The latest in a long line of “Young Harlots” movies is “Slutty Delinquents”. Set unsurprisingly in a finishing school where the 18+ students are anything but shy and retiring the staff which consists of three teachers and a secretary all enjoy sex and without the slightest hint of a lesson in sight.
OFSTED would be appalled.
In fact without the “schoolgirl” uniforms, gowns and mortarboards you’d be hard pushed to make the connection between a debauched college and a rather nice house in what might be the French countryside filled with sex hungry men and women. Yes there’s the allusions to “School Rules” and wotnot but seemingly less than in previous Young Harlots films I’ve seen. There’s a script there and the performers do a reasonable job of acting it, the camera work is of the usual high standard as is the lighting, makeup and editing. There’s even some non-intrusive incidental music too.
Jay Snakes, Yanick Shaft, Ryan Ryder take great pleasure in indulging in the fill-on suck and fuck fest you would expect from a Gazzman film with the girls – Lexi Lowe, Lola, Samantha Bentley, Tiffany Doll, Charlize Tinkerbell and Georgie Lyall.
Not the most sophisticated of plots, I mean we’ve seen it all before, but competently executed and watchable as you would expect from Gazzman/Harmony Films.
Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.
Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.
Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.
Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.
You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.
According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”
Gazzman brings us an atmospheric tale of submission and domination in this offering from the Harmony stable. Featuring more kink than some might be used to this is essentially a high quality fuck fest that most will find irresistible. It is a quality outing for the assembled cast of hot and horny harlots brought together for the DVD. Megan Coxxx, Linet Slag, Skin Diamond, Valentina and Yaiza Del Mar are dressed and undressed in hot underwear and beg to be satisfied in a darkly themed title which promises deviant fun from the opening shot.
Kicking off with a three girl scene Skin Diamond, Megan Coxx and Valentina enjoy each other and a whole bunch of toys in a whole host of holes. There’s strap-on action, and all orifices are filled with tongues and sex toys. This is a tour de force in what three girls can get up to with imagination, some toys and no guys around.
Throughout the DVD the girls seem to have the upper hand, even when Linet Slag is being double-teamed by a pair of large cocks she is the one calling the shots, demanding satisfaction and getting it.
The guys take second place, being teased and toyed with then used as sex objects for the gratification of the insatiable girls. It’s a really nice take on the idea of submission, emphasising the quest for pleasure in a ruthless yet playful way that a pure BDSM title you might see from a “specialist” producer of S & M titles would be unable to create.
Each of the female performers is excellent in this title in their own way. Megan Coxx’s distinctive accent is natural and commanding when she’s instructing her bitches in the best way to satisfy her wanton needs. Skin Diamond sparkles out as a naturally capricious dominant, petite, exotic and so very demanding. Linet Slag makes sure she gets the hard banging she needs. Valentina’s solo section is particularly horny with some genuine feeling and indeed acting thrown in. Finally Yaiza Del Mar in her sexy red underwear just makes you sit up and pay attention, or should that be stand to attention 😉
The direction, photography and sound in this DVD is great pretty much throughout. The final scene (Yaiza Del Mar) seems to have a slightly lower quality feel to the video and seems a bit shorter than the rest, which is a pity because she’s hot and very naughty, biting away at her guy, or should it be victim’s cock.
Incidental music is rather good too, sometimes inappropriate and often jarring on cheaper productions The Cult’s choice of music was excellent. The story telling, though of course restricted to the scene setting and inter-scene titles does attempt to create an atmosphere. Now while I wouldn’t call the scenes as deeply atmospheric as the previous occult-themed title from Gazman “Satan’s Whore” the inference is there.
Don’t expect “Satan’s Whore 2” in terms of atmosphere but do enjoy some gorgeous horny girls getting their sexual gratification in any way they want. And don’t dare say no to them!
From the very beginning this DVD had a lot to live up to. The nymphomaniac series is one of Gazzman’s strongest and has featured some incredibly sexy models. How does it compare with its predecessors? Read on to find out 😉
To create a great porn DVD you need to bring together all the right elements – concept, location, direction, camera, lighting, production and the performers.
The concept has been proven by earlier titles from Harmony Films in this series. The location is incredibly eclectic yet forms an atmospheric backdrop to the hard core action without being distracting. The direction? Well this is a Gazzman film and as we’ve said in previous reviews his output seems to improve with every DVD which hits our doormat as his creative flair is given more and more freedom. I wonder if he knows I’m a sucker for pulling focus and Dutch angles?
