Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.
Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.
Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.
Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.
You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.
According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”
I started watching Wasted by British director Gazzman and couldn’t decide what category it fell into. Was it a mocumentary? Was it a spoof? Was it trying to be reality TV, but about porn and porn production?
I came to the conclusion that it’s what TV producers have taken to calling “Constructed Reality”. That is telling a story by carefully crafting a series of directed scenes, sometimes improvised, to tell a story as if it were happening for real. The director and the viewer form an unspoken agreement not to question this deceit. Through that metaphorical nod and wink we get to enjoy a rather extreme, R18 rated soap opera about some pretty out of control porn stars trying to make a movie despite them being depicted as having deep character flaws and mercurial behaviours.
We watch Brooklyn Lee, Angelina Valentine, Kelly Klass, Aiden Starr, Breanne Benson, James Deen, Nacho Vidal, Nick Manning, Danny Mountain and Tony De Sergio fight their respective daemons while they fuck for the camera.
James Deen is depicted as an alcoholic, steeling booze from sleeping vagrants and pissing on the windshield of an SUV while standing on the hood (it’s in the states OK, if he was in the UK it would be a windscreen and a bonnet :p)
Angelina Valentine is billed as a psychopath, and is pretty good at acting like a psycho diva for the purposes of the movie.
Nacho Vidal is apparently “Angry”, soooo he shouts a lot, throws a lot of things, breaks one camera of a journalist who wants to interview him and then fucks his co-star.
Nick Manning, “Pretty Boy Of Porn” doesn’t do humility, and he doesn’t get on with Nacho Vidal for the purposes of the DVD. He is only tamed when Aiden Starr has him gagged and strapped to a table. Apparently this scene isn’t for public release – oh dear, Gazzman seems to have forgotten and put it on the DVD.
In “Porn Couples” some nice use of gym equipment is used as we watch a porn couple row about a scene he did “behind her back” and then make up by fucking hard.
The end of the movie has Nacho Vidal scream into an underground parking lot at the studios, storm into the office and rant at the management. All very amusing.
If you know Gazzman’s work you know what the porn content of the movie will be like. Every position, every hole and lots of cum for you to enjoy. The settings are industrial and the fucking is vigorous and raw. Personally I liked Aiden Starr and Nick Manning’s scene best because it was different, a little kinky and playful in its execution. There’s more variety in this movie than in some of Gazzman’s output and the movie is better for it. The sex scenes are good, but it’s the movie as a whole that makes me tempted to say this is his best title yet.
The premise of this DVD is not entirely new but I’ve never seen it executed so well and to such good effect. There have been “reality” porn movies before but this one has a vitality and humour that means that I, a hater of soaps and constructed reality really enjoyed. This isn’t for everyone but you need to watch it to see that porn movies don’t have to have the budget of an epic to be different and entertaining.
As I selected this DVD from the backlog sitting waiting for review on my desk I had mixed feelings. It’s by Gazzman who in the past I haven’t particularly been a fan off though more recently his style had changed and I’ve enjoyed watching his productions. A complete turn around, I think he may have matured slightly over the years or maybe he has read some of my scathing reviews and took my points on board.
Who knows, all I will say is that I am about to watch this production with an open mind and wet panties as I look at Megan Coxxx sat legs spread wide playing with her pussy. 😉
From the images on the cover I can see that there looks like there could be some filthy girl girl action as well as the usual generous portions of cock. There are a couple of names I haven’t come across before in the credits so I’m quite excited to find out what these guys perform like.
Pull those curtains, come sit on the bed and make yourself comfortable. My jeans and panties are already on the floor, makes access so much easier. 😉
As the video plays it becomes apparent that Dirty Little Club Sluts as been filmed in the style of a “fuck-u-mentary” with Megan starting the ball rolling so to speak.
In Scene 1 we follow her to her bedroom after she has a naughty half dressed cigarette on her balcony. Moments later she is retrieving a rabbit vibe from her bedside draw and playing with it. Then out comes the graduated glass balls dildo. And yes I do know who makes that. I also couldn’t resist joining in with my own toy repository. lol
After a little self pleasure she slips in to her little party dress and catches a cab where her partner James Deen is waiting. They enter the club and the fun really begins. I’ll leave the rest of the scene for you to discover for yourself.
