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Three Way Bangers

Three Way Bangers
Three Way Bangers

There’s no mistaking what this DVD is about from the title but just in case you were wondering Danny D, possessor of a monumentally large dick introduces the first scene from a sofa in “his house”. Aleska Diamond and Megan Coxxx sit either side of him while he does so and then it’s straight on with the action. The aforementioned sofa gets used as a piece of gymnastic apparatus as Danny D’s cock is sucked and then used to fuck the two girls for the next 30 minutes. The girls pleasure each other orally and appreciate it loudly throughout until the money shot.

Next we’re off to California for one girl and two cocks jammed alternately in her pussy and mouth. It all takes place next to a pool that I’ve seen before and the scene is familiar too as if it comes from another DVD. Maybe I’ve seen too much porn and it’s all blurring in to one? There’s a pair of luscious breasts waiting to be sprayed with cum but only one guy sprays his splooge on them the other opting to cover her pierced tongue with his junk.

A yellow bikini, nice solo and a pair of false breasts tease us into the next scene. The two cocks appear and get on with the business of a spit roast and anal action followed by DP. A facial cumshot finished the scene.

A high quality tease, by the stunning Valentina Nappi excites two voyeurs in the European segment. They turn out to be Tony De Sergio and George Uhl, experience regulars of Harmony films. Valentina is fucked in every hole, Dped, spit roast and creamed on.

Nikki Jayne’s “first anal” is assisted by Bobbi Starr, they’re lucky there’s a guy around to save Bobbi having to strap-on a strap-on to do the honours. Bobbi frigs herself in her pussy and ass while on the stairs Nikki’s cock starts to warm her up. The girls get together and play with a double ended dildo in a most enjoyable way … double-deep throat of a sex toy which is new even for me! Then cock arrives and, well I don’t have to paint a picture because you know what anal looks like. Nicely though the final cumshot is inside and on Nikki’s pussy for Bobbi Starr to lick up.

Frankki’s way of working in the warehouse is to spend her day in a bra and a pair of red panties so it’s no surprise that when Danny D and Ian Tate see her they fuck her hard.

Back to Europe for Danny D to screw Skin Diamond and Henessy.

Jenna Haze takes on two young studs for the final scene and you know what, I’m running out of ways to describe hard fucking in every hole LOL.

OK, this isn’t the most sophisticated of porn movies but it does have exactly what the title says – in spades. The scenes are from Harmony movies of the past few years, one or two of which I think I’ve seen before but so what. What you get is oodles of hard core action and lots of great girls to look at plus the variety of not having one “star” throughout. This isn’t going to win awards but it is head and shoulders above some of the drossy DVDs I’ve seen made from rubbish that didn’t make it into other DVDs.

Young Harlots, Naughty Tutorials

Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials
Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials

Who said porn doesn’t have a story anymore? Whoever it was didn’t know what they were talking about because this DVD most definitely does!

Danny D is a sex toy salesman under pressure to sell more sex toys because his firm isn’t doing too well. His car breaks down just outside the gates of the school for Young Harlot’s. Through a slightly contrived case of mistaken identity he’s invited inside by the schools filthy, eye patch wearing nurse Shay Hendrix so she can use his “visual aids” for her new style sex-ed class. Nurse Hendrix’s technique includes encouraging the girls to deep throat dildos and then fucking them both vigorously with a strap-on. While not being rogered hard the girls indulge themselves with each other and the toys Danny left lying around. One of the most intense sections of the scene is Brooklyn Lee being anally fucked by Shay while Ruth Medina frigs her clit with a Hitachi Magic Wand.

When Danny D happens across one of the other students (Victoria Blaze) having a crafty smoke he soon engages in conversation about the contents of his bulging sample case and … you can guess what happens next. Two dildos are applied and the naturally talented eastern European “student” is vigorously “educated”. The girl is not entirely innocent; We know this because she carries her own lube around with her!

Soon the student has a dildo in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass and a big black rubber cock in her mouth. Danny however has something far more useful than a piece of plastic, his legendary cock. Danny takes her doggy with the butt plug still inside her. Soon he’s pushing that prodigious cock up her ass, a big ask for a small woman. Then it’s on to ATM and a good deal of ball sucking before reverse cowgirl then back to anal.

Danny’s pop-shot is a never ending shower of cum, covering her from pussy to the top of her head.