Camera work is by the “G” man himself, the lighting, sound and post production by his very capable team.
All this is starting to sound like a huge suck-up isn’t it? Well it’s only a suck-up if it isn’t true. Having watched this movie from beginning to end I’m struggling to hold back the superlatives.
Now on to the star performer and her make-up/hair. I’ve met Brooklyn Lee in person and she’s hot, but in this movie you need a fire extinguisher to hand. It’s something about what happens to her when you point a camera at her. The combination of script her sparkling personality, dark hair and darker makeup that ticked all the boxes for me.
To give you a taste of what you’ll find in Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac I can tell you that the scenes are titled:
I Just Love To Take Control
Real Whores Love Being Dirty
Sex With A Woman Is Great But …
Stretch Her Pussy Big Dick
I Love Anal Sex Because
You’ll see boy-girl, 3-girl, two guys on one girl, DP, spit-roast … I could go on but use your imagination because there’s something for everyone. Including a double cum shot from the amazing Mr Danny D. The quality ranges from very good to utterly captivating and all of them are packed with hot sex. (Including sex toys and hot wax at one point!)
Yes, there are flaws of course. The incidental music sometimes seemed like it was stock audio, then again not many porn movies have custom scores. This really doesn’t detract from your enjoyment because when you’re watching the action the audio isn’t what you tend to pay attention to.
Often I’ll go into detail about the scenes, I didn’t for a good reason. You need to see this movie for yourself as it’s the best one I’ve reviewed this year so far.
Featuring Brooklyn Lee, Lou Lou, Linet Slag, Samantha Bently, Ruth Medina, Jess West, Danny D, George Uhl, Dirty Dog
I started watching Wasted by British director Gazzman and couldn’t decide what category it fell into. Was it a mocumentary? Was it a spoof? Was it trying to be reality TV, but about porn and porn production?
I came to the conclusion that it’s what TV producers have taken to calling “Constructed Reality”. That is telling a story by carefully crafting a series of directed scenes, sometimes improvised, to tell a story as if it were happening for real. The director and the viewer form an unspoken agreement not to question this deceit. Through that metaphorical nod and wink we get to enjoy a rather extreme, R18 rated soap opera about some pretty out of control porn stars trying to make a movie despite them being depicted as having deep character flaws and mercurial behaviours.
We watch Brooklyn Lee, Angelina Valentine, Kelly Klass, Aiden Starr, Breanne Benson, James Deen, Nacho Vidal, Nick Manning, Danny Mountain and Tony De Sergio fight their respective daemons while they fuck for the camera.
James Deen is depicted as an alcoholic, steeling booze from sleeping vagrants and pissing on the windshield of an SUV while standing on the hood (it’s in the states OK, if he was in the UK it would be a windscreen and a bonnet :p)
Angelina Valentine is billed as a psychopath, and is pretty good at acting like a psycho diva for the purposes of the movie.
Nacho Vidal is apparently “Angry”, soooo he shouts a lot, throws a lot of things, breaks one camera of a journalist who wants to interview him and then fucks his co-star.
Nick Manning, “Pretty Boy Of Porn” doesn’t do humility, and he doesn’t get on with Nacho Vidal for the purposes of the DVD. He is only tamed when Aiden Starr has him gagged and strapped to a table. Apparently this scene isn’t for public release – oh dear, Gazzman seems to have forgotten and put it on the DVD.
In “Porn Couples” some nice use of gym equipment is used as we watch a porn couple row about a scene he did “behind her back” and then make up by fucking hard.
The end of the movie has Nacho Vidal scream into an underground parking lot at the studios, storm into the office and rant at the management. All very amusing.
If you know Gazzman’s work you know what the porn content of the movie will be like. Every position, every hole and lots of cum for you to enjoy. The settings are industrial and the fucking is vigorous and raw. Personally I liked Aiden Starr and Nick Manning’s scene best because it was different, a little kinky and playful in its execution. There’s more variety in this movie than in some of Gazzman’s output and the movie is better for it. The sex scenes are good, but it’s the movie as a whole that makes me tempted to say this is his best title yet.
