Moscow Milfs Review
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Moscow Milfs is a DVD that makes the viewer ask a simple question. “Why?”
The concept of the Milf, the Mrs Robinson character, the seductive older woman is one that appeals to many men. The idea that a sophisticated mature lady would like to get it on with you has all sorts of possibilities and adds a different perspective to male fantasies and porn.
That is not the problem.
Moscow Milfs is a film in which I can find no redeeming qualities.
The performances are flat and unenthusiastic, each female performer appearing to be resigned to their appearance. There is a sad, tired, dreary and self-conscious demeanour to all the women involved as the scenes plod on through the course of the DVD.
The first scene is lacking in any sort of sexual excitement for the performers or the viewer and it just goes down hill from there. Eventually I just skipped through the later scenes in a desperate rush to get to the end.
As for the production the video is low quality and amateurish, the lighting flat and the sound only just adequate. The scenes take place in what look like a dilapidated apartment rented from someone’s mate. There are no extras, but that’s probably a good thing.
The DVD is painful to watch, avoid it like the plague.
Alex @ February 4, 2010
3 Cocks To Enjoy Review
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This Italian production from the ATV stable doesn’t have a high production value but it is well lit, filmed, and the girls all get what they came for. There are 4 girls eager to please 3 cocks, most girl’s fantasy to be enjoyed by several men all at the same time.
The DVD runs for 88 minutes and is split in to three scenes featuring a brunette, redhead and a blonde so the cover was slightly confusing when it says there are 4 Italian babes in the production but never the less every guy’s taste is catered for. Oh, and girls…I had my eye on one of the girls, you will have to read the full review to find out who. 
3 Cocks To Enjoy is a very honest production with no airs to pretention, all the scenes are filmed indoors I presume in apartments and houses. As seems to be the way with porn the guys aren’t named but the girls are, you will see Alice Ricci, Isabella and Lydia St Martin get all their holes filled.
Scene 1 – featuring Alice Ricci
Alice Ricci enters the scene with two guys totally naked on the sofa, she hastily makes a bee line for their cocks and starts going down on each of them in turn. Rather interestingly there is a love swing in the background suspended from the ceiling, which comes in to play later.
Once the guys have been aroused she turns her back on them crawling across the floor to the third cock who is also seated and naked. There is lots of cock and ball sucking and the obligatory kneeling surrounded by three cocks scenario which features in all three scenes.
Then we switch to Alice being suspended in the rather inadequate love swing, where the only support offered by the ineffective straps is around her back and waist. This woman needs commending for managing to film the whole scene with no neck or head support and I couldn’t help wondering just how long it took for her to get rid of the crick in her neck. But the guys didn’t have any discomfort, the swing height was adjustable via an electric pulley. Lol
She is duly serviced being finger fucked, head fucked and taken in every orifice before the scene switches back to the sofa and her being DP’d whilst blowing the other guys cock. Alice gets fucked by each guy in turn and if you like anal and gaping this one is for you.
Then we cut back to the swing where Alice gets her pert little breasts coated in cream. She then materialises back on the sofa where the third guy finally gets to coat her ass in a copious amount of cum.
Scene 2 – featuring Isabella
Isabella is on the sofa paying attention to her breasts and then rises to walk over to the all too familiar scene of three totally naked and seated guys waiting for her attentions. She quickly rouses them with her mouth and the action starts with all four of them taking up various positions on the sofa.
Isabella finds her mouth full most of the time during the sofa gymnastics, keeping three guys happy at the same time means every hole is covered. She is fucked in the in the arse and pussy by each guy before submitting to a round of DP action with the guys. We then have a little reverse cowgirl DP culminating in the third guy blowing his load over Isabella’s face.
Then something I haven’t seen before happens. He licks his cum from Isabella and spits it over her shoulder, one assumes on the guy under her.
She then attempts to bring the guy under her off, bouncing eagerly on his dick whilst being treated to another spattering of cum once more from the other guy. The third guy finally wanks himself over the kneeling Isabella.
Scene 3 – featuring Lydia St Martin
I bet you can’t guess how this scene starts. Lol Lydia appears in the room wearing a netty dress, if you are in to dresses made of hole it will be right up your street but I’m not a fan of “netwear”.
