The Cult From Harmony Films

The Cult
The Cult

Gazzman brings us an atmospheric tale of submission and domination in this offering from the Harmony stable. Featuring more kink than some might be used to this is essentially a high quality fuck fest that most will find irresistible. It is a quality outing for the assembled cast of hot and horny harlots brought together for the DVD. Megan Coxxx, Linet Slag, Skin Diamond, Valentina and Yaiza Del Mar are dressed and undressed in hot underwear and beg to be satisfied in a darkly themed title which promises deviant fun from the opening shot.

Kicking off with a three girl scene Skin Diamond, Megan Coxx and Valentina enjoy each other and a whole bunch of toys in a whole host of holes. There’s strap-on action, and all orifices are filled with tongues and sex toys. This is a tour de force in what three girls can get up to with imagination, some toys and no guys around.

Throughout the DVD the girls seem to have the upper hand, even when Linet Slag is being double-teamed by a pair of large cocks she is the one calling the shots, demanding satisfaction and getting it.

The guys take second place, being teased and toyed with then used as sex objects for the gratification of the insatiable girls. It’s a really nice take on the idea of submission, emphasising the quest for pleasure in a ruthless yet playful way that a pure BDSM title you might see from a “specialist” producer of S & M titles would be unable to create.

Each of the female performers is excellent in this title in their own way. Megan Coxx’s distinctive accent is natural and commanding when she’s instructing her bitches in the best way to satisfy her wanton needs. Skin Diamond sparkles out as a naturally capricious dominant, petite, exotic and so very demanding. Linet Slag makes sure she gets the hard banging she needs. Valentina’s solo section is particularly horny with some genuine feeling and indeed acting thrown in. Finally Yaiza Del Mar in her sexy red underwear just makes you sit up and pay attention, or should that be stand to attention 😉

The direction, photography and sound in this DVD is great pretty much throughout. The final scene (Yaiza Del Mar) seems to have a slightly lower quality feel to the video and seems a bit shorter than the rest, which is a pity because she’s hot and very naughty, biting away at her guy, or should it be victim’s cock.

Incidental music is rather good too, sometimes inappropriate and often jarring on cheaper productions The Cult’s choice of music was excellent. The story telling, though of course restricted to the scene setting and inter-scene titles does attempt to create an atmosphere. Now while I wouldn’t call the scenes as deeply atmospheric as the previous occult-themed title from Gazman “Satan’s Whore” the inference is there.

Don’t expect “Satan’s Whore 2” in terms of atmosphere but do enjoy some gorgeous horny girls getting their sexual gratification in any way they want. And don’t dare say no to them!



Ben Dover’s Cherry Poppers From Adult Channel Uncut

Ben Dover's Cherry Poppers
Ben Dover’s Cherry Poppers

I have a confession to make.  In all the years I have been watching and reviewing porn I haven’t yet seen anything with good old Ben in it.

The DVD from Adult Channel uncut intrigues me and makes me slightly curious to see if the old geezer can still get it up.  Lol  Judging from the front read cover he does and quite successfully.  😉

As you would expect he isn’t teamed up with any girls his own age in this production.

Instead he is featuring a bevy of beauties the first of which is the gorgeous Lou Lou who I had the pleasure of meeting on a recent porn shoot trip with Gazzman.

I’ve no preconceived ideas having never seen either Mr Dover perform or any of Adult Channels productions before.  The DVD features 4 scenes over 112 minutes and in is filmed here in Blighty, so you can wave your flag to British performers and production.

And Ben will be getting out more than his cock…

He uses his camcorder too…oooh errr!

I put the DVD in the drive, pulled my bedroom curtains too and lay back on the bed, remote in hand.  Then remembered I hadn’t pulled the windows too, don’t want the neighbours hearing all the oohs and aahs do we.  😉

Once composed on the bed I pressed the play button.

Scene 1 began with Ben driving his little red mini over to Lou Lou’s apartment.  Apparently she had been writing to Ben asking if she could try his “old man’s cock”.  And Ben being an obliging kind of guy he was now on his way to her place, camcorder in hand.

Lou Lou and Ben soon disposed with the formalities as she slipped out of her Summer dress and Ben his jeans.  He is very good shape for his age, he obviously looks after himself.

He does possess a very nice love length to say he has been in and out of hundreds of women in his lifetime, I was very impressed.

It wasn’t long before Ben was going down on Lou Lou and preparing her with his tongue and fingers.  Then came the cock as he banged away at her on the sofa in missionary, cowgirl and doggy style.  He has some stamina for an older guy and gives her a good seeing to.

The scene is cut at several points and is interspersed with the coverage that Ben is taking on his camcorder which gives you a kind of POV overtone to the scene.

Ben finishes over Lou Lou’s face and chest with a considerably voluminous spurt which she delights in rolling around her mouth.

Scene 2 sees Ben arriving at another young lady wanting to sample some of that old man’s cock.  Miss Sindy Strutt has invited Ben over to give her a jolly good rogering.

Miss Strutt is a buxom 20 year old from Barnsley and boy was it nice to see her large natural melons as Ben removed her bra.  Needless to say he paid them lots of attention with his mouth and hands.

He then moves on to Sindy’s pussy and ass, giving her a good rimming.  He then flips her over and mounts her doggy style and pushes his finger in her ass.  Legs are then up round his ears as he continues to bang away.