The premise of this DVD is not entirely new but I’ve never seen it executed so well and to such good effect. There have been “reality” porn movies before but this one has a vitality and humour that means that I, a hater of soaps and constructed reality really enjoyed. This isn’t for everyone but you need to watch it to see that porn movies don’t have to have the budget of an epic to be different and entertaining.
The first Anal Debauchery was reviewed by Alex and it comprised of 10 scenes over two disks. This time round there is just one disk and 5 scenes. But there is one distinct and very welcome change this time round.
Gazzman seems to have changed direction and become everything I ever wanted him to be. This shocked me as I’m used to his slightly misogynistic style and this DVD breaks the mould. I have to say that in the DVD he has produced possibly the best work I have seen him create to date and totally blown me away.
These five scenes are filmed with moody black and white overtones, he plays with light to induce intimacy and disorientation to give a further dimension to his scenes. A total transformation from the usual cut and thrust, grope and fuck style of Gazzman.
The scenes are all well thought through and imaginative, and the girls very attractive natural beauties the perfect combination for a good porn DVD. 😉 One thing which did puzzle me is that the named scenes are all under the header of “True Love Is” which makes me think this production could have been re-titled for impact.
I loved the Heathcliffe style start to this scene. Hot guy in jodhpurs making his way across the windy hills to be with his girl. There goes me sounding like an old romantic. Lol
His Kathy or should I say Morgan Moon is a delight on the eye and as with all the girls on this DVD she has a natural pair of boobs. I just wish Tony had spent more time playing with them.
There is nice use of a shots glass in this scene and you will have to watch it to find out what that is, I’ll not spoil your viewing by telling you all the dirty details.
I will add that the squeaky table added a touch of reality to the opportunistic scene.
This scene is based on a guy cheating on his partner and slipping out of the house to meet her. The guy pulls up outside a rather nicely light glass house where his other woman is waiting for him on a bench.
The lighting in this scene makes it look like the moonlight is cascading down on them through the glass. It’s very intimately shot and Melanie enjoys being put through her paces, complete with lovely jiggly boobs and an unusually hairy pussy.
This had to be my favourite scene because of it’s unusual opening scene. Two girls are lezzing it up and videoing themselves for the girls boyfriend. It’s a wonderful revenge theme with a twist, I’ll say no more but excellently executed.
Honey Damon has her ass fucked good and proper with the odd dip in to her pussy, this is a good anal scene for you ass worshippers out there.
Blindfolded Leona Queen is led by a leash in to a room with two guys waiting to use and abuse her. As expected she gets double teamed by the guys, with lots of ass to pussy and double penetrative action. All finished off with a creamy topping all over her ass cheeks.
This is probably the least creative scene, we’ve seen the slut does both guys too much for this to stand out.
This scene begins Ian Scott taking a shower and having a quick wank whilst his partner is applying makeup in the adjoining bedroom. She then ventures in to the bathroom where he is already out of the shower. She steps in to the bath, she’ll mess up that freshly applied makeup.
Ian then inserts a lube applicator up her ass as she rests on the bath side. It looks as if it is going to go everywhere and I’m thinking there is about to be a health and safety issue in this scene. Bathroom floor plus water and lube…not a good mix. There could be a cock up later. 🙂
Once fully lubed up he proceeds to fuck anally and vaginally all over the bathroom fixtures and fittings, finally coming all over her pussy. Guess she’ll need that bath now.
This was a great DVD for variety and content, certainly a must if you like your anal but not one to watch with you partner if they haven’t seen porn before.
Featuring: Norgan Moon, Melanie, Leona Queen, Tiffany Doll, Honey Damon, John Strong, Ian Scott and Tony De Sergio
Gazzman’s Whorehouse is exactly what it says on the cover, the story of the goings on in a very special type of whorehouse. The whorehouse is a very nice place, a 20th century country house with a pool.
The first scene opens with a husband calling the whorehouse to arrange for his wife’s unfulfilled sexual desires to be satisfied. As the whorehouse madam puts it “to release her inner whore”. Quque the pouting, walking shakily on dangerously high heels and rubbing of naughty bits by Kristy Lust. Then four cocks in suits appear.
No matter how hard she tries the plucky Kristy Lust cannot get all of them in her mouth at once and so begins the round robin of sucking and wanking that four guys on one girl inevitable entails. And still she hasn’t taken of her naughty, translucent PVC raincoat. The guys line up to spit roast Kristy and begin to run out of holes to penetrate. Perched on the coffee table, coat now removed Kristy is fucked in the ass, DP’d and offered a series of phalluses to worship with her mouth. Four money shots leave Kristy’s mouth swimming in cum.
