Nov 012012
 
Mind Fuck by Scarlett Revell

Mind Fuck by Scarlett Revell

Porn debuts of any kind, be they performance or directorial can be a little shaky so it’s with a certain trepidation that I place this DVD in the player and wait for the menu to appear. Mind Fuck is the first DVD by Scarlett Revell and as a new director entering a crowded market, competing against so much free content will it make you want to go out and spend your hard earned wonga?

Top billing in this movie goes to Skin Diamond but despite being the predominant performer she is not the only star. Scarlett has pulled some great performances out of the assembled cast to conjure up a twisted vision of a “sick” girl in an institution whose illness centres around her extreme and rampant sexual desires.

Beginning with a hot and hard three-girl scene involving Skin Diamond, two sexy nurses and a mean looking strap-on dildo the viewer is taken on a trip into a sick institution, or is it a twisted mind. The truth is we don’t know because as each scene unfolds you are exposed to what appears to be different aspects of Skin Diamond’s psyche manifested through hard core sex scenes. Is she dreaming or is she insane. You’ll find yourself not caring because every scene is acted out rather well (especially for an adult movie!).

There is story here, in as much as any purely adult movie has a story these days and your concept of sanity is played with a little too. I was really surprised that the first scene didn’t fall foul of the BBFC rules about depicting consensual sex when it began but it looks like the censors had their common sense heads on when they rated this movie because a few minutes in and the intro depicting Skin Diamond’s reluctance gives way to a hot three girl scene. There are lots of close-ups, lots of filthy language and most importantly as much girl on girl action as you could wish for.

As you watch the big dicks, hot chicks and freaky scenarios unfold – and you realise that this new director is one twisted bitch. What’s even better is that she can make good adult movies. Checking the credits you can see that the film was both directed and edited by Scarlett. This is just the sort of different and edgy porn that we need to see more of, safe porn scenarios don’t work anymore, they’ve all been done. Imaginative pornography is the way to separate the professional productions from the dreary low quality dross out there and this production has that imagination in spades. We don’t need 35mm film to prove a director can direct and that performers can perform, HD video works just fine and the combination of the freaky Dutch angles and Scarlett’s editing really work.

This film isn’t perfect, the acting is good for a porn movie but a bit wooden at times however it is by no means the worst I’ve seen in an adult movie so that’s a minor criticism.

So go out, get hold of a copy of this movie on VoD or DVD from your local adult store and when you’ve been suitably impressed by Scarlett Revell’s Mind Fuck keep an eye out for her next twisted offering.

Featuring: Skin Diamond, Scarlett Revell, Mae Myers, Adrianna Luna, Celeste Star, Jayden Lee, Brooklyn Lee, Tony De Sergio

Jul 012012
 
The Cult

The Cult

Gazzman brings us an atmospheric tale of submission and domination in this offering from the Harmony stable. Featuring more kink than some might be used to this is essentially a high quality fuck fest that most will find irresistible. It is a quality outing for the assembled cast of hot and horny harlots brought together for the DVD. Megan Coxxx, Linet Slag, Skin Diamond, Valentina and Yaiza Del Mar are dressed and undressed in hot underwear and beg to be satisfied in a darkly themed title which promises deviant fun from the opening shot.

Kicking off with a three girl scene Skin Diamond, Megan Coxx and Valentina enjoy each other and a whole bunch of toys in a whole host of holes. There’s strap-on action, and all orifices are filled with tongues and sex toys. This is a tour de force in what three girls can get up to with imagination, some toys and no guys around.

Throughout the DVD the girls seem to have the upper hand, even when Linet Slag is being double-teamed by a pair of large cocks she is the one calling the shots, demanding satisfaction and getting it.

The guys take second place, being teased and toyed with then used as sex objects for the gratification of the insatiable girls. It’s a really nice take on the idea of submission, emphasising the quest for pleasure in a ruthless yet playful way that a pure BDSM title you might see from a “specialist” producer of S & M titles would be unable to create.

Each of the female performers is excellent in this title in their own way. Megan Coxx’s distinctive accent is natural and commanding when she’s instructing her bitches in the best way to satisfy her wanton needs. Skin Diamond sparkles out as a naturally capricious dominant, petite, exotic and so very demanding. Linet Slag makes sure she gets the hard banging she needs. Valentina’s solo section is particularly horny with some genuine feeling and indeed acting thrown in. Finally Yaiza Del Mar in her sexy red underwear just makes you sit up and pay attention, or should that be stand to attention ;-)

The direction, photography and sound in this DVD is great pretty much throughout. The final scene (Yaiza Del Mar) seems to have a slightly lower quality feel to the video and seems a bit shorter than the rest, which is a pity because she’s hot and very naughty, biting away at her guy, or should it be victim’s cock.