If you like your anal action you will love this scene.  Ben comes over her ass and then continues to fuck Sindy reverse cowgirl with plenty of closeups so you get to see all the penetrative action.

He gives Sindy’s ass a good workout before pulling out and sliding his hard cock in and out of her delicious full breasts, a personal fave of mine, tit wanking.

It doesn’t take long before he is shooting hot come straight in to Sindy’s waiting mouth.  😉

Scene 3 and Ben is on the road again, this time he is driving over to Caprice Love’s place, another girl wanting to sample some granddad cock.

Caprice is a cute looking petite blonde aged 23 with size 3 feet.  Yes, she is small.

Ben the commensurate pro continues to film her whilst asking the audience just how long did they think they would be able to last with her.  Lol  I’m thinking not long as she sheds her tiny denim shorts and white lacey bra to reveal a very nice pair of boobs.  You can’t tell I’m a tit girl can you?  🙂

She takes him in her mouth and gives him a good blow job before assuming the position on all fours on the sofa.  Ben screws her like this before taking her straight cowgirl and he doesn’t go long before cum is running down his cock out of her pussy.

The old pro he continues to fuck her and only manages a wee shot next tine as he admits to being totally fucked.  This DVD has a great reality feel about it as Ben interacts honestly with the camera.

Scene 4 Ben gets a surprise when he knocks on Lissa Loves door…she’s not alone her friend Jordan Price is with her.  And boy does Ben’s face light up at the prospect of two girls wanting to sample some old cock.

The girls are lined up on the sofa and given a good tonguing and rimming by Ben before they get to share his cock in their mouths.  Jordan gets to jump on his cock for a while before Lissa enjoys some doggy style fuckery.

Both girls take turns being fucked and face sitting Ben until they assemble at his feet to be spunked on.

I love the light hearted feel to this “knock a door shag” DVD and Ben not taking himself too seriously makes it not only filthy watching but amusing.

This DVD could be watched by anyone because it is relatively inoffensive but you do have to like Ben as he is the only guy in the production.

Featuring:  LouLou, Sindy Stratt, Caprice Love, Lissa Love, Jordan Price and Ben Dover

Ben Dover’s Cherry Poppers is retailed in the UK by Simply Pleasure stores. You can find your nearest local store here.

Young Harlots, Naughty Tutorials

Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials
Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials

Who said porn doesn’t have a story anymore? Whoever it was didn’t know what they were talking about because this DVD most definitely does!

Danny D is a sex toy salesman under pressure to sell more sex toys because his firm isn’t doing too well. His car breaks down just outside the gates of the school for Young Harlot’s. Through a slightly contrived case of mistaken identity he’s invited inside by the schools filthy, eye patch wearing nurse Shay Hendrix so she can use his “visual aids” for her new style sex-ed class. Nurse Hendrix’s technique includes encouraging the girls to deep throat dildos and then fucking them both vigorously with a strap-on. While not being rogered hard the girls indulge themselves with each other and the toys Danny left lying around. One of the most intense sections of the scene is Brooklyn Lee being anally fucked by Shay while Ruth Medina frigs her clit with a Hitachi Magic Wand.

When Danny D happens across one of the other students (Victoria Blaze) having a crafty smoke he soon engages in conversation about the contents of his bulging sample case and … you can guess what happens next. Two dildos are applied and the naturally talented eastern European “student” is vigorously “educated”. The girl is not entirely innocent; We know this because she carries her own lube around with her!

Soon the student has a dildo in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass and a big black rubber cock in her mouth. Danny however has something far more useful than a piece of plastic, his legendary cock. Danny takes her doggy with the butt plug still inside her. Soon he’s pushing that prodigious cock up her ass, a big ask for a small woman. Then it’s on to ATM and a good deal of ball sucking before reverse cowgirl then back to anal.

Danny’s pop-shot is a never ending shower of cum, covering her from pussy to the top of her head.

When the school’s headmaster (George Uhl) finds student Linet Slag – yes that is her name – bathing he shoves a butt plug up her ass without any form of pre-amble and gets her to suck his hard cock. Doggy action in the bath follows, getting more vigorous when the butt plug is removed. They slip into the leather chair next to the tub and Linet is fucked reverse cowgirl, vaginally and anally by George.

Linet proceeds to rim George and after some more cowgirl and a precarious anal pounding on the edge of the bath, then again in the chair receives George’s cum on her belly and tits.

When Victoria Blaze and Kristina Crystalis start to play with the sex toys that our favourite sex toy salesman has left lying around Headmaster George really gets stuck in to both of them – you know what I’m saying 😉 George Uhl, how many different ways are there to fuck a pair of women dressed as sixth formers?

The final scene on the DVD sees Danny D’s sex toy salesman cornered by the school’s headmaster and told in no uncertain terms that he has only one way to escape the wrath of the assembled masters – A show and tell demonstration of his sex toys on Kristina Crystalis.

A couple of fingers, some lube and a huge butt plug later the teachers all take turns in filling the willing young pupils holes, allowing the sex toy salesman to make his escape.

Having been on set when this DVD was made I have to admit to having a soft spot for the production. The movie does have a plot, though don’t expect any crazy twists as the action’s pretty linear. This is porn after all. But it is nice to see the effort that’s gone into the construction of a quality porn DVD.

