Office Perverts Review

Office Perverts
Office Perverts

This DVD is brought to you courtesy of Reality Junkies a Canadian outfit, I didn’t even know that Canada did porn, just goes to show it’s always the quiet ones.  Lol

Office Perverts is 129 minutes of the kind of office action most of us have dreamed about and a few of us have tried (me included, don’t mention doing it on the boss’ desk).  It’s a series of 5 office based scenes where “taking things down” comes naturally.

I would advise that you go for the Scene Selection option rather than watch the film if you want to avoid the spoilers.  If you elect to watch the DVD you get a visual summary of all the scenes before the main feature.

Each vignette is a little story of office life including the cliché “Interview” and it’s a good job that we aren’t watching for the acting abilities of these pornstars.   Keep an ear out for the only English guy who happens to be a bit of a wanker.  😉

All the scenes are well lit and offer a selection of positions including doggy style, missionary, cow girl and reverse cowgirl interspersed with lots of cock sucking.  Don’t expect to see any anal, this production is anal free.  But if you like your stocking tops you are in for a treat most of the scenes feature an eager lingerie wearing babe.

You get your fair share of facial’s with three out of the five scenes resulting in an open mouthed honey being sprayed with cum.

Of all the scenes on this DVD my favourite has to be the 3rd, which features a hot brunette who returns to the office with her partner for a bit of late night action.

If you like a bit of office sex and don’t mind some of the scenes being a bit samey for the pleasure, then this ones for you.

I was rather bemused to see Mark Wood who I hadn’t seen since my early dalliances with porn and Zero Tolerance.  It was a bit like a step back in time but he obviously still performs.

The production features: Lexi Belle, Shyla Stylez, Ann Marie Rios, Madelyn Marie, Francessca Le and because I was determined to get the guys names too I watched the credits, so without further to do here are the guys Chris Johnson, Alex Knight, Danny Mountain, Mark Wood and Anthony Rosano.

You can buy this movie here.


Angel Long’s Fresh Meat

Angel Long Fresh Meat
Angel Long Fresh Meat

The premise of PureXXX Film’s Fresh Meat is simple – couples fucking on camera for the first time. Angel Long introduces a series of couples who want to be filmed getting down and dirty. As Angel’s a dirty bitch herself she joins in too – perfect for anyone wanting true Gonzo porn action.

The first couple fuck in an apartment, pretty straight forward stuff with a pretty precarious interlude half way through as he fucks her on a round kitchen table that seems in danger of toppling over. It doesn’t and they go on to enjoy a facial finish with the girl making sure she doesn’t waste a drop of his cum, including that which sprayed on the floor. Angel appears to enjoy the scene because when it closes we cut to her, tiny leather skirt hitched up, knickers off, in the edit suite masturbating to the footage of the couple. Angel’s obviously committed to her work.

The next couple are filmed in what appears to be the yard of a limo company and although they start outside with her sucking his cock they are soon inside the limo and taking advantage of the extensive seating to indulge themselves in a number of positions before he delivers her a face-full.

In the third scene a game young blonde in a tattoo parlour gets fucked senseless on the couch. The sex is so good that she even seems oblivious to the fact that her head is banging against the wall during the scene. She seems to enjoy her mouthful of cum and doesn’t dump it slyly out of her mouth, Angel Long helps her to swallow every drop by scooping it into her mouth with a finger.

A flat in London is the setting for scene 4 where a Evey pretty blonde with petite tits gets thoroughly serviced by her long haired lover. He’s not from Liverpool. But then again she’s not from London either, she’s Czech. Angel’s enjoyment of her editing at the end of this scene is debauched and vigorous, even using a Feeldoe on herself and fantasising about fucking Evey.

In the ultimate personification of gonzo porn scene five sees Angel Long team up with India for an f-m-f three-way. POV camera while India licks Angel’s pussy is followed by the lucky photographer being set upon by the two horny girls. They each get fucked with Angel taking his load in her mouth and snowballing to India.

The DVD has no extras and no trailers for other titles.

I’m not a fan of most gonzo porn, it is often of low quality and badly shot. This on the other hand has Very acceptable video quality, though not HD and engages me in a couple of ways that most gonzo doesn’t. First the tone is light-hearted and although the premise is “first timers” … well call me a cynic but I don’t think so for most of those featured, they’re too comfortable in front of the camera. I don’t see this as disingenuous just a line you willingly buy-into when purchasing a video such as this.

But more than the tone, the thread running through it that really makes the DVD enjoyable which is Angel Long’s wanton and vicarious lustfulness and inter-scene pieces to camera wearing very few clothes and displaying no inhibitions as she masturbates for the viewer.

A really pleasant surprise and a lesson for other producers of adult entertainment in how to produce good porn that doesn’t stick to a tired old formula.

Well done PureXXX Films.

You can buy this movie here.