Incidental music is rather good too, sometimes inappropriate and often jarring on cheaper productions The Cult’s choice of music was excellent. The story telling, though of course restricted to the scene setting and inter-scene titles does attempt to create an atmosphere. Now while I wouldn’t call the scenes as deeply atmospheric as the previous occult-themed title from Gazman “Satan’s Whore” the inference is there.

Don’t expect “Satan’s Whore 2” in terms of atmosphere but do enjoy some gorgeous horny girls getting their sexual gratification in any way they want. And don’t dare say no to them!

 

 

Jun 082012
 
Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials

Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials

Who said porn doesn’t have a story anymore? Whoever it was didn’t know what they were talking about because this DVD most definitely does!

Danny D is a sex toy salesman under pressure to sell more sex toys because his firm isn’t doing too well. His car breaks down just outside the gates of the school for Young Harlot’s. Through a slightly contrived case of mistaken identity he’s invited inside by the schools filthy, eye patch wearing nurse Shay Hendrix so she can use his “visual aids” for her new style sex-ed class. Nurse Hendrix’s technique includes encouraging the girls to deep throat dildos and then fucking them both vigorously with a strap-on. While not being rogered hard the girls indulge themselves with each other and the toys Danny left lying around. One of the most intense sections of the scene is Brooklyn Lee being anally fucked by Shay while Ruth Medina frigs her clit with a Hitachi Magic Wand.

When Danny D happens across one of the other students (Victoria Blaze) having a crafty smoke he soon engages in conversation about the contents of his bulging sample case and … you can guess what happens next. Two dildos are applied and the naturally talented eastern European “student” is vigorously “educated”. The girl is not entirely innocent; We know this because she carries her own lube around with her!

Soon the student has a dildo in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass and a big black rubber cock in her mouth. Danny however has something far more useful than a piece of plastic, his legendary cock. Danny takes her doggy with the butt plug still inside her. Soon he’s pushing that prodigious cock up her ass, a big ask for a small woman. Then it’s on to ATM and a good deal of ball sucking before reverse cowgirl then back to anal.

Danny’s pop-shot is a never ending shower of cum, covering her from pussy to the top of her head.

When the school’s headmaster (George Uhl) finds student Linet Slag – yes that is her name – bathing he shoves a butt plug up her ass without any form of pre-amble and gets her to suck his hard cock. Doggy action in the bath follows, getting more vigorous when the butt plug is removed. They slip into the leather chair next to the tub and Linet is fucked reverse cowgirl, vaginally and anally by George.

Linet proceeds to rim George and after some more cowgirl and a precarious anal pounding on the edge of the bath, then again in the chair receives George’s cum on her belly and tits.

When Victoria Blaze and Kristina Crystalis start to play with the sex toys that our favourite sex toy salesman has left lying around Headmaster George really gets stuck in to both of them – you know what I’m saying ;-) George Uhl, how many different ways are there to fuck a pair of women dressed as sixth formers?

The final scene on the DVD sees Danny D’s sex toy salesman cornered by the school’s headmaster and told in no uncertain terms that he has only one way to escape the wrath of the assembled masters – A show and tell demonstration of his sex toys on Kristina Crystalis.

A couple of fingers, some lube and a huge butt plug later the teachers all take turns in filling the willing young pupils holes, allowing the sex toy salesman to make his escape.

Having been on set when this DVD was made I have to admit to having a soft spot for the production. The movie does have a plot, though don’t expect any crazy twists as the action’s pretty linear. This is porn after all. But it is nice to see the effort that’s gone into the construction of a quality porn DVD.

Personal highlights for me include Shay Hendrix’s naughty nurse and Brooklyn Lee’s filthy schoolgirl. I got picture of both of them on set and perhaps my favourite was Brooklyn Lee playing with her Skittles. No that’s not a euphemism :-)

A great addition to the Young Harlot’s series of films distinguished by its plot, some great acting from Danny D (who is an utter professional on set) and the hottest costume in a Young Harlots movie to date Shay’s eye patch wearing school nurse.

Buy Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials Here.

Featuring: Victoria Blaze, Linet Slag, Brooklyn Lee, Shay Hendrix, Ruth Medina, Kristina Crystalis, Danny D, George Uhl, Kai Taylor, Seth Strong

 

May 282012
 
Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac

Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac

From the very beginning this DVD had a lot to live up to. The nymphomaniac series is one of Gazzman’s strongest and has featured some incredibly sexy models. How does it compare with its predecessors? Read on to find out ;-)

To create a great porn DVD you need to bring together all the right elements – concept, location, direction, camera, lighting, production and the performers.