Personal highlights for me include Shay Hendrix’s naughty nurse and Brooklyn Lee’s filthy schoolgirl. I got picture of both of them on set and perhaps my favourite was Brooklyn Lee playing with her Skittles. No that’s not a euphemism 🙂

A great addition to the Young Harlot’s series of films distinguished by its plot, some great acting from Danny D (who is an utter professional on set) and the hottest costume in a Young Harlots movie to date Shay’s eye patch wearing school nurse.

Buy Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials Here.

Featuring: Victoria Blaze, Linet Slag, Brooklyn Lee, Shay Hendrix, Ruth Medina, Kristina Crystalis, Danny D, George Uhl, Kai Taylor, Seth Strong


Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac

Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac
Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac

From the very beginning this DVD had a lot to live up to. The nymphomaniac series is one of Gazzman’s strongest and has featured some incredibly sexy models. How does it compare with its predecessors? Read on to find out 😉

To create a great porn DVD you need to bring together all the right elements – concept, location, direction, camera, lighting, production and the performers.

The concept has been proven by earlier titles from Harmony Films in this series. The location is incredibly eclectic yet forms an atmospheric backdrop to the hard core action without being distracting. The direction? Well this is a Gazzman film and as we’ve said in previous reviews his output seems to improve with every DVD which hits our doormat as his creative flair is given more and more freedom. I wonder if he knows I’m a sucker for pulling focus and Dutch angles?

Camera work is by the “G” man himself, the lighting, sound and post production by his very capable team.

All this is starting to sound like a huge suck-up isn’t it? Well it’s only a suck-up if it isn’t true. Having watched this movie from beginning to end I’m struggling to hold back the superlatives.

Now on to the star performer and her make-up/hair. I’ve met Brooklyn Lee in person and she’s hot, but in this movie you need a fire extinguisher to hand. It’s something about what happens to her when you point a camera at her. The combination of script her sparkling personality, dark hair and darker makeup that ticked all the boxes for me.

To give you a taste of what you’ll find in Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac I can tell you that the scenes are titled:

  1. I Just Love To Take Control
  2. Real Whores Love Being Dirty
  3. Sex With A Woman Is Great But …
  4. Stretch Her Pussy Big Dick
  5. I Love Anal Sex Because

You’ll see boy-girl, 3-girl, two guys on one girl, DP, spit-roast … I could go on but use your imagination because there’s something for everyone. Including a double cum shot from the amazing Mr Danny D. The quality ranges from very good to utterly captivating and all of them are packed with hot sex. (Including sex toys and hot wax at one point!)

Yes, there are flaws of course. The incidental music sometimes seemed like it was stock audio, then again not many porn movies have custom scores. This really doesn’t detract from your enjoyment because when you’re watching the action the audio isn’t what you tend to pay attention to.

Often I’ll go into detail about the scenes, I didn’t for a good reason. You need to see this movie for yourself as it’s the best one I’ve reviewed this year so far.

Featuring Brooklyn Lee, Lou Lou, Linet Slag, Samantha Bently, Ruth Medina, Jess West, Danny D, George Uhl, Dirty Dog

You can buy Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac here soon.

Twisted From Tanya Hyde

Twisted Tanya Hyde
Twisted Tanya Hyde

I’m slightly intrigued and excited at what this helping of kink may serve up for me as I study the front cover of the Twisted DVD a Harmony Films production from the Tanya Hyde stable.  Aside from the lovely latex clad beauties on the front there is one wearing what appears to be a horse’s head mask with a horse tail butt plug streaming from her asshole.

Kinky enough for ya?

And the rear cover of the DVD promises even more kink with an image of a guy wearing a skull mask, I know it’s a guy because he has a rather nice erection going on.  😉

The other images depict acts of penetration which leave nothing to the imagination with a smattering of fetish wear including collars, leggings and peephole clothing.  I’m looking forward to watching this already!

Twisted has a runtime of 2 hours and 31 minutes which comprises of 5 scenes, Photo Gallery and Cum Shot Recap.

Let the fun begin…

I find the best days to get the most out of porn DVD’s are the ones which are dark and damp (ooh errr) when I can pull the curtains, slip out of my clothes and snuggle under the duvet toy in hand.

Yes, I did say toy in hand.  Most times I review I multi task and take a toy to bed with me and write up the copy later.  It’s also great to be able to use your sexual excitement positively, watching all this porn makes me as randy as fuck.

So on this particular Friday afternoon I was nicely snuggled warming my vibe between my legs as the DVD span up in the drive.  Rain was lashing against the window pane and I felt quite smug at being able to watch porn and wank as part of my day job.  😉

Latex Lezzas opens with Rebecca More sat prostate in a medical chair wearing metallic blue leggings and a peephole top.  Sounds pretty normal up to now doesn’t it?

She is also wearing a gas mask and a heavy duty pair of nipple clamps with chain which playmate Jasmine Webb enjoys tugging.  Rebecca gets a good workout with a wand massager, a big black dildo and a metal butt plug before things move on a little.

A guy in a latex suit and gasmask enjoys the ministrations of both girls before being given a solo performance by Rebecca as Jasmine fucks her ass with a sturdy strap-on.  They all switch and she has a good anal rogering from latex guy before donning the strap on and giving Jasmine a good anal pounding.

Mr latex then steps up to the mark and fucks her ass before shooting his load over both of their expectant faces.

