May 162012
 
Twisted Tanya Hyde

Twisted Tanya Hyde

I’m slightly intrigued and excited at what this helping of kink may serve up for me as I study the front cover of the Twisted DVD a Harmony Films production from the Tanya Hyde stable.  Aside from the lovely latex clad beauties on the front there is one wearing what appears to be a horse’s head mask with a horse tail butt plug streaming from her asshole.

Kinky enough for ya?

And the rear cover of the DVD promises even more kink with an image of a guy wearing a skull mask, I know it’s a guy because he has a rather nice erection going on.  ;)

The other images depict acts of penetration which leave nothing to the imagination with a smattering of fetish wear including collars, leggings and peephole clothing.  I’m looking forward to watching this already!

Twisted has a runtime of 2 hours and 31 minutes which comprises of 5 scenes, Photo Gallery and Cum Shot Recap.

Let the fun begin…

I find the best days to get the most out of porn DVD’s are the ones which are dark and damp (ooh errr) when I can pull the curtains, slip out of my clothes and snuggle under the duvet toy in hand.

Yes, I did say toy in hand.  Most times I review I multi task and take a toy to bed with me and write up the copy later.  It’s also great to be able to use your sexual excitement positively, watching all this porn makes me as randy as fuck.

So on this particular Friday afternoon I was nicely snuggled warming my vibe between my legs as the DVD span up in the drive.  Rain was lashing against the window pane and I felt quite smug at being able to watch porn and wank as part of my day job.  ;)

Latex Lezzas opens with Rebecca More sat prostate in a medical chair wearing metallic blue leggings and a peephole top.  Sounds pretty normal up to now doesn’t it?

She is also wearing a gas mask and a heavy duty pair of nipple clamps with chain which playmate Jasmine Webb enjoys tugging.  Rebecca gets a good workout with a wand massager, a big black dildo and a metal butt plug before things move on a little.

A guy in a latex suit and gasmask enjoys the ministrations of both girls before being given a solo performance by Rebecca as Jasmine fucks her ass with a sturdy strap-on.  They all switch and she has a good anal rogering from latex guy before donning the strap on and giving Jasmine a good anal pounding.

Mr latex then steps up to the mark and fucks her ass before shooting his load over both of their expectant faces.

Black Santo commences in a cyber dungeon with Paige Turnah laying in a doctor’s chair dressed in black leather cupless bustier which shows off her ample breasts and a pair of fetish heels.  Does it for me.  ;)

In walks a masked guy with heavily striped clown type trousers and if I’m not mistaken it looks like Omar, I recognised his cock.  Lol

He soon gets to work warming Paige up with his tongue a steel dildo and a massager which are all put to good use, much to her approval.

She repays him by giving a thorough deep throating before being fucked reverse cowgirl, doggy and finally taking his spunk all over her awaiting face.

The Cell begins with Jay Snake suspended from the bars of his cell with and eager Seb Cam looking on from outside.  Then Liza Del Sierra turns up complete with crop and hat and it’s obvious who is in charge as she rubs Jay’s crotch.

Soon Liza is having her ass tongued by Seb and then she moves on to a little face sitting on Mr Snake.

If you are into anal this MFM scene is for you as Liza takes it hard up the arse in reverse cowgirl, doggy style and spitroast positions.  Couldn’t make my mind up if I should watch Jay’s cock or her ample bosom topped with delicious large brown nipples bouncing around.  ;)

Mr Snake finally looses his control whilst pile driving her pussy, shooting spunk between her legs which drips down her upended body.

And Seb Cam goes for a more conventional bukkake finish.

Chaos takes place in a dungeon with both Lexi Ward & Havana Sins caged and masturbating to each other before the guys appear.

Kai Taylor, or a least I thing it’s him sticks his cock through the cage and enjoys the oral skills of Lexi whilst Havana looks on frigging herself like crazy.  Then enters mystery guy number two and he promptly sticks his cock inside Lexi, she is now enjoying a caged spitroast.

The scene then moves on to Lexi lapping at Havana’s wet pussy as she sits in a chair before the guys appear once more to get to work on those tits and holes.  After a little double finger fucking we see the four of them line up for a bit of simultaneous cowgirl fuckery.  It has to be said I’m not a fan of synchronised sex.

A fuck-fest ensues with lots of fingering, tonguing assess and cunts and of course fucking all with some well light close-ups so you don’t miss out on any of the action.  And if you love tatts you will be in seventh heaven.

After all that ass and pussy pounding we get the familiar facial finish…sigh.

Fuck The Pony has the most bizarre opening with Michelle Moist sporting a horses head mask and a rather classy tail butt plug.  Karlie works Michelle’s pussy and clit as a figure with a skull mask and black cape watches from the corner.

I should point out at this point that the girls, both blonde, look great in their red and black basques with heels to match and when Karlie plants a kiss on Michelle’s butt cheek it stands out beautifully on her pale flesh.  Simply stunning visuals.