When the school’s headmaster (George Uhl) finds student Linet Slag – yes that is her name – bathing he shoves a butt plug up her ass without any form of pre-amble and gets her to suck his hard cock. Doggy action in the bath follows, getting more vigorous when the butt plug is removed. They slip into the leather chair next to the tub and Linet is fucked reverse cowgirl, vaginally and anally by George.

Linet proceeds to rim George and after some more cowgirl and a precarious anal pounding on the edge of the bath, then again in the chair receives George’s cum on her belly and tits.

When Victoria Blaze and Kristina Crystalis start to play with the sex toys that our favourite sex toy salesman has left lying around Headmaster George really gets stuck in to both of them – you know what I’m saying 😉 George Uhl, how many different ways are there to fuck a pair of women dressed as sixth formers?

The final scene on the DVD sees Danny D’s sex toy salesman cornered by the school’s headmaster and told in no uncertain terms that he has only one way to escape the wrath of the assembled masters – A show and tell demonstration of his sex toys on Kristina Crystalis.

A couple of fingers, some lube and a huge butt plug later the teachers all take turns in filling the willing young pupils holes, allowing the sex toy salesman to make his escape.

Having been on set when this DVD was made I have to admit to having a soft spot for the production. The movie does have a plot, though don’t expect any crazy twists as the action’s pretty linear. This is porn after all. But it is nice to see the effort that’s gone into the construction of a quality porn DVD.

Personal highlights for me include Shay Hendrix’s naughty nurse and Brooklyn Lee’s filthy schoolgirl. I got picture of both of them on set and perhaps my favourite was Brooklyn Lee playing with her Skittles. No that’s not a euphemism 🙂

A great addition to the Young Harlot’s series of films distinguished by its plot, some great acting from Danny D (who is an utter professional on set) and the hottest costume in a Young Harlots movie to date Shay’s eye patch wearing school nurse.

Buy Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials Here.

Featuring: Victoria Blaze, Linet Slag, Brooklyn Lee, Shay Hendrix, Ruth Medina, Kristina Crystalis, Danny D, George Uhl, Kai Taylor, Seth Strong

 

Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac

Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac
Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac

From the very beginning this DVD had a lot to live up to. The nymphomaniac series is one of Gazzman’s strongest and has featured some incredibly sexy models. How does it compare with its predecessors? Read on to find out 😉

To create a great porn DVD you need to bring together all the right elements – concept, location, direction, camera, lighting, production and the performers.

The concept has been proven by earlier titles from Harmony Films in this series. The location is incredibly eclectic yet forms an atmospheric backdrop to the hard core action without being distracting. The direction? Well this is a Gazzman film and as we’ve said in previous reviews his output seems to improve with every DVD which hits our doormat as his creative flair is given more and more freedom. I wonder if he knows I’m a sucker for pulling focus and Dutch angles?

Camera work is by the “G” man himself, the lighting, sound and post production by his very capable team.

All this is starting to sound like a huge suck-up isn’t it? Well it’s only a suck-up if it isn’t true. Having watched this movie from beginning to end I’m struggling to hold back the superlatives.

Now on to the star performer and her make-up/hair. I’ve met Brooklyn Lee in person and she’s hot, but in this movie you need a fire extinguisher to hand. It’s something about what happens to her when you point a camera at her. The combination of script her sparkling personality, dark hair and darker makeup that ticked all the boxes for me.

To give you a taste of what you’ll find in Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac I can tell you that the scenes are titled:

  1. I Just Love To Take Control
  2. Real Whores Love Being Dirty
  3. Sex With A Woman Is Great But …
  4. Stretch Her Pussy Big Dick
  5. I Love Anal Sex Because

You’ll see boy-girl, 3-girl, two guys on one girl, DP, spit-roast … I could go on but use your imagination because there’s something for everyone. Including a double cum shot from the amazing Mr Danny D. The quality ranges from very good to utterly captivating and all of them are packed with hot sex. (Including sex toys and hot wax at one point!)

Yes, there are flaws of course. The incidental music sometimes seemed like it was stock audio, then again not many porn movies have custom scores. This really doesn’t detract from your enjoyment because when you’re watching the action the audio isn’t what you tend to pay attention to.

Often I’ll go into detail about the scenes, I didn’t for a good reason. You need to see this movie for yourself as it’s the best one I’ve reviewed this year so far.

Featuring Brooklyn Lee, Lou Lou, Linet Slag, Samantha Bently, Ruth Medina, Jess West, Danny D, George Uhl, Dirty Dog

You can buy Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac here soon.