Black Santo commences in a cyber dungeon with Paige Turnah laying in a doctor’s chair dressed in black leather cupless bustier which shows off her ample breasts and a pair of fetish heels.  Does it for me.  😉

In walks a masked guy with heavily striped clown type trousers and if I’m not mistaken it looks like Omar, I recognised his cock.  Lol

He soon gets to work warming Paige up with his tongue a steel dildo and a massager which are all put to good use, much to her approval.

She repays him by giving a thorough deep throating before being fucked reverse cowgirl, doggy and finally taking his spunk all over her awaiting face.

The Cell begins with Jay Snake suspended from the bars of his cell with and eager Seb Cam looking on from outside.  Then Liza Del Sierra turns up complete with crop and hat and it’s obvious who is in charge as she rubs Jay’s crotch.

Soon Liza is having her ass tongued by Seb and then she moves on to a little face sitting on Mr Snake.

If you are into anal this MFM scene is for you as Liza takes it hard up the arse in reverse cowgirl, doggy style and spitroast positions.  Couldn’t make my mind up if I should watch Jay’s cock or her ample bosom topped with delicious large brown nipples bouncing around.  😉

Mr Snake finally looses his control whilst pile driving her pussy, shooting spunk between her legs which drips down her upended body.

And Seb Cam goes for a more conventional bukkake finish.

Chaos takes place in a dungeon with both Lexi Ward & Havana Sins caged and masturbating to each other before the guys appear.

Kai Taylor, or a least I thing it’s him sticks his cock through the cage and enjoys the oral skills of Lexi whilst Havana looks on frigging herself like crazy.  Then enters mystery guy number two and he promptly sticks his cock inside Lexi, she is now enjoying a caged spitroast.

The scene then moves on to Lexi lapping at Havana’s wet pussy as she sits in a chair before the guys appear once more to get to work on those tits and holes.  After a little double finger fucking we see the four of them line up for a bit of simultaneous cowgirl fuckery.  It has to be said I’m not a fan of synchronised sex.

A fuck-fest ensues with lots of fingering, tonguing assess and cunts and of course fucking all with some well light close-ups so you don’t miss out on any of the action.  And if you love tatts you will be in seventh heaven.

After all that ass and pussy pounding we get the familiar facial finish…sigh.

Fuck The Pony has the most bizarre opening with Michelle Moist sporting a horses head mask and a rather classy tail butt plug.  Karlie works Michelle’s pussy and clit as a figure with a skull mask and black cape watches from the corner.

I should point out at this point that the girls, both blonde, look great in their red and black basques with heels to match and when Karlie plants a kiss on Michelle’s butt cheek it stands out beautifully on her pale flesh.  Simply stunning visuals.

Karlie becons over the guy in the mask who is wearing a black Lycra all in one with his cock sticking out…how convenient as she aids his penetration of Michelle’s glistening pussy.  After warming up inside Michelle, Skeletor as I will refer to him moves on to fuck Karlie doggy style.

After slamming her cunt hard he pulls out and creams over her ass cheeks which made me salivate as I watched it drip down her ass crack.

Great care and an artistic eye has been given to the angles, lighting, content and outfits to make this a wonderful piece of BDSM kink with art house tones.

Featuring:  Rebecca More, Jasmine Webb, Lize Del Sierra, Paige Turnah, Karlie Simon, Michelle Moist, Lexi Ward & Hana Sins

American Tranny From Reality Junkies

American Tranny From Reality Junkies
American Tranny From Reality Junkies

I never really know quite what to expect when I watch a tranny DVD, with mainstream porn you usually have a good idea what you will be viewing.  So I suppose in a way pressing the play button on the DVD player takes me in to a whole new world of adventure where nothing is predictable or even cliché.

Reality Junkies are a Canadian production company who have been around for a while and I’ve reviewed several of their productions each with a different fetish to tickle your kink, from office porn to cuckolding.

This DVD contains 5 scenes and has a runtime of 176 minutes so let’s get cracking.  Follow me to my boudoir and make yourself comfortable, I’ll just retrieve that vibe which is charging whilst you load the DVD.

Scene 1 opens with one leggy and hot brunette called Vanity who appears to have broken down at the side of the road.

It’s not long before a guy (would love to tell you his name but the guys don’t get credits on the scenes) is pulling up and offering her help.

To cut a long story short she is on her way to an audition and ends up going home with the guy on the pretence of calling for assistance with the car.  Needless to say they forget all about that when they pull up outside the guys house.

A few formalities over and the brunette is revealing a pair of quite lovely boobs and he doesn’t take long to feast on them.  They kiss and suck each others cock in turn before the brunette kneels doggy style on the sofa, balls swinging below as he starts to fuck her ass.

They eventually switch and Vanity gives it to the alleged anal virgin straight up the pooper and he loves it.  After a few minutes running ball deep in to his ass he flips over so he can wank whilst she continues the onslaught on his ass.

A few grunts and expletives later he is coming all over his abdomen and she is getting right in to it.  She pulls out of his ass and points her hard cock straight at his open mouth.

Fuck!  This is the first tranny bukkake scene I have watched and it was good, she let that come spatter his face as he gulped down the thick white issue.

Wet your appetite eh!

Scene 2 takes place in a gym, Morgan Bailey is looking for her Tai Kwando class and takes on the challenge of boxing the guy who is there.  After a rather unconvincing round of lightweight punches (I know I do it) she decides that having won she owes the guy a sexual favour.  Yeh..ok!  lol

His shorts are soon down and his cock in her mouth giving him a great gob job, then it’s in to his ass with her cock as he kneels on all fours amongst the gym equipment.  There’s a little more enjoyment in this scene for those in to tattoos and perineum piercing.