The cut scene between scenes 1 and 2 has the whorehouse madam explaining that the function of the establishment was to fulfil the rapacious and “often complex” sexual needs of women. Heartened by this and happy to accept that four cocks is some women’s idea of heaven I carried on to scene two.
In scene two Carla Cox dances for the viewer beside the pool in a tiny pink coat and underwear that is so brief as to be inconsequential. Cut inside where George Uhl teases her with a riding crop. In a surprisingly sensual start to the scene. What follows is a well lit, well filmed and rather satisfying scene of vaginal , anal and oral sex. Maybe George could have been a little more orally attentive but that’s a small criticism as the fucking is fast without being frantic and enjoyable to watch. The cum shot on Carla’s pussy winds the scene up nicely.
Scene 3 and a lawyer, Breanne Benson wants to be dominated. Good introduction to the action by Breanne, a little titty fucking and some no nonsense hard screwing. A cornucopia of positions where Breanne is pulled and twisted into all sorts of shapes including a pile driving that the wannabe sub would have relished. There’s little ass spanking, a little tit slapping and a few light slaps to the face, all part of the dominance. The money shot is across Breanne’s pussy and up her tummy, not on the face? This is a refreshingly different DVD.
Adrianna Rossi’s black and White dress does little to disguise her libido or ass in the next scene. Our narrator explains that “The Whorehouse [gives some women] the chance to express their needs, to release their sexual energy”. While explaining that Adrianna is here to explore women, the narrator quickly adjusts this to “bi-sexual” which after a few seconds of a promisingly voyeuristic opening in the kitchen jumps to a quick sequence of cock sucking then girl-girl kissing and a little ass fondling, slapping and kissing from the guy.
Sat on the breakfast stools the girls get an equal portion of cock from behind before things get more precarious and uncomfortable as they are fucked around the kitchen. Alexa Andreas and Adrianna Rossi entertain and are entertained for the rest of this competent f-m-f scene before swapping cum for the camera. Then rubbing spit and cum over Alexa’s tits.
The final scene sees a second appearance by Breanne Benson – a regular apparently. A five minute solo ends when she is joined by two guys. Satisfying her previously stated need to be dominated she’s fucked hard and we are all rewarded with a facial finish which Breanne gratefully receives.
The girls are consistently attractive throughout, though occasionally over-directed to the “whore” style of porn acting. There’s a line between sexually empowered dirty girl and impersonal whore that gets crossed occasionally.
DVD extras comprise the usual cum shot recap, photo gallery and trailers. No surprises there but the stills are good quality for connoisseurs of the static image.
Gazzman’s “Young Harlots School Trip” has a lot in common with many film franchises from mainstream cinema and continues the Young Harlots series that pop up regularly from Harmony, one of the UK’s most prominent adult production houses. Like mainstream films it extends a series with consumer appeal and excellent brand recognition.
This particular instalment of the series has a one line premise “Lexi has been a good girl and is sent away to the states as a reward”. As you might imagine this is where Lexi gets bad. There follows 3 hours and 5 minutes of slightly over-aged school girls demonstrating every sexual position the director can get them to try.
The kinky attractions of grown-up girls pretending to be schoolgirls is undoubted and the outfits alone are a favourite with many men. What’s lacking here is the faux innocence that also ads to the fantasy, especially when played out between consenting adults – that is the knowledge that the woman who’s about to have her brains fucked out may be wearing the same uniform she wore in the sixth form – but that was a few years ago and she’s learned a lot since then …
So what we are left with is a DVD with no atmosphere and, flimsy collegiate pretence aside, no real plot either. The scenes progress and do their best to cover all the required elements of an adult movie. If you like predictable, mechanical porn film then this one will be perfect. There’s little narrative to get in the way of the fucking and no surprises when it comes to the sex.
The DVD extras are unimaginative comprising a cum shot recap and photo gallery.
This DVD will sell to lovers of the Young Harlots series and to buyers browsing the shelves of the adult stores because of the title.
You will not find anything in this DVD that you can’t find elsewhere. However the production values are pretty good, video quality and technical execution the same and in those respects at least it’s better than the raft of cheaply produced films with similar content.