The concept has been proven by earlier titles from Harmony Films in this series. The location is incredibly eclectic yet forms an atmospheric backdrop to the hard core action without being distracting. The direction? Well this is a Gazzman film and as we’ve said in previous reviews his output seems to improve with every DVD which hits our doormat as his creative flair is given more and more freedom. I wonder if he knows I’m a sucker for pulling focus and Dutch angles?

Camera work is by the “G” man himself, the lighting, sound and post production by his very capable team.

All this is starting to sound like a huge suck-up isn’t it? Well it’s only a suck-up if it isn’t true. Having watched this movie from beginning to end I’m struggling to hold back the superlatives.

Now on to the star performer and her make-up/hair. I’ve met Brooklyn Lee in person and she’s hot, but in this movie you need a fire extinguisher to hand. It’s something about what happens to her when you point a camera at her. The combination of script her sparkling personality, dark hair and darker makeup that ticked all the boxes for me.

To give you a taste of what you’ll find in Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac I can tell you that the scenes are titled:

  1. I Just Love To Take Control
  2. Real Whores Love Being Dirty
  3. Sex With A Woman Is Great But …
  4. Stretch Her Pussy Big Dick
  5. I Love Anal Sex Because

You’ll see boy-girl, 3-girl, two guys on one girl, DP, spit-roast … I could go on but use your imagination because there’s something for everyone. Including a double cum shot from the amazing Mr Danny D. The quality ranges from very good to utterly captivating and all of them are packed with hot sex. (Including sex toys and hot wax at one point!)

Yes, there are flaws of course. The incidental music sometimes seemed like it was stock audio, then again not many porn movies have custom scores. This really doesn’t detract from your enjoyment because when you’re watching the action the audio isn’t what you tend to pay attention to.

Often I’ll go into detail about the scenes, I didn’t for a good reason. You need to see this movie for yourself as it’s the best one I’ve reviewed this year so far.

Featuring Brooklyn Lee, Lou Lou, Linet Slag, Samantha Bently, Ruth Medina, Jess West, Danny D, George Uhl, Dirty Dog

You can buy Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac here soon.

Mar 082012
 
Fallen Angelz Tanya Hyde

Fallen Angelz Tanya Hyde

I’ve been extremely busy lately and fallen behind on my DVD viewing and reviewing.  What geed me up in to taking up my role as Jonathon Ross was the delivery yesterday was a box of 22 DVD’s to add to the ever growing pile.

So in an attempt to pull my finger out.  Oooh err, I thought I better crack on.  And Fallen Angelz a Tanya Hyde productions stood, especially as I noted Jay Snakes listed in the credits at the bottom of the front cover.  ;)

It looks from the front cover as if in true Tanya style there is going to be plenty of kink as I spot Jay Snake being a pony boy and also wearing a hood.

Load up the DVD whilst I pull the curtains, I don’t think this is a DVD to share with the neighbours.  Lol

The dvd contains 5 scenes with a runtime of 3 hours and 17 minutes including Comeshot Recap and Galleries.

Man On A Chain

We see sizzling Syren Sexton descending some stairs and making her way to her slave who happens to be Jay Snakes.  Syren looks bewitching in an open fronted gown stockings and heels whilst Jay looks vulnerable chained by his collar to the wall and the slightly whited out visuals fit in with this fetish scene.

Syren takes up a seat and enjoys teasing him sat on a chair, fingering her pussy and then using a large bent glass dildo.  Meanwhile he is tugging at his chains to reach her.

Eventually Jay is freed and his Mistress bridles him and rides him around the room, finally chaining him to the wall once more.  Very naughty.  She gives him a very indepth throating, almost taking in his full length, which is quite some feat.  ;)

She is then given a jolly good licking, finger fucking and expertly rimmed by Jay before the fucking begins and Syren raises to her knees and climbs on board for a bit of reverse cowgirl action.  They work through the usual fuck positions before Jay wanks over Syren’s open mouth.

No anal in this scene guys but Syren is a great fuck.

Painted Lady

Sophia Valentine climbs the stairs wearing only a pair of leopard spotted heels, a pair of nipple clamps and a collar.  Good start so far.  She then finds Ian Tate rather handily on the stair, unzips him and gives him one hell of a blowjob, how did you get it in to the hilt?

Up on the landing she is greeted  by Tony De Sergio, dressed just like Ian in a smart suit and trilby, very CMNF.  ;)  Some great close ups of Sophia looking up doe eyed with her mouth full.

She gets a very good eating out whilst trying to swallow Mr Tate, then she flips over to received Tony’s cock in her pussy.  He fucks her for a while before inserting a metal butt plug inside her in preparation for her anal fuck.

