Illicit Affairs, Desire Takes Over

Illicit Affairs, Desire Takes Over
Illicit Affairs, Desire Takes Over

This title is billed as an anal free zone which is often exactly what you want if you are a couple exploring pornography, especially early in a relationship when anal can be a big no-no. From a company that calls itself Playgirl Movies you would expect a softer approach to porn and that’s exactly what you get.

In the 158 minutes of DVD you get the usual format of separate scenes with different couplings in a variety of scenarios.

The first is called “Live Sex Show” where a couple cavort on what looks like a stage with disco style lighting and accompanying sound track. The live sex show that follows is overlaid with a number of video effects and the occasional interjection from a female voice that you have to presume is “talking dirty” to the viewer. Sadly I found it quite risible with phrases like “My titties” love you and “Your cock loves me too” making me laugh rather than driving me mad with lust. The sex is pretty pedestrian too with the performers, performing and not really injecting any vitality into the scene.

“Blindfold” follows which as you will guess involves a blindfold. A husband comes home and without a word blindfolds his wife then ravishes her. The wife narrates the action in this lengthy scene that isn’t objectionable but doesn’t press many buttons. Though her underwear is nice. It’s all been done before and I’m afraid it’s been done better.

“Love Letter” narrates the passion between another married couple. Initially her words describe how she feels about him before they move to the bedroom and express their love physically and vigorously.

In “Sweep Dreams” the janitor is seduced by a member of staff for some sex between strangers. During vaginal sex the guy uses a condom, unusual in US made porn but a good safe sex message as the couple are supposed to be “strangers”.

Ever had sex in a makeup store? Well the next couple did in “Makeup Sex”.

A lusty minded female photographer takes the lead in “Dirty Pictures” and persuades her male model to get naked and fuck her on the couch.

“The Massage” has a muscular masseur asked to perform more than a standard massage on his female “Patient.

Finally live sex show returns to the stage with another couple and a lot of clichéd dialogue delivered straight to camera by an apparently sex starved blonde.

The special features contain a nice female fantasy sequence “Sex on a Train” and some unexpected male solo action – one an erotic dance and the other a guy masturbating

I don’t think you can describe these “affairs” as illicit because several are portrayed as being between married couples who enjoy having sex with one another. The rest are best termed erotic encounters. There’s no anal, not obsession with cumming on the female performer’s faces and the girls get plenty of attention from the guys.

I find myself being picky about this DVD and when I thought about it I realised why – I kept thinking “This could have been so much better”. Not because the idea was a bad one but because the sum of the parts, performers, stories etc didn’t amount to anything that really lit my fire even though there’s nothing particularly wrong with any part of it.

In a word – Meh!

Never having seen a DVD from this company I thought I’d check out their website but found that the site doesn’t exist. Whether this is a recent development (has the company folded?) or they are still setting up I simply don’t know.

Hooked Up Review

Hooked Up
Hooked Up

Hooked Up is Gazzman’s explicit vision of what it would be like to be able to call someone up for no-strings attached sex.

This DVD isn’t meant to reflect reality, it’s pornography after all and the idea of seeing an “Escort” like “Sunshine” in first scene turn up at the client’s door in only a bra, hold-up stockings and panties covered by a coat is very attractive to many men and women. Whichever of those roles that you like to play in your sexual games. Furthermore in the UK, while it’s legal to hire an escort for company you can’t hire them with the express purpose of no-strings sex. But hey this DVD was filmed outside the UK so let your imagination run free.

For example you can hire a level London escorts in the UK from VIP London Escorts for company and to enjoy their companionship.

So back to the movie. Tony De Sergio gets his money’s worth from “Sunshine” who gets straight down to sucking his cock before Tony explores her pussy and asshole with his tongue. Sunshine’s limited English doesn’t prevent her enjoying Tony’s cock in her pussy and ass, first on the coffee table then on the sofa. Stockings and heels flailing in the air she bounces on his prick for ages. She returns to the coffee table for Tony to drop his sticky load on her tummy and pussy.

If sunshine stayed overnight she would have enjoyed his breakfast as well as his cock as I can vouch for the fact he’s a pretty good cook as well as a capable cock-smith.