And yes, we have three naked guys adorning three sofas. All three rise from their seats and begin to suck and caress her wonderful nipples. This girl has a lovely pair of large natural breasts, and yes she was my favourite.
There is lots of cock sucking and a brief titty fucking and then they swing in to action they move through a series of sexual gymnastics including reverse cowgirl, doggy style and DP. I was rather disappointed that she kept the dress on and obscured her lovely rack and the titty play just didn’t happen.
But there were moments of compensation, in particular the clit play and the piledriving and DP piledriving. They engage in a round of anal/pussy piledriving which finishes with Lydia getting a three man creamy mouthful.
You can buy Sperma Party at a Simply Pleasure store near you. To find your local store click here.
Suze @ January 18, 2010
Sperma Party Review
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Sperma Party Italiano
This fuck fest is an Italian production which is quite a refreshing change from the plethora of stateside porn. It features four hot ladies and a group of forty guys who are prepared to wait in turn for a chance to stick it to these babes.
I would normally steer clear of gang bangs because they tend to be overly complicated, too many hands, feet and genitalia for you to be able to keep track of the action. But this DVD broke the mould it has been very well produced and the lighting is extremely good.
Although filmed in the POV format the scenes are cut together very well so you don’t loose out on any of the dirty action despite several couples, triples and quadruples all getting it on at the same time.
Every hole is filled in Sperma Party, you get to see Spitroast’s, Double Penetration, ATM, MFM, FMF and everything between. They even throw in a couple of poledancing poles as it appears to have been shot in a club.
The DVD is split in to four scenes with the first featuring the four girls getting it on with each other on the stage. Warming up whilst the guys are wanking up. The guys sit watching the girls as they lick, suck and finger fuck each other. You will even spot the odd glass dildo in there. It’s not long before the girls are nice and moist and the guys as hard as rocks and ready to fuck.
Scenes two and three take you start at varying stages in the party so you can skip through to resume your viewing where you left off. The scenes are splattered with cum shots which are all external and culminate in a naughty bukkake scene at the end of the gangbang where a blonde gets covered in it.
Finally the girls regroup to lick the blonde clean and snowball. Nice finish. But that’s not all the auburn haired girl takes a shower while the crew sit on stage dressed and chatting. At this point I wished I could understand Italian.
They are chatting away and one of the guys goes back stage and summons the red haired girl back to the stage where all the crew are waiting for her. I bet you can’t guess what happens next.
You will have to watch the DVD to find out.
I thoroughly enjoyed watching Sperma Party because it wasn’t pretending to be anything other than a jolly good gang bang.
You can buy Sperma Party at a Simply Pleasure store near you. To find your local store click here.
Suze @ December 31, 2009
Knickers Off Review
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Cindy Dollar
Knickers Off stars a number of familiar faces from the Harmony Films stable and features some familiar locations. Being a film by Strangelove you know it’s going to have a certain feel to it and that it’s not going to be run of the mill.
Cindy Dollar’s opening scene is striking to say the least because of her Polka dot dress. I think the guys watching her entrance down the back stairs of Harmony’s favourite central London location were sold on fucking her as soon as she lifted the hem of her dress to reveal her suspenders and absence of underwear. The subsequent five minutes of her wiggling her incredibly fuckable ass at them while they tossed themselves off was therefore bafflingly long-winded.
Cindy’s four and a half minute solo session is beautifully lit and filmed, you really want to pull her hand out of her pussy and replace it with something a little more substantial. Our two lecherous guys appear and after receiving ten minutes of fellatio between them give Cindy a vaginal and anal slamming that will make you gasp at its ferocity.
This could be the highlight of the entire video. If Alexandra Cat walked past you wearing no bra, a leather coat stockings, suspenders and high heeled boots most people would have trouble stopping themselves whistling at her. Well don’t because when three guys in a bar did that she whipped their asses hard with a riding crop and insisted they service her within an inch of their lives. If you weren’t a fan of Alexandra cat before this scene you will be after seeing it.
One huge disappointment about the strap-on sex scene with the legendary Strap-on Jane is that the director saw fit not to show Jane’s face! Why? Jane is a dirty bitch and legendary exponent of strap-on sex. The lack of a face associated with a strap-on reduced her role to that of a convenient sex toy and that destroyed the scene for me. Very poor show.