We then see Sophia on her back legs shackled and in the air as Iain fucks her cunt then her ass with some great camera angles thrown in.  The scene wraps with Tony spurting thick ribbons of come onto Sophia’s chin which hand down like a beard.  Then finally Iain squirts copious amounts of jiz all over her, some even going in her eye, that’s going to sting.

I Spit On Your Cock

Rebecca More & Scarlett March are dressed very nicely in leather bustiers and thigh high boots for this scene which sees Rebecca teasing scarlet with a rabbit vibrator as she sits on a fetish bench.

The action then moves to the queening chair where Rebecca gets to eat her out and rim her ass and Rebecca is determined to get the most out of it as bounces up and down on the chair.

Rebecca then makes her way downstairs to the gimp or should we say Omar tied to a St Davids cross complete with rubber hood.  She soon gets to work on his hard cock sucking it like a bitch, then her friend Scarlet joins in the action.

Rebeccas ass takes a pounding as she reverse cowgirls him, then the spreader bar comes out and she is being given some deep anal wearing a spreader bar on her ankles.

Then Omar pluges Scarlett’s cunt before finishing himself off once again in Rebecca’s ass and pulling out to give them both a sticky facial.

Women Beat Their Men

Cathy Heaven wearing a very nice backless and bottom less strapy number in latex has Jay Snakes shackles and supended from the ceiling.  She proceeds to flog him and this was a proper flogging, you should see his back.  Lol

She then unleashes the beast and starts to devour it inch by inch and amazingly manages to take all of him in as her nose presses against his pubis.  Next she subjects him to having his penis sucked in a vaccum pump.  Dirty girl.

Not content with that, she uses a violet wand on his cock between sucks this then leads in to new latex outfits and a chin dildo mask, collar and chains.  Kinky enough for you yet?  ;)

Jay then gets her is a spreader bar and various other pieces of BDSM equipment fucking her pussy and ass until coming down her left cheek in several spirts.

Stir Crazy

Tony and Iain have Coco Charnelle imprisoned and are keeping a watchful eye over her as she sits open legged in knee high boots and a leather bustier fingering herself.  She then sets about fucking herself with a very naughty large cocked latex bear.  Don’t ask.  Lol

They attend her cell and after a good wank and a suck the guys get to fuck her both ends with their truncheons.  Well Iain has a black one but Tony uses his cock.  They take turns being fucked and sucked as they spitroast Coco.  Keep an eye out for the metal hook.

And once again we have a bukkake finish, not my favourite and a bit repetitive, would have preferred a little variety but a good production if you are in to your kinks and one which some porn newbies may like.

Typical of a Tanya Hyde production the scenes are imaginatively light, the camera work excellent and plenty of close ups for dirty cows like me.

Featuring: Sofia Valentine, Syren Sexton, Cathy Heaven, Coco Charnelle, Rebecca More, Sxarlett March, Ian Tate, Jay Snakes, Omar and Tony De Sergio
You can buy this movie here.

 

Feb 082012
 
Gazzman Wasted

Gazzman Wasted

I started watching Wasted by British director Gazzman and couldn’t decide what category it fell into. Was it a mocumentary? Was it a spoof? Was it trying to be reality TV, but about porn and porn production?

I came to the conclusion that it’s what TV producers have taken to calling “Constructed Reality”. That is telling a story by carefully crafting a series of directed scenes, sometimes improvised, to tell a story as if it were happening for real. The director and the viewer form an unspoken agreement not to question this deceit. Through that metaphorical nod and wink we get to enjoy a rather extreme, R18 rated soap opera about some pretty out of control porn stars trying to make a movie despite them being depicted as having deep character flaws and mercurial behaviours.

We watch Brooklyn Lee, Angelina Valentine, Kelly Klass, Aiden Starr, Breanne Benson, James Deen, Nacho Vidal, Nick Manning, Danny Mountain and Tony De Sergio fight their respective daemons while they fuck for the camera.

James Deen is depicted as an alcoholic, steeling booze from sleeping vagrants and pissing on the windshield of an SUV while standing on the hood (it’s in the states OK, if he was in the UK it would be a windscreen and a bonnet :p)

Angelina Valentine is billed as a psychopath, and is pretty good at acting like a psycho diva for the purposes of the movie.

Nacho Vidal is apparently “Angry”, soooo he shouts a lot, throws a lot of things, breaks one camera of a journalist who wants to interview him and then fucks his co-star.

Nick Manning, “Pretty Boy Of Porn” doesn’t do humility, and he doesn’t get on with Nacho Vidal for the purposes of the DVD. He is only tamed when Aiden Starr has him gagged and strapped to a table. Apparently this scene isn’t for public release – oh dear, Gazzman seems to have forgotten and put it on the DVD.

