Ultimate Curves Review

Ultimate Curves
Ultimate Curves

Ultimate Curves is as its name suggests a collection of short stories whose theme is women of a fuller figure. I was looking forward to reading it because quite honestly I get sick of seeing stick-thin women in the press and reading about how such and such a “celebrity” has put on a couple of pounds.

I was not disappointed by Ultimate Curves.

All of the stories have one thing in common an appreciation of the pleasures to be enjoyed with a fuller figured woman. The stories are packed with descriptions of the beautiful curves that come with a larger frame, shapely hips, a round ass and of course a fuller chest.

And all of this is described in a detail that is often missing from other erotica. I know from writing erotica myself that it’s often best when writing to only hint at certain aspects of a character’s appearance to allow the reader’s mind to fill in the blanks and adapt the narrative to include characters that work best for them. But in a book specifically aimed to please a lover of larger ladies Ultimate Curves revels in descriptions of these voluptuous sexy women.

In fact I’d say that the level and quality of description in the narrative is generally much higher than in other erotic fiction I have read. And in case you are worried, the descriptions of the sex are pretty hot too, with vanilla, bondage, threesomes and a little light BDSM thrown in.

Of course there is a variation in the quality of the writing and some stories will not suit everyone. There were a couple of stories that I didn’t get along with due to the scenario, or style of writing, but that is a matter of personal taste and an exception to the majority of the book which I thoroughly enjoyed. The beauty of a collection of short stories like this is of course that you are bound to find something that you like.

Ultimate Curves is a refreshing departure from your run of the mill beautiful people style erotic book. It dares to be different in daring … it wins.

Porn Week Budapest Review

Porn Week Budapest Party
Porn Week Budapest Party

Porn Week Budapest has to be the ultimate in DVDs for the wannabe porn director. It’s filled with in-your-face action shot on hand-held video cameras with the minimum of studio lighting and direction. With the room packed with crew, cast and the lucky members of the public who got to come and watch/participate in the production it’s a steamy scenario all round.

It’s obvious that the performers are given a rough idea of the flow of the scene, but with the milling about of extras, production crew and hangers-on the action is pretty much down to the performers to go with the flow.

This sort of gonzo-esque porn has its pros and cons. On the up-side it#s as natural as porn gets, semi-improvised, no extensive post-production getting between you and the fucking. On the down side it’s sometimes frantic and difficult to see what’s going on. The lighting is sometimes dark and, er, not at all illuminating, the sound drowned out by the raucous party music which I found didn’t create atmosphere, it was just intrusive.

There’s plenty for the blowjob conosieur and if you like soapy frolics in a bath of porn stars you’ll be over the moon.

The extras include “behind the scenes” chat with the cast and crew which is quite enlightening. Good, but not great. And quick sex toy hygiene tips from Poppy Morgan, she likes her Jack Daniels and not for drinking.

Overall if you like your porn “real” and without frills you’ll enjoy this video. It immerses you in a porno-fuck-fest-party that will keep you amused. This isn’t going to win awards but has some great porn performers; Poppy Morgan is as randy and mad as ever, Dora Venter is asking for it as usual and if you watch carefully you’ll spot Simony Diamond.

Watching the uncut version of porn week certainly makes you think it would be fun to attend one of the Porn Week shoots. Maybe I should try and pull a few strings.

You can buy this movie here.