Psycho Sex From Tanya Hyde

Psycho Sex Tanya Hyde
Psycho Sex Tanya Hyde

I only had to read the first two porn stars featured in this production from Tanya Hyde for Harmony Films to feel a little excited…Megan Coxxx and Syren Sexton and that’s just for starters.

And the rest of the naughty line up don’t disappoint either but more of that later.  The front cover depicting a sex crazed Paige Turnah in an open cupped latex leotard wets more than my appetite for kink.  The DVD features 5 scenes each with “Fuck” in the title and the runtime is 3 hours 57 mnutes including Cumshot Recap and Photo Gallery.

Over on the reverse there are masks, nipple tassels, latex outfits and lots of cock worship.  As usual I don’t think Tanya will disappoint.

So it’s off to the bedroom for me, are you coming?

You pull the curtains too and be careful not to let the neighbours catch site of you whilst I load the DVD player.  Thing I’ll grab myself a nice toy too.

Factory Fuck is set in a very atmospheric engineer’s workshop.  Danny D is grinding more than metal in this scene as Scarlett March inspects his tooling with her mouth.

They are being watched my Rebecca More who seems to be enjoying the voyeuristic display before being grabbed from behind by Jay Snakes.  Rebecca then has her titties worshipped by Jay, nice to see in porn these days, before being taken off to the workbench.

She is then subject to a good spitroasting, double cock sucking and fucked in every hole.  Scarlett joins in providing a little pussy licking before being deployed as a cocksucker between fucks for Jay.

Rebecca is then fucked by Jay in a love swing before being anally power drived (driven??? LOL) and sprayed with come.  Danny D finishes the scene wanking over Scarlett who remembered to wear her safety glasses, good job because as usual Danny spunked everywhere.

F-Club Fuck is very surreal, we see Alice yes as in Wonderland wandering around a fetish club and being groped through holes in the wall.  And that’s not all, she’s being groped by a latex clown and a Rabbit.  I know, tell me about it.  😉

Alice or should I say Michelle Moist wanders off and finds herself a fucking stool with a  large black dildo mounted on it. She then delights in eating out Jasmine Webb’s before she is pinned to a wheel, spun around with several finger fuck intermissions delivered by Jasmine.

Omar then appears dressed as a ring master appears and fucks each of the girls cunts good and hard before wanking over both their faces.

Fetish Fuck sees the gorgeous Syren Sexton fully dommed up with teal latex body suit with appropriate openings and a whip enter a dungeon.  And there suspended blindfolded in a body bag is Demetri XXX.

After a quick tease with her crop Syren is reaching for his cock and I’m watching her lovely pert and sizeable boobs bob up and down from below.  Great angle there Tanya.

We are then taken to a room where Sebcam is laying prostrate on the floor tethered and wearing only a pair of black snake skin patterned tights.  Once again I know.  Lol  Syren gives him a good gob job and then climbs on board before being joined by Demetri wearing the same leggings.

The MFM scene works through many positions including cowgirl, doggy and reverse cowgirl and climaxes or should I say Sebcam does all over Syrens pouting pussy and Dimitri sprays her face with copious amounts of cum.  Wow!  He must’ve needed a drink after that.  😉

Rubber Fuck will satisfy any medical fetishists reading.  Paige Turnah is sat in a medical chair with her legs in stirrups.  She is wearing a gas mask, latex top with open access to her ample cleavage, stocking and a pair of fetish points.

In come Jay snake wearing a gas mask and latex chaps.  He starts by massaging her breasts with oil (sooo jealous) then brings out the nipple cups.  And as if that wasn’t enough he finishes off with the violet wand which he expertly teases her breasts, nipples and eventually her clit with.

Paige is then subject to an opening pussy pile driver, followed by reverse cowgirl and doggy style before being jazzed on as she kneels at Jay’s feet.

A great scene for anyone in to fetish and who like watching a nice pair of boobs bouncing around.  😉

Hog Fuck begins with Megan Coxxx walking in to a bar where 2 guys are playing cards wearing full headed pig masks.  She approaches the bar tender and is directed through a set of doors.

She reappears after devouring a couple of cocks at the gloryhole and returns to the bar followed by the “pigs”.  It doesn’t take long for her to drop to her knees and give them an oral workout which sees them rock hard.

Megan gets a good workout from the guys, moving through spitroast, reverse cowgirl, doggy style and she seems to love every minute of it.

