May 162012
 
Twisted Tanya Hyde

Twisted Tanya Hyde

I’m slightly intrigued and excited at what this helping of kink may serve up for me as I study the front cover of the Twisted DVD a Harmony Films production from the Tanya Hyde stable.  Aside from the lovely latex clad beauties on the front there is one wearing what appears to be a horse’s head mask with a horse tail butt plug streaming from her asshole.

Kinky enough for ya?

And the rear cover of the DVD promises even more kink with an image of a guy wearing a skull mask, I know it’s a guy because he has a rather nice erection going on.  ;)

The other images depict acts of penetration which leave nothing to the imagination with a smattering of fetish wear including collars, leggings and peephole clothing.  I’m looking forward to watching this already!

Twisted has a runtime of 2 hours and 31 minutes which comprises of 5 scenes, Photo Gallery and Cum Shot Recap.

Let the fun begin…

I find the best days to get the most out of porn DVD’s are the ones which are dark and damp (ooh errr) when I can pull the curtains, slip out of my clothes and snuggle under the duvet toy in hand.

Yes, I did say toy in hand.  Most times I review I multi task and take a toy to bed with me and write up the copy later.  It’s also great to be able to use your sexual excitement positively, watching all this porn makes me as randy as fuck.

So on this particular Friday afternoon I was nicely snuggled warming my vibe between my legs as the DVD span up in the drive.  Rain was lashing against the window pane and I felt quite smug at being able to watch porn and wank as part of my day job.  ;)

Latex Lezzas opens with Rebecca More sat prostate in a medical chair wearing metallic blue leggings and a peephole top.  Sounds pretty normal up to now doesn’t it?

She is also wearing a gas mask and a heavy duty pair of nipple clamps with chain which playmate Jasmine Webb enjoys tugging.  Rebecca gets a good workout with a wand massager, a big black dildo and a metal butt plug before things move on a little.

A guy in a latex suit and gasmask enjoys the ministrations of both girls before being given a solo performance by Rebecca as Jasmine fucks her ass with a sturdy strap-on.  They all switch and she has a good anal rogering from latex guy before donning the strap on and giving Jasmine a good anal pounding.

Mr latex then steps up to the mark and fucks her ass before shooting his load over both of their expectant faces.

Black Santo commences in a cyber dungeon with Paige Turnah laying in a doctor’s chair dressed in black leather cupless bustier which shows off her ample breasts and a pair of fetish heels.  Does it for me.  ;)

In walks a masked guy with heavily striped clown type trousers and if I’m not mistaken it looks like Omar, I recognised his cock.  Lol

He soon gets to work warming Paige up with his tongue a steel dildo and a massager which are all put to good use, much to her approval.

She repays him by giving a thorough deep throating before being fucked reverse cowgirl, doggy and finally taking his spunk all over her awaiting face.

The Cell begins with Jay Snake suspended from the bars of his cell with and eager Seb Cam looking on from outside.  Then Liza Del Sierra turns up complete with crop and hat and it’s obvious who is in charge as she rubs Jay’s crotch.

Soon Liza is having her ass tongued by Seb and then she moves on to a little face sitting on Mr Snake.

If you are into anal this MFM scene is for you as Liza takes it hard up the arse in reverse cowgirl, doggy style and spitroast positions.  Couldn’t make my mind up if I should watch Jay’s cock or her ample bosom topped with delicious large brown nipples bouncing around.  ;)

Mr Snake finally looses his control whilst pile driving her pussy, shooting spunk between her legs which drips down her upended body.

And Seb Cam goes for a more conventional bukkake finish.

Chaos takes place in a dungeon with both Lexi Ward & Havana Sins caged and masturbating to each other before the guys appear.

Kai Taylor, or a least I thing it’s him sticks his cock through the cage and enjoys the oral skills of Lexi whilst Havana looks on frigging herself like crazy.  Then enters mystery guy number two and he promptly sticks his cock inside Lexi, she is now enjoying a caged spitroast.

The scene then moves on to Lexi lapping at Havana’s wet pussy as she sits in a chair before the guys appear once more to get to work on those tits and holes.  After a little double finger fucking we see the four of them line up for a bit of simultaneous cowgirl fuckery.  It has to be said I’m not a fan of synchronised sex.