That Megan Coxxx is pure filth…gotta love her!
Scene 2 finds us discovering why Megan’s friends Avril, Jess West and Nicole Sweet were late turning up for the club. All three of them are semi naked and getting it on atop a four poster bead.
The girls finger fuck, suck, kiss and caress each other and then move on to some more serious play involving a double ender and a silicon dildo.
Each girl gets a turn with the toys and one another before a mass orgasm which leaves all the girls sated. All I can say is let me at them (especially the one with the ample bossoms and I’ll show them how to use a double dong. 😉
For Scene 3 we return to the club where one of Megan’s friends is providing a bit of a floor show on the bar whilst debauchery takes place all around her. Would love to know where this club is. Lol
She attracts plenty of attention from the guys who stand around her wanking whilst she continues to play with her pussy on the bar aided with the occasional lick and flick from the guys.
Then in walks Lou Chamelle who embraces her and kisses her deep and hard before disappearing in to another room with James in toe. They are soon joined by Danny D and the action steps up a notch and they pull out their manhood and Lou takes turn sucking, licking and deep throating them.
Bet you can’t guess what happens next. Lol Yes, she ends up being double teamed by James and Danny who give her an unmerciful ramming in both holes before giving her a kneeling facial. Would have preferred a different finish as this is the second time.
Kit takes us in to Scene 3 as she makes her way to the toilet, followed close behind by Tony De Sergio who she’s been looking at all night.
I don’t recall many items of clothing being shed before they were stood in the toilet cubicle stark bullock naked. Well Tony was. Lol
He gives Kit a good ramming in the doorway of the cubicle with her let placed high up on the wall so we get to see all the penetrative action and the up pussy shot. He then leads her to the toilet where he takes a seat and she bounces up and down on his thick hard cock reverse cowgirl style.
All this comes to an end with yet another…yawn…bukkake scene. Please Gazzman come up with something else for the final scene.
Megan gives us a little background information for Scene 3. It seems that Tony had his girlfriend at the club the previous evening when he disappeared to fuck Kit and tonight he had brought his girlfriend back to wine and dine and…her.
Scene 5 with Tony De Sergio and Karlie Simon is the shortest. In an empty club, they end up fucking on the table in one of the booths and guess what kind of finish we are treated to. Lol Not a very inspired scene but interesting surroundings.
This DVD is a good all rounder and is interestingly shot in a nightclub with good lighting and camera angles. You could show it to your girlfriend if she doesn’t mind watching anal and would not find anything offensive about the production.
Could possible a good one for a first timer because the footage isn’t quite as intense being interspersed with Megan’s dialogue. The whole concept works as a light hearted fuck fest party which will not intimidate a first timer to porn.
Dirty Little Club Sluts has a runtime of 1 hour 56 minutes and features a Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery and trailers.
Starring: Megan Coxxx, Avril, Jess west. Nicole Sweet, Lou Charmelle, Kit, Karlie Simon, Kai., Danny D. tony De Sergio and James Deen
Being an adult blogger for the past 6 years now I was intrigued with the title of this production from the Gazzman stable. I’m guessing the girls won’t be writing about their holidays in this DVD. Lol
I’m guessing this will be more of an online webcam kind of DVD with some dirty chat thrown in by lets give it a go and see. 😉
Scene1 has an original start with Zoe Voss having a wet dream and being woken by her roomie who then precedes to grope her with explorative hands. She wakes to be offered the girls boyfriend to finish her off and is given a good workout with The Super Silicone Rechargeable Vibrator I reviewed here.
Girl goes for shower and is joined by the girls “real” boyfriend who in my opinion is a little too old for her but hey if you get off on the older guy younger girl thing this will be right up your street.
Needless to say he fucks her relentlessly in an unimaginative shower scene with wank off finish.
Scene 2 hits the spot for me. Visualise a guy stood wanking off wearing only a shirt in front a wide screen television which appears to be showing a Young Harlots DVD of with an MMF scene taking place. This guy now calls girlfriend who is en route to his place in the back of a car sans panties.