Naughty nurses are a common fetish and play theme in the bedroom. If you like the thought of two filthy minded SRNs attending to you in hospital then this scene will press the right buttons for you. Robyn Truelove and Jordanna Black take on a bandaged patient strapped down to a bondage bed. If you shut your eyes through their savage use of a penis pump on the prostrate and helpless “patient” the rest of the scene will have your blood pressure rising (I don’t believe I just wrote that, LOL). The patient makes a miraculous recovery and repays the girls oral attentions with vigorous use of his own instruments on them.
Alexandra Cat
I can’t help wondering if Jay Snake got a slight tingling of trepidation when he agreed to do a scene with Ebony GoddeXXX and Kerry Louise. Strapped to a chair and cruelly slapped, then tortured with an electrostim wand on his cock. This is true domination, right up to the point that they can resist Jay Snake’s obvious charms no longer and submit to a slamming three-way fucking. At one point Ebony sits wanking lasciviously in a chair as Jay fucks Kerry to within an inch of her life. Kerry Louise’s vocal appreciation is so loud at times that the sound volume clips and distorts the on-scene audio track. Bad girl, what a screamer!
The menus look as good as the slick and eye catching sleeve, the polka dot pattern on Cindy Dollar’s dress and shoes being carried throughout the visual design . The extras are disappointing, just a cumshot recap and photo gallery, not what you would have expected from an otherwise competently produced DVD. A behind the scenes or a cast interview would have been good. The incidental music is a cut above most other adult films, contemporary, non-intrusive and often creates a slightly unreal feeling to the whole movie.
Knickers off could have been better, the criticisms levelled above explain why, primarily over-long sequences that at times become dull, but don’t let that stop you from seeing this movie. There are some great scenes and performances which the issues with the production and direction don’t overshadow.
Alex @ December 16, 2009
Seriously Sexy Stocking Fillers Review
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Seriously Sexy
Xcite books publish erotic anthologies and novels that are available online and on the high street. If you are a regular reader of Erotic Buzz you will have seen some of their output reviewed here before. On the whole their books are at least good and often very arousing, but I have to say I approached their Christmas 2009 offering “Seriously Sexy, Stocking Fillers” with some trepidation. Themed anthologies can be a bit variable in quality and if the stories don’t flow and feel like just another sex story with jingle bells attached it does jar and negate the sexual elements.
I dug in to the twenty stories by 19 different authors and this is a taste of what I found …
Some of the stories seem just too short, I don’t know if they have been heavily edited but as an example I’ll use Emily Dubberley’s “The Perfect Meal”. A well written piece, but only 7 pages long it describes the anticipation and foreplay so well, then less than half a page from the end of the story we see two paragraphs of actual sex and that’s that. I wanted the story to carry on and the climax to do justice to the build-up, but it didn’t.
Some of the scenarios are quite different. Elizabeth Coldwell’s “Filling her stockings” is one of the longer stories at 9 pages and tells a story of cross-dressing and sissification while maintaining the masculine and feminine roles in the man and woman respectively. It’s fun and so well done that I can see a few surprised boyfriends being cajoled into stockings this Christmas.
“The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come” reworks the classic Dickensian Christmas story into a modern office setting. At twelve or so pages it is one of the longer stories, but as with much of this book I found myself wanting to read more of the voyeuristic Zara’s visions.
The final story “Candy Cane Thrills” was a bit of a low point, not least for a piece of dialogue that made me roll my eyes.
“You like that, you little cock-sucking Santa slut.”
“Oh, yea baby! Shove that candy cane deep in my pussy!”
Yes, this is erotic fiction but that simply doesn’t sound real to me and that lack of plausibility kills the story.
Seriously Sexy was a better read than I feared. OK some of the stories were a little short, indeed a little short on erotic content, but there are a few gems in there. The final piece “Candy Cane Thrills” was not for me at all and the lines I quoted above were particularly clichéd but that is my personal taste and I’m sure there will be readers who adore the Über-slut talk. Seriously sexy has something for everyone and most people will get along with most of the stories. There are some nice scenarios, just a pity about the ones that simply didn’t work.
