Naughty Spanking 3

Naughty Spanking 3
Naughty Spanking 3

From Xcite Books and edited by Miranda Forbes Naughty Spanking 3 is a compilation of short stories that will appeal to anyone with an interest in erotic literature, especially if they have a leaning towards the application of a well placed palm to a bare backside.

The stories range in length from 4 to 20 pages, so from what you could term flash fiction to short stories. There’s a little something for everyone, often written with a tongue pressed firmly into one cheek and revelling in the salacious naughtiness of red bottoms exposed to the gaze of others.

If you’ve never read any erotica containing spanking before this book is an excellent place to start. There are stories of varying hues, most of which climax in a sexual conclusion, some which don’t see either of the participants actually orgasm. Reading them we are sure you will find something that stirs in you the urge to try a little spanking yourself.

Nothing in the stories gets too heavy because although there are of course authoritarian and BDSM style references we see this as describing fun spankings. The sort of naughty play that, if it were on film, would have one or other of the participants turn to the camera and wink at some point.

The stories are not too heavy on plot, it would be difficult to accomplish much character development in 20 pages and get down to any sort of sexual play. Look on them as scenes for your own pleasure, to be sampled and savoured when you and maybe your partner are in the mood for literary foreplay.

It’s difficult to single out a specific story as a favourite as they are varied and will suit different tastes but we quite like the thoroughly contrived and exceeding devilishness of the characters and scenario in “Hard Times at The Nymphomaniac Rehabilitation Facility”.

If you like a little bit of spanking, not too much, or you want to sample spanking literature then this is a great place to start. You never know you might end up with a red bottom just for being naughty enough to read it.

Hell Is Where The Party Is

Hell Is Where The Party Is
Hell Is Where The Party Is

Initial impressions of this DVD are from a card slip cover over the plastic case. Black with a red silhouette of a female devil character it looks classy. The cover promises a DVD for the”MTV-generation”. It also promises 1 hour and 40 minutes of hardcore pumping action with snappy editing and all your favourite hardcore moves.

The question is of course do the seven scenes deliver the high quality excitement promised by the cover?

You can get a flavour of the DVD from the scene titles; Hell Is Where The Party Is, Hell’s Kitchen, The Devil Made Me Do It, Hypnotise Me, Kinky Pink Pussy, Inferno And Fallen Angel.

From the hedonistic club ambience of the first scene, through kinky nurses and the sexiest horny little devil you’ve ever seen in Hell’s Kitchen you can’t take your eyes off the action. The music runs constantly, editing keeping the soundtrack and hardcore fucking in synchronisation in an effortless flow of pussy pounding filth.

Except it doesn’t feel like filth when you’re watching it. It’s like a high budget music video with blowjobs, a kinky fantasy set to music with the sexy latex-clad devil popping up throughout the scenes to ensure everyone gets their fair share of fucking.

Hypnotise me is a girl-girl scene featuring double dongs and strap-on fun for everyone. I mention it because I hate girl-girl scenes where the director seems to think that a guy is needed part way through, as if the girls can’t amuse themselves- these two can.

There are a lot of sultry looks towards camera, a bit of winking and post-production effects to glamorise the already excellent lighting. All of the previous sentence would normally make me cringe and reach for the eject button on the remote in any other DVD. I am not a fan of POV porn, I don’t like lighting that is used to try and make up for deficiencies in the performances/production.

But this isn’t just any adult movie.

The lighting, editing, camera and post production are exceptional. The looks into the lens work because the girls aren’t making daft mewling noises and telling you how good you are. They are already having a great time and want you to join in – well that’s how it feels.

Hell Is Where The Party Is
Hell Is Where The Party Is

The DVD Extras have two galleries. The basic gallery with some great shots of the performers and the “Glamorous Gallery” that’s been worked on with Photoshop. The images are on the whole a cut above the average, though the paper cyclorama behind the models is a little creased and bit distracting. There you are you see, I’m having to get soooo picky to say something bad about this DVD.