A fuck-fest ensues with lots of fingering, tonguing assess and cunts and of course fucking all with some well light close-ups so you don’t miss out on any of the action.  And if you love tatts you will be in seventh heaven.

After all that ass and pussy pounding we get the familiar facial finish…sigh.

Fuck The Pony has the most bizarre opening with Michelle Moist sporting a horses head mask and a rather classy tail butt plug.  Karlie works Michelle’s pussy and clit as a figure with a skull mask and black cape watches from the corner.

I should point out at this point that the girls, both blonde, look great in their red and black basques with heels to match and when Karlie plants a kiss on Michelle’s butt cheek it stands out beautifully on her pale flesh.  Simply stunning visuals.

Karlie becons over the guy in the mask who is wearing a black Lycra all in one with his cock sticking out…how convenient as she aids his penetration of Michelle’s glistening pussy.  After warming up inside Michelle, Skeletor as I will refer to him moves on to fuck Karlie doggy style.

After slamming her cunt hard he pulls out and creams over her ass cheeks which made me salivate as I watched it drip down her ass crack.

Great care and an artistic eye has been given to the angles, lighting, content and outfits to make this a wonderful piece of BDSM kink with art house tones.

Featuring:  Rebecca More, Jasmine Webb, Lize Del Sierra, Paige Turnah, Karlie Simon, Michelle Moist, Lexi Ward & Hana Sins

Mar 252012
 
Psycho Sex Tanya Hyde

Psycho Sex Tanya Hyde

I only had to read the first two porn stars featured in this production from Tanya Hyde for Harmony Films to feel a little excited…Megan Coxxx and Syren Sexton and that’s just for starters.

And the rest of the naughty line up don’t disappoint either but more of that later.  The front cover depicting a sex crazed Paige Turnah in an open cupped latex leotard wets more than my appetite for kink.  The DVD features 5 scenes each with “Fuck” in the title and the runtime is 3 hours 57 mnutes including Cumshot Recap and Photo Gallery.

Over on the reverse there are masks, nipple tassels, latex outfits and lots of cock worship.  As usual I don’t think Tanya will disappoint.

So it’s off to the bedroom for me, are you coming?

You pull the curtains too and be careful not to let the neighbours catch site of you whilst I load the DVD player.  Thing I’ll grab myself a nice toy too.

Factory Fuck is set in a very atmospheric engineer’s workshop.  Danny D is grinding more than metal in this scene as Scarlett March inspects his tooling with her mouth.

They are being watched my Rebecca More who seems to be enjoying the voyeuristic display before being grabbed from behind by Jay Snakes.  Rebecca then has her titties worshipped by Jay, nice to see in porn these days, before being taken off to the workbench.

She is then subject to a good spitroasting, double cock sucking and fucked in every hole.  Scarlett joins in providing a little pussy licking before being deployed as a cocksucker between fucks for Jay.

Rebecca is then fucked by Jay in a love swing before being anally power drived (driven??? LOL) and sprayed with come.  Danny D finishes the scene wanking over Scarlett who remembered to wear her safety glasses, good job because as usual Danny spunked everywhere.

F-Club Fuck is very surreal, we see Alice yes as in Wonderland wandering around a fetish club and being groped through holes in the wall.  And that’s not all, she’s being groped by a latex clown and a Rabbit.  I know, tell me about it.  ;)

Alice or should I say Michelle Moist wanders off and finds herself a fucking stool with a  large black dildo mounted on it. She then delights in eating out Jasmine Webb’s before she is pinned to a wheel, spun around with several finger fuck intermissions delivered by Jasmine.

Omar then appears dressed as a ring master appears and fucks each of the girls cunts good and hard before wanking over both their faces.

Fetish Fuck sees the gorgeous Syren Sexton fully dommed up with teal latex body suit with appropriate openings and a whip enter a dungeon.  And there suspended blindfolded in a body bag is Demetri XXX.

After a quick tease with her crop Syren is reaching for his cock and I’m watching her lovely pert and sizeable boobs bob up and down from below.  Great angle there Tanya.