All the porking finishes off with a double bukkake finale where Meagan’s face is covered in endless streams of thick cum.

The themes, production and lighting make this an interesting film with a dominant streak of fetish running through it.  Multiple angles and closeups ensure that you get to see all the action.  Psycho Sex may not be for everyone so may not make a good first time viewing unless you already have a fetish element in your personality.

However if you are adventurous I suggest you give it a watch.

Featuring:  Megan Coxxx, Syren Sexton, Paige Turnah, Rebecca More, Scarlett March, Jasmine Webb, Michelle Moist, Ian Tate, Sebcam, Demetri XXX, Jay Snakes, Danny D and Omar

You can buy this movie here.

Preaching To The Perverted Review

Preaching to The Perverted
Preaching to The Perverted

Oooh, another Tanya Hyde production just dropped through my door for review.  As ever the cover promises lots of kink and my juices were running quite freely when I read that it features my favourite male porn star, Jay Snake.

As I have come to expect kink with Tanya Hyde productions as they usually involve fetish wear, lots of heels, latex, rubber and BDMS equipment.  All of which work for me along with the quality of production you come to expect from a Tanya Hyde DVD.

In The Cage Liza Del Sierra looks every part the Domme as she enters the dungeon to pay attention to her two caged subs.  Loving her leather, strappy corset and heels.

Hmmm. ..anyway. She soon brings her two subs to their knees as they are treated to her oral ministrations before being led off to service her on a leather swing.

Each takes their turn using her mouth, pussy and ass to pleasure her.  There is lots of ATM and CTM action in the MFM scene as all three of them engage on top of tables. Suspended reverse cowgirl and good old doggy style action.

Liza delights in milking her sub’s dry over her face and ass cheeks in this very dark and moody fetish scene.

Queening Time opens with Jay Snake laying in wait under a queening chair as Michelle Moist and Suzie Best enter the room.  Suzie sits astride the chair and gets a good licking and probing by the very astute Mr Snake whilst Michelle gives him a bit of good head.

Not satisfied yet the girls have Jay wearing a black hood and chin dildo to service Katie aided by Michelle’s hand easing that black dick in and out of her friends wet and hungry hole.

The girls get in on next in Chesterfield leather chair head to toe or should I say pussy to mouth before Jay lines them up back to back, ass in the air, fucking each one in turn.

Look out for the golden showers in this scene, very naughty.

Both Jasmine Webb & Stacey Lacey feature in the 60’s retro scene Rock Chicks, alongside Danny D.   They both share his cock and giving him a double blow job before both girls disappears off to play with toys.

Jasmine gets a good fucking with a bright pink striped butt plug.  Perhaps it would have been better using a dildo but never mind.  Lol

Then things move on and we see Jasmine getting a good seeing to by Danny in the love swing before he pommels her in to surrender on the pommel horse whilst  Stacey is pounding her pussy with a curved glass dildo and loving every minute of it.

All of the fun ends with a double bukkake finish and Danny’s wonderful projectile ejaculating.  😉

Strap On Bitch featuring Karina Currie and Paige Ashley for me didn’t work as a scene.   There was far to much gesticulating and gurning with very little oral contact between the girls although the clothing and filming was excellent it just didn’t have that familiarity to work.

Additionally the strap on part was a mere vignette in quite a lengthy scene with an exhaustively boring cock sucking session which just seemed way too long.

The girls played with dongs and beads and in the end got a jolly good fucking from Seb Cam who was wearing a fetish PVC playsuit.

The Tank Room starts off with promise as we see Cathy Heaven  studying her suspended sub, crop in hand and wearing a Lycra leopard print catsuit.

But the tables are soon turned and she’s being fucked on her swing by Seb Cam and his friend.  And let me tell you this lady love her anal.

In fact she loves it so much she gives herself a good anal pounding bouncing around on her suitors cock whilst holding on to the suspension bar.

She is anally fucked doggy style and pile driver before Seb covers her face in cum.

This wasn’t one of Tanya’s best productions, some of the scenes didn’t have clarity and were lacking in close up’s which isn’t something I ever envisaged saying about a TH production but this was certainly the weakest I have seen.

That said if you like variety and fetish it may just float your boat, unfortunately for me mine went down like the Titanic.