In “Porn Couples” some nice use of gym equipment is used as we watch a porn couple row about a scene he did “behind her back” and then make up by fucking hard.

The end of the movie has Nacho Vidal scream into an underground parking lot at the studios, storm into the office and rant at the management. All very amusing.

If you know Gazzman’s work you know what the porn content of the movie will be like. Every position, every hole and lots of cum for you to enjoy. The settings are industrial and the fucking is vigorous and raw. Personally I liked Aiden Starr and Nick Manning’s scene best because it was different, a little kinky and playful in its execution. There’s more variety in this movie than in some of Gazzman’s output and the movie is better for it. The sex scenes are good, but it’s the movie as a whole that makes me tempted to say this is his best title yet.

The premise of this DVD is not entirely new but I’ve never seen it executed so well and to such good effect. There have been “reality” porn movies before but this one has a vitality and humour that means that I, a hater of soaps and constructed reality really enjoyed. This isn’t for everyone but you need to watch it to see that porn movies don’t have to have the budget of an epic to be different and entertaining.

Nice one Gazzman.
You can buy this movie here.

 

Featuring: Brooklyn Lee, Angelina Valentine, Kelly Klass, Aiden Starr, Breanne Benson, James Deen, Nacho Vidal, Nick Manning, Danny Mountain , Tony De Sergio

Feb 242011
 
Anal Debauchery 2

Anal Debauchery 2

The first Anal Debauchery was reviewed by Alex and it comprised of 10 scenes over two disks.  This time round there is just one disk and 5 scenes.  But there is one distinct and very welcome change this time round.

Gazzman seems to have changed direction and become everything I ever wanted him to be.  This shocked me as I’m used to his slightly misogynistic style and this DVD breaks the mould.  I have to say that in the DVD he has produced possibly the best work I have seen him create to date and totally blown me away.

These five scenes are filmed with moody black and white overtones, he plays with light to induce intimacy and disorientation to give a further dimension to his scenes.  A total transformation from the usual cut and thrust, grope and fuck style of Gazzman.

The scenes are all well thought through and imaginative, and the girls very attractive natural beauties the perfect combination for a good porn DVD.  ;)    One thing which did puzzle me is that the named scenes are all under the header of “True Love Is” which makes me think this production could have been re-titled for impact.

Romance

I loved the Heathcliffe style start to this scene.  Hot guy in jodhpurs making his way across the windy hills to be with his girl.  There goes me sounding like an old romantic.  Lol

His Kathy or should I say Morgan Moon is a delight on the eye and as with all the girls on this DVD she has a natural pair of boobs.  I just wish Tony had spent more time playing with them.

There is nice use of a shots glass in this scene and you will have to watch it to find out what that is, I’ll not spoil your viewing by telling you all the dirty details.

I will add that the squeaky table added a touch of reality to the opportunistic scene.

Another Woman

This scene is based on a guy cheating on his partner and slipping out of the house to meet her.  The guy pulls up outside a rather nicely light glass house where his other woman is waiting for him on a bench.

The lighting in this scene makes it look like the moonlight is cascading down on them through the glass.  It’s very intimately shot and Melanie enjoys being put through her paces, complete with lovely jiggly boobs and an unusually hairy pussy.

Revenge

This had to be my favourite scene because of it’s unusual opening scene.  Two girls are lezzing it up and videoing themselves for the girls boyfriend.  It’s a wonderful revenge theme with a twist, I’ll say no more but excellently executed.

Honey Damon has her ass fucked good and proper with the odd dip in to her pussy, this is a good anal scene for you ass worshippers out there.

Submission

Blindfolded Leona Queen is led by a leash in to a room with two guys waiting to use and abuse her.  As expected she gets double teamed by the guys, with lots of ass to pussy and double penetrative action.  All finished off with a creamy topping all over her ass cheeks.

This is probably the least creative scene, we’ve seen the slut does both guys too much for this to stand out.

Anal Debauchery

This scene begins Ian Scott taking a shower and having a  quick wank whilst his partner is applying makeup in the adjoining bedroom.  She then ventures in to the bathroom where he is already out of the shower.  She steps in to the bath, she’ll mess up that freshly applied makeup.

Ian then inserts a lube applicator up her ass as she rests on the bath side.  It looks as if it is going to go everywhere and I’m thinking there is about to be a health and safety issue in this scene.  Bathroom floor plus water and lube…not a good mix.  There could be a cock up later.  :)

Once fully lubed up he proceeds to fuck anally and vaginally all over the bathroom fixtures and fittings, finally coming all over her pussy.  Guess she’ll need that bath now.

This was a great DVD for variety and content, certainly a must if you like your anal but not one to watch with you partner if they haven’t seen porn before.