We are then taken to a room where Sebcam is laying prostrate on the floor tethered and wearing only a pair of black snake skin patterned tights.  Once again I know.  Lol  Syren gives him a good gob job and then climbs on board before being joined by Demetri wearing the same leggings.

The MFM scene works through many positions including cowgirl, doggy and reverse cowgirl and climaxes or should I say Sebcam does all over Syrens pouting pussy and Dimitri sprays her face with copious amounts of cum.  Wow!  He must’ve needed a drink after that.  ;)

Rubber Fuck will satisfy any medical fetishists reading.  Paige Turnah is sat in a medical chair with her legs in stirrups.  She is wearing a gas mask, latex top with open access to her ample cleavage, stocking and a pair of fetish points.

In come Jay snake wearing a gas mask and latex chaps.  He starts by massaging her breasts with oil (sooo jealous) then brings out the nipple cups.  And as if that wasn’t enough he finishes off with the violet wand which he expertly teases her breasts, nipples and eventually her clit with.

Paige is then subject to an opening pussy pile driver, followed by reverse cowgirl and doggy style before being jazzed on as she kneels at Jay’s feet.

A great scene for anyone in to fetish and who like watching a nice pair of boobs bouncing around.  ;)

Hog Fuck begins with Megan Coxxx walking in to a bar where 2 guys are playing cards wearing full headed pig masks.  She approaches the bar tender and is directed through a set of doors.

She reappears after devouring a couple of cocks at the gloryhole and returns to the bar followed by the “pigs”.  It doesn’t take long for her to drop to her knees and give them an oral workout which sees them rock hard.

Megan gets a good workout from the guys, moving through spitroast, reverse cowgirl, doggy style and she seems to love every minute of it.

All the porking finishes off with a double bukkake finale where Meagan’s face is covered in endless streams of thick cum.

The themes, production and lighting make this an interesting film with a dominant streak of fetish running through it.  Multiple angles and closeups ensure that you get to see all the action.  Psycho Sex may not be for everyone so may not make a good first time viewing unless you already have a fetish element in your personality.

However if you are adventurous I suggest you give it a watch.

Featuring:  Megan Coxxx, Syren Sexton, Paige Turnah, Rebecca More, Scarlett March, Jasmine Webb, Michelle Moist, Ian Tate, Sebcam, Demetri XXX, Jay Snakes, Danny D and Omar

You can buy this movie here.

Mar 082012
 
Fallen Angelz Tanya Hyde

Fallen Angelz Tanya Hyde

I’ve been extremely busy lately and fallen behind on my DVD viewing and reviewing.  What geed me up in to taking up my role as Jonathon Ross was the delivery yesterday was a box of 22 DVD’s to add to the ever growing pile.

So in an attempt to pull my finger out.  Oooh err, I thought I better crack on.  And Fallen Angelz a Tanya Hyde productions stood, especially as I noted Jay Snakes listed in the credits at the bottom of the front cover.  ;)

It looks from the front cover as if in true Tanya style there is going to be plenty of kink as I spot Jay Snake being a pony boy and also wearing a hood.

Load up the DVD whilst I pull the curtains, I don’t think this is a DVD to share with the neighbours.  Lol

The dvd contains 5 scenes with a runtime of 3 hours and 17 minutes including Comeshot Recap and Galleries.

Man On A Chain

We see sizzling Syren Sexton descending some stairs and making her way to her slave who happens to be Jay Snakes.  Syren looks bewitching in an open fronted gown stockings and heels whilst Jay looks vulnerable chained by his collar to the wall and the slightly whited out visuals fit in with this fetish scene.

Syren takes up a seat and enjoys teasing him sat on a chair, fingering her pussy and then using a large bent glass dildo.  Meanwhile he is tugging at his chains to reach her.

Eventually Jay is freed and his Mistress bridles him and rides him around the room, finally chaining him to the wall once more.  Very naughty.  She gives him a very indepth throating, almost taking in his full length, which is quite some feat.  ;)

She is then given a jolly good licking, finger fucking and expertly rimmed by Jay before the fucking begins and Syren raises to her knees and climbs on board for a bit of reverse cowgirl action.  They work through the usual fuck positions before Jay wanks over Syren’s open mouth.