There’s also the “You Want My Booty” music video on the “Miss Lucifer Girls” sub menu of the Extras Menu. The lyrics wouldn’t win any prizes but the video is definitely the one the Pussycat Dolls would like to make if MTV would allow them to air it. It’s a great extra and in my experience unique in adult DVD.

I can’t think of anything negative to say about this DVD. Yes I can be picky if I want to, but the effort that’s gone into making this DVD something really special means that would be plain churlish.

My congratulations to everyone involved from headliners Viva Style, Sylvia Saint, Angel Dark and Keni Styles, director “Louis Xypher” right down to the girl/guy who made the coffee on set. That must have been damn fine coffee!

You can buy this movie here.


Title: The Wicked Ones
Studio: Harmony?Miss Lucifer
Director: Louis Xypher
Run Time: 1 Hr 40 Mins
Performances: 9/10
Camera Work: 10/10
Makeup & Costumes: 9/10
Editing: 10/10
Lighting: 10/10
Sound: 9/10
Locations: 8/10
Incidental music & effects: 10/10
Menus & Extras: 9/10

Slave To The Machine

Slave To The Machine
Slave To The Machine

Slave To The Machine is a novel by Aishling Morgan aimed squarely at the male market, and young males at that. It’s full of all the things that make your trousers stir, page after page of it.

It quickly becomes apparent that it is set in a virtual world where nothing is quite what it seems and the individuals that the book’s central character “Melody” encounters are there as part of a machiavellian plan formulated by an unseen puppet master.

Because the scenario is both fantasy and not even bound by the laws of the real world the author, Aishling Morgan, is able to take liberties with the behaviour, morals and physical appearance of all the characters. Luckily, apart from the obscenely single minded “Teddy”, that doesn’t get in the way of a series of utterly filthy scenarios that follow each other thick and fast as the book progresses.

As each chapter goes by, Melody is submerged deeper into the world she has been forced to inhabit. Her virginity juxtaposed against her artificially increased sexual desire is used throughout the book to ensure that vaginal sex is not an option and masturbation, oral sex and anal sex are all employed as Melody preserves her hymen against all odds.

The variety of scenarios is good, only limited by the progression of the story and the scenarios that are introduced through the book’s 250 pages. There is an overtone of BDSM with a repeated use of spanking scenarios which become more intense as Melody’s vaginal virginity faces increasing risk of being taken away from her.

The story overall is a great vehicle for a novel and one that has been used pretty well. Although fantastic in nature this facilitates the story, making it possible to construct the very naughty situations that Melody is put in by her invisible captor, rather than jarring with the reader. The resolution owes much to Vanilla Skies and Phillip K Dick’s “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale” (Made into the 1990 film Total Recall) but it is not unsatisfying and I felt myself envying Melody’s final fate.

As for the book’s ability to arouse, apart from “Teddy” it presses all the right buttons. You can read Slave To The Machine a few pages at a time for swift gratification, or in longer sessions and, let your mind imagine what filthy scenario Melody will encounter next.

A very good horny read.

The Wicked Ones

The Wicked Ones
The Wicked Ones

At 2 hours 40 minutes you know The Wicked Ones is going to contain a huge amount of sucking and fucking. The question is always – “ Is it worth watching?

Being a Harmony film, directed by Tanya Hyde the answer is usually YES!

Happily this DVD follows the Harmony pattern of higher than average production values, excellent lighting and makeup, great sets and outstanding camera work. The whole thing is filmed in HD, nice.

The DVD consists of four scenes “Control”, “The Filth And The Frenzy”, “The Den Of Depravity” and “Flog ’em And Fuck ’em”. You’ll have gathered from the title that there’s a BDSM theme to the whole DVD. Filmed in a fantastically well equipped dungeon and lit to create an atmosphere absent in most other porn titles The Wicked Ones is going to be one of our favourites for a long time.

All but “The Filth And The Frenzy” are great scenes. The only reason I regard this scene as just OK is the clown masks which are simply not my thing. However the cum shot over a beautifully formed ass and corseted back does redeem the scene at the very end. Pity the girls in this scene are not credited except on the sleeve because the blonde with the beautiful ass has a gorgeous pair of natural boobs too.