Starring: Michelle Moist, Liza Del Sierra, Cathy Heaven, Suzie Best, Paige Ashley, Karina Currie, Stacey Lacey, Jasmine Webb, Demitri XXX, Jamie Barry, Seb Cam, Jay Snake, Danny D

You can buy this movie here.

Tanya Hyde’s Girls Behaving Badly

Girls Behaving Badly
Girls Behaving Badly

At last this long awaited production had dropped through my door and I couldn’t wait to take a look.  The rather aptly entitled DVD is full of promise featuring the gorgeous Shay Hendrix.

You may remember that this DVD holds a certain sentimentality for Alex and myself as we travelled down to London to be on set with Tanya Hyde for Shay and Omar’s scene.

We were in the same house as they filmed The Kings Speech featuring Colin Firth.  Shortly after the filming Alex and I went to the cinema to watch the film and were smiling through quite a lot of the scenes when recalling what happened in those rooms.  Lol

The DVD has a run time of 2 hours and 59 minutes, I’m sure they could have stretched it to 3 hours.  Lol  It features 5 naughty scenes and the usual Cumshot Recap and Photo Galleries for you to savour.

When you think of Tanya the first word that comes to mind is “fetish” and if that is your thing then you are in for a treat with Girls Behaving Badly as it’s got lashings of face masks, straight jackets and very nasty toys.  A perfect combination and all held together with wonderful photography, lighting and closeup shots of all the action.

Scene 1 starts of with Seb Cam being enslaved by Rebecca More.  She eventually turns up in a very nice red latex dress which leaves nothing to the imagination.

After making Seb earn his fuck Rebecca spreads her legs for a vigorous pussy fucking followed by enjoying taking a large glass dildo up her ass.  At this point it becomes apparent that Rebecca is not stranger to anal and she looks as if she is gagging for it.

Seb soon gets to work fucking Rebecca’s ass like a mad man, if you are in to anal you will enjoy this scene.

Still un-sated with the ass fucking she got from Seb, Rebecca then spreads her ass cheeks for the fucking machine to ram it to her good and hard whilst she gives Seb a gob job to finish him off..

Scene 2 opens with Angel Long tethered to a St Andrews cross, she doesn’t have to wait long before her capture, Omar arrives on the scene.

Angel is tongued in to submission by Omar who gives her ass and pussy a good licking out before he penetrates her ass with a glass baton.

The scene then hots up as a hooded guy arrives with a huge erection and they both take turns at fucking Angels hot pussy.

This lady really enjoys having hard cock in her ass as they both jump onboard for some sizzling DP action.  The action culminating in a wankathon finish which sees the hooded guy come in Olympic proportions as he shoots his load clear over Angels back and head to land on the floor in front of her.

I wish I knew who he was because he deserves a medal for that performance.  😉

Scene 3 sees Paige Turnah, the daughter of Strap On Jane being cheuffered driven in her kinky leather strappy outfit to her den of iniquity.

She is then pussy tortured with an Hitachi Magic Wand style vibrator which incidentally I have reviewed.  You can read my review of it here.  Paige is then fucked with a long double ended steel dildo and finally when she is soaking wet she is fucked by Ian Tate who then ejaculates over her ample breasts.

Scene 4 features Shay Hendrix and is the scene Alex and I watched being filmed on our trip to London which you can read about on our site.  So this scene holds fond memories of a great day out on set with Tanya Hyde, Shay Hendrix, Omar and Seb Cam.  Oh and lets not forget that this DVD was filmed in the same house as The Kings Speech.

This is one of the weirdest I have seen.  It opens with Seb Cam strapped to a St Andrews cross wearing an Elvis mask and heels.  I kid you not.  Lol

Shay Hendrix appears, like a Spanish hussy wearing a fedora and with crop in hand and gives Seb a little blow job action before moving on to Omar who is prostrate on a bench wearing white leggings and boots.  Don’t ask me.

Omar gets a great blow job before Shay is fucked upside down in a chair.  That will be the one I was sat in only minutes before.  😉

Both guys get to stick it in her pussy for a good round of swapsies before Seb comes on Shay’s round ass and Omar gives her a good facial. Shay looks incredibly hot throughout in a serious waspie corsette that I know Alex enjoyed on set.

Scene 5 involves a male slave and a queening chair which Karlie Simon spreads her pussy on for her eager hooded slave to lick out.  He then adorns a chin dildo and proceeds to fuck her wet pussy with it whilst Karlie vocalises her appreciation.  This girl is a moaner so you may want to watch the volume if you have neighbours.  Lol

They engage in some full on anal action before the finale, a bukkake finish.