No anal in this scene guys but Syren is a great fuck.

Painted Lady

Sophia Valentine climbs the stairs wearing only a pair of leopard spotted heels, a pair of nipple clamps and a collar.  Good start so far.  She then finds Ian Tate rather handily on the stair, unzips him and gives him one hell of a blowjob, how did you get it in to the hilt?

Up on the landing she is greeted  by Tony De Sergio, dressed just like Ian in a smart suit and trilby, very CMNF.  ;)  Some great close ups of Sophia looking up doe eyed with her mouth full.

She gets a very good eating out whilst trying to swallow Mr Tate, then she flips over to received Tony’s cock in her pussy.  He fucks her for a while before inserting a metal butt plug inside her in preparation for her anal fuck.

We then see Sophia on her back legs shackled and in the air as Iain fucks her cunt then her ass with some great camera angles thrown in.  The scene wraps with Tony spurting thick ribbons of come onto Sophia’s chin which hand down like a beard.  Then finally Iain squirts copious amounts of jiz all over her, some even going in her eye, that’s going to sting.

I Spit On Your Cock

Rebecca More & Scarlett March are dressed very nicely in leather bustiers and thigh high boots for this scene which sees Rebecca teasing scarlet with a rabbit vibrator as she sits on a fetish bench.

The action then moves to the queening chair where Rebecca gets to eat her out and rim her ass and Rebecca is determined to get the most out of it as bounces up and down on the chair.

Rebecca then makes her way downstairs to the gimp or should we say Omar tied to a St Davids cross complete with rubber hood.  She soon gets to work on his hard cock sucking it like a bitch, then her friend Scarlet joins in the action.

Rebeccas ass takes a pounding as she reverse cowgirls him, then the spreader bar comes out and she is being given some deep anal wearing a spreader bar on her ankles.

Then Omar pluges Scarlett’s cunt before finishing himself off once again in Rebecca’s ass and pulling out to give them both a sticky facial.

Women Beat Their Men

Cathy Heaven wearing a very nice backless and bottom less strapy number in latex has Jay Snakes shackles and supended from the ceiling.  She proceeds to flog him and this was a proper flogging, you should see his back.  Lol

She then unleashes the beast and starts to devour it inch by inch and amazingly manages to take all of him in as her nose presses against his pubis.  Next she subjects him to having his penis sucked in a vaccum pump.  Dirty girl.

Not content with that, she uses a violet wand on his cock between sucks this then leads in to new latex outfits and a chin dildo mask, collar and chains.  Kinky enough for you yet?  ;)

Jay then gets her is a spreader bar and various other pieces of BDSM equipment fucking her pussy and ass until coming down her left cheek in several spirts.

Stir Crazy

Tony and Iain have Coco Charnelle imprisoned and are keeping a watchful eye over her as she sits open legged in knee high boots and a leather bustier fingering herself.  She then sets about fucking herself with a very naughty large cocked latex bear.  Don’t ask.  Lol

They attend her cell and after a good wank and a suck the guys get to fuck her both ends with their truncheons.  Well Iain has a black one but Tony uses his cock.  They take turns being fucked and sucked as they spitroast Coco.  Keep an eye out for the metal hook.

And once again we have a bukkake finish, not my favourite and a bit repetitive, would have preferred a little variety but a good production if you are in to your kinks and one which some porn newbies may like.

Typical of a Tanya Hyde production the scenes are imaginatively light, the camera work excellent and plenty of close ups for dirty cows like me.

Featuring: Sofia Valentine, Syren Sexton, Cathy Heaven, Coco Charnelle, Rebecca More, Sxarlett March, Ian Tate, Jay Snakes, Omar and Tony De Sergio
You can buy this movie here.

 

Sep 212011
 
Toys Stories, Boys Not Included

Toys Stories, Boys Not Included

I believe this is a first for both me and the producers Harmony Films.  I’ve mentioned many times here in my reviews how much I enjoy watching a bit of girl on girl action and how often it is interrupted to make way for a male to come on the scene.

