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Hooked Up Review

Hooked Up
Hooked Up

Hooked Up is Gazzman’s explicit vision of what it would be like to be able to call someone up for no-strings attached sex.

This DVD isn’t meant to reflect reality, it’s pornography after all and the idea of seeing an “Escort” like “Sunshine” in first scene turn up at the client’s door in only a bra, hold-up stockings and panties covered by a coat is very attractive to many men and women. Whichever of those roles that you like to play in your sexual games. Furthermore in the UK, while it’s legal to hire an escort for company you can’t hire them with the express purpose of no-strings sex. But hey this DVD was filmed outside the UK so let your imagination run free.

For example you can hire VIP escorts in the UK from https://www.londonescorts-vip.co.uk agency for company and to enjoy their companionship.

So back to the movie. Tony De Sergio gets his money’s worth from “Sunshine” who gets straight down to sucking his cock before Tony explores her pussy and asshole with his tongue. Sunshine’s limited English doesn’t prevent her enjoying Tony’s cock in her pussy and ass, first on the coffee table then on the sofa. Stockings and heels flailing in the air she bounces on his prick for ages. She returns to the coffee table for Tony to drop his sticky load on her tummy and pussy.

If sunshine stayed overnight she would have enjoyed his breakfast as well as his cock as I can vouch for the fact he’s a pretty good cook as well as a capable cock-smith.

Alyssa, “The Hot Date” doesn’t even make it inside her apartment before she gets it on with her beau. Her skin tight dress which covers little and offers much is soon peeled back followed by a little thank you suck before they get into the flat. She even gets a little taste of her boyfriend’s cock in her pussy before they get inside. Nicely she keeps her stockings and suspenders on while he is naked. There’s some 69, she is bent double and Alyssa even sits on his face before a facial finish.

Valentina keeps two guys company in the next scene where she wears a translucent mac over her beautiful claret underwear. She dances very seductively before the sex begins and I can vouch for the fact that she looks as gorgeous in real life as on screen in case you’re interested because I’ve had the pleasure of photographing her. A Real treat for Tony De Sergio and George Uhl as they get to double team her. The finish is one to the pussy and one to the face.

Samantha Bentley takes on three cocks in the next scene where it’s impossible to describe every configuration and combination of orifice penetration. This is a very rough sex scene which is not for everyone so if you like hard gang-bangs it could be for you, otherwise you have been warned.

Shay Hendricks plays a madam to round out the DVD’s 5 scenes and introduces “Katrina” (Bella Baby) to her client. A lot of uncomfortable looking sex on a hard wooden staircase ensues with a money shot over her cute tits. Not an exceptionally erotic scene despite a little bit of dancing and posturing but more underwear and stockings to make it different from a lot of factory produced porn.

Extras are limited to a photo gallery and cumshot recap.

This isn’t the greatest Gazzman movie but because it’s Gazzman it better than the vast majority of porn out there. I like the sexy underwear and the fact it stays on the girls for a lot of the time rather than disappearing ASAP as if to save on dry cleaning. The “Who will you call when you want to get fucked tag line” kind of gets lost quite quickly as the attempt at a story disappears under the pornography but then when did a porn movie last win a best script Oscar? This is an enjoyable and varied DVD with some vigorous sex and attractive performers, pretty good.

Young Harlots Slutty Delinquents

Young Harlots Slutty Delinquents
Young Harlots Slutty Delinquents

The latest in a long line of “Young Harlots” movies is “Slutty Delinquents”. Set unsurprisingly in a finishing school where the 18+ students are anything but shy and retiring the staff which consists of three teachers and a secretary all enjoy sex and without the slightest hint of a lesson in sight.

OFSTED would be appalled.

In fact without the “schoolgirl” uniforms, gowns and mortarboards you’d be hard pushed to make the connection between a debauched college and a rather nice house in what might be the French countryside filled with sex hungry men and women. Yes there’s the allusions to “School Rules” and wotnot but seemingly less than in previous Young Harlots films I’ve seen. There’s a script there and the performers do a reasonable job of acting it, the camera work is of the usual high standard as is the lighting, makeup and editing. There’s even some non-intrusive incidental music too.