Alyssa, “The Hot Date” doesn’t even make it inside her apartment before she gets it on with her beau. Her skin tight dress which covers little and offers much is soon peeled back followed by a little thank you suck before they get into the flat. She even gets a little taste of her boyfriend’s cock in her pussy before they get inside. Nicely she keeps her stockings and suspenders on while he is naked. There’s some 69, she is bent double and Alyssa even sits on his face before a facial finish.

Valentina keeps two guys company in the next scene where she wears a translucent mac over her beautiful claret underwear. She dances very seductively before the sex begins and I can vouch for the fact that she looks as gorgeous in real life as on screen in case you’re interested because I’ve had the pleasure of photographing her. A Real treat for Tony De Sergio and George Uhl as they get to double team her. The finish is one to the pussy and one to the face.

Samantha Bentley takes on three cocks in the next scene where it’s impossible to describe every configuration and combination of orifice penetration. This is a very rough sex scene which is not for everyone so if you like hard gang-bangs it could be for you, otherwise you have been warned.

Shay Hendricks plays a madam to round out the DVD’s 5 scenes and introduces “Katrina” (Bella Baby) to her client. A lot of uncomfortable looking sex on a hard wooden staircase ensues with a money shot over her cute tits. Not an exceptionally erotic scene despite a little bit of dancing and posturing but more underwear and stockings to make it different from a lot of factory produced porn.

Extras are limited to a photo gallery and cumshot recap.

This isn’t the greatest Gazzman movie but because it’s Gazzman it better than the vast majority of porn out there. I like the sexy underwear and the fact it stays on the girls for a lot of the time rather than disappearing ASAP as if to save on dry cleaning. The “Who will you call when you want to get fucked tag line” kind of gets lost quite quickly as the attempt at a story disappears under the pornography but then when did a porn movie last win a best script Oscar? This is an enjoyable and varied DVD with some vigorous sex and attractive performers, pretty good.

Young Harlots Slutty Delinquents

Young Harlots Slutty Delinquents
Young Harlots Slutty Delinquents

The latest in a long line of “Young Harlots” movies is “Slutty Delinquents”. Set unsurprisingly in a finishing school where the 18+ students are anything but shy and retiring the staff which consists of three teachers and a secretary all enjoy sex and without the slightest hint of a lesson in sight.

OFSTED would be appalled.

In fact without the “schoolgirl” uniforms, gowns and mortarboards you’d be hard pushed to make the connection between a debauched college and a rather nice house in what might be the French countryside filled with sex hungry men and women. Yes there’s the allusions to “School Rules” and wotnot but seemingly less than in previous Young Harlots films I’ve seen. There’s a script there and the performers do a reasonable job of acting it, the camera work is of the usual high standard as is the lighting, makeup and editing. There’s even some non-intrusive incidental music too.

Jay Snakes, Yanick Shaft, Ryan Ryder take great pleasure in indulging in the fill-on suck and fuck fest you would expect from a Gazzman film with the girls – Lexi Lowe, Lola, Samantha Bentley, Tiffany Doll, Charlize Tinkerbell and Georgie Lyall.

Not the most sophisticated of plots, I mean we’ve seen it all before, but competently executed and watchable as you would expect from Gazzman/Harmony Films.

Young Harlots School Reunion

Young Harlots School Reunion
Young Harlots School Reunion

Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.

Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.

Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at  knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.

Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.

You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.

According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”

Three Way Bangers

Three Way Bangers
Three Way Bangers

There’s no mistaking what this DVD is about from the title but just in case you were wondering Danny D, possessor of a monumentally large dick introduces the first scene from a sofa in “his house”. Aleska Diamond and Megan Coxxx sit either side of him while he does so and then it’s straight on with the action. The aforementioned sofa gets used as a piece of gymnastic apparatus as Danny D’s cock is sucked and then used to fuck the two girls for the next 30 minutes. The girls pleasure each other orally and appreciate it loudly throughout until the money shot.