Karlie becons over the guy in the mask who is wearing a black Lycra all in one with his cock sticking out…how convenient as she aids his penetration of Michelle’s glistening pussy.  After warming up inside Michelle, Skeletor as I will refer to him moves on to fuck Karlie doggy style.

After slamming her cunt hard he pulls out and creams over her ass cheeks which made me salivate as I watched it drip down her ass crack.

Great care and an artistic eye has been given to the angles, lighting, content and outfits to make this a wonderful piece of BDSM kink with art house tones.

Featuring:  Rebecca More, Jasmine Webb, Lize Del Sierra, Paige Turnah, Karlie Simon, Michelle Moist, Lexi Ward & Hana Sins

Jan 082012
 
Dirty Little Club Sluts

Dirty Little Club Sluts

As I selected this DVD from the backlog sitting waiting for review on my desk I had mixed feelings.  It’s by Gazzman who in the past I haven’t particularly been a fan off though more recently his style had changed and I’ve enjoyed watching his productions.  A complete turn around, I think he may have matured slightly over the years or maybe he has read some of my scathing reviews and took my points on board.

Who knows, all I will say is that I am about to watch this production with an open mind and wet panties as I look at Megan Coxxx sat legs spread wide playing with her pussy.  ;)

From the images on the cover I can see that there looks like there could be some filthy girl girl action as well as the usual generous portions of cock.  There are a couple of names I haven’t come across before in the credits so I’m quite excited to find out what these guys perform like.

Pull those curtains, come sit on the bed and make yourself comfortable.  My jeans and panties are already on the floor, makes access so much easier.  ;)

As the video plays it becomes apparent that Dirty Little Club Sluts as been filmed in the style of a “fuck-u-mentary” with Megan starting the ball rolling so to speak.

In Scene 1 we follow her to her bedroom after she has a naughty half dressed cigarette on her balcony.  Moments later she is retrieving a rabbit vibe from her bedside draw and playing with it.  Then out comes the graduated glass balls dildo.  And yes I do know who makes that. I also couldn’t resist joining in with my own toy repository.  lol

After a little self pleasure she slips in to her little party dress and catches a cab where her partner James Deen is waiting.  They enter the club and the fun really begins.  I’ll leave the rest of the scene for you to discover for yourself.

That Megan Coxxx is pure filth…gotta love her!

Scene 2 finds us discovering why Megan’s friends Avril, Jess West and Nicole Sweet were late turning up for the club.  All three of them are semi naked and getting it on atop a four poster bead.

The girls finger fuck, suck, kiss and caress each other and then move on to some more serious play involving a double ender and a silicon dildo.

Each girl gets a turn with the toys and one another before a mass orgasm which leaves all the girls sated.  All I can say is let me at them (especially the one with the ample bossoms and I’ll show them how to use a double dong.  ;)

For Scene 3 we return to the club where one of Megan’s friends is providing a bit of a floor show on the bar whilst debauchery takes place all around her.  Would love to know where this club is.  Lol

She attracts plenty of attention from the guys who stand around her wanking whilst she continues to play with her pussy on the bar aided with the occasional lick and flick from the guys.

Then in walks Lou Chamelle who embraces her and kisses her deep and hard before disappearing in to another room with James in toe.  They are soon joined by Danny D and the action steps up a notch and they pull out their manhood and Lou takes turn sucking, licking and deep throating them.

Bet you can’t guess what happens next.  Lol  Yes, she ends up being double teamed by James and Danny who give her an unmerciful ramming in both holes before giving her a kneeling facial.  Would have preferred a different finish as this is the second time.

Kit takes us in to Scene 3 as she makes her way to the toilet, followed close behind by Tony De Sergio who she’s been looking at all night.

I don’t recall many items of clothing being shed before they were stood in the toilet cubicle stark bullock naked.  Well Tony was.  Lol

He gives Kit a good ramming in the doorway of the cubicle with her let placed high up on the wall so we get to see all the penetrative action and the up pussy shot.  He then leads her to the toilet where he takes a seat and she bounces up and down on his thick hard cock reverse cowgirl style.

All this comes to an end with yet another…yawn…bukkake scene.  Please Gazzman come up with something else for the final scene.

Megan gives us a little background information for Scene 3.  It seems that Tony had his girlfriend at the club the previous evening when he disappeared to fuck Kit and tonight he had brought his girlfriend back to wine and dine and…her.

Scene 5 with Tony De Sergio and Karlie Simon is the shortest.  In an empty club, they end up fucking on the table in one of the booths and guess what kind of finish we are treated to.  Lol  Not a very inspired scene but interesting surroundings.

This DVD is a good all rounder and is interestingly shot in a nightclub with good lighting and camera angles.  You could show it to your girlfriend if she doesn’t mind watching anal and would not find anything offensive about the production.

Could possible a good one for a first timer because the footage isn’t quite as intense being interspersed with Megan’s dialogue.  The whole concept works as a light hearted fuck fest party which will not intimidate a first timer to porn.

Dirty Little Club Sluts has a runtime of 1 hour 56 minutes and features a Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery and trailers.