Jay Snakes, Yanick Shaft, Ryan Ryder take great pleasure in indulging in the fill-on suck and fuck fest you would expect from a Gazzman film with the girls – Lexi Lowe, Lola, Samantha Bentley, Tiffany Doll, Charlize Tinkerbell and Georgie Lyall.

Not the most sophisticated of plots, I mean we’ve seen it all before, but competently executed and watchable as you would expect from Gazzman/Harmony Films.

Young Harlots School Reunion

Young Harlots School Reunion
Young Harlots School Reunion

Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.

Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.

Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at  knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.

Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.

You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.

According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”

Three Way Bangers

Three Way Bangers
Three Way Bangers

There’s no mistaking what this DVD is about from the title but just in case you were wondering Danny D, possessor of a monumentally large dick introduces the first scene from a sofa in “his house”. Aleska Diamond and Megan Coxxx sit either side of him while he does so and then it’s straight on with the action. The aforementioned sofa gets used as a piece of gymnastic apparatus as Danny D’s cock is sucked and then used to fuck the two girls for the next 30 minutes. The girls pleasure each other orally and appreciate it loudly throughout until the money shot.

Next we’re off to California for one girl and two cocks jammed alternately in her pussy and mouth. It all takes place next to a pool that I’ve seen before and the scene is familiar too as if it comes from another DVD. Maybe I’ve seen too much porn and it’s all blurring in to one? There’s a pair of luscious breasts waiting to be sprayed with cum but only one guy sprays his splooge on them the other opting to cover her pierced tongue with his junk.

A yellow bikini, nice solo and a pair of false breasts tease us into the next scene. The two cocks appear and get on with the business of a spit roast and anal action followed by DP. A facial cumshot finished the scene.

A high quality tease, by the stunning Valentina Nappi excites two voyeurs in the European segment. They turn out to be Tony De Sergio and George Uhl, experience regulars of Harmony films. Valentina is fucked in every hole, Dped, spit roast and creamed on.

Nikki Jayne’s “first anal” is assisted by Bobbi Starr, they’re lucky there’s a guy around to save Bobbi having to strap-on a strap-on to do the honours. Bobbi frigs herself in her pussy and ass while on the stairs Nikki’s cock starts to warm her up. The girls get together and play with a double ended dildo in a most enjoyable way … double-deep throat of a sex toy which is new even for me! Then cock arrives and, well I don’t have to paint a picture because you know what anal looks like. Nicely though the final cumshot is inside and on Nikki’s pussy for Bobbi Starr to lick up.

Frankki’s way of working in the warehouse is to spend her day in a bra and a pair of red panties so it’s no surprise that when Danny D and Ian Tate see her they fuck her hard.

Back to Europe for Danny D to screw Skin Diamond and Henessy.

Jenna Haze takes on two young studs for the final scene and you know what, I’m running out of ways to describe hard fucking in every hole LOL.

OK, this isn’t the most sophisticated of porn movies but it does have exactly what the title says – in spades. The scenes are from Harmony movies of the past few years, one or two of which I think I’ve seen before but so what. What you get is oodles of hard core action and lots of great girls to look at plus the variety of not having one “star” throughout. This isn’t going to win awards but it is head and shoulders above some of the drossy DVDs I’ve seen made from rubbish that didn’t make it into other DVDs.

Stockings And Lace by Viv Thomas

Stockings And Lace
Stockings And Lace

Stockings and lace is a movie whose title tells you exactly what to expect. Girl-on-girl action with lots of feminine clothing for fans of more than straight hard core action. That doesn’t mean you’ll not find hard core action too but this is a great title for those viewers who believe it’s not all about getting naked and fucking.

You’ll find many of the Viv Thomas Films regulars here, Vera, Sandra Shine and Eve Angel alongside Nesty, Cindy Hope, Lexi Lowe, Colette, Alexa Candy and Nicole Sweet.

The scenes range from the straight gir-girl fun to ones involving sex toys used anally and vaginally. All done of course with a softness that you associate with Viv Tomas films. The final scene is one for lovers of rimming and finger DPs.