This time Toy Stories promises to provide us with a full 2.5 hours of girl on girl playtime, using hands toys and anything else which comes to hand.   ;)

And I for one can’t wait to see what these girls get up to.  So follow me in to my bedroom, sit on the side of the bed and enjoy the viewing.

The first scene opens in the bathroom where Megan Coxxx  is enjoying a bubble bath in a free standing bath.  Little does she know that she has a voyeur peeking round the door in the form of the Rebecca More.

Following a good towelling off and a little feminine onanism both girls end up on the bed teasing each other with an endless supply of toys.  And guess what, I knew the names of them all.  Lol

The girls lick, such and fuck each other with a variety of toys with some DP action in there and a surprise or two including a chin dildo which makes for pleasurable viewing.

All the fun culminates in a joint jilling session and orgasms all round.  This was a good scene which would have benefited even more from more close ups, for example you didn’t get to see the butt plug enter and disappear up Rebecca’s eager ass.

For me the second scene was the weakest on this DVD.  It suffered badly from bad lighting and camera angles, coupled with too much movement resulting in me feeling slight motion sickness whilst watching.

But the poor production was more than made up for by its star Karina Currie who simply kept on giving throughout the scene with some excellent cunnilinus, analingus and  good moves.  Shame her partner Rio didn’t put in as much effort.

Karina can come round mine any time she wants.  ;)

Scene 3 is a very playful one and begins as Jasmine enters the kitchen and selects an Njoy wand from the work surface where it sat next to a pink rabbit vibrator.  She takes it to the sofa and proceeds to enjoy herself before rather forgetfully leaving the kitchen and her toys.

In enters the scantily clad maid who proceeds to entertain herself with the rabbit before being discovered by Jasmine who rips it from her grasp and proceeds to punish her by taking her over her knee and giving her a good hard spanking.

Wow, that girl would make a great Domme.

Jasmine has quite an armoury of whips she tests on her unsuspecting maid who seems to relish the punishment before having a large strap-on pushed up her hot cunt.  I’ll leave the rest to the viewer, it was a very enjoyable scene.

If you are in to the Suicide Girls this scene is for you and features Hannah Shaw and Lexi Ward dressed as goth chicks.  The girls don’t mess around and are soon down to business with a range of strap=on’s at their disposal.

We get to see the usual strap-on harness and some more kinky leg strap-on’s and chin strap-on’s in use in this scene as both girls fuck each other remorselessly and quite verbosely too.  The language, I say!  lol

The final scene is disjointed, it stars Holly Kiss and Valentina Cruz who independently take a shower and bath.  After spending time provocatively foaming up and playing with dildo and a rabbit they suddenly appear in what looks like a student flat’s living room.

And for some reason the girls are not only fully dressed but with full makeup.  Needless to say this scene was uninspiring and quite tawdry despite the girls efforts to make it sizzle.

This DVD I assume was a compilation of different people’s work and as a result was diversely different in it’s content which could have been a good thing but not so in my case as there were some inferior scenes given today’s equipment and venues which let it down a little.

That said there were some vignettes which made the DVD viewable and it would certainly be one you could watch with your partner or as a first timer if it’s your thing.

Starring:  Megan Coxxx, Rebecca More, Karina Currie, Rio Lee, Jasmine, Tiffany Kingston, Hannah Shaw. Lexi Ward, Holly Kiss and Valentina Cruz

 You can buy this movie here.

Jun 032011
 
Girls Behaving Badly

Girls Behaving Badly

At last this long awaited production had dropped through my door and I couldn’t wait to take a look.  The rather aptly entitled DVD is full of promise featuring the gorgeous Shay Hendrix.

You may remember that this DVD holds a certain sentimentality for Alex and myself as we travelled down to London to be on set with Tanya Hyde for Shay and Omar’s scene.

We were in the same house as they filmed The Kings Speech featuring Colin Firth.  Shortly after the filming Alex and I went to the cinema to watch the film and were smiling through quite a lot of the scenes when recalling what happened in those rooms.  Lol

The DVD has a run time of 2 hours and 59 minutes, I’m sure they could have stretched it to 3 hours.  Lol  It features 5 naughty scenes and the usual Cumshot Recap and Photo Galleries for you to savour.

