I had the pleasure of meeting Mr Happy today. He was delivered to my door all the way from the USA, California to be precise. And I must say I have taken great delight in fingering him. 😉
OK, enough of the tease I know you are all dieing to know who he is. Itâ€™s a wonderfully creative book of cock imagery. Not just you average â€œcock shotâ€ but Mr Happy is featured tastefully wearing various items and in settings to create a scene.
Meet Mr Happy doesnâ€™t sexualise the cock in any way, it celebrates its form and presents it in different settings where the shape of that particular piece of the male anatomy can be observed by itself. The settings and image styles are varied and therefore not monotonous though a slightly longer book with a couple of strong threads running through it in terms of photographic style or thematic narrative might have made the whole publication more cohesive.
That said I have never seen anything like it before so its uniqueness as a light and whimsical take on the male member has to be applauded.
Iâ€™m also pleased to say that it comes in â€œhardâ€ back so it will endure many hours of browsing and fingering. Lol If you desire a book which will take you on a phallic fantasy this is the one.
Dollz house by Tanya Hyde is filmed in HD with an original soundtrack and a cast of names that any porn aficionado will recognise. With performances by Aletta Ocean, Robyn Truelove, Sofia Valentine, Aliz, Keira Pharrell, Lala, Havna Sin, George Uhl, Olivier Sanchez, Dirty Dog, Danny D, Jay Snake, Freaky Deke and Barry Scott we expected this 3 hour DVD to be packed with action.
There are four scenes starting with “Sex Doll” featuring Aletta Ocean. It’s slightly surreal, as is the set and involves a long session of cunilingus which at first is fun because the girl is getting the attention, then drags on a bit. Her costume is striking, electric pink waspie and pasties and striped stockings but the shots, though beautifully filmed, are a little obvious and gynaecological at times.
About ten minutes into the pussy licking a watcher is revealed (George Uhl), a nice voyeuristic touch. She begins to suck his cock and the lexicon of sexual positions is opened and each ticked off.
Cock sucking, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spit roast, cowgirl, DP, anal then facial cum shot. There was a sequence of positions but no progression. Masked, hooded and suspended in a body bag the male performers came and went without much of a nod to continuity throughout the 39 minutes
The next scene “Checkpoint” features Sofia Valentine and Robin Truelove as a voyeuristic chauffer and exhibitionist employer. While Robin frigs herself Sofia watches.
I really wanted this scene to be girl-on-girl with a few toys, maybe a strap-on? But they reach the titular checkpoint and are vigorously “interrogated” by the guards in every orifice until Robin’s ass is covered in cum quickly followed by a facial for Sophia.
In “Rough justice” Aliz is treated to three cocks, first through glory holes then in a full-on four-way fuck fest with the three men who maintain their anonymity by wearing their leather hoods throughout, well, except Jay Snake whose tattoos give him away.
Finally the best scene of the film “Spunk Rock”.
For some reason this scene clicked with me. It’s rough around the edges in places but has some good bits, especially the girl writhing on the bar. The Electro synth music bed goes a bit punky to match the costumes and tattoos and for some reason gels together better than the rest of the scenes.
Jay Snake delivers as usual, there’s a bit of pissing in there for urophiles and oddly Jay looks like Bruce Willis from some angles.
Perhaps it was because we’d been so looking forward to Dollz House that it came as a bit of a let down to us. Over-long and lacking in a distinctive theme the obviously large budget, talented cast and crew seem to have been a bit wasted.
Simply witnessing a succession of sex acts is not what we expect from Tanya Hyde and that’s what Dollz house felt like; Even if those sex acts were very well performed and filmed.
If Hyde was aiming for surreal then to an extent that feeling was achieved but it was surreal to the point of disassociation and therefore not sexy in a trippy way which could have worked.
The incidental music is electro-synth style and a refreshing change from the run-of the mill garbage that accompanies most porn.
You can’t watch this DVD in one session and maybe that’s not what it was conceived for. As a background to a wild sex party where your attention is drifting between the girl sucking your cock for real and the girls on screen then it would work. And you wouldn’t have to change DVD for three hours and get the buttons sticky.
Dollz House could have been a lot better at engaging me and making me feel more horny. Not the best Tanya Hyde film, but that said most directors would give their right arm to be as good as Hyde on a bad day.