The pace of Stockings and Lace could be described as unhurried, another characteristic of Viv Thomas’ films. Perfect for a long, slow session of voyeurism as you watch the gorgeous models explore each other’s bodies in the most intimate of ways. Great for girls who like watching beautiful girls, guys who like girl-girl and couples who like their porn without any cock in it.

Sex Games by Viv Thomas

Sex Games
Sex Games

This adult movie from Viv Thomas features boys and girls. Yes some of Viv’s output does have guys in it and as you’d expect from Viv even though there are cocks a-plenty there’s none of the raucous action you see in other boy-girl porn films, but there is plenty of passion.

There’s a great list of talent, some of it performers you will have seen in Viv Thomas films before, others you might be more familiar with from other studios. Here’s the cast list Colette, Carmen Croft, Shay Hendrix, Gina, Blue Angel, Claudio Pedro, Andy Mann, Frank Mayor

I think the concept of this video is what makes it stand out from the crowd. We all know when we are watching a DVD like this that the performers are actors but allow you have to do is allow yourself to accept that they are couples or at least in the case of the last scene a masseur and his client who are up for a bit of naughtiness and immediately you start getting ideas for what you and your partner might get up to.

Whether you want a lap dance from your partner, to video yourselves having sex or to act out a sexy masseuse fantasy this DVD can help you introduce the idea to your partner. Or you can just watch it together and really enjoy it because there’s no rough sex, nothing that most open-minded couples wouldn’t get up to in bed together and no ridiculous scenarios constructed to justify unbelievable sexual antics.

So in summary, a good video to watch with your partner for all sorts of reasons.

Secret Lives of Kept Wives by Viv Thomas

Secret Lives Of Kept Wives
Secret Lives Of Kept Wives

Ladies, what would you do if felt abandoned by your husband and you found the hired help cavorting in your best corset and stockings. Well, if you’re the wife in the first scene in this Viv Thomas movie you get you hand in your panties and enjoy the show. Then you get it on with her of course.

The second scene shows another neglected wife, this time screwing her husband’s business partner in the kitchen while the husband has his ear glued to his mobile phone. She is screwed hard over the counter tops and has her belly covered in cum, cleaning up just in time for her husband to walk through the kitchen on his way out on a business trip.

In scene three you get to see a very sexy wife lap dance and fuck her husband.

Next a couple invite a domme into their house and all sorts of fun and games ensues, as you can imagine. The hubby has to watch at first as the Domme and his wife get it on – poor lad, sat there with his cock in his hand! There’s a little strap-on action with a very expensive harness and ceramic dildo before the husband is finally allowed to join in with the action. When he does he fucks then cums on both girls’ tits.

The last scene shows a swingers party that ends up with two couples swapping partners and fucking on a round, white bed.

The music throughout is not intrusive and is reasonably appropriate. Unusual for modern porn where the cost of music rights/composition tend to make it a rarity or a bit crappy. Like the great camera work, editing and sound engineering in general the music is unusually enjoyable.

Each of the stories has a narrative, yes a real narrative that sets the scene and explains the female protagonist’s inner monologue and the motivation for why they act in the way they do, even when it’s committing on-screen adultery.

Not your average porn film by any means this is one of those movies that shows why Viv Thomas films are so popular.

Mind Fuck by Scarlett Revell

Mind Fuck, Scarlett Revell
Mind Fuck, Scarlett Revell

Porn debuts of any kind, be they performance or directorial can be a little shaky so it’s with a certain trepidation that I place this DVD in the player and wait for the menu to appear. Mind Fuck is the first DVD by Scarlett Revell and as a new director entering a crowded market, competing against so much free content will it make you want to go out and spend your hard earned wonga?

Top billing in this movie goes to Skin Diamond but despite being the predominant performer she is not the only star. Scarlett has pulled some great performances out of the assembled cast to conjure up a twisted vision of a “sick” girl in an institution whose illness centres around her extreme and rampant sexual desires.

