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Hooked Up Review

Hooked Up
Hooked Up

Hooked Up is Gazzman’s explicit vision of what it would be like to be able to call someone up for no-strings attached sex.

This DVD isn’t meant to reflect reality, it’s pornography after all and the idea of seeing an “Escort” like “Sunshine” in first scene turn up at the client’s door in only a bra, hold-up stockings and panties covered by a coat is very attractive to many men and women. Whichever of those roles that you like to play in your sexual games. Furthermore in the UK, while it’s legal to hire an escort for company you can’t hire them with the express purpose of no-strings sex. But hey this DVD was filmed outside the UK so let your imagination run free.

For example you can hire a level London escorts in the UK from VIP London Escorts for company and to enjoy their companionship.

So back to the movie. Tony De Sergio gets his money’s worth from “Sunshine” who gets straight down to sucking his cock before Tony explores her pussy and asshole with his tongue. Sunshine’s limited English doesn’t prevent her enjoying Tony’s cock in her pussy and ass, first on the coffee table then on the sofa. Stockings and heels flailing in the air she bounces on his prick for ages. She returns to the coffee table for Tony to drop his sticky load on her tummy and pussy.

If sunshine stayed overnight she would have enjoyed his breakfast as well as his cock as I can vouch for the fact he’s a pretty good cook as well as a capable cock-smith.

Alyssa, “The Hot Date” doesn’t even make it inside her apartment before she gets it on with her beau. Her skin tight dress which covers little and offers much is soon peeled back followed by a little thank you suck before they get into the flat. She even gets a little taste of her boyfriend’s cock in her pussy before they get inside. Nicely she keeps her stockings and suspenders on while he is naked. There’s some 69, she is bent double and Alyssa even sits on his face before a facial finish.

Valentina keeps two guys company in the next scene where she wears a translucent mac over her beautiful claret underwear. She dances very seductively before the sex begins and I can vouch for the fact that she looks as gorgeous in real life as on screen in case you’re interested because I’ve had the pleasure of photographing her. A Real treat for Tony De Sergio and George Uhl as they get to double team her. The finish is one to the pussy and one to the face.

Samantha Bentley takes on three cocks in the next scene where it’s impossible to describe every configuration and combination of orifice penetration. This is a very rough sex scene which is not for everyone so if you like hard gang-bangs it could be for you, otherwise you have been warned.

Shay Hendricks plays a madam to round out the DVD’s 5 scenes and introduces “Katrina” (Bella Baby) to her client. A lot of uncomfortable looking sex on a hard wooden staircase ensues with a money shot over her cute tits. Not an exceptionally erotic scene despite a little bit of dancing and posturing but more underwear and stockings to make it different from a lot of factory produced porn.

Extras are limited to a photo gallery and cumshot recap.

This isn’t the greatest Gazzman movie but because it’s Gazzman it better than the vast majority of porn out there. I like the sexy underwear and the fact it stays on the girls for a lot of the time rather than disappearing ASAP as if to save on dry cleaning. The “Who will you call when you want to get fucked tag line” kind of gets lost quite quickly as the attempt at a story disappears under the pornography but then when did a porn movie last win a best script Oscar? This is an enjoyable and varied DVD with some vigorous sex and attractive performers, pretty good.

Three Way Bangers

Three Way Bangers
Three Way Bangers

There’s no mistaking what this DVD is about from the title but just in case you were wondering Danny D, possessor of a monumentally large dick introduces the first scene from a sofa in “his house”. Aleska Diamond and Megan Coxxx sit either side of him while he does so and then it’s straight on with the action. The aforementioned sofa gets used as a piece of gymnastic apparatus as Danny D’s cock is sucked and then used to fuck the two girls for the next 30 minutes. The girls pleasure each other orally and appreciate it loudly throughout until the money shot.

Next we’re off to California for one girl and two cocks jammed alternately in her pussy and mouth. It all takes place next to a pool that I’ve seen before and the scene is familiar too as if it comes from another DVD. Maybe I’ve seen too much porn and it’s all blurring in to one? There’s a pair of luscious breasts waiting to be sprayed with cum but only one guy sprays his splooge on them the other opting to cover her pierced tongue with his junk.

A yellow bikini, nice solo and a pair of false breasts tease us into the next scene. The two cocks appear and get on with the business of a spit roast and anal action followed by DP. A facial cumshot finished the scene.

A high quality tease, by the stunning Valentina Nappi excites two voyeurs in the European segment. They turn out to be Tony De Sergio and George Uhl, experience regulars of Harmony films. Valentina is fucked in every hole, Dped, spit roast and creamed on.

Nikki Jayne’s “first anal” is assisted by Bobbi Starr, they’re lucky there’s a guy around to save Bobbi having to strap-on a strap-on to do the honours. Bobbi frigs herself in her pussy and ass while on the stairs Nikki’s cock starts to warm her up. The girls get together and play with a double ended dildo in a most enjoyable way … double-deep throat of a sex toy which is new even for me! Then cock arrives and, well I don’t have to paint a picture because you know what anal looks like. Nicely though the final cumshot is inside and on Nikki’s pussy for Bobbi Starr to lick up.

Frankki’s way of working in the warehouse is to spend her day in a bra and a pair of red panties so it’s no surprise that when Danny D and Ian Tate see her they fuck her hard.

Back to Europe for Danny D to screw Skin Diamond and Henessy.

Jenna Haze takes on two young studs for the final scene and you know what, I’m running out of ways to describe hard fucking in every hole LOL.

OK, this isn’t the most sophisticated of porn movies but it does have exactly what the title says – in spades. The scenes are from Harmony movies of the past few years, one or two of which I think I’ve seen before but so what. What you get is oodles of hard core action and lots of great girls to look at plus the variety of not having one “star” throughout. This isn’t going to win awards but it is head and shoulders above some of the drossy DVDs I’ve seen made from rubbish that didn’t make it into other DVDs.