Featuring: Norgan Moon, Melanie, Leona Queen, Tiffany Doll, Honey Damon, John Strong, Ian Scott and Tony De Sergio

You can buy this movie here.

Jan 082011
 
Voyeur Idecent Exposure 2

Voyeur Idecent Exposure 2

This is the second release in The Voyeur  isdistributed by Harmony Films.  My first review was slightly damning of Indecent Exposure with its uninspiring scenes and predictable format but this production is a complete turn around.

All the scenes commence with the female star masturbating for her suitor, who is watching in the sidelines, hence the voyeur title.  It was nice to see the return of open crotch knickers, haven’t seen a pair for years but they do make for a more interesting fingering masturbation scene.

The girls use fingers and toys including a rather large black dildo and a rabbit vibrator to get themselves in the mood.  And I’m pleased to say that there is a lavish amount of foreplay in the 5 scenes, including nipple sucking and licking, kissing of ass which is quite tender in the scene with Tony De Sergio and even a little rimming.  A wonderful departure from the usual cock sucking starts and a quick slap of a titty in return.

The whole feel of this production is that it is more wholesome and rounded which makes for more appealing DVD viewing.  The scenes are all varied some with a smattering of kink which appeals to me even more.  The five scenes comprise of 4 MF and one MFM and runs for 2 hours and 38 minutes.

I’ll give you a feel for each of the scenes without revealing too much of the content, I suggest you explore this DVD for yourself.

Melissa Ria gives a good performance in the first scene with her rabbit and I’m not talking about the furry variety.  To be honest I was slightly distracted during the watching of this scene, trying to figure out if her vibe had been supplied by one of our clients.  Sad I know but hey I’m a pro.  Lol

This scene sees Melissa enjoying her toy until Ian Scott walks in the room wearing a rather strange scarf around his lower face.  Once her black see-though open crotch panties are off he proceeds to continue servicing her, licking her clit and rimming her ass before giving her a really good seeing to in nothing but a pair of boots.  Kinky!

Both of them boff their way through all the positions to finish with a continuity error…her panties magically reappear.  The frantic pussy only fucking concludes with a really nice shot of Ian Scott shooting cum up the back of them.

Scene two sees Tiffany Doll sitting at the piano practicing but she very soon becomes bored and decides to play with herself instead.  It’s not long before she is joined by Tony De Sergio and the rather nicely equipped Omar.

A few minutes later Tiffany is astride a horse being rimmed and having her nipples sucked, get the picture?  Tony really gets in to the scene and her ass with his tongue.  Lucky girl.  ;)   This is one of the most exquisitely unique openers to a porn scene I’ve seen in a while., quite literally tongue in cheek. ;)

An enjoyable scene which sees her put through all the moves with some excellent DP footage, my oh my that girl can take it and Omar certainly gives it.

The third scene is again another which doesn’t conform to the norm.  It opens with Leona Queen watching the blindfolded Ian Scott crawl up a carpeted staircase.  Leona is dressed in an outfit of holes (watch it, you’ll see what I mean) and brandishing a crop.  Good start!

It all sets off very promisingly as sub Ian crawls in to the room.  Leona is looking the Mistress, snarling and using her crop inappropriately but then the dynamic changes as she frees Ian from his blindfold.  After some vigorous frigging and Xtra large dildo play, he then takes the helm and proceeds to fuck the shit out of her.  This girl is no stranger to anal and gapes for the connoisseurs.

The scene with Morgan Moon makes a very much wanted guest as she proceeds to run herself off in front of john Strong.  Meanwhile John is entertaining himself while Morgan is flashing the gash.  This girl has a very nice pink pussy and ass, made me want to get in there.

Morgan really enjoys playing with herself and this comes to the fore in the last minutes of this scene when she is digitally charged.

The fourth scene takes having someone to dinner to a whole new level as Bijou gets a good fucking on the dining table after what appears to be a rather ill conceived play on the stairs.  She gets a good pussy fucking before the unimaginative facial.

This DVD inspired me to believe that there could be a porn revolution on the horizon which sees gender equality and therefore fulfilment in the adult world.  Fingers crossed.

Featuring: Melissa Ria, Bijou, Tiffany Doll, John Strong, Omar, Ian Scott and Tony De Sergio

You can buy this movie here.

Jan 032011
 
Gazzman's Whorehouse

Gazzman's Whorehouse

Gazzman’s Whorehouse is exactly what it says on the cover, the story of the goings on in a very special type of whorehouse. The whorehouse is a very nice place, a 20th century  country house with a pool.