Beginning with a hot and hard three-girl scene involving Skin Diamond, two sexy nurses and a mean looking strap-on dildo the viewer is taken on a trip into a sick institution, or is it a twisted mind. The truth is we don’t know because as each scene unfolds you are exposed to what appears to be different aspects of Skin Diamond’s psyche manifested through hard core sex scenes. Is she dreaming or is she insane. You’ll find yourself not caring because every scene is acted out rather well (especially for an adult movie!).

There is story here, in as much as any purely adult movie has a story these days and your concept of sanity is played with a little too. I was really surprised that the first scene didn’t fall foul of the BBFC rules about depicting consensual sex when it began but it looks like the censors had their common sense heads on when they rated this movie because a few minutes in and the intro depicting Skin Diamond’s reluctance gives way to a hot three girl scene. There are lots of close-ups, lots of filthy language and most importantly as much girl on girl action as you could wish for.

As you watch the big dicks, hot chicks and freaky scenarios unfold – and you realise that this new director is one twisted bitch. What’s even better is that she can make good adult movies. Checking the credits you can see that the film was both directed and edited by Scarlett. This is just the sort of different and edgy porn that we need to see more of, safe porn scenarios don’t work anymore, they’ve all been done. Imaginative pornography is the way to separate the professional productions from the dreary low quality dross out there and this production has that imagination in spades. We don’t need 35mm film to prove a director can direct and that performers can perform, HD video works just fine and the combination of the freaky Dutch angles and Scarlett’s editing really work.

This film isn’t perfect, the acting is good for a porn movie but a bit wooden at times however it is by no means the worst I’ve seen in an adult movie so that’s a minor criticism.

So go out, get hold of a copy of this movie on VoD or DVD from your local adult store and when you’ve been suitably impressed by Scarlett Revell’s Mind Fuck keep an eye out for her next twisted offering.

Featuring: Skin Diamond, Scarlett Revell, Mae Myers, Adrianna Luna, Celeste Star, Jayden Lee, Brooklyn Lee, Tony De Sergio

The Cult From Harmony Films

The Cult
The Cult

Gazzman brings us an atmospheric tale of submission and domination in this offering from the Harmony stable. Featuring more kink than some might be used to this is essentially a high quality fuck fest that most will find irresistible. It is a quality outing for the assembled cast of hot and horny harlots brought together for the DVD. Megan Coxxx, Linet Slag, Skin Diamond, Valentina and Yaiza Del Mar are dressed and undressed in hot underwear and beg to be satisfied in a darkly themed title which promises deviant fun from the opening shot.

Kicking off with a three girl scene Skin Diamond, Megan Coxx and Valentina enjoy each other and a whole bunch of toys in a whole host of holes. There’s strap-on action, and all orifices are filled with tongues and sex toys. This is a tour de force in what three girls can get up to with imagination, some toys and no guys around.

Throughout the DVD the girls seem to have the upper hand, even when Linet Slag is being double-teamed by a pair of large cocks she is the one calling the shots, demanding satisfaction and getting it.

The guys take second place, being teased and toyed with then used as sex objects for the gratification of the insatiable girls. It’s a really nice take on the idea of submission, emphasising the quest for pleasure in a ruthless yet playful way that a pure BDSM title you might see from a “specialist” producer of S & M titles would be unable to create.

Each of the female performers is excellent in this title in their own way. Megan Coxx’s distinctive accent is natural and commanding when she’s instructing her bitches in the best way to satisfy her wanton needs. Skin Diamond sparkles out as a naturally capricious dominant, petite, exotic and so very demanding. Linet Slag makes sure she gets the hard banging she needs. Valentina’s solo section is particularly horny with some genuine feeling and indeed acting thrown in. Finally Yaiza Del Mar in her sexy red underwear just makes you sit up and pay attention, or should that be stand to attention 😉

The direction, photography and sound in this DVD is great pretty much throughout. The final scene (Yaiza Del Mar) seems to have a slightly lower quality feel to the video and seems a bit shorter than the rest, which is a pity because she’s hot and very naughty, biting away at her guy, or should it be victim’s cock.

Incidental music is rather good too, sometimes inappropriate and often jarring on cheaper productions The Cult’s choice of music was excellent. The story telling, though of course restricted to the scene setting and inter-scene titles does attempt to create an atmosphere. Now while I wouldn’t call the scenes as deeply atmospheric as the previous occult-themed title from Gazman “Satan’s Whore” the inference is there.