You guys can fill in the rest with your imaginations but by the tine she gets there they are both ready for it. After a little foreplay including toe sucking for the guy (kinky!) they get down to some serious anal action which starts with Jynx Maze taking a large pink dildo up her ass and leads on to a deep and dirty power driver session.
And all this is just for starters because Jynx Maze is an anal fiend and can’t get enough stuffed up her ass and creamed over her pouting anus. This will delight all you anal fiends out there.
However there is one slight trade off for all this anal debaucher, the girl never shuts her bloody mouth all the way through the scene and I found myself lowering the volume, you may find this helpful too unless you are in to repetitive narration.
Scene 3 is set in the bathroom and sees Alyssa Branch making a little homemade porn with her guy. They both work their way through a succession of hard-surface sexual positions which at times look both uncomfortable and occasionally precarious but is easy to clean up afterwards.
Or is that just my practical mind? Lol
I’m afraid this is another rather predictable and uninspired scene with a bukkake finish and I’m still waiting to find out where the “Blog” part of this comes in. I’m starting to think that it has just been used to make it attractive to a certain type of viewer but we’ll see.
Scene 4 promises to be interesting as far as scenario’s go. Three girls are having a night in and during the evening one of them confesses to having been with the other girl’s guy. As a form of punishment for the estranged boyfriend the other two girls decide to strip her naked and watch her masturbate.
Sounds good so far but hardly punishment.
Anyway they eventually step up the action offering her a butt plug to fuck herself with. Somebody really ought to advise on toy usage on these shoots. Lol The other two girls engage in a bit of mutual masturbation and munching with another butt plug deployed as a dildo.
Meanwhile the other girl has now found herself a candy pink dildo to play with and they all bring each other off.
Hmmm, where was the punishment? It did make for a reasonable girl on girl scene though.
Scene 5 sees Lily La Beau become the unsuspecting focus of a homemade porn shoot. Under the pretence of offering Lily a shoulder to cry on her male counterpart sets up a camera to video his attempt at bedding her and successful.
After a little reassurance it’s not long before he is fucking her on top of the bed and the unsuspecting Lily is given a good screwing by her deceptive male counterpart.
All scenes on the DVD are well produced, the lighting and film quality is excellent and even some of the scenarios are original and good it’s just a shame that more thought wasn’t given to some of them. Overall this does make a good couples film if you don’t mind the now required finger sucking, chin grabbing and pussy slapping, which I incidentally dislike.
The DVD is set over 5 scenes and offers the usual Galleries, Cumshot Recap and Trailers as Additional Features.
I still have to find out what this DVD has to do with blogging because apart from the brief appearance of a laptop the Internet played no part in the story at all.
Featuring: Alyssa Branch, Jynx Maze, Zoe Voss, Lily La Beau, Chole, Sarah Jaymes, Hayden Winter, James Deen, Marco Banderas and Tony De Sergio. As usual the guys don’t get a mention against each scene so I can’t tell you which ones they were in but the guy in Scene 2 is cute. 😉
As they say on the front cover of this DVD “sex is hotter at work” and as a fellow participant myself I couldn’t agree more. Ask me sometime just what I got up to with Alex at the office where we first met. 😉
You may have gathered that all the scenes are set in an office environment and very convincing they are too, I think real offices have been used for most if not all of the scenes. Perhaps there may be a follow up DVD to this entitled what the cleaner saw. Lol
If you like your babes stacked, suited and ready to fuck on every available worksurface, then you will love this one. All the scenes are well lit and capture each position well but I sometimes found myself wanting to see more of the action in a close up shot.
Busty Office Milfs has a runtime of 145 minutes and comprises of 5 scenes of MF action with no bonus features, just straight workplace fucking action.
The first scene features the delectable Rayleen who has no problems in communicating with the phone guy who she summons to repair her telephone. It’s not long before she’s slipping out of that tight skirt suit to reveal some sexy violet underwear and grappling for his tool.
I thoroughly enjoyed watching her ample breasts bounce as the phone guy fucked her on the desk in all manner of positions. The pearl necklace she was wearing was a prelude to the bukkake finish to the scene.
