extends a series with consumer appeal and excellent brand recognition.
This particular instalment of the series has a one line premise “Lexi has been a good girl and is sent away to the states as a reward”. As you might imagine this is where Lexi gets bad. There follows 3 hours and 5 minutes of slightly over-aged school girls demonstrating every sexual position the director can get them to try.
The kinky attractions of grown-up girls pretending to be schoolgirls is undoubted and the outfits alone are a favourite with many men. What’s lacking here is the faux innocence that also ads to the fantasy, especially when played out between consenting adults – that is the knowledge that the woman who’s about to have her brains fucked out may be wearing the same uniform she wore in the sixth form – but that was a few years ago and she’s learned a lot since then …
So what we are left with is a DVD with no atmosphere and, flimsy collegiate pretence aside, no real plot either. The scenes progress and do their best to cover all the required elements of an adult movie. If you like predictable, mechanical porn film then this one will be perfect. There’s little narrative to get in the way of the fucking and no surprises when it comes to the sex.
The DVD extras are unimaginative comprising a cum shot recap and photo gallery.
This DVD will sell to lovers of the Young Harlots series and to buyers browsing the shelves of the adult stores because of the title.
You will not find anything in this DVD that you can’t find elsewhere. However the production values are pretty good, video quality and technical execution the same and in those respects at least it’s better than the raft of cheaply produced films with similar content.