The guy’s legs are in the air and she is pounding his ass whilst wanking his cock and we can see all the action.  The guy takes over creaming all over his stomach, seeing this Morgan Bailey is compelled to withdraw from his ass and wank too.

Good job that gym doesn’t have many members.  😉

Scene 3 Madison Montag complete with cheerleader outfit pops over to Stacey her friends house to find just her brother at home.  She offers to show him her cheerleader dance and falls during the performance, which was crap BTW and ends up rubbing her leg.

Then brother ends up rubbing her leg which leads to…

Despite brother’s surprise at finding Madison Montag has a cock it doesn’t take long for him to start to blow her.  They then switch to 69ing before he sticks his tongue in her ass quickly followed by his hardon.

He then gives Madison another licking before flipping her over and taking her doggy style on the sofa.  Madison then reverses the roles and mounts him, at this point I found myself slightly distracted by the huge spot on his left butt cheek.  Lol

Madison Montag comes inside his ass and he reciprocates by wanking over her hole.

Scene 4 features 4 guys holding a batchelor party for their friend and giving him a surprise send off…

Queue Aliana Starr XXX.  The leggy brunette walks in the room wearing just a black bra and panties and the guy is blown over.  At this point the other 2 guys leave them both to it.

She performs a little dance before going down on him, he decides to return the favour only to find she has a cock.  Undeterred (familiar theme, lol) he makes the best of gobbling her off before she sticks it in his ass.

They do it doggy style and cowgirl flipping until the wanking finish which sees Aliana XXX wanking over her stomach and the guy laps up her come.  It’s then his turn to come and he spews his seed all over her boobs.

Scene 5 takes place at a house viewing.  The guy turns up at the door for it to be answered by Jesse, a tall busty blonde.  She shows him around the house as far as the bedroom and then things take a naughty turn.

The lady of the house ends up sucking him off before she has her cock sucked, her ass eaten out, fingered and fucked.  Oh and let’s not forget the wank as he penetrates her asshole.  😉

Places change and she alternates between fucking his ass and having her cock sucked in this ATM part of the scene.  Finally she pulls out of his ass and wanks over his tongue, coating it in thick gloopy cum before sticking it back in his ass as he frantically masturbates himself over the edge.

Featuring:  Jesse, Vanity, Morgan Bailey, Aliana Starr XXX, Madison Montag, sorry guys I can’t credit you as you aren’t named on the DVD.

You can buy American Tranny here, or from your local Simply Pleasure store.

Psycho Sex From Tanya Hyde

Psycho Sex Tanya Hyde
Psycho Sex Tanya Hyde

I only had to read the first two porn stars featured in this production from Tanya Hyde for Harmony Films to feel a little excited…Megan Coxxx and Syren Sexton and that’s just for starters.

And the rest of the naughty line up don’t disappoint either but more of that later.  The front cover depicting a sex crazed Paige Turnah in an open cupped latex leotard wets more than my appetite for kink.  The DVD features 5 scenes each with “Fuck” in the title and the runtime is 3 hours 57 mnutes including Cumshot Recap and Photo Gallery.

Over on the reverse there are masks, nipple tassels, latex outfits and lots of cock worship.  As usual I don’t think Tanya will disappoint.

So it’s off to the bedroom for me, are you coming?

You pull the curtains too and be careful not to let the neighbours catch site of you whilst I load the DVD player.  Thing I’ll grab myself a nice toy too.

Factory Fuck is set in a very atmospheric engineer’s workshop.  Danny D is grinding more than metal in this scene as Scarlett March inspects his tooling with her mouth.

They are being watched my Rebecca More who seems to be enjoying the voyeuristic display before being grabbed from behind by Jay Snakes.  Rebecca then has her titties worshipped by Jay, nice to see in porn these days, before being taken off to the workbench.

She is then subject to a good spitroasting, double cock sucking and fucked in every hole.  Scarlett joins in providing a little pussy licking before being deployed as a cocksucker between fucks for Jay.

Rebecca is then fucked by Jay in a love swing before being anally power drived (driven??? LOL) and sprayed with come.  Danny D finishes the scene wanking over Scarlett who remembered to wear her safety glasses, good job because as usual Danny spunked everywhere.

F-Club Fuck is very surreal, we see Alice yes as in Wonderland wandering around a fetish club and being groped through holes in the wall.  And that’s not all, she’s being groped by a latex clown and a Rabbit.  I know, tell me about it.  😉

Alice or should I say Michelle Moist wanders off and finds herself a fucking stool with a  large black dildo mounted on it. She then delights in eating out Jasmine Webb’s before she is pinned to a wheel, spun around with several finger fuck intermissions delivered by Jasmine.

Omar then appears dressed as a ring master appears and fucks each of the girls cunts good and hard before wanking over both their faces.

Fetish Fuck sees the gorgeous Syren Sexton fully dommed up with teal latex body suit with appropriate openings and a whip enter a dungeon.  And there suspended blindfolded in a body bag is Demetri XXX.

After a quick tease with her crop Syren is reaching for his cock and I’m watching her lovely pert and sizeable boobs bob up and down from below.  Great angle there Tanya.