The scene with Maxxie Maddron has an unusual setting, the warehouse but one which could quite easily happen. She takes advantage of her office junior so he can get a raise and she gets to enjoy one from him.
She makes no secret of the fact that he is adequately packing her as she vocalises her enjoyment. I assume the rest of the staff were on a lunchbreak. 😉
A nice touch with the stocking being used as a gag I thought.
Another bukkake finish and back to work.
Diamond Foxxx has a problem with her figures but not with the tight little pinstripe suit holding back her cleavage, although I did expect a button to come flying off towards the camera any minute. She calls up her work colleague to come over to her desk and check out her figures and it’s not long before he’s giving them a good going over and fucking the hell out of Diamond.
This scene features some good ball licking and cunnilingus which culminate in the guy being ball deep inside this busty blonde. I particularly enjoyed the rather unusual use of the desk in this scene and the guy creaming over her pussy as opposed to the face which most of the scenes feature.
Sienna West needs a little help from the IT guy. Perhaps she needs shoe horning her immense titties in to her jacket. 😉 The poor guy tries his best to remedy the situation whilst being persuaded by the horny Sienna and her cleavage. Wow! Is that single button on her jacket under stress?
He makes all the right male to female connections and has her moaning like a whore as he takes her in every position with the addition of the occasional cheeky spank. Between fuckings I must say Miss West gives incredible head, made me wish I was a guy. 😉
The final scene sees Victoria Valentina teasing Mark Wood, the dirty cow. It’s not long before she’s unbuttoning her blouse and revealing her large boobs with proportionately sized brown nipples and areolas. Mark cannot resist any longer and gets to work on her.
At this point I became distracted with the thought of Mark Woods socks. I know that sounds a little weird, it’s not a fetish of mine. It goes back to the early days of our porn viewing. We used to watch a lot of Zero Tolerance films and Mark was in their stable of “reliables”.
Back then he always shot in his white socks, never took them off and it used to make me laugh. Now some years later I was eager to see if he still wore white and if he still left them on. Lol
It only took a few minutes to discover the answer. Yes, he does still keep them on but the colour has now been updated to black. J Once I had satisfied myself with the answer I could watch the scene in earnest and I must say Victoria is a real cock hound.
She really did make Mark get his socks dirty and Miss Valentina’s face.
Overall a good production but I did miss the odd anal scene but then again that’s just me.
Featuring: Rayleen, Maxxie Maddron, Diamond Foxxx, Sienna West, Victoria Valentina and now for the guys who I can’t attribute to any scenes as they aren’t billed on them, Mr Pete, James Deen, Seth Gamble and Mark Wood
Gazzman’s “Young Harlots School Trip” has a lot in common with many film franchises from mainstream cinema and continues the Young Harlots series that pop up regularly from Harmony, one of the UK’s most prominent adult production houses. Like mainstream films it extends a series with consumer appeal and excellent brand recognition.
This particular instalment of the series has a one line premise “Lexi has been a good girl and is sent away to the states as a reward”. As you might imagine this is where Lexi gets bad. There follows 3 hours and 5 minutes of slightly over-aged school girls demonstrating every sexual position the director can get them to try.
The kinky attractions of grown-up girls pretending to be schoolgirls is undoubted and the outfits alone are a favourite with many men. What’s lacking here is the faux innocence that also ads to the fantasy, especially when played out between consenting adults – that is the knowledge that the woman who’s about to have her brains fucked out may be wearing the same uniform she wore in the sixth form – but that was a few years ago and she’s learned a lot since then …
So what we are left with is a DVD with no atmosphere and, flimsy collegiate pretence aside, no real plot either. The scenes progress and do their best to cover all the required elements of an adult movie. If you like predictable, mechanical porn film then this one will be perfect. There’s little narrative to get in the way of the fucking and no surprises when it comes to the sex.
The DVD extras are unimaginative comprising a cum shot recap and photo gallery.
This DVD will sell to lovers of the Young Harlots series and to buyers browsing the shelves of the adult stores because of the title.
You will not find anything in this DVD that you can’t find elsewhere. However the production values are pretty good, video quality and technical execution the same and in those respects at least it’s better than the raft of cheaply produced films with similar content.