The book could be improved by fewer, slightly longer stories, or by selecting themes that work better in shorter stories.
You can buy “Seriosuly Sexy, Stocking Fillers” from Xcite Books.
Alex @ December 14, 2009
Trans Instinct Review
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Trans Instinct ATV Entertainment
Trans Instinct By ATV Entertainment
I have a discovered a side to me that made me feel slightly uncomfortable, at least initially. Suze actually enjoyed watching this DVD. It’s completely different to anything I have ever watched before in the porn arena.
It took me a moment to rationalise my liking for this kind of pornography, which before watching I thought wouldn’t quite be to my taste. My reasoning, I love pegging (fucking your boyfriend’s arse) for one, so watching a guy being fucked up the arse didn’t exactly turn me off. The other reason it worked for me is because these guys may have fake boobs but so do most of the girls in porn these days.
So when you look at it that way, why not enjoy the experience.
I will refer to the transvestites in these scenes as T’s as not to confuse things and I will use the pronoun “they†when referring to them.
I’m sorry for being unable to give you the individuals stars names for each scene, they aren’t named either on the DVD sleeve on the film itself. Here is a list of the porn stars featured:
Baby Marilyn, Sara Simon, Bia Modigliani, Arianna, Rasissa Melo, Sonny Barnet, Ted Bongiorno, Girogio Grandi, Calvin.
The first scene is a guy driving his car with a brunette transvestite in the passenger seat. A little mutual rubbing of crotches, fondling and kissing of boobs, resulting in T giving him a bj with enthusiasm when the car comes to a halt. They alight the car with picnic blanket in hand and take you to a grassy glade.
As the sun beats down they make their way to the grassy area and T gives the guy another BJ. I found this to be interesting from the point of view that a guy is going to know what another guy likes. Watching for tips, LOL.
I was pleasantly surprised that the BJ didn’t go on and on as they can do in hetero porn. They kiss and he plays with her breasts, certainly giving them more attention than in conventional porn. The culmination of all this is that they fuck in several positions including reverse/cow girl and doggy style. I particularly enjoyed watching the T’s cock bouncing around while they were being fucked not something you usually get to see.
The cum shot is a dual wanking scene, very hot.
The next scene tries plays with fetish, the T walks up the road and unties a guy from the fence she leads him up the road on his lead. Once inside the house there is a T Domme waiting with a whip dressed rather nicely in a laceup latex basque and stockings.
They play at bdsm for a while with the odd tug of the lead here and there but the whole Domme/sub thing is soon forgotten.
The MFT stars work their way through a cornucopia of positions interspersed with blow jobs and cunnilingus. This scene also features the girl being double penetrated by the T and the guy. An adventurous scene which would have worked better if the T had not insisted in playing up for the camera all the time.
This was off putting to say the least and as I recall at one point the T couldn’t be seen by the camera because she was being obscured by the guy. Resulting in T leaning round him in a very obvious way so they could be seen gesturing and moaning.
Despite the overacting, the scene works and is well filmed with several close up shots and angles. They all finish in the true porn standard way by giving the girl a facial.
This scene starts off outside in what looks to be a park, with T dressed in an illegally short black skirt and a guy sat on park bench smooching. After a short while they move off to indulge in a little BJ action, I guess so they were out of the publics gaze. I started to get in to the scene and just as I was getting in to the action they suddenly transported in to a bedroom with the guy already giving the T a little doggy action.
They both work there way through the lexicon of positions on the bed until the pop shot which sees the T taking face full.
T gets picked up by a guy who works at the bar and they take a trip to the toilet for a quick mutual blow job before being materialised in to the bedroom where he is fucking her doggy style.
This scene is full on action, no kissing, no fondling, just good hard fucking. They work through every imaginable configuration and at one point he has the T with legs up round their neck whilst he vigorously fucks away.
The scene concludes with another very arousing dual wanking session.
Overall the cinematography was good, well lit and enough close-ups for us to get the picture. And unlike some films not too long, fours scenes which don’t drag on.
You can buy Trans Instinct at a Simply Pleasure store near you. To find your local store click here.