We are then taken to a room where Sebcam is laying prostrate on the floor tethered and wearing only a pair of black snake skin patterned tights.  Once again I know.  Lol  Syren gives him a good gob job and then climbs on board before being joined by Demetri wearing the same leggings.

The MFM scene works through many positions including cowgirl, doggy and reverse cowgirl and climaxes or should I say Sebcam does all over Syrens pouting pussy and Dimitri sprays her face with copious amounts of cum.  Wow!  He must’ve needed a drink after that.  😉

Rubber Fuck will satisfy any medical fetishists reading.  Paige Turnah is sat in a medical chair with her legs in stirrups.  She is wearing a gas mask, latex top with open access to her ample cleavage, stocking and a pair of fetish points.

In come Jay snake wearing a gas mask and latex chaps.  He starts by massaging her breasts with oil (sooo jealous) then brings out the nipple cups.  And as if that wasn’t enough he finishes off with the violet wand which he expertly teases her breasts, nipples and eventually her clit with.

Paige is then subject to an opening pussy pile driver, followed by reverse cowgirl and doggy style before being jazzed on as she kneels at Jay’s feet.

A great scene for anyone in to fetish and who like watching a nice pair of boobs bouncing around.  😉

Hog Fuck begins with Megan Coxxx walking in to a bar where 2 guys are playing cards wearing full headed pig masks.  She approaches the bar tender and is directed through a set of doors.

She reappears after devouring a couple of cocks at the gloryhole and returns to the bar followed by the “pigs”.  It doesn’t take long for her to drop to her knees and give them an oral workout which sees them rock hard.

Megan gets a good workout from the guys, moving through spitroast, reverse cowgirl, doggy style and she seems to love every minute of it.

All the porking finishes off with a double bukkake finale where Meagan’s face is covered in endless streams of thick cum.

The themes, production and lighting make this an interesting film with a dominant streak of fetish running through it.  Multiple angles and closeups ensure that you get to see all the action.  Psycho Sex may not be for everyone so may not make a good first time viewing unless you already have a fetish element in your personality.

However if you are adventurous I suggest you give it a watch.

Featuring:  Megan Coxxx, Syren Sexton, Paige Turnah, Rebecca More, Scarlett March, Jasmine Webb, Michelle Moist, Ian Tate, Sebcam, Demetri XXX, Jay Snakes, Danny D and Omar

You can buy this movie here.

Fallen Angelz From Tanya Hyde

Fallen Angelz Tanya Hyde
Fallen Angelz Tanya Hyde

I’ve been extremely busy lately and fallen behind on my DVD viewing and reviewing.  What geed me up in to taking up my role as Jonathon Ross was the delivery yesterday was a box of 22 DVD’s to add to the ever growing pile.

So in an attempt to pull my finger out.  Oooh err, I thought I better crack on.  And Fallen Angelz a Tanya Hyde productions stood, especially as I noted Jay Snakes listed in the credits at the bottom of the front cover.  😉

It looks from the front cover as if in true Tanya style there is going to be plenty of kink as I spot Jay Snake being a pony boy and also wearing a hood.

Load up the DVD whilst I pull the curtains, I don’t think this is a DVD to share with the neighbours.  Lol

The dvd contains 5 scenes with a runtime of 3 hours and 17 minutes including Comeshot Recap and Galleries.

Man On A Chain

We see sizzling Syren Sexton descending some stairs and making her way to her slave who happens to be Jay Snakes.  Syren looks bewitching in an open fronted gown stockings and heels whilst Jay looks vulnerable chained by his collar to the wall and the slightly whited out visuals fit in with this fetish scene.

Syren takes up a seat and enjoys teasing him sat on a chair, fingering her pussy and then using a large bent glass dildo.  Meanwhile he is tugging at his chains to reach her.

Eventually Jay is freed and his Mistress bridles him and rides him around the room, finally chaining him to the wall once more.  Very naughty.  She gives him a very indepth throating, almost taking in his full length, which is quite some feat.  😉

She is then given a jolly good licking, finger fucking and expertly rimmed by Jay before the fucking begins and Syren raises to her knees and climbs on board for a bit of reverse cowgirl action.  They work through the usual fuck positions before Jay wanks over Syren’s open mouth.

No anal in this scene guys but Syren is a great fuck.

Painted Lady

Sophia Valentine climbs the stairs wearing only a pair of leopard spotted heels, a pair of nipple clamps and a collar.  Good start so far.  She then finds Ian Tate rather handily on the stair, unzips him and gives him one hell of a blowjob, how did you get it in to the hilt?

Up on the landing she is greeted  by Tony De Sergio, dressed just like Ian in a smart suit and trilby, very CMNF.  😉  Some great close ups of Sophia looking up doe eyed with her mouth full.

She gets a very good eating out whilst trying to swallow Mr Tate, then she flips over to received Tony’s cock in her pussy.  He fucks her for a while before inserting a metal butt plug inside her in preparation for her anal fuck.

We then see Sophia on her back legs shackled and in the air as Iain fucks her cunt then her ass with some great camera angles thrown in.  The scene wraps with Tony spurting thick ribbons of come onto Sophia’s chin which hand down like a beard.  Then finally Iain squirts copious amounts of jiz all over her, some even going in her eye, that’s going to sting.