When you think of Tanya the first word that comes to mind is “fetish” and if that is your thing then you are in for a treat with Girls Behaving Badly as it’s got lashings of face masks, straight jackets and very nasty toys.  A perfect combination and all held together with wonderful photography, lighting and closeup shots of all the action.

Scene 1 starts of with Seb Cam being enslaved by Rebecca More.  She eventually turns up in a very nice red latex dress which leaves nothing to the imagination.

After making Seb earn his fuck Rebecca spreads her legs for a vigorous pussy fucking followed by enjoying taking a large glass dildo up her ass.  At this point it becomes apparent that Rebecca is not stranger to anal and she looks as if she is gagging for it.

Seb soon gets to work fucking Rebecca’s ass like a mad man, if you are in to anal you will enjoy this scene.

Still un-sated with the ass fucking she got from Seb, Rebecca then spreads her ass cheeks for the fucking machine to ram it to her good and hard whilst she gives Seb a gob job to finish him off..

Scene 2 opens with Angel Long tethered to a St Andrews cross, she doesn’t have to wait long before her capture, Omar arrives on the scene.

Angel is tongued in to submission by Omar who gives her ass and pussy a good licking out before he penetrates her ass with a glass baton.

The scene then hots up as a hooded guy arrives with a huge erection and they both take turns at fucking Angels hot pussy.

This lady really enjoys having hard cock in her ass as they both jump onboard for some sizzling DP action.  The action culminating in a wankathon finish which sees the hooded guy come in Olympic proportions as he shoots his load clear over Angels back and head to land on the floor in front of her.

I wish I knew who he was because he deserves a medal for that performance.  ;)

Scene 3 sees Paige Turnah, the daughter of Strap On Jane being cheuffered driven in her kinky leather strappy outfit to her den of iniquity.

She is then pussy tortured with an Hitachi Magic Wand style vibrator which incidentally I have reviewed.  You can read my review of it here.  Paige is then fucked with a long double ended steel dildo and finally when she is soaking wet she is fucked by Ian Tate who then ejaculates over her ample breasts.

Scene 4 features Shay Hendrix and is the scene Alex and I watched being filmed on our trip to London which you can read about on our site.  So this scene holds fond memories of a great day out on set with Tanya Hyde, Shay Hendrix, Omar and Seb Cam.  Oh and lets not forget that this DVD was filmed in the same house as The Kings Speech.

This is one of the weirdest I have seen.  It opens with Seb Cam strapped to a St Andrews cross wearing an Elvis mask and heels.  I kid you not.  Lol

Shay Hendrix appears, like a Spanish hussy wearing a fedora and with crop in hand and gives Seb a little blow job action before moving on to Omar who is prostrate on a bench wearing white leggings and boots.  Don’t ask me.

Omar gets a great blow job before Shay is fucked upside down in a chair.  That will be the one I was sat in only minutes before.  ;)

Both guys get to stick it in her pussy for a good round of swapsies before Seb comes on Shay’s round ass and Omar gives her a good facial. Shay looks incredibly hot throughout in a serious waspie corsette that I know Alex enjoyed on set.

Scene 5 involves a male slave and a queening chair which Karlie Simon spreads her pussy on for her eager hooded slave to lick out.  He then adorns a chin dildo and proceeds to fuck her wet pussy with it whilst Karlie vocalises her appreciation.  This girl is a moaner so you may want to watch the volume if you have neighbours.  Lol

They engage in some full on anal action before the finale, a bukkake finish.

If you are in to BDSM, kink or fetish you will love this DVD, it has all the props and costumes to make your wet dream come true.  The lighting is excellent as I have come to expect with Tanya’s productions and there are plenty of closeup shots to savour and of course with the Cumshot Recap, Gallery and Trailers.

This production will hold a special place in my heart for years to cum because I was there on set for a day and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Featuring: Angel Long, Shay Hendrix, Rebecca More, Karlie Simom, Paige Turnah, Seb Cam, Ian Tate, Omar and Danny D who is infamous for his large dong.

You can buy this movie here.