Suze @ November 14, 2009
Meet Mr Happy Review
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Meet mr Happy
OK, enough of the tease I know you are all dieing to know who he is. It’s a wonderfully creative book of cock imagery. Not just you average “cock shot†but Mr Happy is featured tastefully wearing various items and in settings to create a scene.
The images are both creative and fun with just enough text to bring about a smile. This book is designed to be picked up whilst having a cup of coffee for a bit of titillation. It’s the kind of book I would love to leave out on my coffee table but it may be a little too risqué for that.
Meet Mr Happy doesn’t sexualise the cock in any way, it celebrates its form and presents it in different settings where the shape of that particular piece of the male anatomy can be observed by itself. The settings and image styles are varied and therefore not monotonous though a slightly longer book with a couple of strong threads running through it in terms of photographic style or thematic narrative might have made the whole publication more cohesive.
That said I have never seen anything like it before so its uniqueness as a light and whimsical take on the male member has to be applauded.
I’m also pleased to say that it comes in “hard†back so it will endure many hours of browsing and fingering. Lol If you desire a book which will take you on a phallic fantasy this is the one.
“Meet Mr. Happy†is available from Blurb.com
Suze @ October 23, 2009
Tanya Hyde Dollz House Review
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Dollz house, Tanya Hyde
Dollz house by Tanya Hyde is filmed in HD with an original soundtrack and a cast of names that any porn aficionado will recognise. With performances by Aletta Ocean, Robyn Truelove, Sofia Valentine, Aliz, Keira Pharrell, Lala, Havna Sin, George Uhl, Olivier Sanchez, Dirty Dog, Danny D, Jay Snake, Freaky Deke and Barry Scott we expected this 3 hour DVD to be packed with action.
There are four scenes starting with “Sex Doll†featuring Aletta Ocean. It’s slightly surreal, as is the set and involves a long session of cunilingus which at first is fun because the girl is getting the attention, then drags on a bit. Her costume is striking, electric pink waspie and pasties and striped stockings but the shots, though beautifully filmed, are a little obvious and gynaecological at times.
About ten minutes into the pussy licking a watcher is revealed (George Uhl), a nice voyeuristic touch. She begins to suck his cock and the lexicon of sexual positions is opened and each ticked off.
Cock sucking, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spit roast, cowgirl, DP, anal then facial cum shot. There was a sequence of positions but no progression. Masked, hooded and suspended in a body bag the male performers came and went without much of a nod to continuity throughout the 39 minutes
The next scene “Checkpoint†features Sofia Valentine and Robin Truelove as a voyeuristic chauffer and exhibitionist employer. While Robin frigs herself Sofia watches.
I really wanted this scene to be girl-on-girl with a few toys, maybe a strap-on? But they reach the titular checkpoint and are vigorously “interrogated†by the guards in every orifice until Robin’s ass is covered in cum quickly followed by a facial for Sophia.
In “Rough justice†Aliz is treated to three cocks, first through glory holes then in a full-on four-way fuck fest with the three men who maintain their anonymity by wearing their leather hoods throughout, well, except Jay Snake whose tattoos give him away.
Finally the best scene of the film “Spunk Rockâ€.
For some reason this scene clicked with me. It’s rough around the edges in places but has some good bits, especially the girl writhing on the bar. The Electro synth music bed goes a bit punky to match the costumes and tattoos and for some reason gels together better than the rest of the scenes.
Jay Snake delivers as usual, there’s a bit of pissing in there for urophiles and oddly Jay looks like Bruce Willis from some angles.
Perhaps it was because we’d been so looking forward to Dollz House that it came as a bit of a let down to us. Over-long and lacking in a distinctive theme the obviously large budget, talented cast and crew seem to have been a bit wasted.
Simply witnessing a succession of sex acts is not what we expect from Tanya Hyde and that’s what Dollz house felt like; Even if those sex acts were very well performed and filmed.
If Hyde was aiming for surreal then to an extent that feeling was achieved but it was surreal to the point of disassociation and therefore not sexy in a trippy way which could have worked.
The incidental music is electro-synth style and a refreshing change from the run-of the mill garbage that accompanies most porn.