If you are in to BDSM, kink or fetish you will love this DVD, it has all the props and costumes to make your wet dream come true.  The lighting is excellent as I have come to expect with Tanya’s productions and there are plenty of closeup shots to savour and of course with the Cumshot Recap, Gallery and Trailers.

This production will hold a special place in my heart for years to cum because I was there on set for a day and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Featuring: Angel Long, Shay Hendrix, Rebecca More, Karlie Simom, Paige Turnah, Seb Cam, Ian Tate, Omar and Danny D who is infamous for his large dong.

You can buy this movie here.

Tanya Hyde Dollz House Review

Tanya Hyde Dollz House
Tanya Hyde Dollz House

Dollz house by Tanya Hyde is filmed in HD with an original soundtrack and a cast of names that any porn aficionado will recognise. With performances by Aletta Ocean, Robyn Truelove, Sofia Valentine, Aliz, Keira Pharrell, Lala, Havna Sin, George Uhl, Olivier Sanchez, Dirty Dog, Danny D, Jay Snake, Freaky Deke and Barry Scott we expected this 3 hour DVD to be packed with action.

There are four scenes starting with “Sex Doll” featuring Aletta Ocean. It’s slightly surreal, as is the set and involves a long session of cunilingus which at first is fun because the girl is getting the attention, then drags on a bit. Her costume is striking, electric pink waspie and pasties and striped stockings but the shots, though beautifully filmed, are a little obvious and gynaecological at times.

About ten minutes into the pussy licking a watcher is revealed (George Uhl), a nice voyeuristic touch. She begins to suck his cock and the lexicon of sexual positions is opened and each ticked off.

Cock sucking, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spit roast, cowgirl, DP, anal then facial cum shot. There was a sequence of positions but no progression. Masked, hooded and suspended in a body bag the male performers came and went without much of a nod to continuity throughout the 39 minutes

The next scene “Checkpoint” features Sofia Valentine and Robin Truelove as a voyeuristic chauffer and exhibitionist employer. While Robin frigs herself Sofia watches.

I really wanted this scene to be girl-on-girl with a few toys, maybe a strap-on? But they reach the titular checkpoint and are vigorously “interrogated” by the guards in every orifice until Robin’s ass is covered in cum quickly followed by a facial for Sophia.

In “Rough justice” Aliz is treated to three cocks, first through glory holes then in a full-on four-way fuck fest with the three men who maintain their anonymity by wearing their leather hoods throughout, well, except Jay Snake whose tattoos give him away.

Finally the best scene of the film “Spunk Rock”.

For some reason this scene clicked with me. It’s rough around the edges in places but has some good bits, especially the girl writhing on the bar. The Electro synth music bed goes a bit punky to match the costumes and tattoos and for some reason gels together better than the rest of the scenes.

Jay Snake delivers as usual, there’s a bit of pissing in there for urophiles and oddly Jay looks like Bruce Willis from some angles.

Perhaps it was because we’d been so looking forward to Dollz House that it came as a bit of a let down to us. Over-long and lacking in a distinctive theme the obviously large budget, talented cast and crew seem to have been a bit wasted.

Simply witnessing a succession of sex acts is not what we expect from Tanya Hyde and that’s what Dollz house felt like; Even if those sex acts were very well performed and filmed.

If Hyde was aiming for surreal then to an extent that feeling was achieved but it was surreal to the point of disassociation and therefore not sexy in a trippy way which could have worked.

The incidental music is electro-synth style and a refreshing change from the run-of the mill garbage that accompanies most porn.

You can’t watch this DVD in one session and maybe that’s not what it was conceived for. As a background to a wild sex party where your attention is drifting between the girl sucking your cock for real and the girls on screen then it would work. And you wouldn’t have to change DVD for three hours and get the buttons sticky.

Dollz House could have been a lot better at engaging me and making me feel more horny. Not the best Tanya Hyde film, but that said most directors would give their right arm to be as good as Hyde on a bad day.

You can buy this movie here.

Satan’s Whore

Satans Whore Gazzman
Satans Whore Gazzman

Satan’s Whore from Harmony Films illustrates once again that Harmony is always striving to be distinctive and add narrative to adult films reversing a trend by many other studios towards a movie being between 4 and 6 bland, repetitive scenes that simply depict a random selection from a menu of sex acts.

