Ultimate Clit Massager Review

Ultimate Clit Massager

Ultimate Clit Massager

Effortless Orgasms With The NassToys Ultimate Clit Massager sex toy.

I’m always on the look out for clit stimulators, the orgasms I achieve from my clit are enough to blow your socks off. I kid you not! And I spotted a new one I hadn’t tried at Onjoy and had to add it to my collection.

The NassToys Ultimate Clit Massager sat in my drawer waiting for the day of reckoning.

Today was that day. We are going through a mini heat wave in the UK at the moment. Temperatures have soared over the last 4 days and are set to continue in to early next week. When I won’t give a fuck because I’m back at work. Lol

The heat tends to have both a positive and negative effect on me. I enjoy the warmth and being able to walk around scantily clad (at home 🙂 ) but I find the heat difficult to cope with. It tends to make me tired and not want to do much at all.

We have well positioned fans running in both the office and bedroom to try to keep the air moving and avoid heat stroke. By mid afternoon it was so hot outside that I had to come inside the house and lay on the bed to cool down. Alex joined me a few minutes later, the heat had got to him too. He pulled the curtains to.

I stripped down to my underwear, simple white t-shirt bra and panties, discarding my skirt and t-shirt on to the floor. For those of you who may be interested Alex down to his navy cotton boxer shorts. 😉

We lay on top of the covers and let the fan oscillate in the corner to help us cool down.

The birds were singing, the sun was shining and somewhere outside a lawn was being mowed. So rather than trying to sleep I just closed my eyes and started to relax. Some minutes later I awoke, I didn’t even realise that I had nodded off. Neither did Alex as he snored next to me. Lol

I woke up feeling randy. It was still hot and I couldn’t be bothered to wake Alex and start jumping around. It’s nice to get hot and sticky but not without effort. No I had a better plan.

In my bedroom draw that Ultimate Clit Massager was eagerly awaiting my attention. Before I get started I’ll give you the important details

It has 10 functions all powered by 1 x AA battery
The angled head is designed to hit the right spot every time
Phthalate free, made from ABS plastic with a smooth silky finish
On/Off twist control, with independent function button, no having to cycle through every setting to power off this clit vibe
Can be used in the bathroom because it is waterproof. Always a bonus 😉

Ok, Alex is still asleep so be very quiet.

He was on his side facing away from me as I reached in to my top drawer for my clit vibe. With a twist I turned it on and pressed the function button one, two, three times and felt the power of the vibrations ripple through my hand.

This vibe is quite and Alex didn’t stir as I placed the tip on to my clit. I wasn’t, I let rip a muffled yelp as the vibe made contact with my clitoral hood. The intensity of the vibrations is very good and I found that the hard tip aided that and my masturbation.

I applied a light pressure to my clitoral hood and let the vibrations ripple through me. This felt good but I needed something more if I was going to climax. I cycled through the other functions and discovered some fantastic escalating modes but I was more in the mood for continual, fast and furious stimulation. I do play hard. 😉

I cycled through to the fastest continual vibration setting again and this time incorporated a bit of Suze handiwork to the moment. Using up and down movements I let the tip glide over the length of my hood, releasing my sensitive button from the top gently.

A little spit aided the movements and I could feel the pulsation as I became engorged and ready to masturbate.

With the vibe still in continuous vibration mode I began to waggle my clit from side to side, applying the same pressure as earlier. That did the trick. Within moments I could feel my face flush and my body quiver as I felt my climax kick in. I arched my back, pressed my feet one on top of the other and shook uncontrollably as I came.

Uncontrollable guttural moans escaped from my throat, I knew I may wake Alex but I was too far gone to care. 😉

He did a few minutes later as my orgasm subsided and turned off my clit vibe.

I have only one criticism to make and that is the vibrations make your fingers tingle when in use. But I suppose this is just a testimonial to the power that this little clit vibe has, so is it really a problem…



Suze has been using and reviewing sex toys for over a decade. Her sex toy reviews are valued by consumers and the adult industry alike making her one of the most respect adult industry writers and consultants in the world.