Next we’re off to California for one girl and two cocks jammed alternately in her pussy and mouth. It all takes place next to a pool that I’ve seen before and the scene is familiar too as if it comes from another DVD. Maybe I’ve seen too much porn and it’s all blurring in to one? There’s a pair of luscious breasts waiting to be sprayed with cum but only one guy sprays his splooge on them the other opting to cover her pierced tongue with his junk.

A yellow bikini, nice solo and a pair of false breasts tease us into the next scene. The two cocks appear and get on with the business of a spit roast and anal action followed by DP. A facial cumshot finished the scene.

A high quality tease, by the stunning Valentina Nappi excites two voyeurs in the European segment. They turn out to be Tony De Sergio and George Uhl, experience regulars of Harmony films. Valentina is fucked in every hole, Dped, spit roast and creamed on.

Nikki Jayne’s “first anal” is assisted by Bobbi Starr, they’re lucky there’s a guy around to save Bobbi having to strap-on a strap-on to do the honours. Bobbi frigs herself in her pussy and ass while on the stairs Nikki’s cock starts to warm her up. The girls get together and play with a double ended dildo in a most enjoyable way … double-deep throat of a sex toy which is new even for me! Then cock arrives and, well I don’t have to paint a picture because you know what anal looks like. Nicely though the final cumshot is inside and on Nikki’s pussy for Bobbi Starr to lick up.

Frankki’s way of working in the warehouse is to spend her day in a bra and a pair of red panties so it’s no surprise that when Danny D and Ian Tate see her they fuck her hard.

Back to Europe for Danny D to screw Skin Diamond and Henessy.

Jenna Haze takes on two young studs for the final scene and you know what, I’m running out of ways to describe hard fucking in every hole LOL.

OK, this isn’t the most sophisticated of porn movies but it does have exactly what the title says – in spades. The scenes are from Harmony movies of the past few years, one or two of which I think I’ve seen before but so what. What you get is oodles of hard core action and lots of great girls to look at plus the variety of not having one “star” throughout. This isn’t going to win awards but it is head and shoulders above some of the drossy DVDs I’ve seen made from rubbish that didn’t make it into other DVDs.

Stockings And Lace by Viv Thomas

Stockings And Lace
Stockings And Lace

Stockings and lace is a movie whose title tells you exactly what to expect. Girl-on-girl action with lots of feminine clothing for fans of more than straight hard core action. That doesn’t mean you’ll not find hard core action too but this is a great title for those viewers who believe it’s not all about getting naked and fucking.

You’ll find many of the Viv Thomas Films regulars here, Vera, Sandra Shine and Eve Angel alongside Nesty, Cindy Hope, Lexi Lowe, Colette, Alexa Candy and Nicole Sweet.

The scenes range from the straight gir-girl fun to ones involving sex toys used anally and vaginally. All done of course with a softness that you associate with Viv Tomas films. The final scene is one for lovers of rimming and finger DPs.

The pace of Stockings and Lace could be described as unhurried, another characteristic of Viv Thomas’ films. Perfect for a long, slow session of voyeurism as you watch the gorgeous models explore each other’s bodies in the most intimate of ways. Great for girls who like watching beautiful girls, guys who like girl-girl and couples who like their porn without any cock in it.

Sex Games by Viv Thomas

Sex Games
Sex Games

This adult movie from Viv Thomas features boys and girls. Yes some of Viv’s output does have guys in it and as you’d expect from Viv even though there are cocks a-plenty there’s none of the raucous action you see in other boy-girl porn films, but there is plenty of passion.

There’s a great list of talent, some of it performers you will have seen in Viv Thomas films before, others you might be more familiar with from other studios. Here’s the cast list Colette, Carmen Croft, Shay Hendrix, Gina, Blue Angel, Claudio Pedro, Andy Mann, Frank Mayor

I think the concept of this video is what makes it stand out from the crowd. We all know when we are watching a DVD like this that the performers are actors but allow you have to do is allow yourself to accept that they are couples or at least in the case of the last scene a masseur and his client who are up for a bit of naughtiness and immediately you start getting ideas for what you and your partner might get up to.

Whether you want a lap dance from your partner, to video yourselves having sex or to act out a sexy masseuse fantasy this DVD can help you introduce the idea to your partner. Or you can just watch it together and really enjoy it because there’s no rough sex, nothing that most open-minded couples wouldn’t get up to in bed together and no ridiculous scenarios constructed to justify unbelievable sexual antics.