The premise of the video is that it forms the only surviving film record of a satanic ritual performed 43 years ago – to create the perfect sexual creature known as “Satan’s Whore”.

As theme for a video this is great. Think of all the possibilities sadly this is one of the weakest parts of the DVD. All the Satanic Devil-Speak uttered by the narrator is complete gumble. “On the sixth day of the sixth month 1966” that’s 4 sixes, not 3! And why not the summer solstice, much more auspicious and only 14 days later, LOL. I could go on about his but I won’t, it’s best if you pretend this bit of the film (the Devil-Speak) isn’t happening and you can enjoy the good bits.

The brief depiction of a “Black Mass” with post-produced, discoloured, 1960s tinted and scratchy “film” is OK and isn’t overplayed. The editor didn’t fall in to the trap of trying to post-process the whole movie, indeed even the whole mass, with the effect.

The film is divided into six scenes, or as the story would have it “The Six Steps To Whoredom”. The High Def video allows the atmospheric parts of the film to work really well, the sound quality adding a depth to the production that is too often lacking. However the movie isn’t quite perfect. Which is a shame because it is easy to imagine that it could have been.

In “The Bitch” Anan Nicol, Claudia Rossi and Jay R (The snake man himself) begin with a sensuous voyeuristic opening. This is incredibly effective right up until Jay R gets up from his chair and joins in the fun. From then on the underlying bed of chants and moans fades out so you can hear the three performers getting down and dirty. The performances are great, but the camera is hand-held, very well hand-held, but the constant movement, panning, titling and zooming, was a little too much. Yes, we got to get close in on the action but it was occasionally off-putting.

“The Virgin” starts with the less than virginal Ree Petra, in a bath, with a big black dildo. I’m guessing she didn’t buy the dildo from B&Q when she bought the bath. Donning a white waspie stockings and gloves she jumps on her lover who’s already tied to the bed awaiting the arrival of Ree and her impressive chest. He doesn’t stay tied to the bed for long and you can guess the rest. I particularly like the close-up shots of Ree licking cock. It’s slow, naughty and one of the points where the close-up hand-held does work.

“The Seductress” (Dana De Armond) plays with her ultimately superfluous glass ball while a kneeling Olivier Sanchez flails himself. Anal, oral, rimming, you want it, you get it in this scene. Dana De Armond’s plea of “don’t stop fucking me” is hardly necessary but effective nonetheless, LOL.

Alexandra Cat is “The Slut”. Wearing gorgeous sexy underwear the Russian minx first entertains two then three men simultaneously. The heat of the scene is generated more from the pure devilish lust from Alexandra Cat than the lights. It gets so hot in the room during the shoot that all four performers are dripping with sweat by the inevitably sticky end.

Olivier Sanchez and Stracy Stone Get it on in “The beauty”. A good solid m-f scene with some nice ball sucking, oooh nice hehehe.

Bobbi Star
Bobbi Star

The final scene is “The Perfect Whore”. Bobbi Starr takes on three strapping young lads to prove that she is the ultimate and willing servant of their sexual desires. Now don’t get me wrong here, this is a sex-filled scene revolving around the gorgeous and very horny Bobbi Starr, but I felt it was a little frantic as everyone tried to get in on the action at the same time. That eroded the atmosphere for me, and Bobbi was at her sexy best laid on the couch in the cut scenes being generally hot and horny.

Inter-scene graphics and cut scenes are good to excellent throughout if you ignore the confused diabolically silly occult nonsense. The cover design is good, though not groundbreaking and the text on it easy to read. I mention that as I hate standing in an adult store straining to read tiny, badly printed and low contrast cover notes.

The production values and quality are top-notch. Make-up and costumes are appropriate and beautifully executed. The sets are spot on and fit the theme of the movie, atmospheric and slightly dark.

Any criticisms of this film have to be put in the context of the high standard that Harmony set themselves and the rest of the industry. If most other studios had produced this it would be regarded as their best work. The up-close and constantly mobile camera work in some scenes is not quite my cup of tea, though it might be yours. Go get a copy, watch it and see for yourself.

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Title: Satan’s Whore
Studio: Harmony
Director: Gazzman
Run Time: 3 Hr 10 Mins
Performances: 7/10
Camera Work: 7/10
Makeup & Costumes: 8/10
Editing: 7/10
Lighting: 8/10
Sound: 9/10
Locations: 8/10
Incidental music & effects: 8/10
Menus & Extras: 4/10