Lonely Hearts Cock Ring

Lonely Hearts Cock Ring

Lonely Hearts Cock Ring

When it comes to performing a sex toy review I don’t normally go by what I see on the box. In the case of this sex toy review for the Lonely Hearts Cock ring I was immediately struck by one thing. Its name. If you’re using a cock ring you are most likely to be using it with your partner. I said most likely, read on.

The cock ring itself is huge, quite bulky in fact, and made from soft and stretchy silicone. The bullet is removable so cleaning without damaging the vibrating mechanism is easy. You can thoroughly clean this cock ring without worrying about getting water in the works of the bullet or its controller.

The cock ring is strikingly coloured, you can have any colour so long as it’s pink. So is the controller that gives access to the 7 speed/ pattern functions via one press switch and allows you to start and stop the toy with another switch. Oh, the Lonely Hearts Cock ring uses 2 AAA batteries so it’s easy to get powered up.

As usual I thoroughly washed the cock ring and decided to lube it before I tried to put it on. While I was reaching into the bedside draw for the lubricant I felt a familiar tongue tickling the end of my cock and slipping inside my foreskin.

Suze had me hard in moments and with lube on the cock ring and a little on my erection I put the cock ring on.

I mentioned using the cock ring solo earlier because that’s exactly what I tried first. Suze watched the red light of the controller flicker and pulse in time with the 7 speed functions as I cycled through them. With the substantial heart shaped bullet holder against my balls I rather enjoyed stroking myself. The bullet is very powerful so despite the large volume of silicone the stimulation was very pleasurable.

Suze’s growing impatience was evident so I suggested we try the cock ring doggy style. That way the more pointed tip of the heart on the cock ring would press against her clitoris. At least that’s what I hoped.

Being thoroughly lubed from my preparations for putting the ring on, I was able to slide straight into Suze. I clasped the control in my left hand and steadied myself with my right on her buttock as I moved in and out of her. The weight of the cock ring comes into its own when you’re doing this because you feel it against your balls, buzzing incessantly.

Suze liked the feeling too when I was pressed against her with my cock deeply buried. Here’s one point worthy of note. Because the cock ring is so big it’s impossible to achieve full penetration.

This is certainly a cock ring that you can feel in use.

We tried thrusting and grinding and found the latter the best way to get the most out of the cock ring. When we both came it was there buzzing away and extending the orgasms a little longer with its powerful vibrations.

This cock ring is unusual because of its size and bulk. It’s well made and incorporates a powerful bullet. The design is unusually and works pretty well, though because of its size you can’t quite reach maximum penetration during intercourse. Lube is essential because the silicone does tend to grab a little at your skin. That said the toy’s flexibility is a boon because it means it fits all sizes, unlike some cock rings that I find can feel restrictive and pinch.



Alex reviews sex toys both solo and with his partner Suze, allowing him to give a unique perspective on adult products from a truly authoritative and experienced standpoint.