So in summary, a good video to watch with your partner for all sorts of reasons.

Secret Lives of Kept Wives by Viv Thomas

Secret Lives Of Kept Wives
Secret Lives Of Kept Wives

Ladies, what would you do if felt abandoned by your husband and you found the hired help cavorting in your best corset and stockings. Well, if you’re the wife in the first scene in this Viv Thomas movie you get you hand in your panties and enjoy the show. Then you get it on with her of course.

The second scene shows another neglected wife, this time screwing her husband’s business partner in the kitchen while the husband has his ear glued to his mobile phone. She is screwed hard over the counter tops and has her belly covered in cum, cleaning up just in time for her husband to walk through the kitchen on his way out on a business trip.

In scene three you get to see a very sexy wife lap dance and fuck her husband.

Next a couple invite a domme into their house and all sorts of fun and games ensues, as you can imagine. The hubby has to watch at first as the Domme and his wife get it on – poor lad, sat there with his cock in his hand! There’s a little strap-on action with a very expensive harness and ceramic dildo before the husband is finally allowed to join in with the action. When he does he fucks then cums on both girls’ tits.

The last scene shows a swingers party that ends up with two couples swapping partners and fucking on a round, white bed.

The music throughout is not intrusive and is reasonably appropriate. Unusual for modern porn where the cost of music rights/composition tend to make it a rarity or a bit crappy. Like the great camera work, editing and sound engineering in general the music is unusually enjoyable.

Each of the stories has a narrative, yes a real narrative that sets the scene and explains the female protagonist’s inner monologue and the motivation for why they act in the way they do, even when it’s committing on-screen adultery.

Not your average porn film by any means this is one of those movies that shows why Viv Thomas films are so popular.

Mind Fuck by Scarlett Revell

Mind Fuck, Scarlett Revell
Mind Fuck, Scarlett Revell

Porn debuts of any kind, be they performance or directorial can be a little shaky so it’s with a certain trepidation that I place this DVD in the player and wait for the menu to appear. Mind Fuck is the first DVD by Scarlett Revell and as a new director entering a crowded market, competing against so much free content will it make you want to go out and spend your hard earned wonga?

Top billing in this movie goes to Skin Diamond but despite being the predominant performer she is not the only star. Scarlett has pulled some great performances out of the assembled cast to conjure up a twisted vision of a “sick” girl in an institution whose illness centres around her extreme and rampant sexual desires.

Beginning with a hot and hard three-girl scene involving Skin Diamond, two sexy nurses and a mean looking strap-on dildo the viewer is taken on a trip into a sick institution, or is it a twisted mind. The truth is we don’t know because as each scene unfolds you are exposed to what appears to be different aspects of Skin Diamond’s psyche manifested through hard core sex scenes. Is she dreaming or is she insane. You’ll find yourself not caring because every scene is acted out rather well (especially for an adult movie!).

There is story here, in as much as any purely adult movie has a story these days and your concept of sanity is played with a little too. I was really surprised that the first scene didn’t fall foul of the BBFC rules about depicting consensual sex when it began but it looks like the censors had their common sense heads on when they rated this movie because a few minutes in and the intro depicting Skin Diamond’s reluctance gives way to a hot three girl scene. There are lots of close-ups, lots of filthy language and most importantly as much girl on girl action as you could wish for.

As you watch the big dicks, hot chicks and freaky scenarios unfold – and you realise that this new director is one twisted bitch. What’s even better is that she can make good adult movies. Checking the credits you can see that the film was both directed and edited by Scarlett. This is just the sort of different and edgy porn that we need to see more of, safe porn scenarios don’t work anymore, they’ve all been done. Imaginative pornography is the way to separate the professional productions from the dreary low quality dross out there and this production has that imagination in spades. We don’t need 35mm film to prove a director can direct and that performers can perform, HD video works just fine and the combination of the freaky Dutch angles and Scarlett’s editing really work.

This film isn’t perfect, the acting is good for a porn movie but a bit wooden at times however it is by no means the worst I’ve seen in an adult movie so that’s a minor criticism.