Don’t expect “Satan’s Whore 2” in terms of atmosphere but do enjoy some gorgeous horny girls getting their sexual gratification in any way they want. And don’t dare say no to them!

 

 

Young Harlots, Naughty Tutorials

Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials
Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials

Who said porn doesn’t have a story anymore? Whoever it was didn’t know what they were talking about because this DVD most definitely does!

Danny D is a sex toy salesman under pressure to sell more sex toys because his firm isn’t doing too well. His car breaks down just outside the gates of the school for Young Harlot’s. Through a slightly contrived case of mistaken identity he’s invited inside by the schools filthy, eye patch wearing nurse Shay Hendrix so she can use his “visual aids” for her new style sex-ed class. Nurse Hendrix’s technique includes encouraging the girls to deep throat dildos and then fucking them both vigorously with a strap-on. While not being rogered hard the girls indulge themselves with each other and the toys Danny left lying around. One of the most intense sections of the scene is Brooklyn Lee being anally fucked by Shay while Ruth Medina frigs her clit with a Hitachi Magic Wand.

When Danny D happens across one of the other students (Victoria Blaze) having a crafty smoke he soon engages in conversation about the contents of his bulging sample case and … you can guess what happens next. Two dildos are applied and the naturally talented eastern European “student” is vigorously “educated”. The girl is not entirely innocent; We know this because she carries her own lube around with her!

Soon the student has a dildo in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass and a big black rubber cock in her mouth. Danny however has something far more useful than a piece of plastic, his legendary cock. Danny takes her doggy with the butt plug still inside her. Soon he’s pushing that prodigious cock up her ass, a big ask for a small woman. Then it’s on to ATM and a good deal of ball sucking before reverse cowgirl then back to anal.

Danny’s pop-shot is a never ending shower of cum, covering her from pussy to the top of her head.

When the school’s headmaster (George Uhl) finds student Linet Slag – yes that is her name – bathing he shoves a butt plug up her ass without any form of pre-amble and gets her to suck his hard cock. Doggy action in the bath follows, getting more vigorous when the butt plug is removed. They slip into the leather chair next to the tub and Linet is fucked reverse cowgirl, vaginally and anally by George.

Linet proceeds to rim George and after some more cowgirl and a precarious anal pounding on the edge of the bath, then again in the chair receives George’s cum on her belly and tits.

When Victoria Blaze and Kristina Crystalis start to play with the sex toys that our favourite sex toy salesman has left lying around Headmaster George really gets stuck in to both of them – you know what I’m saying 😉 George Uhl, how many different ways are there to fuck a pair of women dressed as sixth formers?

The final scene on the DVD sees Danny D’s sex toy salesman cornered by the school’s headmaster and told in no uncertain terms that he has only one way to escape the wrath of the assembled masters – A show and tell demonstration of his sex toys on Kristina Crystalis.

A couple of fingers, some lube and a huge butt plug later the teachers all take turns in filling the willing young pupils holes, allowing the sex toy salesman to make his escape.

Having been on set when this DVD was made I have to admit to having a soft spot for the production. The movie does have a plot, though don’t expect any crazy twists as the action’s pretty linear. This is porn after all. But it is nice to see the effort that’s gone into the construction of a quality porn DVD.

Personal highlights for me include Shay Hendrix’s naughty nurse and Brooklyn Lee’s filthy schoolgirl. I got picture of both of them on set and perhaps my favourite was Brooklyn Lee playing with her Skittles. No that’s not a euphemism 🙂

A great addition to the Young Harlot’s series of films distinguished by its plot, some great acting from Danny D (who is an utter professional on set) and the hottest costume in a Young Harlots movie to date Shay’s eye patch wearing school nurse.

Buy Young Harlots Naughty Tutorials Here.

Featuring: Victoria Blaze, Linet Slag, Brooklyn Lee, Shay Hendrix, Ruth Medina, Kristina Crystalis, Danny D, George Uhl, Kai Taylor, Seth Strong