Starring: Megan Coxxx, Avril, Jess west. Nicole Sweet, Lou Charmelle, Kit, Karlie Simon, Kai., Danny D. tony De Sergio and James Deen

You can buy this movie here.

Jun 032011
 
Girls Behaving Badly

Girls Behaving Badly

At last this long awaited production had dropped through my door and I couldn’t wait to take a look.  The rather aptly entitled DVD is full of promise featuring the gorgeous Shay Hendrix.

You may remember that this DVD holds a certain sentimentality for Alex and myself as we travelled down to London to be on set with Tanya Hyde for Shay and Omar’s scene.

We were in the same house as they filmed The Kings Speech featuring Colin Firth.  Shortly after the filming Alex and I went to the cinema to watch the film and were smiling through quite a lot of the scenes when recalling what happened in those rooms.  Lol

The DVD has a run time of 2 hours and 59 minutes, I’m sure they could have stretched it to 3 hours.  Lol  It features 5 naughty scenes and the usual Cumshot Recap and Photo Galleries for you to savour.

When you think of Tanya the first word that comes to mind is “fetish” and if that is your thing then you are in for a treat with Girls Behaving Badly as it’s got lashings of face masks, straight jackets and very nasty toys.  A perfect combination and all held together with wonderful photography, lighting and closeup shots of all the action.

Scene 1 starts of with Seb Cam being enslaved by Rebecca More.  She eventually turns up in a very nice red latex dress which leaves nothing to the imagination.

After making Seb earn his fuck Rebecca spreads her legs for a vigorous pussy fucking followed by enjoying taking a large glass dildo up her ass.  At this point it becomes apparent that Rebecca is not stranger to anal and she looks as if she is gagging for it.

Seb soon gets to work fucking Rebecca’s ass like a mad man, if you are in to anal you will enjoy this scene.

Still un-sated with the ass fucking she got from Seb, Rebecca then spreads her ass cheeks for the fucking machine to ram it to her good and hard whilst she gives Seb a gob job to finish him off..

Scene 2 opens with Angel Long tethered to a St Andrews cross, she doesn’t have to wait long before her capture, Omar arrives on the scene.

Angel is tongued in to submission by Omar who gives her ass and pussy a good licking out before he penetrates her ass with a glass baton.

The scene then hots up as a hooded guy arrives with a huge erection and they both take turns at fucking Angels hot pussy.

This lady really enjoys having hard cock in her ass as they both jump onboard for some sizzling DP action.  The action culminating in a wankathon finish which sees the hooded guy come in Olympic proportions as he shoots his load clear over Angels back and head to land on the floor in front of her.

I wish I knew who he was because he deserves a medal for that performance.  ;)

Scene 3 sees Paige Turnah, the daughter of Strap On Jane being cheuffered driven in her kinky leather strappy outfit to her den of iniquity.

She is then pussy tortured with an Hitachi Magic Wand style vibrator which incidentally I have reviewed.  You can read my review of it here.  Paige is then fucked with a long double ended steel dildo and finally when she is soaking wet she is fucked by Ian Tate who then ejaculates over her ample breasts.

Scene 4 features Shay Hendrix and is the scene Alex and I watched being filmed on our trip to London which you can read about on our site.  So this scene holds fond memories of a great day out on set with Tanya Hyde, Shay Hendrix, Omar and Seb Cam.  Oh and lets not forget that this DVD was filmed in the same house as The Kings Speech.

This is one of the weirdest I have seen.  It opens with Seb Cam strapped to a St Andrews cross wearing an Elvis mask and heels.  I kid you not.  Lol

Shay Hendrix appears, like a Spanish hussy wearing a fedora and with crop in hand and gives Seb a little blow job action before moving on to Omar who is prostrate on a bench wearing white leggings and boots.  Don’t ask me.

Omar gets a great blow job before Shay is fucked upside down in a chair.  That will be the one I was sat in only minutes before.  ;)

Both guys get to stick it in her pussy for a good round of swapsies before Seb comes on Shay’s round ass and Omar gives her a good facial. Shay looks incredibly hot throughout in a serious waspie corsette that I know Alex enjoyed on set.

Scene 5 involves a male slave and a queening chair which Karlie Simon spreads her pussy on for her eager hooded slave to lick out.  He then adorns a chin dildo and proceeds to fuck her wet pussy with it whilst Karlie vocalises her appreciation.  This girl is a moaner so you may want to watch the volume if you have neighbours.  Lol

They engage in some full on anal action before the finale, a bukkake finish.

If you are in to BDSM, kink or fetish you will love this DVD, it has all the props and costumes to make your wet dream come true.  The lighting is excellent as I have come to expect with Tanya’s productions and there are plenty of closeup shots to savour and of course with the Cumshot Recap, Gallery and Trailers.

This production will hold a special place in my heart for years to cum because I was there on set for a day and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Featuring: Angel Long, Shay Hendrix, Rebecca More, Karlie Simom, Paige Turnah, Seb Cam, Ian Tate, Omar and Danny D who is infamous for his large dong.

You can buy this movie here.