The first scene opens with a husband calling the whorehouse to arrange for his wife’s unfulfilled sexual desires to be satisfied. As the whorehouse madam puts it “to release her inner whore”. Quque the pouting, walking shakily on dangerously high heels and rubbing of naughty bits by Kristy Lust. Then four cocks in suits appear.

No matter how hard she tries the plucky Kristy Lust cannot get all of them in her mouth at once and so begins the round robin of sucking and wanking that four guys on one girl inevitable entails. And still she hasn’t taken of her naughty, translucent PVC raincoat. The guys line up to spit roast Kristy and begin to run out of holes to penetrate. Perched on the coffee table, coat now removed Kristy is fucked in the ass, DP’d and offered a series of phalluses to worship with her mouth. Four money shots leave Kristy’s mouth swimming in cum.

The cut scene between scenes 1 and 2 has the whorehouse madam explaining that the function of the establishment was to fulfil the rapacious and “often complex” sexual needs of women. Heartened by this and happy to accept that four cocks is some women’s idea of heaven I carried on to scene two.

In scene two Carla Cox dances for the viewer beside the pool in a tiny pink coat and underwear that is so brief as to be inconsequential. Cut inside where George Uhl teases her with a riding crop. In a surprisingly sensual start to the scene. What follows is a well lit, well filmed and rather satisfying scene of vaginal , anal and oral sex. Maybe George could have been a little more orally attentive but that’s a small criticism as the fucking is fast without being frantic and enjoyable to watch. The cum shot on Carla’s pussy winds the scene up nicely.

Scene 3 and a lawyer, Breanne Benson wants to be dominated. Good introduction to the action by Breanne, a little titty fucking and some no nonsense hard screwing. A cornucopia of positions where Breanne is pulled and twisted into all sorts of shapes including a pile driving that the wannabe sub would have relished. There’s little ass spanking, a little tit slapping and a few light slaps to the face, all part of the dominance. The money shot is across Breanne’s pussy and up her tummy, not on the face? This is a refreshingly different DVD.

Adrianna Rossi’s black and White dress does little to disguise her libido or ass in the next scene. Our narrator explains that “The Whorehouse [gives some women] the chance to express their needs, to release their sexual energy”.  While explaining that Adrianna is here to explore women, the narrator quickly adjusts this to “bi-sexual” which after a few seconds of a promisingly voyeuristic opening in the kitchen jumps to a quick sequence of cock sucking then girl-girl kissing and a little ass fondling, slapping and kissing from the guy.

Sat on the breakfast stools the girls get an equal portion of cock from behind before things get more precarious and uncomfortable as they are fucked around the kitchen. Alexa Andreas and Adrianna Rossi entertain and are entertained for the rest of this competent f-m-f scene before swapping cum for the camera. Then rubbing spit and cum over Alexa’s tits.

The final scene sees a second appearance by Breanne Benson – a regular apparently. A five minute solo ends when she is joined by two guys. Satisfying her previously stated need to be dominated she’s fucked hard and we are all rewarded with a facial finish which Breanne gratefully receives.

The girls are consistently attractive throughout, though occasionally over-directed to the “whore” style of porn acting. There’s a line between sexually empowered dirty girl and impersonal whore that gets crossed occasionally.

DVD extras comprise the usual cum shot recap, photo gallery and trailers. No surprises there but the stills are good quality for connoisseurs of the static image.

Gazzman can produce good porn, he proved that with Young Harlots Bad Behaviour which you can read about here. Apart from the first scene, which didn’t work for me and the last which was just OK, he has on the whole succeeded again.

Features: Breanne Benson, Kristy Lust, Carla Cox, Adrianna Rossi, Alexa Andreas, Peter Oh Tool, Ben Kelly, John Strong, JJ and George Uhl

You can buy this movie here.

Dec 192010
 
Tori Black Nymphomaniac

Tori Black Nymphomaniac

A Harmony production, this is one in series of Nymphomaniac releases from the Gazzman stable.  The Nymphomaniac  series are centred around a porn star’s perspective of sex and sexuality.    This DVD is presented by Tori Black, who provides a forward and links between the scenes.

This particular production comprises of 6 scenes, two featuring Tori herself and the others depicting her take on things but starring other girls.  The runtime of the film is 3 hours and 40 minutes, which includes DVD extras such as the familiar Photo Gallery and the far more interesting look Behind the Scenes.

I had never heard of Tori before but she tends to leave a lasting memory, her capacity to swallow cock is unrivalled.  You find yourself asking where she puts it all.  Lol  And she sure has a dirty little mouth on her as she vocalises her commands to her co stars.  Yes, she is an all round dirty bitch.

In her first scene she wastes no time in expressing her need to have 2 cocks in her ass to stretch her and test her.  Now I took this to mean at the same time but having watched her scene I can say yes she did take two cocks in her ass but not together.