The two highlights for me are the girl-girl action in The Den Of Depravity, Michelle Moist and Michelle Thorn are so sexy in latex, and secondly there is Flog ’em And Fuck ’em. In this, the final scene, you are treated to the incomparable Jay Snake dividing his energetic and inventive attentions between Sofia Valentine (sporting a very cute bob) and a Ree Petra (now brunette and with her hair in bunches).

From the flogging on the bondage wheel through Sofia Valentine riding Jay across the floor to lick Petra into submission we loved this scene. Apart from the kiss between Ree and Sofia being cut short (more girl-girl kisses of this quality please) the scene itself is worth the price of the DVD on its own.

Ree Petra
Ree Petra

Every performer delivers a very satisfying element to this ensemble piece. All the girls give everything they’ve got and special mention has to go the towering colossus of porn that is Jay R AKA Jay Snake. His impressive stature (in every sense of the phrase) and endurances, coupled with his attentiveness to the girls makes him stand out as a truly great adult performer.

The camera angles are great and well thought out, camera work is steady and the lighting of every shot puts most other porn productions to shame. The music bed laid under the sounds of the performers is atmospheric and not intrusive. The dungeon setting means there is ample opportunity to use the array of BDSM equipment and use it they do.


Well, the white latex masks didn’t do it for me, but that’s a personal preference. I like to see a girl being fucked by a guy, not anonymous, faceless cock. The scene title cards too are a bit off-putting, the colours clash and the neon drop shadow on the text looked like they were from a different and lower quality movie. Odd because everything else about The Wicked Ones screams class.

In conclusion – Buy this DVD now.

You can buy this movie here.

Title: The Wicked Ones
Studio: Harmony
Director: Tanya Hyde
Run Time: 2 Hrs 40 Mins
Performances: 8/10
Camera Work: 8/10
Makeup & Costumes: 8/10
Editing: 8/10
Lighting: 8/10
Sound: 9/10
Locations: 9/10
Incidental music & effects: 8/10
Menus & Extras: 6/10

The Education Of Victoria – School Of Pleasure

The Education Of Victoria
The Education Of Victoria

I must admit when I read the title for this book I experienced a certain amount of trepidation pre-empting its storyline. But I like to have an open mind when starting a new book, no preconceptions, prepared to embark upon a literary journey.

Most of my reading takes place at lunchtime in my car. It gives me a head break from work and at the same time is also my “other” job, because I know I will be reviewing it for you later. That said I do enjoy both the erotic reading and giving you the low down.

This book The Education of Victoria had a promising start. Young lady being brought up in the absence of her mother sent off to school in Europe. But this school isn’t the kind that the rich and well heeled would normally attend and the “finishing” part of it isn’t quite what you would think.

She is sent to a school which deals with the art of pleasuring the male. At this point I started to become a little uneasy with the book and wondered if it was perhaps written by a male using a pseudonym of Angela Meadows.

Still I reserved judgement and continued to read. I found the writing to be descriptive in terms of the acts from a visual point of view but to have no real depth. Especially if you are a woman. Who else but a woman can describe with perfect and intricate accuracy her emotions, feelings and sensations during acts of intimacy.

At this point I stared to read the book more to look for holes, transparencies which revealed the author to be a male and began to read with an increasing amount of scepticism. Porn may have us believe that every woman is a “cock obsessed whore” but this isn’t the case. Yes, I love to excite men by felating them but not to that degree.

I was also uncomfortable with the thought that the very people you should be able to trust to look after minors around the age of 16 were actually preying upon them.

The final straw for me was when they all went home for Winter vacation and one of the girls told of her visit to her uncle. Her visit involved her posing for the camera semi naked and finally almost nude. A difficult enough an image for me already, but when she then said she felated him it crossed that moral barrier.

You would enjoy this book if you could treat it as a text of pure fantasy with total detachment to reality but I’m afraid that despite having an incredibly dirty mind I am too grounded to even continue beyond page 89.

The Education of Victoria is available from Xcite books, price £7.99