Better Than Chocolate Vibrator Review

Better Than Chocolate Vibrator

Better Than Chocolate Vibrator

Mid Morning Nibbles

It’s not often that a new sex toy to the market wets my appetite and other things. There are some sex toys which immediately stimulate the senses in terms of design and functionality and the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate designer vibrator hit the spot. This vibrator got me flustered and excited, I wanted to test it and I eventually got the chance when Simply Pleasures sent one out for me to test.

This adult toy is unlike anything else I have had the pleasure of testing. The packaging is first class from the outer cardboard sleeve with watercolour embellishment to the satin lined presentation box. Everything exudes class and quality and this is reflected in the vibrator itself, classy, individual and functional all in one product.

I removed the Better Than Chocolate from its tasteful presentation box and bathed it in anti bac soap in preparation for its workout. 😉 The mailman had delivered it to me a few days before but it had waited silently and patiently for its turn in the queue.

My restraint to test the toy upon arrival was commendable because I was really eager to review it but there was another toy I had to review first. But now it was mid morning and time to indulge my sweet tooth a fantastic metaphor if ever there was one.

I find that anticipation heightens the senses and in this case I was more than ready to see what this little bit of stealth pleasure would do for me. When I look at the shape of this pleasure object it reminds me of a stealth fighter, hence my reference to “stealth pleasure”.

Here are the ingredients:

Made from a hard plastic with an elastomer coating which is soft and velvety to the touch
Is ergonomically designed and shaped to fit the female form, sitting between the labia majora for close contact
Is waterproof and fully submersible up to one meter
Quiet in operation and operated via 2 x AAA batteries
Mulitple speeds and functions, controlled via a touch control reminiscent of a mouse wheel, with a lockable feature

Feeling a little tense from the morning’s sales calls I decided to dive in with this one. The Better Than Chocolate is submersible up to 1 meter so would cope quite nicely with a tension busting luxurious bath. Or should I say barrrrth. Lol

I inserted the bathplug and turned on the taps, placing my sweet delight on the side of the bath for later. A few squirts of my favourite bath foam added a nice inviting froth to the waters and an added essence of sea minerals. I filled the empty moments by taking a pee and readying myself for the warm sensual waters.

There is something really indulgent about taking a bath at 10:45 in the morning, when most people are sat at their desks dancing to the tune of the piper. Not me, I work from home and take my job very seriously. 😉 I tested the temperature, a little too hot, I added some more cold water.

I entered the bedroom and removed my clothing, there is something a little kinky about doing this and not closing the curtains but we don’t have many passers by and are not overlooked. I threw them in to a heap and made my way to the bathroom, leaving the cat on the bottom of my bed wondering what I was up to.

No need to close the bathroom door, the heating was on for the cold spell we are having and the room was nice and warm as I entered it. It’s at about this point that the phone nearly always rings but not today. I slip in to the bath and envelope myself in the warm fragrant waters.

I lay there still and silent enjoying the warm and soothing waters as their osmotic powers strip me of the morning tension. I feel relaxed and receptive with a slight randy undertone. 😉 The Better Than Chocolate beckons me like a siren from the side of the tub.

I take hold of it in my hand, manipulating it for the most effective and efficient usage. Within moments I find that I prefer to hold it with the on/off button towards me and the mode and speed controls over my clit. This way I can hold the vibrator in place with my index and forth finger whist using my third to operate the controls.

You switch vibratory pattern by holding your finger on the top of the slide control which I find is also easier to control using your middle digit, the speed can then be controlled via the slide bar. Then finally when you find your perfect setting you can lock this by holding your finger on the bottom of the slide bar.

After a little manipulation I found my perfect pulsating setting and speed and lay back, water ebbing around me. I locked down and raised my knees, tilting my hips to meet the vibrations. The water was warming and relaxing and the Tastes Like Chocolate bringing me closer to ecstasy.

A little side to side motion soon had me bending my toes, gripping the bottom of the bath and bucking. It was here…sweet deliverance….

You need to indulge in the Better Than Chocolate vibrator. It is powerful, quiet and finger lickingly good. The ergonomic shape makes it both easy to use and arousing. I’m not a chocaholic but I love this pleasure object.



Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.