I Spit On Your Cock

Rebecca More & Scarlett March are dressed very nicely in leather bustiers and thigh high boots for this scene which sees Rebecca teasing scarlet with a rabbit vibrator as she sits on a fetish bench.

The action then moves to the queening chair where Rebecca gets to eat her out and rim her ass and Rebecca is determined to get the most out of it as bounces up and down on the chair.

Rebecca then makes her way downstairs to the gimp or should we say Omar tied to a St Davids cross complete with rubber hood.  She soon gets to work on his hard cock sucking it like a bitch, then her friend Scarlet joins in the action.

Rebeccas ass takes a pounding as she reverse cowgirls him, then the spreader bar comes out and she is being given some deep anal wearing a spreader bar on her ankles.

Then Omar pluges Scarlett’s cunt before finishing himself off once again in Rebecca’s ass and pulling out to give them both a sticky facial.

Women Beat Their Men

Cathy Heaven wearing a very nice backless and bottom less strapy number in latex has Jay Snakes shackles and supended from the ceiling.  She proceeds to flog him and this was a proper flogging, you should see his back.  Lol

She then unleashes the beast and starts to devour it inch by inch and amazingly manages to take all of him in as her nose presses against his pubis.  Next she subjects him to having his penis sucked in a vaccum pump.  Dirty girl.

Not content with that, she uses a violet wand on his cock between sucks this then leads in to new latex outfits and a chin dildo mask, collar and chains.  Kinky enough for you yet?  😉

Jay then gets her is a spreader bar and various other pieces of BDSM equipment fucking her pussy and ass until coming down her left cheek in several spirts.

Stir Crazy

Tony and Iain have Coco Charnelle imprisoned and are keeping a watchful eye over her as she sits open legged in knee high boots and a leather bustier fingering herself.  She then sets about fucking herself with a very naughty large cocked latex bear.  Don’t ask.  Lol

They attend her cell and after a good wank and a suck the guys get to fuck her both ends with their truncheons.  Well Iain has a black one but Tony uses his cock.  They take turns being fucked and sucked as they spitroast Coco.  Keep an eye out for the metal hook.

And once again we have a bukkake finish, not my favourite and a bit repetitive, would have preferred a little variety but a good production if you are in to your kinks and one which some porn newbies may like.

Typical of a Tanya Hyde production the scenes are imaginatively light, the camera work excellent and plenty of close ups for dirty cows like me.

Featuring: Sofia Valentine, Syren Sexton, Cathy Heaven, Coco Charnelle, Rebecca More, Sxarlett March, Ian Tate, Jay Snakes, Omar and Tony De Sergio
You can buy this movie here.


Charlie’s Porn Family Review

Charlies Porn Family
Charlies Porn Family

It’s a while since I reviewed a production from this Canadian based house and it’s certainly unusual for porn to come out of Canada when we usually associate it with the States.

The DVD features top porn stars in real life scenarios and looking at the cover there are 5 scenes to wet your appetite ranging through a broad range of naughty topics and an additional bonus scene featuring world renowned porn star Ginger Lynn.  😉

With a runtime of just short of 2 hours there is lots of action for you to view and the girls on the cover look well worth one.

So without further ado follow me in to the bedroom where I have a toy waiting ready to join in with the on screen action.  Nothing like a bit of multi tasking on a cold, damp, miserable Winter’s morning.  I’ll pull the curtains and you can lay there at the side of me and take in all the action.  😉

Rather unusually for a porn DVD it opens with an interview with Ginger Lynn, who talks about her how she met Charlie Sheen and  began a 5 year relations hip with him following her 3 years of working as a porn actress.  Then we move on…

…The first scene opens with Tony De Sergio opening the door to Bree Olson who is dropping off some mail.  She is invited in when she confesses to Tony that her sisters are all getting some and she isn’t.

After offering to suck his cock Tony puts up little resistance and they end up semi naked on the sofa in the living room.  Bree is quite expert at giving head and so enthusiastic she ends up being skull fucked.

They then assume reverse cowgirl and Tony slides his more than adequate erection deep inside Bree’s hairy pussy.  Unusually she is neatly trimmed but sporting a brunette bush which matches her blonde locks perfectly.  Lol

The pair of them work through cowgirl, doggie and sideways action before the pop shot all over Bree’s face.  A good scene, the only cristicism I have is Bree’s voice, it has a squeaky tone and can be quite irritating especially as she likes to offer instruction and encouragement throughout the scene.  Perhaps best viewed on mute.  😉

In the Second Scene Caprice returns home with her friend Marie McCray from shopping and they go up to her room.  Marie confesses to not being able to keep boyfriends and that it must be the way she kisses or something.

Queue Caprice.

They kiss deeply and passionately before Marie goes down on Caprice and gives her a good licking, moistening her for a good two fingered fuck.

There’s lots of kissing, licking and finger fucking in this scene and even a little scissor sisters midway.  Both girls ensure they bring each other off in a scene which works and is quite tenderly produced.

Kacey Jordan is charged with house sitting for a couple of days and finds herself getting a little bored in Scene 3.  She starts to play with a finger vibe and is discovered by the returning couple played by Darryl Hanah & Randy Spears.

They both make their way in to the house and it’s not long before they are all getting to know each other intimately.  Kacey doesn’t need much encouragement to go down on Randy as his onscreen wife watches.  It’s a very horny scene.  😉

Wifey licks Kacey’s lips before she lowers herself reverse cowgirl down on to Randy’s hardon.  Wifey then gets stuck-in rimming her from behind.  Kacey then gets a serious fucking from all directions whilst Wifey Darryl licks, caresses and sucks just to help out.