So go out, get hold of a copy of this movie on VoD or DVD from your local adult store and when you’ve been suitably impressed by Scarlett Revell’s Mind Fuck keep an eye out for her next twisted offering.

Featuring: Skin Diamond, Scarlett Revell, Mae Myers, Adrianna Luna, Celeste Star, Jayden Lee, Brooklyn Lee, Tony De Sergio

Double Dip From Harmony Vision

Double Dip
Double Dip

As the name may suggest, Double Dip is a collection of 10 hot chicks being fucked by two dicks.  As it is know in the trade double penetration or double dipping.

And I bet those holes will be dripping…

…enough of that.  Lol

Because the scenes are all produced by the Harmony stable we can be assured the quality of this double disked set is going to be high.  And there are over 5 hours of action for you to enjoy complete with Cumshot Recap and Photo Gallery.

Yes, I did say double DVD, there are 10 dirty scenes for you to indulge in.  Someone and something for everyone.  😉  But because this is a compilation DVD you may find that you are already familiar with some of the scenes.

Jessica Moore’s Scene opens with a nice touch of ice play which brings those XXXnipples to attention on her bountiful boobs.  This gorgeous babe is skull fucked by a pair of guys before they let loose on her pussy and ass.

Plenty of ATM & PTM action between the pounding she takes, all culminating in an anal piledriver finish complete with facial.

Tatiana Kush’s Scene opens with her wearing pretty pink undies on her bed, she is soon joined by a couple of guys fresh from the shower with fucking in mind.  A few caresses and sucks later the fucking begins.

They move through boy-girl positions, alternating between them before working through the  usual DP positions with an added bonus, Tatiania is suspended between them and double teamed before having her bush (yes she has one which is neatly trimmed) and face creamed over.

Dora Venter’s Scene takes place poolside as she fucks her ass with her fingers in POV scene.  She demands that we fuck her ass and just like busses 4 cocks turn up at once.

What follows is an anal & cunt fuckfest as Dora endeavours to keep these 4 guys happy.  Payment is in kind as all four spunk over her face.

Jenna Haze’s Scene opens with her dressed rather provocatively in a cream lace up basque and matching stockings.   She is soon joined by two suited suitors who don’t take long to get down to some anal pounding contorting Jenna in to all manner of positions.

If you are a fan of gaping there is plenty to satisfy in this scene.  I do however wish that when there cock wasn’t in her torso they shoved it in her mouth.  Her incessant dirty talk is annoying and I would certainly advise you have the volume on low.

Harmony Rose’s Scene takes place in the dessert amongst the Joshua trees at an abandoned trailer and park where Miss Rose plays the perfect trailer trash.

She calls out for more as she gets fucked in all her holes by a couple of naked guys out there in the sun amongst the bones of an old camp.

Eager to please she is exceptionally appreciative of her two cocks and very vocal.  All the dessert fun ends in yet another facial.

Dunia Montenegro’s Scene opens with her laying on a table cuffed and blindfold whilst the gorgeous Bobbis Starr teases her with her tongue and a crop.

Then two guys enter the room and start to lick suck and tease her ready for some double cock fun.  They work their way through numerous positions switching holes as they go. There is plenty of DP action in this scene Dunia is obviously an anal whore.

The guys even get to “tear n share” her ass at one point in the piledriver position and all this fun sees the guys come on her pussy and face (just for a change lol).

Here is just a taster of what you will see on this nasty 10 scene DVD and I haven’t even told you about what Poppy Morgan gets up to.  😉

This DVD is a must for all anal fiends, it offers plenty of great girls and lots of filthy action but as I mentioned before some of them may be familiar as this is a compilation DVD.

I wouldn’t recommend this for watching with your wife or girlfriend unless they like their porn hard, this is not for the faint hearted which is probably why I enjoyed it.  Lol

Featuring:  Jessica Moore, Tatiana Kush, Dora Venter, Jenna Haze, Harmony Rose, Dunia Montenegro, Aletta Ocean, Poppy Morgan, Claire Robbins & Charlotte Vale also a plethora of unnamed cock.