You can’t watch this DVD in one session and maybe that’s not what it was conceived for. As a background to a wild sex party where your attention is drifting between the girl sucking your cock for real and the girls on screen then it would work. And you wouldn’t have to change DVD for three hours and get the buttons sticky.
Dollz House could have been a lot better at engaging me and making me feel more horny. Not the best Tanya Hyde film, but that said most directors would give their right arm to be as good as Hyde on a bad day.
Alex @ October 4, 2009
Jules Jordan’s Breast Worship 2
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Breast Worship 2
No prizes for guessing the theme of this DVD. If you’re into big boobs you will no doubt be eager to find out if it delivers what the title promises.
The DVD consists of six unrelated scenes. Scenes 4, 5 and 6 are OK, though a little formulaic but not unrewarding. Tit fucking of the vigour and duration that scene’s 5 and 6 display has to be given a big thumbs up.
The first three scenes are in my opinion the best on the DVD.
Scene one sees a delightfully flimsy “plot†about deceiving two girls from a bank to a house on the grounds of foreclosing on the owner. It’s completely ludicrous and only serves as a basis for the preamble dialogue where you get to see a lot of the girls’ cleavages. Very nice indeed. As you can imagine the pretence soon breaks down and Gianna, Carmella Bing and Marco get down to what they are really at the house to do. This is one of the most fun R18 scenes I have ever seen. Everyone seems to enjoy themselves which makes the scene for me, well along with the eager girls with huge boobs.
Scene two shows off Cassandra Calogeras fine chest to perfection. Unfortunately someone had the idea of doing a bit of rope bondage a few minutes into the scene. It is unfortunate because neither Cassandra or her male counterpart are really in to it and not too good at it so after a few minutes the idea is dispensed with and Cassandra gets a damn good fucking. The sex works out far better without the props and boy, can that girl suck cock. You will not believe how much she can swallow.
Scene three sees Tory Lane fucked hard by Lexington Steele. The tease at the beginning of the scene is nice, Tory’s boobs trapped inside a shiny blue latex top are slowly revealed so by the time she does reveal them fully you are so ready to see what she has to offer. Tory tries hard to accommodate Lex’s legendary member in her mouth but never takes much more than half his length. It’s a different story when he uses her gargantuan cock on her pussy, then deep inside her ass. It made me gulp just watching it.
Breast Worship 2 isn’t perfect. As I mentioned some of the scenes aren’t very imaginative, but the girls are enthusiastic and fully stacked. A real treat for lovers of big breasted porn stars.
You can buy Jules Jordan’s Breast Worship 2 at a Simply Pleasure store near you. To find your local store click here.
Alex @ September 3, 2009
Ultimate Curves Review
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Ultimate Curves
Ultimate Curves is as its name suggests a collection of short stories whose theme is women of a fuller figure. I was looking forward to reading it because quite honestly I get sick of seeing stick-thin women in the press and reading about how such and such a “celebrity†has put on a couple of pounds.
I was not disappointed by Ultimate Curves.
All of the stories have one thing in common an appreciation of the pleasures to be enjoyed with a fuller figured woman. The stories are packed with descriptions of the beautiful curves that come with a larger frame, shapely hips, a round ass and of course a fuller chest.
And all of this is described in a detail that is often missing from other erotica. I know from writing erotica myself that it’s often best when writing to only hint at certain aspects of a character’s appearance to allow the reader’s mind to fill in the blanks and adapt the narrative to include characters that work best for them. But in a book specifically aimed to please a lover of larger ladies Ultimate Curves revels in descriptions of these voluptuous sexy women.
In fact I’d say that the level and quality of description in the narrative is generally much higher than in other erotic fiction I have read. And in case you are worried, the descriptions of the sex are pretty hot too, with vanilla, bondage, threesomes and a little light BDSM thrown in.
Of course there is a variation in the quality of the writing and some stories will not suit everyone. There were a couple of stories that I didn’t get along with due to the scenario, or style of writing, but that is a matter of personal taste and an exception to the majority of the book which I thoroughly enjoyed. The beauty of a collection of short stories like this is of course that you are bound to find something that you like.
Ultimate Curves is a refreshing departure from your run of the mill beautiful people style erotic book. It dares to be different in daring – it wins.
Alex @ August 31, 2009