Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.
Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.
Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.
Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.
You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.
According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”
Knickers Off stars a number of familiar faces from the Harmony Films stable and features some familiar locations. Being a film by Strangelove you know it’s going to have a certain feel to it and that it’s not going to be run of the mill.
Cindy Dollar’s opening scene is striking to say the least because of her Polka dot dress. I think the guys watching her entrance down the back stairs of Harmony’s favourite central London location were sold on fucking her as soon as she lifted the hem of her dress to reveal her suspenders and absence of underwear. The subsequent five minutes of her wiggling her incredibly fuckable ass at them while they tossed themselves off was therefore bafflingly long-winded.
Cindy’s four and a half minute solo session is beautifully lit and filmed, you really want to pull her hand out of her pussy and replace it with something a little more substantial. Our two lecherous guys appear and after receiving ten minutes of fellatio between them give Cindy a vaginal and anal slamming that will make you gasp at its ferocity.
This could be the highlight of the entire video. If Alexandra Cat walked past you wearing no bra, a leather coat stockings, suspenders and high heeled boots most people would have trouble stopping themselves whistling at her. Well don’t because when three guys in a bar did that she whipped their asses hard with a riding crop and insisted they service her within an inch of their lives. If you weren’t a fan of Alexandra cat before this scene you will be after seeing it.
One huge disappointment about the strap-on sex scene with the legendary Strap-on Jane is that the director saw fit not to show Jane’s face! Why? Jane is a dirty bitch and legendary exponent of strap-on sex. The lack of a face associated with a strap-on reduced her role to that of a convenient sex toy and that destroyed the scene for me. Very poor show.
Naughty nurses are a common fetish and play theme in the bedroom. If you like the thought of two filthy minded SRNs attending to you in hospital then this scene will press the right buttons for you. Robyn Truelove and Jordanna Black take on a bandaged patient strapped down to a bondage bed. If you shut your eyes through their savage use of a penis pump on the prostrate and helpless “patient” the rest of the scene will have your blood pressure rising (I don’t believe I just wrote that, LOL). The patient makes a miraculous recovery and repays the girls oral attentions with vigorous use of his own instruments on them.
I can’t help wondering if Jay Snake got a slight tingling of trepidation when he agreed to do a scene with Ebony GoddeXXX and Kerry Louise. Strapped to a chair and cruelly slapped, then tortured with an electrostim wand on his cock. This is true domination, right up to the point that they can resist Jay Snake’s obvious charms no longer and submit to a slamming three-way fucking. At one point Ebony sits wanking lasciviously in a chair as Jay fucks Kerry to within an inch of her life. Kerry Louise’s vocal appreciation is so loud at times that the sound volume clips and distorts the on-scene audio track. Bad girl, what a screamer!
The menus look as good as the slick and eye catching sleeve, the polka dot pattern on Cindy Dollar’s dress and shoes being carried throughout the visual design . The extras are disappointing, just a cumshot recap and photo gallery, not what you would have expected from an otherwise competently produced DVD. A behind the scenes or a cast interview would have been good. The incidental music is a cut above most other adult films, contemporary, non-intrusive and often creates a slightly unreal feeling to the whole movie.
Knickers off could have been better, the criticisms levelled above explain why, primarily over-long sequences that at times become dull, but don’t let that stop you from seeing this movie. There are some great scenes and performances which the issues with the production and direction don’t overshadow.
Dollz house by Tanya Hyde is filmed in HD with an original soundtrack and a cast of names that any porn aficionado will recognise. With performances by Aletta Ocean, Robyn Truelove, Sofia Valentine, Aliz, Keira Pharrell, Lala, Havna Sin, George Uhl, Olivier Sanchez, Dirty Dog, Danny D, Jay Snake, Freaky Deke and Barry Scott we expected this 3 hour DVD to be packed with action.
There are four scenes starting with “Sex Doll” featuring Aletta Ocean. It’s slightly surreal, as is the set and involves a long session of cunilingus which at first is fun because the girl is getting the attention, then drags on a bit. Her costume is striking, electric pink waspie and pasties and striped stockings but the shots, though beautifully filmed, are a little obvious and gynaecological at times.
About ten minutes into the pussy licking a watcher is revealed (George Uhl), a nice voyeuristic touch. She begins to suck his cock and the lexicon of sexual positions is opened and each ticked off.
Cock sucking, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spit roast, cowgirl, DP, anal then facial cum shot. There was a sequence of positions but no progression. Masked, hooded and suspended in a body bag the male performers came and went without much of a nod to continuity throughout the 39 minutes
The next scene “Checkpoint” features Sofia Valentine and Robin Truelove as a voyeuristic chauffer and exhibitionist employer. While Robin frigs herself Sofia watches.
I really wanted this scene to be girl-on-girl with a few toys, maybe a strap-on? But they reach the titular checkpoint and are vigorously “interrogated” by the guards in every orifice until Robin’s ass is covered in cum quickly followed by a facial for Sophia.
In “Rough justice” Aliz is treated to three cocks, first through glory holes then in a full-on four-way fuck fest with the three men who maintain their anonymity by wearing their leather hoods throughout, well, except Jay Snake whose tattoos give him away.
Finally the best scene of the film “Spunk Rock”.
For some reason this scene clicked with me. It’s rough around the edges in places but has some good bits, especially the girl writhing on the bar. The Electro synth music bed goes a bit punky to match the costumes and tattoos and for some reason gels together better than the rest of the scenes.
Jay Snake delivers as usual, there’s a bit of pissing in there for urophiles and oddly Jay looks like Bruce Willis from some angles.
Perhaps it was because we’d been so looking forward to Dollz House that it came as a bit of a let down to us. Over-long and lacking in a distinctive theme the obviously large budget, talented cast and crew seem to have been a bit wasted.
Simply witnessing a succession of sex acts is not what we expect from Tanya Hyde and that’s what Dollz house felt like; Even if those sex acts were very well performed and filmed.
If Hyde was aiming for surreal then to an extent that feeling was achieved but it was surreal to the point of disassociation and therefore not sexy in a trippy way which could have worked.
The incidental music is electro-synth style and a refreshing change from the run-of the mill garbage that accompanies most porn.
You can’t watch this DVD in one session and maybe that’s not what it was conceived for. As a background to a wild sex party where your attention is drifting between the girl sucking your cock for real and the girls on screen then it would work. And you wouldn’t have to change DVD for three hours and get the buttons sticky.
Dollz House could have been a lot better at engaging me and making me feel more horny. Not the best Tanya Hyde film, but that said most directors would give their right arm to be as good as Hyde on a bad day.