Satan’s Whore from Harmony Films illustrates once again that Harmony is always striving to be distinctive and add narrative to adult films reversing a trend by many other studios towards a movie being between 4 and 6 bland, repetitive scenes that simply depict a random selection from a menu of sex acts.
The premise of the video is that it forms the only surviving film record of a satanic ritual performed 43 years ago – to create the perfect sexual creature known as “Satan’s Whore”.
As theme for a video this is great. Think of all the possibilities sadly this is one of the weakest parts of the DVD. All the Satanic Devil-Speak uttered by the narrator is complete gumble. “On the sixth day of the sixth month 1966” that’s 4 sixes, not 3! And why not the summer solstice, much more auspicious and only 14 days later, LOL. I could go on about his but I won’t, it’s best if you pretend this bit of the film (the Devil-Speak) isn’t happening and you can enjoy the good bits.
The brief depiction of a “Black Mass” with post-produced, discoloured, 1960s tinted and scratchy “film” is OK and isn’t overplayed. The editor didn’t fall in to the trap of trying to post-process the whole movie, indeed even the whole mass, with the effect.
The film is divided into six scenes, or as the story would have it “The Six Steps To Whoredom”. The High Def video allows the atmospheric parts of the film to work really well, the sound quality adding a depth to the production that is too often lacking. However the movie isn’t quite perfect. Which is a shame because it is easy to imagine that it could have been.
In “The Bitch” Anan Nicol, Claudia Rossi and Jay R (The snake man himself) begin with a sensuous voyeuristic opening. This is incredibly effective right up until Jay R gets up from his chair and joins in the fun. From then on the underlying bed of chants and moans fades out so you can hear the three performers getting down and dirty. The performances are great, but the camera is hand-held, very well hand-held, but the constant movement, panning, titling and zooming, was a little too much. Yes, we got to get close in on the action but it was occasionally off-putting.
“The Virgin” starts with the less than virginal Ree Petra, in a bath, with a big black dildo. I’m guessing she didn’t buy the dildo from B&Q when she bought the bath. Donning a white waspie stockings and gloves she jumps on her lover who’s already tied to the bed awaiting the arrival of Ree and her impressive chest. He doesn’t stay tied to the bed for long and you can guess the rest. I particularly like the close-up shots of Ree licking cock. It’s slow, naughty and one of the points where the close-up hand-held does work.
“The Seductress” (Dana De Armond) plays with her ultimately superfluous glass ball while a kneeling Olivier Sanchez flails himself. Anal, oral, rimming, you want it, you get it in this scene. Dana De Armond’s plea of “don’t stop fucking me” is hardly necessary but effective nonetheless, LOL.
Alexandra Cat is “The Slut”. Wearing gorgeous sexy underwear the Russian minx first entertains two then three men simultaneously. The heat of the scene is generated more from the pure devilish lust from Alexandra Cat than the lights. It gets so hot in the room during the shoot that all four performers are dripping with sweat by the inevitably sticky end.
Olivier Sanchez and Stracy Stone Get it on in “The beauty”. A good solid m-f scene with some nice ball sucking, oooh nice hehehe.
The final scene is “The Perfect Whore”. Bobbi Starr takes on three strapping young lads to prove that she is the ultimate and willing servant of their sexual desires. Now don’t get me wrong here, this is a sex-filled scene revolving around the gorgeous and very horny Bobbi Starr, but I felt it was a little frantic as everyone tried to get in on the action at the same time. That eroded the atmosphere for me, and Bobbi was at her sexy best laid on the couch in the cut scenes being generally hot and horny.
Inter-scene graphics and cut scenes are good to excellent throughout if you ignore the confused diabolically silly occult nonsense. The cover design is good, though not groundbreaking and the text on it easy to read. I mention that as I hate standing in an adult store straining to read tiny, badly printed and low contrast cover notes.
The production values and quality are top-notch. Make-up and costumes are appropriate and beautifully executed. The sets are spot on and fit the theme of the movie, atmospheric and slightly dark.
Any criticisms of this film have to be put in the context of the high standard that Harmony set themselves and the rest of the industry. If most other studios had produced this it would be regarded as their best work. The up-close and constantly mobile camera work in some scenes is not quite my cup of tea, though it might be yours. Go get a copy, watch it and see for yourself.