This DVD will sate the appetite of the anal and DP connosieur.  Scene 2 is an all on DP fest, why have one cock when she can have two?  That girl doesn’t believe in doing things by half but pays for it in the bukkake finish when she ends up with some in her left eye…that stings…I know.

Along with all the anal action you get your usual helpings of rimming, cunnilingus, fingering and every position known to man including some piledriving.  And all the action takes place in a wonderful period property complete with four poster beds.

Look out for the unusual use of footwear in the first scene and the little touches of fetish in scenes 3 and 5.  This DVD offers a variety of scenarios and fetishes which should fulfil most if not all viewers tastes and fantasies, including a pussy club sandwich.  You will have to watch to find out what I mean.  ;)

Tori Black’s Nymphomaniac is a good all round watch but not one I would recommend as a first porn DVD for a couple, it has a hard male edge which makes it a little too hardcore for a female porn newbie.

But for seasoned viewers like myself I found it to be varied with interesting overtures.

This production features: Tori Black, Amabella, Aleska Diamond, Aliz, Michelle Moist, Valery Summer and 3 unnamed blokes, one of whom I recognise from being an experienced viewer of porn as Olivier Sanchez.

You can buy this movie here.

Dec 162009
 
Knickers Off Strangelove

Knickers Off Strangelove

Knickers Off stars a number of familiar faces from the Harmony Films stable and features some familiar locations. Being a film by Strangelove you know it’s going to have a certain feel to it and that it’s not going to be run of the mill.

Cindy Dollar’s opening scene is striking to say the least because of her Polka dot dress. I think the guys watching her entrance down the back stairs of Harmony’s favourite central London location were sold on fucking her as soon as she lifted the hem of her dress to reveal her suspenders and absence of underwear. The subsequent five minutes of her wiggling her incredibly fuckable ass at them while they tossed themselves off was therefore bafflingly long-winded.

Cindy’s four and a half minute solo session is beautifully lit and filmed, you really want to pull her hand out of her pussy and replace it with something a little more substantial. Our two lecherous guys appear and after receiving ten minutes of fellatio between them give Cindy a vaginal and anal slamming that will make you gasp at its ferocity.

This could be the highlight of the entire video. If Alexandra Cat walked past you wearing no bra, a leather coat stockings, suspenders and high heeled boots most people would have trouble stopping themselves whistling at her. Well don’t because when three guys in a bar did that she whipped their asses hard with a riding crop and insisted they service her within an inch of their lives. If you weren’t a fan of Alexandra cat before this scene you will be after seeing it.

One huge disappointment about the strap-on sex scene with the legendary Strap-on Jane is that the director saw fit not to show Jane’s face! Why? Jane is a dirty bitch and legendary exponent of strap-on sex. The lack of a face associated with a strap-on reduced her role to that of a convenient sex toy and that destroyed the scene for me. Very poor show.

Naughty nurses are a common fetish and play theme in the bedroom. If you like the thought of two filthy minded SRNs attending to you in hospital then this scene will press the right buttons for you. Robyn Truelove and Jordanna Black take on a bandaged patient strapped down to a bondage bed. If you shut your eyes through their savage use of a penis pump on the prostrate and helpless “patient” the rest of the scene will have your blood pressure rising (I don’t believe I just wrote that, LOL). The patient makes a miraculous recovery and repays the girls oral attentions with vigorous use of his own instruments on them.

Alexandra Cat

Alexandra Cat

I can’t help wondering if Jay Snake got a slight tingling of trepidation when he agreed to do a scene with Ebony GoddeXXX and Kerry Louise. Strapped to a chair and cruelly slapped, then tortured with an electrostim wand on his cock. This is true domination, right up to the point that they can resist Jay Snake’s obvious charms no longer and submit to a slamming three-way fucking. At one point Ebony sits wanking lasciviously in a chair as Jay fucks Kerry to within an inch of her life. Kerry Louise’s vocal appreciation is so loud at times that the sound volume clips and distorts the on-scene audio track. Bad girl, what a screamer!

The menus look as good as the slick and eye catching sleeve, the polka dot pattern on Cindy Dollar’s dress and shoes being carried throughout the visual design . The extras are disappointing, just a cumshot recap and photo gallery, not what you would have expected from an otherwise competently produced DVD. A behind the scenes or a cast interview would have been good. The incidental music is a cut above most other adult films, contemporary, non-intrusive and often creates a slightly unreal feeling to the whole movie.

Knickers off could have been better, the criticisms levelled above explain why, primarily over-long sequences that at times become dull,  but don’t let that stop you from seeing this movie. There are some great scenes and performances which the issues with the production and direction don’t overshadow.

You can buy this movie here.