Randy fucks Darryl doggy style to finish and comes all over her ass and Kacey’s face.

In Scene 4 Alec Knight advertises for a third for him and his wife under the guise of someone to tutor but he really wants them  to play with and she is due round in about an hour.  😉

The doorbell rings and in walks the gorgeous Kaylynn who is soon being tutored in how to kiss Melanie Rios the naughty wife.  The lesson progressed through breast worship and pussy licking.

They both get to suck on Alec’s hard cock before he takes both of them over the table and on a chair in a variety of positions before shooting his wad over Kaylynn’s tummy with wifey watching and joining in the action.

I think I may need tutoring…

Scene 5 features Ginger Lynn who has just finished her forth long term relationship and confesses to her friend Elixis Monroe that she feels that she may have been pursuing the wrong kind of relationships knowing that she is a lesbian.

And a very passionate and intimate scene unfolds with lots of kissing and caressing.  Ginger and Elixs take turns at sucking, licking and frigging each other until they are both hot and breathless.

Then out comes the vibrator…

Kasey calls around on Chris to give him a massage and guess what…it’s her first.  😉  She starts work on his back briefly before he asks her to work on his quadriceps on his legs, flipping over and removing his towel.  He’s naked!

And he’s a very well endowed fella which doesn’t escape her notice.  Lol  Needless to say the rubbing turns in to cock sucking as she mounts the bed and gobbles his cock expertly as he slips off her bra revealing her pert little titties.

They assume a 69 and he tugs on her pussy lips with his mouth then gives her a brief rimming before she jumps on top and they get down to the fuck therapy.

Both of them work through the positions as he massages her g-spot and eventually coming all over the cute little blondes face.

If you are in to anal this isn’t going to hit the spot for you but there are a variety of interesting scenes which will tickle your fancy.  It would certainly be a good watch for any porn newbies out there wishing to watch something which isn’t extreme or too hardcore.

Featuring:  Ginger Lynn, Bree Olson. Capri Anderson, Kacey Jordan, Melanie Rios, Randy Spears and a selection of un-named guys.
You can buy this movie here.


Wasted By Gazzman Review

Gazzman Wasted
Gazzman Wasted

I started watching Wasted by British director Gazzman and couldn’t decide what category it fell into. Was it a mocumentary? Was it a spoof? Was it trying to be reality TV, but about porn and porn production?

I came to the conclusion that it’s what TV producers have taken to calling “Constructed Reality”. That is telling a story by carefully crafting a series of directed scenes, sometimes improvised, to tell a story as if it were happening for real. The director and the viewer form an unspoken agreement not to question this deceit. Through that metaphorical nod and wink we get to enjoy a rather extreme, R18 rated soap opera about some pretty out of control porn stars trying to make a movie despite them being depicted as having deep character flaws and mercurial behaviours.

We watch Brooklyn Lee, Angelina Valentine, Kelly Klass, Aiden Starr, Breanne Benson, James Deen, Nacho Vidal, Nick Manning, Danny Mountain and Tony De Sergio fight their respective daemons while they fuck for the camera.

James Deen is depicted as an alcoholic, steeling booze from sleeping vagrants and pissing on the windshield of an SUV while standing on the hood (it’s in the states OK, if he was in the UK it would be a windscreen and a bonnet :p)

Angelina Valentine is billed as a psychopath, and is pretty good at acting like a psycho diva for the purposes of the movie.

Nacho Vidal is apparently “Angry”, soooo he shouts a lot, throws a lot of things, breaks one camera of a journalist who wants to interview him and then fucks his co-star.

Nick Manning, “Pretty Boy Of Porn” doesn’t do humility, and he doesn’t get on with Nacho Vidal for the purposes of the DVD. He is only tamed when Aiden Starr has him gagged and strapped to a table. Apparently this scene isn’t for public release – oh dear, Gazzman seems to have forgotten and put it on the DVD.

In “Porn Couples” some nice use of gym equipment is used as we watch a porn couple row about a scene he did “behind her back” and then make up by fucking hard.

The end of the movie has Nacho Vidal scream into an underground parking lot at the studios, storm into the office and rant at the management. All very amusing.

If you know Gazzman’s work you know what the porn content of the movie will be like. Every position, every hole and lots of cum for you to enjoy. The settings are industrial and the fucking is vigorous and raw. Personally I liked Aiden Starr and Nick Manning’s scene best because it was different, a little kinky and playful in its execution. There’s more variety in this movie than in some of Gazzman’s output and the movie is better for it. The sex scenes are good, but it’s the movie as a whole that makes me tempted to say this is his best title yet.

The premise of this DVD is not entirely new but I’ve never seen it executed so well and to such good effect. There have been “reality” porn movies before but this one has a vitality and humour that means that I, a hater of soaps and constructed reality really enjoyed. This isn’t for everyone but you need to watch it to see that porn movies don’t have to have the budget of an epic to be different and entertaining.

Nice one Gazzman.
You can buy this movie here.


Featuring: Brooklyn Lee, Angelina Valentine, Kelly Klass, Aiden Starr, Breanne Benson, James Deen, Nacho Vidal, Nick Manning, Danny Mountain , Tony De Sergio